You've got a whole nest of these things infesting your room. What do you do?
ask them to leave politely, if not have spidergirl waifu catch them all
They promise to pay rent if you'll let them squat in your home.
But my UshiOni waifu is going to eat them
I hate cockroaches. I kill them all.
I guess that's fair, but not in my room. Also they best not make a mess of anything.
I, for one, welcome my new, sloppy overlords.
One of KC's less appealing designs. Not just talking about the art style, but.....there's just not that much that's appealing about this monster girl's appearance. Pasties on a flat chest are the only thing good about her.
Can't I have her infesting my room instead? I'd let her webs be...
Sure, but she'll only be this large.
I bet you're pussywhipped by a kikimora and she made you post that. *whip noise*
Then how is she able to do this?
It wouldn't matter if they looked completely human with just an antennae on their head, any manner of insect monster girl would creep me out.
You must be hallucinating after she bit you. She was probably a venomous spider.
>I love you anon...
Unless we keep complaining.
Your hatred is irrational. Have you ever heard of the Ugly Duckling?
Find a way of having them pay rent in the form of physical help.
Post results on /a/
Maybe link/create a site where I ship them to anons if they pay the shipping costs and additional fee. I try to make sure it won't be too high, can't guarantee it though. Also, that is if they can procreate.
What the hell is that thing on the right and why do I wanna hold her hand so bad
She only wants your love, Anon
you're cool t-too
Sure, sex with her is all fun and games, until her hairs start tickling you.
Not to mention her menstruation, as if insect blood couldn't get more disgusting.
Fools, she will be a beautiful butterfly girl in months.
I construct an elaborate labyrinth full of harmless traps, obstacle courses and puzzles, and then have them try to solve it while I film. The finished product is then sold to a local network, resulting in a massively successful reality show. The girls are provided with all the food they can eat, a safe house to stay in, and all the semen they can squeeze out of me. I get rich. The network gets rich. The audience goes "aww". Everybody wins.
yeah she doesn't get the prince
the crow bitch does.
That makes me feel so bad, I hung a lamia from a tree branch.
It's one of his earliest designs back from 2006, or 2007. Of course it's bad.
Would care for and when she became a beautiful butterfly and an even more beautiful woman she'd know who stuck by her.
Until they find out you let suck your penis. Which causes an uproar.
Especially here, since you didn't want to share them. Jerk.
Well as long as she doesn't stick with those scary ass claws.
The only time I would ever appreciate the beauty of a butterfly is when its dead and pinned in a display case.
They're not mine to share. You can't own a devil bug, it's one of Mother Earth's creatures.
>Buy some Mentos with that jelly frosting shit
>Use a syringe to remove it
>Put insect poison inside it
>Make a lot of those
>Create a maze with two choices per branch
>One choice has a normal Mentos
>The other; poisoned Mentos
>Put cockroach girls on the maze
>Whoever gets out alive, gets your love.
Oh? How would you like a stinger up your urethra?
Please stop hurting me
You can easily capture them if they're milking your dick, anon. Also
>I don't want to share them
at least I tried to share them if they could procreate. I'd keep the 10/10 breeding material, though.
She reminds me more of a cranefly larva, which turns into this.
Oh Hell no! Nope! Fuck the bullshit
Don't do that.
I don't have a right to capture them. Like I said, they're not mine to share. If they want to sleep around after becoming stars, I won't stop them, of course.
The pic was my reaction.
>all these bugs
Can't I just enjoy fluffy MG's?
You keep persisting you don't want to share them.
Just admit you don't want to and I'm done.
>Can't I just enjoy fluffy MG's?
Only the fluffiest
My deal with bugs is not quite a phobia but this thread is still pure nightmare fuel.
You can have her, she's not at all fluffy, but after she gets a few tentacles in you, you won't even care.
>You'll never cuddle with an ant MG while you're covered with honey and she spits acid at you for digestive purposes
Why do I even bother with this life?
Fine, I admit it. You don't want to share your waifu either, do you? Nobody does. I'm not any more selfish than anyone else, dammit! I'm not a bad person!
There are bugs living in your eyebrows right now
There's a bug snooping around on your asshole too.
what about fluffy bugs?
How big is a nest? How old are they? How big are they?
They look adorable. Depending on how much they eat, and if they're willing to do a few chores, They're welcome to stay as long as they like. I have a few empty rooms/closets and a cozy basement.
in the case if you didnt have a choice in the matter wouldn't you try to make the best of the situation?
Bestialityfags pls go
Isn't that Kotoura-san?
Maybe once I grow a spine and stop self-destroying myself I stop sharing my waifu.
Until then she's pretty much for grabs. As long as she's making someone else happy it's okay.
But still, as long as she's able to live my semen will continue to flow into her.
So what happens if I touch her wings?
Shit she is cute, I will take 4.
>killing all those innocent monster girls for your entertainment
What if she became Moth-girl? Would it be worth it to stay with her for a few months? Could you do it?
I get itchy easily but I guess I could be with her.
I would love her, hug her, and eat fresh greens with her every day.
She's a red admiral, which perch on humans quite often, so once she becomes a butterfly, she'll be a cuddler. Please endure it.
>so once she becomes a butterfly, she'll be a cuddler
>Creeping inside my shoes
I don't think so.
I'm not a strong man.
This changes everything.
>only /slightly/ relevant reaction I could find
Well when she is a butterfly she wont have those spiny hairs anymore, so itching wont be a problem.
She'll crawl on your penis, though.
Do her tiny hands even functions
Can she keep the hair on her head? It looks really good.
Apparently. Spoilered for lewdness.
Who do I have to pester to get this translated
>be a shota paladin
>suddenly pic related
Haven't you ever watched Hidasketch? She'll end up being a moth instead.
>implying I'm not okay with this.
Everybody. Every thread.
Run for it
Why don't you do it, Anon?
Have her turn me into this when she's done.
I've only been learning moon for a week. That's not enough. I humbly apologize.
Switch my weapon to a staff.
Makes it easier to run too.
Assuming I'll live.
let me guess, nobody have even the slightest idea of what the actual fuck are those one-eyed babies?
Also the harpy and the spider looks absolutely 10/10 Please translate it
Actually the cyclops too, but I'm not into them
>running away from enemy
what a shiity paladins you are
More like Kotouroach-san
I am more of a witch doctor or monk anyway.
he has a fresh sword in his hands
time to test it out
>be witch doctor
>no one do the voodoo like you do
>stupid monster girls always trying to rape you
>you curse those bitches so bad that any time they even think about a cock they break out in hives, sores, measles, mumps, whooping cough, and chicken pox
Nope, no idea. Have more harpy, though.
Well, shit. Thanks to this thread, I want an ant girl to kidnap me and carry me back to her ant colony where I get raped by the queen and then by all the antgirls.
Do I get a Capri sun bottle with it
>you would then be a king
You didn't even realize this, did you?
One of many, most likely.
isn't that from the other Vanadis novel tough? Are they have something in common other than the artist?
since obligatory guys isnt here yet, ill be posting this
but aren't ant colonies controlled by the queen? I'm not sure if there's an existence of an ant king in any colony. I wouldn't mind being a king or even just a sex slave.
I don't know and I don't care. None of the Vanadis stuff is translated, and I want it all.
I was thinking more along the lines of both spiritual and physical mending using blood price instead of mana.
Just helping both man and monster and using plane shift to flee if needed.
Oh, you've got no idea how hard they can suck.
>I don't care
>I want it all
make up your mind already son
>>you would then be a king
ants don't do that, its pretty much random drones that mate with the queen once and then die afterwards
termites however do have a king
a termite that is designated to mate with the queen for life (the queen termite being able to live for 45 years)
go back to /tg/
You guys are all so lewd
My mind IS made up. I want it all, and I don't care if they've got nothing in common, what's the problem here?
Never been there.
I just happen to read a lot.
I just wanna cuddle with my Monstergirls and have heart attacks at stuff they do
I tought you mean you dont care about the Vanadis novels my bad
>be the king of a termite colony
>queen is now 50 times bigger than when you met
>honey, I'm still sexy, right?
>the pregnant look suits you just fine, dear
How can you not love Manticore?
Anyway, what's up with these trucercore stories? Can you guys give me a quick sum on it? I never read 1 line from it before, but you guys got me interested.
She asked you out. Do you say yes, or do you fall down from heart failure and have her visit you at the hospital every day for your stay?
>She will never NTR you
>Not getting a hand-job with her strong hand
Whats wrong with him?
How do harpies wipe their ass?
the iron one not the flesh one
With your tongue. Pic related.
... I don't know. Is this why girls go to the bathroom in threes?
Say...I think you're on to something anon.
...wait you might be right
You know you want it...
Dear moonspeaking anons: please do something. We're suffering here. You're not evil, surely you must have it in your hearts to hear out our pleas.
>wanting a painful handjob
>Not wanting a painful handjob
>being a bitch ass masochist
>Being an bitch sadist
>Bitch ass sadist
GHOST! BLOWJOB! WHOO WHOO WHOO!
You're both very pretty, and both S's and M's are wonderful. Now have a freshly hatched dragon pup and stop arguing so you can fawn over her.
I'm confused. Are those girls the mothers or ther daughters.
Aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?
We need the translations so we can find out. Start pestering people already!
Porcelain or plastic body thats not pleasurable your dicks gonna take a beating.
can somebody make me clear exactly -how- it never got translated? Out of all the vast ocean of visual novels, only the Vanadis ones never got translated? really? why? I want this so bad.
Magic, for fuck's sake
Late as fuck, I know. I was busy painting the walls in my house.
THE RIDE NEVER END
we hisao now
go to a special school where w fuck crippple monster girls
>harpy that cant fly
It's like you're delibirately trying not to enjoy things.
Here's the thing: it's monster girls, but the sex is vanilla. People who translate monster girls don't do vanilla. People who translate vanilla, don't do monster girls. So in conclusion: shit taste is the reason we'll never get this.
>but the sex is vanilla
It's only vanilla in that it's not hardcore rape or vore, but the sex itself is extremely kinky. Some people even complain about the sex scenes involving the monster features too much.
>Bee girl's nipples
Literally as sharp as her stinger, jesus fuck
Be honest, if you saw a face in your blanket, you'd throw that shit in the fireplace.
>people like femdom but doesn't like vanilla
femdom is worse than scat
Holy shit manticore with long hair my dick
no she just removed untied her hair
>bad in any way
You're just bitter you don't have anyone to dom you, aren't you?
I swear, when i left the last thread there wasn't even 200 replies, how did you guys get so fast?
Really..? Holy shit, what a stupid reason.
Now that you mentioned it's kinky vanilla I want them even more. I had enough rape and shit from MGQ for quite a while.
What can we do besides ranting here? Sadly I don't know moonrunes.
I want to cum all over a yeti's paws.
Am I the only one?
If I had any better ideas, I'd let you know. I'm learning moon, but it'll be a long ass time before I can read well enough, so we're just going to have to keep complaining, and hope people get annoyed enough that they'll do the translations to make us shut the fuck up. Pic related is more kinky vanilla you'll never get to see in context.
There is only one harpy I'd do that do.
That'd be after having her wear a plug all day and letting her remove it and get in the shower with you.
What would that feel like?
>All this abhuman scum worshipping.
Jesus christ anons, they all look terrible and/or frightening.
>You'll never shoot a harpy out of the sky and roast her for your comfy, all-human family
That's kinda like wanting to masturbate on a plush toy.
Looks like the MC is in a sticky situation
Or maybe a fapping sock.
Sticky and runny, but it'd still be soft as silk.
Found something on Thomas's twitter.
He mentioned that he was drawing something blowjob-focused.
No need to be so nervous. I love you too.
>be witch doctor
GIVE US THE MAGIC WORDS
I hope that's not a Graboid.
Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
>be witch doctor
LOOK AT IT GO
Please don't tease me even more, it looks glorious.
Imagine a beauty rubbing her silk panties drowned with lubricant against your stick, talking kinky while doing so.
I want it. I just...Time to learn moons I think.
There's a two-handed handjob waiting for you, anon. Please learn quickly...
Handjobs a shit
Never saw the appeal
Gimme some paizuri or something
Is Kate a monster girl?
>Releasing the Big Bang spell
>Implying a newbie wizard such as yourself can use it
Make way for the lvl. 47 Wizard, mortal.
I imagined an office lady Ryu
What other MGs would make for good OLs?
I seriously need to learn them. Thanks Anon for helping me realize this.
You guys don't share my opinion which is fine, but hand jobs are awesome man
Are artificial girls monster girls?
This oni looks like she' very career oriented...
With that sticky web it must feel good
I wanna have a thugdere oni gf ;_;
>hand jobs are awesome man
Yes, some created with magic, others with science.
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> off-topic replies
Fuck off shitposters
I really like that oni. A lot.
Yes. To each hand.
And she doesn't mind you being a little inferior to her...
What do you think they'd feel like?
With the rougher hands there would likely be a certain tension. She'd probably take care to not hurt you but you'd shiver with excitement.
Only whatever that right one is looks rough though.
Which one do you think you'd enjoy the most, and which one the least?
She's a big mountain of loveable.
I bet that guy taking pictures would be /a/
here have a better looking one
Personally, and i am not saying this to stir shit, but i find she has a dumb look on her face, the way the horns are placed and shit, i dunno.
I really dig the fangs on the more oniish looking onis.
What happened to the guy who were making pdf with bromont stories? If you got tired you can just make a proper pastebin. Reading thread archives are uncomfy as fuck
>you will be caring orc husbando who feeds his elf waifu with porridge
Blonde one had a nicer body, the queen had the best tits. Seriously, her nipples were the perfect size to suck.
Even the ugly manly ape hand?
Onis are growing in me now
>Onis are growing in me now
who wouldn't want an oni to cuddle with them like you were a teddy bear
>tfw no vanilla elf hentai
>tfw no dark elf vanilla hentai
why's it always gotta be orcs man
>Muscle monster girls
You might as well fuck a man
That should help out
Fuck that werewolf bitch already
But we are not gay like you.
>not wanting a strong monster girl to dominate and protect you
Would look way better without those paws.
Would anyone like to continue bookwurm and Dagura?
Here's a pastebin link in case anyone wants to read up on the moe retardedness.
How nice of you to sign your post.
completely agree, at the very least they could be proportional to her body and have retractable claws like an actual feline. The way they are makes them completely unattractive
>You will never be a orc husbando.
Here's hoping for yandere ryu
What do you mean? Just look at that pic. >>102198282
Can't you see how happy they are?
Blonde elf escpecially
>liking small paws
Do you hate comfy hugs?
kuroino is the furthest thing from vanilla
are you a yaoist
Keep it on /fit/
A hug doesn't have to do with her arms, it has to do with the heat from her body pressed against yours, the soft mounds of her flesh tightly held to your chest as well as the ever present and slight throbbing of her heart as she holds close the thing most precious to you. Her small yet soft paws intertwining with your fingers as she brings you close for sensual kiss after sensual kiss. Her ragged breathing from how excited she is as she nuzzles her face into your cheeks like a cat. In the end all she wants is for you to be close to her. All she wants is for you to feel good with her. Her eyes telling you how much she loves you while her lips wrap around yours in a flurry of passion it will never be you
I meant that saying fit girls is comparable to liking men is a tasteless troll tactic on /fit and it should stay there.
It's vanilla by Elf standards
“I think we’ll be leaving before it gets too dark, thanks anyway.” You pull on Dagura’s claw as you walk out the large wooden doors, in her eyes you can see a battle raging between obeying you and ice cream. She relents in time for the doors to close behind you and the long walk leading out of the park to begin. For the most part she’s content to talk about the flowers and point out how pretty the sun looks.
You make it out of the large meadow in time to see the last rays of sun disappear behind the wall of towers draping the edges of the park. The sound of cicadagirls crying from the trees in search of a mate fill the air as well as the floating wisps of light given off by firefly girls like ghostly spirits. The scene is ethereal. Dagura stares open-mouthed like a child. “Can Dagura touch those?” she reaches out for the flying wisps. You tug her away and she doesn’t object, all the while her eyes remain glued to the sight. Even you must admit that it was a beautiful sight.
You can see in the edge of your vision the lights from one of the official paths, if you can make it then surely you can safely make it out of here without putting yourself or Dagura in danger, the giant snake doesn’t seem to worry about her safety or your own, instead turning to look at all the wondrous sights while you drag her toward the pavement. “Anon I want to collect a floating light thingy!” She yanks your hand in a fell swoop drags you away.
The only thing that manages to detain her is the sound of rustling coming from a nearby bush. This is followed by the sound of feminine growling and the snap of jaws closing. Dagura freezes in a second and gasps happily. “Anon that sounds like a doggy, can I pet it?” She turns to you with hopeful eyes while her grip tightens on your hand. You sigh and tell her.
1. No, we need to get going. (Escape)
2. Fine, be quick (wolf girl)
3. We can’t, you’ll miss out on your light thingy (Chochin-Obake)
B-But orks don't have genitals!
They're semi-fungus right?
You will never read this.
The fuck is that.
I cant read whatever language that is
Is that an oni?
This elf is kinda fit, too.
looks russian or some eastern Europoor language.
This image always gives me a single thought
That mission was kinda hard
Depends on the lore. Warhammer Orks are fungi and reproduce asexually, yes.
But given that they're fictional beings what should stop nerds from sexualizing them? I won't stop anyone from making sexy greenskins.
Why is her horn broken
Did someone bully her?
Oni's are best
A text RPG/interactive novel on iichan. It's good. Starts with a man who finds himself alone on an island after a shipwreck. The irst thing players had to do was choose what monstergirl he will first meet. Turned out to be a spidergirl.
>You'll never be a MG pimp profiting on monstrous sluts
Those are some wide cats
True, looks sexy.
But it's still heresy.
What would Monster prostitutes look like
>tfw you will never go to a club run by Suika
>You will never drink yourself under the table with Suika
>You will never wake up the following day with a bruised pelvis and not remember why
I want her to become my wife through arranged marriage. Oh dear god, this is how a woman should be...
I would, but I don't have one.
Yea, it's a pain to be not able to drink alcohol.
the last one. I do not have it translated though.
Yes. Yetis are great, as are their paws, but that's not what they're for. You'd have to wash, dry, and comb them for her afterwards. Not that this should be a problem. It might even be a fun thing you do together.
>this is one of the 3 yeti pictures I have
>there are no others posted in threads ever
Why would you do that?
>western monster girls
Nuu. They're cute. At least help them find a home or something.
“I guess it can’t hurt.” You don’t get the time to actually give her permission before she drops you on the floor and darts toward the bush. She giggles happily while her hands pass through the bush looking for the “Doggy.” While you pick yourself up off the ground.
By the time you’re done Dagura has already domesticated the dog. Sounds of her giggling mix with the whimpers of excitement from the dog in her arms. You walk toward her expecting a small puppy or maybe a large dog. In its place a girl is nestled in Dagura’s arms while she uses her claws to rub the girl's head.
“Dagura, who is that girl?” Your attempt at getting her to release the teenaged youth only succeeds in drawing a dumbfounded expression from Dagura while the girl looks at you with wide eyes. “This is a puppy!” Dagura happily extends the girl in her arms toward you revealing 2 large wolf-like ears as well as a fluffy yet coarse tail excitedly wagging behind her. She licks your face before Dagura takes her back for further cuddling.
The next 10 or so minutes are spent trying to convince her that she was in fact holding a girl, maybe a wolfgirl but a girl nonetheless. Dagura’s capacity for understanding is stretched to the limit as the wolfgirl continues to play with her and demand head rubs from Dagura like a faithful dog with her master. “Good doggy!” The girl shows little interest in you beside the occasional lick or rubbing her head on your leg before returning to Dagura with renewed joy.
By the time you've reached the sidewalk the wolfgirl is covered in mud and Dagura is happily hugging her like a toy. “Can we keep her Anon?” The pair synchronize their whimpering while looking at you, the soft large eyes of the wolfgirl crying out to you. You say…
1. Fine, but only until we find her home. (Take the wolfgirl)
2. No, we can’t keep a sentient being (leave the wolfgirl)
3. Why don’t we try to find her mom (Wolfgirl pack rape)
>not wanting a loving pawjob from your yeti waifu
Excellent choice anon
My niece is a fan of those. Imagine how I felt when a seven-year old starts talking to me about monster girls.
About to make joke about the black one's lips, but they're all like that. Hell, black werewolf kinda makes sense. Wish she wasn't a skeleton though.
Posted this late last night, figured I'll post it again today.
Clare sidestory added. Savannah to follow soon..ish. Ending is kinda fast-forward mode because length was getting out of control.
Take your time with Savannah but thanks a lot man
We didn't even take her dick up the ass?
Fuck off, retards.
>(And yes, later that evening the plushie black D arrived. Savannah loved it.)
I wouldn't ask for it. M-maybe if she insisted.I certainly wouldn't try to stop her.
Liquids don't work like that
source: I'm a physicist
>I wouldn't ask for it.
Why not? Wouldn't you want to have a taste of everything her body has to offer? Why skip her wonderfully soft, warm and absolutely adorable paws?
Hands don't work like that either
maybey its a non newtonian fluid
According to Darwin, water doesn't respond to pleb-tier laws of thermodynamics.
>All these fags clear house soon as things get a little bit dicey
This is why you guys are 3DPD
You don't have the heart
CSS made me wonder what would have happened if MC turned them both down because he couldn't choose. Would they decide to share on their own or would it end in the friend zone?
Also never really thought about how much older everyone was than the MC till last night.
Oh, let me get that for you...
i want her to hold me down and fuck me
All the 3 in the world
>Having Yuugi hold you down and fucking
>Not getting the jump on her in the hot springs and banging her from behind before she turns the table on you
i would prefer for her to dominate me
Use raid, failing that beat off on them until they accept me as their leader.
3 sounds nice.
You're literally worse than Hitler.
Gimme all the 1 in the universe.
take her home, clean her, release her
If he turned them down the ride would probably be over.
I wonder how friend-zoning monstergirls works.
>taking in flea ridden strays
>Get your pelvis turned into a battleground by Yuugi forcing herself on you
>Wake up with her tits in your face, nuzzling against you
I'd be scare-roused.
>Save a cute wolf girl
>Have someone raped
Gee, who knows?
I, one, 1
>You will never work at a host club that caters to lonely christmas cake monstergirls.
you a busta
>Not running a Monster Girl Hostess Club
>get job at host club
>expect to cater to hot fluffy tails or maybe ugly lizard feet
>your first customer is a clingy, unattractive Beelzebub
Thank god, this story is literally healing my soul
“Fine, for now anyway.” You turn to keep walking only to find yourself assaulted under an incredibly thick layer of fur and her warm tongue stroking your hair. You barely manage to get the girl off of you before being taken down once more by the green-scaled Dagura. “Thank you Anon thank you Anon Thank you!!!” She screams excitedly while her tail wraps around you inadvertently wrapping the wolf girl as well, barking and whimpering mix with Dagura’s thanks while the remaining park goers stare disconcerted at the strange blend of fur and scales.
You finally manage to get the two of them to let go in time to exit the park before it closes, the wolfgirl walks on her legs normally but reverts to all fours whenever a car passes by or when Dagura talks to her. The same cannot be said for you, she stares curious but cautiously as if you were a threat, any attempt to talk to her is met with barking and occasionally a whimper before she retreats to Dagura who lifts her up into her arms like a mother holding a baby.
The walk continues pleasantly, Dagura holds your arm while her head nuzzles into yours without a care in the world, the Dogirl walks by her master's side with her mouth open waiting for a head rub and a hug. Dagura’s humming dies down as well as the wolfgirl’s whimpering as they look at you with a questioning face before she speaks up. “Anon, where are we going?” You stop and open your mouth before realizing that you actually didn’t know, you had been so focused on what you were going to do with the wolf girl that you didn't think about where you could take her. “I guess we’ll be going to…”
1. The library, got to get that book (Yan ryu, jealous Dagura)
2. The pound, they should know what to do (Scared wolf girl, fluffy tails galore)
3. Home, you need a bath(twice as much retard moe, now with fluffiness included)
My best friend went over my house and he was saying that he played MGQ so I asked him who was his favorite monstergirl, so then he said Alice. So I said, "You know I have the same hairstyle as her." He said, "Hahaha, you do, that's fucked up. You look like a total girl. Why don't you just cut it off and get a real man's hair cut?" We both laughed and then I said, "You know with a little work, I could actually look like Alice for you." Then everything went silent and he gave me a look that could kill. But I just kept going. "Yeah, I could dye my hair, cosplay, and even... I could pretend to be Alice for you, if you wanted me to."
Then I suddenly realized what I just said to him and stopped talking. It was the most awkward moment ever in my life. My friend just stared with no expression on his face. Then after a few seconds, I made a weak laugh and said, "Yeah. That was pretty gay," and we watched TV without talking. Minutes later, he said he had to go and it wasn't even late. I said, "Oh okay," with another weak laugh. He said that he had to go somewhere tomorrow but I knew the real reason. Now my friend thinks I'm gay for him. What do?
Pic related. It's me dressed as Alice
Yo das gay as hell
Ain't it night time?
Even though I want to send her to the pound
If anything, sullying them with semen would only make them less fluffy. That is, until it's bath time. I get the feeling that a Yeti would be a bit lazy, and would really appreciate things like being given a bath, and having her paws among other fluffy bits properly shampooed, groomed and fluffed for her. Also, it's hard to do things when each of your digits is like 3+cm across.
What was the original for this? I can't remember.
That's gay, son.
That reminds me of a thread ages ago where they posted that "survival on an island with 2 monstergirls" Where you had to choose two MG and then make a plan to defeat all the other anons and their MG to become the demon lord.
It was awesome the shit people came up with, from underground kingdoms of reinforced ant girls to dudes who used their monstergirls traits to buff themselves to ridiculous levels.
It was fun.
What does this have to do with what I posted?
What the hell
Why would you suck the cat off
Why would anyone want that
I shun the person who asked for this
3. Dogpile on the same bed.
2. fluffy tails fluffy tails fluff tails FLUFFY TAILS!
>not wanting to suck off a cute monster girl
3 if fluffy tail joins us
>wanting to suck a dick
if its attached to a girl its not gay
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD FULL OF /d/ AND /tg/ RETARDS
FUCK OFF CUNTS WE DON'T WANT SHITTY CYOAS OR FUTA SHIT
It's been like this for some time, y'know
Could you retreat any further into that closet?
Are you trying to say that that makes it okay?
i would suck a dick
You're a little late to the shitposting party.
this logic just baffles me
not really closet i admit that im bi
but still if its mostly girl then its not gay
Don't forget she got snowballed and loved it
>not wanting all those soft bumps and nubs grinding against your prostate
It actually only really became more prominent after bob's story
You are super fucking retarded.
Wanting to fuck a girl in the ass and watch their uncircumcised cock bounce up and down is one thing, but taking it in the ass is another. A boy with a vagina is gay, a girl with a penis is gay. You are gay. Stop shitposting and go back to
you are the shitposters
sucking a dick, no matter what it's attached to, is certainly not straight
So if a lamia gives you a tailjob that's bestiality?
Since the "if it's attached to a girl it's not bestiality" argument wouldn't work for monster girls at all then. That would mean you are all animal fuckers.
You wouldn't feel them against your prostate, just on your anus as they worked their way in and out of your most tender of places.
if you were gay the girl part would disgust you
if you were straight the dick would disgust you
This is a monstergirl thread, however shitty it may be, and however shitty the board may be, but this is still a dedicated thread. This is not about girl penis. That belongs not only on a different topic thread but on a different god damn board.
You are doing the equivalent of posting modern water-colors in a wood carving thread, and no one wants to hear about your shit.
TL:DR ur gai pls go
they're still monstergirls, in fact you could say they're more monstrous now
also, bitching about it does nothing but incite derailment like what just happened
>"YOUR BODY IS OUR FUTURE, ANON!"
if you want monstergirl futa, here you go
go there if you want to suck dicks
Well said! Cheers!
but they have dicks.
they aren't girls anymore.
I'm not saying they're necessarily men, but they're definitely no longer female.
>but but but I'm using the water colors on wood carvings
No man he had it right. pls go and stay go.
This upstanding gentleman is even sending you of with directions. >>102204324
it's more like if someone set up a chinese restaurant and everyone were enjoying themselves eating their lau cok mein and thai noodles when suddenly a bunch of italians come in and demand pizza. When told that this restaurant only serves chinese food they turn defensive by saying "But chinese and italian are both minority foods here, we have to stick together since we're both minorities hurr!" Even though they have their own italian restaurant down the street where they can eat all the fucking pizza they want without having to deal with the chinese food. Or better yet since they like both chinese and italian they can open their own chinesexitalian restaurant and talk about their famous cok mein pizza.
Tl;Dr You have your own fucking thread to talk about dicks, go there instead.
I wish to drink with Yuugi and Suika.
>thread was made in November
How agonizingly slow must that board be for a four month old thread to exist?
actually any discussion is actively removed on /d/ and other porn boards, I think. Image dumps only.
You wouldn't survive it.
I go to /d/ all the time to talk about my genderbending fetish as well as my bimbofication fetish and my transformation fetish, they have discussions every thread that go own for well over a hundred posts. they do this every thread, do you know why I haven't made a "Lets genderbend monstergirls!" post yet? because there is already a thread dedicated to that in /d/ where they are happily discussing which monstergirl they would want to become without any problem. Take a look and you'll see that there is in fact discussion going on without any problem.
Why do you futas guy bring it up in this thread when you know how batshit mad the other side gets. The other side isn't ever going to accept you so you could at least do the common curtsey of not bringing it up for the sake of the other bystanders who are just browsing this thread for MGs, not arguing.
>actually any discussion is actively removed on /d/ and other porn boards, I think.
This depends on how /d/'s mods feel.
They will sometimes let threads that are 90% text go by
They will sometimes purge threads if they are more text than image
They will sometimes purge threads, even if they are image dumps, if there are any discussions going on with said images.
You really won't know until you take that risk.
>Why do you futas guy bring it up in this thread when you know how batshit mad the other side gets.
That's like going to /d/ and saying you don't like futa, like i did 4 years ago when i was new to 4chan, boy was i an idiot
Because that's the only reason they really have to bring it up at all.
Look at this bro.
His shit isn't my bag but he's talking about it where he should and not here so who fucking cares.
Any asshole that acts like it's terrible that futafags like futa is a shitposting cock but posting futa stuff when it's not wanted or where it's meant to be is just as bad.
Has your waifu treated you to a bubble-bath yet today, /a/?
exactly. I don't like futa. I don't care if other people like futa. There's nothing wrong with liking it, just don't bring it up here when you have your own thread on your own board to talk about it.
Don't bubble slimes smell like sewage?
only for a few seconds before the demonic energy makes you like it.
You'd smell like sewage too if you lived in a sewer
Then why even have them stink in the first place?
To make them more TRAGIC
But are they at least clean, even if they reek?
>Be single father
>Your wife died in childbirth
>However, you have a lovely daughteru who you take care of
>She seems to be the one taking care of you though
>You live in a reasonably well defended village
>You work as a farmer, and on the weekends your daughteru helps you sell your produce at the local market
>Inter-species relations are all going well, have several monstergirl friends who you and your daughteru spend time with
>One night go out drinking with your monstergirl and human bros
>One loudmouth succubus suddenly gets up and starts screaming about how the demon lord will ovetake this little shithole
>In response one of the paladins at a neighbouring table gets up and starts shittalking the demon lord
>Those two have been arguing this way for years
>A few days later you and your daughteru are running away from the town
>Dark matters are carpet bombing the place with dark energy
>Succubi running around corrupting the fuck out of everything with a pulse
>The few brave paladins are putting up a valiant resistance
>Shittalker paladin bro gets jumped by the succubus he was always arguing against
>He screams abuse as she drags him inside the desecrated temple
>You just keep on running
>You're making headway, and seem to be getting free
>You're a a few miles away from the village carrying your daughteru on your back
>Suddenly a blast of pure demonic energy knocks her off your shoulders, and sends you flying several meters
>Snatch up your daughter and continue running
>She looks up into your eyes
>FUCKFUCKFUCK your precious daughteru has been corrupted
>She saps all your strength
>Suddenly you have an erection, must have been that large blast of demonic energy
>Your own precious little daughteru gives you a giddy little smile as she slides herself down your shaft
>"I love you daddy"
Yes, their bodies themselves produce the odor due to chemical reactions, they don't pick it up from the environment.
She is not the most disgusting monster girl just because there is the Matango.
Not that bad end
>“What’s happening? Do I have cancer again?”
>“You drank too much?”
>“That’s a thing?”
there are four versions at two splits: bad end where bf thinks he's gay, good end where they have hot gay sex, and one from pov of best friend, and one from pov of other friend
not knowing about this classic copypaste
Every time I see that fucking Fallout pic I get ready for a bad end. Fuck you.
And fuck this futa shit too. and this was such a nice thread too.
>Man the fuck up and slap the corruption out of her
>Keep running to the nearest church
>Purify her and yourself
>Comfort her as she's freaking out over what she did when corrupted
>Paladins quit being worthless faggots and kill the evil shit like they're meant to do
>All the good monster girls and villagers are saved, all the bad ones murdered like the scum they are
>Mention there's an update only a niche of people will like, out of sight.
>Everyone else feels compelled to start yelling about how they don't like that again.
>Retards start responding to that and get into another shitfest.
>No one considers it might be bait, just all fall for it.
You don't even have to be trying to bait people for them to fall into this shit, every single time. Good job.
3. Let's do that thing where we sit behind the wolf girl washing her hair while Dagura sits behind us washing our hair.
>Slapping the corruption out of demonic energy
>a literal deus ex machina just to make sure KCs setting can never be changed from a waifu hugbox to something awesome
>Slapping the corruption out
Gee /a/ you sure are gay
>Not being man enough to save your loved one
You're a shit father, and you'll never amount to shit if you don't even have the drive to save family.
>fucking your own daughter
You fucking people disgust me. Get the fuck back to /d/ disgusting pigs in humans clothing.
>convincing yourself not liking dick is gay
well, whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. but it's still a dick that you're fapping too and that makes it gay.
Satsuki what are you doing here
its not gay if it's a feminine dick
just resit the temptation and accept her for who she is by letting her fuck everyone she wants besides you
That's why it was a bad end. Who said anything about a fatherxLolidaughter fetish?
Incest is probably the most common fetish on /a/
I was reacting to this fag dear Anon:
I realize that's a bad end story, but that fucker actually loved it.
can this argument just end
if you like futa fine but don't fill this thread with it
jesus christ just fucking leave already, I thought we were done with this bullshit
Anon, it's not an arguement. It's just some fucker le trolling us for it's the hot shit on Reddit
That was actually me, discussing the futility of someone trying to fight against demonic energy. You cannot win, ever. There is no hope in the Grimderp setting of MGE. All the things you love are corrupted into something horrible.
Are you suffer in depression Anon? Why would otherwise the super grimderp nothing ever good mg universe be awesome?
any more adventures of Little Maggie the mouse girl boxer?
not pictured: Lil' Maggie
Are you legitimately calling me a faggot when you're the literal scum of the world by following what some false deity tells you because you have no backbone of your own?
The world isn't white and black you spewing cockmongler, the Monsters are our enemies anymore, in fact, they SEEK human extinction.
But it's faggots like you who hide behind your petty false morality and degrade those who find love outside of the horrible creature known as "monster woman" and act like they're nothing but excrement to be wiped from the heel of my boot.
You disgust me, you fucking 40kid Monsterfaggot.
pls go /tg/
I'd rather have futa discussion than all this paladin faggotry.
Illiasfag pls go and stay go
I'd rather have neither
> nothing good ever happen
Yes, it is truly terrible that when the fair maiden gets corrupted to a succubus there's no way to turn her back, and she has to just keep gleefully sucking your cock for the rest of her life.
The cat having the D never bothered me much to begin with. I skim the lewd parts at best to get back to the plot. After I thought about it I'd rather her be covered with her own stuff than from 40 different dicks during the drive-in scene.
I rather have back my cyoa/monster girl discussion/image bump/vanadis translates never/ paladin threads than FUCKING FUTA
JUST. GO. AWAY.
Sorry murderhobo, but grammar is your enemy. Take care not to shoot yourself.
Embrace salvation, anon.
Remember, salvation embraces back.
It is when she's your own fucking daughter that you view as a daughter and don't have any sexual feelings for while she's successfully raping you and there's nothing you can do about it.
>whining this much at nothing
you may as well go to fucking /h/
Why don't you just fuck off Sandro?
>tempting me with sex
Oh, the irony.
But given that MOST people who get succubised will NOT be members of your immediate family, on aggregate I would say one comes out very much in credit
Look at these faggots who need some fucking deity to tell them what to do, Look at these faggots and laugh
>not legitametly grumpy about something that doesn't even this board
So you love discussing futa? Okay, there's a board for that
you could always resist your daughter and let her fuck other people
i mean its not like a newly formed succubus can control people fully
Ilias wants you to be happy, anon.
Why do you shun her gifts?
Yeah, but then the sex wears away at your mind, and you become nothing more than a semen dispenser, with no dreams or aspirations other than fucking, but hey Ignorance might be bliss for some
Or even worse, the Monstergirl that you're dating is only in love with your dick, and not who you are, because that's the way it works.
Unless you're just looking for mindless sex with monstergirls, in which case ignore this post
I'm >>102206846, where did I say I worshipped any deity?
>implying angels aren't monster girls
It may have been a shitty joke, but have you played heroes 3 at all?
I honestly couldn't give a shit about Futa
A gift that has been fucked and bukakked countless times can't be considered a gift anymore, anon.
Because I don't want the destruction of every sentient being beside angels.
Why would let her go fuck other random strangers. I'd rather just do it instead since I'll still protect her
“Let’s go to my house, you two need a bath.” Dagura nods without a single doubt in her mind and the wolf girl happily agrees by barking even though you doubt that she understands what it means.
The walk is brisk and short, the cold begins to get to you and to Dagura as well evident by the way she refuses to remove her hand from yours, constantly forcing you to keep up while the wolf girl trails behind the two of you like a lost puppy. Every attempt to slow down or to separate is met with a “Humph.” From Dagura followed by the tightening of her grip, treating you more like a pleasure slave than a boyfriend most of the time.
You finally make it to the old brutalist apartment in time for the night to completely take over. Dagura remains playful yet cautious about letting you go and the wolfgirl gladly allows herself to be cuddled by Dagura while you lead them to the bath. The bath itself is hilariously tiny to accommodate the lizard girl as well as the wolf girl, luckily you only have to wash her upper body since her tail cleaned itself by rubbing against the hard pavement.
“I’m going to turn on the bath and you hold her down okay?” You turn to Dagura who nods absently while petting the wolfgirl’s belly, the wolfgirl herself seems oblivious to the functions of the bath while happily panting at Dagura’s treatment. “Ah fuck it.” You think to yourself as you lock the bathroom door and turn on the shower.
“Cold!” The first word the wolf girl says as she shakes violently underneath the stream of water, Dagura’s face turns to fear thinking that the wolfgirl is in pain. Her instant response like you’d hoped was to tighten her grasp on the trembling wolfgirl’s body.
Enjoy malformed infants and Hell, dipshit.
Without a second to spare you dive right into the mix with your sponge and shampoo. The wolfgirl’s shivering body responds well to your warmth as you bury her underneath a mountain of bubbles and Dagura’s face turns to excitement watching the bubbles form and float away.
“This isn’t so bad, just relax, relax and enjoy it.” You whisper into the wolfgirl’s long ears while the water warms up. Her body slowly stops shaking and Dagura joins in by pressing her body to your while using her own soap infused towel to rub your hair. You try to tell her that you don’t need to be cleaned but that only motivates her further “Gotta wash away bad smells, Anon should only smell like me.” You sigh and allow her to continue, you weren’t going to convince her anyway.
The bath turns into an inhuman centipede where you’re sandwiched in the middle. Your hand’s scrub and soak away what amounts to years of dirt and filth from the wolfgirl’s body, the water turns a deep brown as it drains away leaving the soft fur of the wolfgirl’s hair and tail. She barks happily while paying you back by licking your free hand in an attempt to clean you as well.
Meanwhile Dagura stands behind you fervently rubbing at you with the only dry towel you had in your home, her smile is cheery while she strokes your hair and back with the only thing you could have used to dry the mass of fur in front of you now matted down with water and soap. Her eyes are covered by her hair draping over her face but her smile doesn’t fade, instead she seems amused as she sniffs your arm over and over, her tail wagging playfully all the while.
You rinse both Dagura and the wolfgirl before excusing yourself to find something to dry them with, Dagura was still wearing her now sopping wet shirt and the wolfgirl didn’t have a shirt to begin with. You end up sacrificing two of your older shirts as towels which Dagura gleefully grabs and uses to dry both herself and the girl before accompanying you to the kitchen with the wolfgirl following close behind with happy barking.
Dagura speaks up when you reach the living room with an uncertain face. “I need to go home! It’s late!” She looks through her pockets to pull out a wet phone and you realize that you could never find a place to leave the wolf girl by now. Dagura doesn’t seem to care as she wraps your legs in her tail and paces anxiously with a frown on her face. “What to do?!” The wolf girl chases after her tail and occasionally bites much to Dagura’s annoyance.
“Dagura I have an idea.” It wasn’t really an idea so much as common sense but it might as well be the same thing to Dagura who thought shoelaces were meant as an anti-thievery measure. She turns to you with excited eyes and a smile. “Anon is too smart! Anon always has ideas!” She grabs your hands tightly in her claws before grabbing the wolfgirl with her tail and lifting her up like a toy. “What do I do Anon?” Her smile turns desperate while her grip tightens; you take a breath and say…
1. You should sleep over, I’ll call your dad. (Dagura jealousy and wolf cuddles)
2. I’ll walk you home quickly, the wolfgirl will stay with me (Wolf cuddles)
3. Take the wolf girl with you and explain it to your dad (Other options open up)
I hope you never have a daughter anon
Must remain faithful
>whoring your daughter out
Good fathers I see
I hope Dad-anon doesn't ge the wrong idea
>Preferring a malformed grandson-son over AIDS
One of those won't get you in jail; Can you guess which one it is?
>Dagura joins in by pressing her body to your while using
Hm... I don't actually like the wolf girl
3. and you mean her dad not ours right?
1 Needs more Yanderp
>Letting random strangers fuck your underage daughter
I'm pretty sure both land you in jail faggot
>fucking your daughter
you are a great father yourself
You need repeated generations of incest for the mutations
>Set off from The Hub towards Lost Hills bunker
>Get ambushed by Super Mutant girls in the way
>Fighting them off alright, but one got the jump on you and smacked you in the head with her minigun
>You lie on the ground, helpless, as she takes off your armour
>Gets on top, about to rape you violently
>Remembers she doesn’t have genitalia
>runs off crying
>Gather off your stuff, continue along the way
>Watch a man getting raped by Centaur girls, decide not to get involved
>Reach Lost Hills and get a mission from that dick Rhombus to steal vertibird plans
>Seriously what a dick.
>Travel to Navarro, encountering with every step a pack of ratgirls, or wolfgirls, or scorpiongirls, seriously this is getting annoying as fuck I’m overleveled as fuck and you’re just nuisances go away
>Make multiple monstergirls cry
>Suddenly out of fucking nowhere, pack of Deathclaw girls
>As you don’t have plasma weaponry and your luck is shite, plus you decided to train small arms like the retard you are, you get raped by about 5 Deathclaw girls
>Ten hours later they’re done and they leave, hear footsteps from behind
>”Ara ara~, You know what happens to those who consort with monster girls, don’t you?”
>If your daughter has sex with anyone but yourself, you must thrown in jail
Last I heard child trafficking was illegal
Still a crime and still gives you a one-way ticket to hell.
im going to assume the succubus age of consent is younger
>Training small arms
>Not training pickpocket
>Not going to NCR and stealling all the bozars
>Not having Goris and Skynet back you up
Step it up chosen.
How does that work
Not in the eyes of the LAW
Besides, if a succubus really wants your dick, do you think you can stop her?
I wonder why Eros is only considered a medium level god in MGE.
I guess those monster girls aren't actually in love, just lust
Please, fair prince, enlighten me on where your daughter was mentioned as under-age.
>complaining about underage
>complaining about incest
>applying bullshit human laws to monstergirls
>applying bullshit monstergirls to human laws
It's two sides of a coin.
well if its a little girl your going to be physically stronger then her
and the rest is just an act of willpower
Now you're just grasping at straws
>Physically stronger than a being infused with demonic energy
I hate that it's only when its father daughter incest that people make complaints. This must be similar to what it feels like to like elves
You're being redundant.
well when first changed there will be little demonic energy and im decently athletic so i should be stronger then her for a long enough time to either teach her that im off limits for fucking or to get a chastity belt
Wait, Fallout 1 and 2 Centaurs or fallout NV centaurs?
Because both are fucking horrible, but the ones from 1 and 2 are the worse of the two
Liking elves feels like wanting to talk about something but being unable to because if you do you get bullied.
>They're actually a being with two minds
>They finish each other's sentences
moe as fuck
We've spent all day with Dagura, time for our me time. Let's get in touch with her dad and drop her off.
>Never played 1 or 2 because I can't handle the control scheme
>Look up FO1 centaurs
Oh god. Oh GOD. Those are way worse than the ones from FO3 and NV.
>can't handle the control scheme
Still cuter than Setouchi's MGs.
knife-ears are designed to be cum dumpsters
what do you expect?
I couldn't wrap my brain around the controls. I was three when Fallout came out, and by the time I started playing videogames things were more streamlined. I'd like to play Fallout 1, I really would. But like I said, I just can't figure out what does what.
There's always a jackass lying in wait.
It's... a turn-based system on a hex grid. I don't understand what's confusing about it. If anything it's more simplified than most modern games due to the limitations of the era.
>born three years before Fallout 1 was release
>1994 was 20 years ago
can a colorfag do me a solid and color this pic?
This used to be a joke on /tg/ then /a/ took the joke to heart, and twisted it into something they believe to be true
What!s with all the scribbles around her wings? If you're the artist, clear that up, than we're talking.
To be honest I don't really care, I just like riling the elf-lovers
I'll try when I get back to my apartment tonight.
Fallout 2>Fallout 1
not the artist, and i kinda dont want to edit someones work like that, but ill see what i can do
thanks, looking forward to it
I kinda hated how the most entertaining party members were also the most useless
So you accept that you just like shitposting.
>Licking chicken like that
you don't mean Myron Right?
Why would you ever pick him up
Goris was far from useless as long as the enemy didn't have any miniguns
Sulik was useless though
Not that guy, but I only ever employed Marcus, and then ditched him as soon as I got 100% energy weapons, a plasma rifle, and Power Armour.
>Choosing followers based on how good they are, not based on how you're playing
On another note, I fucking loved having Goris and Dogmeat in my party.
It was a bitch to move on the Enclave oil tanker, but when you have a bozar, enough ammo to make the Mordino family blush and a holy hand grenade, you can easily purge the whole place.
And yes, I tried to use the holy hand grenade on Horrigan, but I missed. Dogmeat bit off his head after Goris broke both of his arms.
“Wait a second, I’ll call your dad so you don’t get in trouble.” Dagura nods furiously while still grabbing your hand and the wolf girl emulates her while whimpering pathetically. “Anon is too smart!” She smiles before you remind her that you actually need to have your hands free in order to make the call. “Oops.” Dagura chuckles before letting you go to make the call. You stumble into your kitchen followed closely by the eager wolfgirl who even after the bath continues trying to lick you all over.
“Get off of me.” You push the wolfgirl to the ground after she pinned you to the wall and began licking your face, the wolfgirl in response curls around your legs apologetically resting her head on your foot while whimpering. You berate yourself for having been so cruel to the girl while dialing the number.
“Hello, Shibanipal residence, what can I do for you this evening?” Even on the phone Father-Anon sounds tired. “Hi it’s Anon, I was calling to ask if it was alright for Dagura to have sleepover for tonight?” You hear the sound of the phone clattering to the phone followed by the voice of Ninarth as well as Father anon talking, you can’t make out whats being said but soon a new voice comes on “Hi Anon it’s Nina! Tell Dagura she can stay as long as she doesn’t cause too much trouble, I’ll bring you some of her clothes tomorrow!” You don’t get a chance to thank her before the line is cut off. The beeping of the dead phone is only enhanced by the soft howls of the wolfgirl while she slowly licked your ankle.
“Come on.” You grab her by her shoulders and she lets herself be lifted, for her size she was actually quite lightweight and her skin was soft and supple. Her head rested itself on your shoulder while she licked your neck with a determined look on her face.
You ended up in your room where you dropped her into the bed before going out to talk to Dagura, unfortunately Dagura must’ve had the same idea as she burst into the room to find the naked wolfgirl sniffing your arm while you got her into bed.
“What is Anon doing!” The wurm didn’t wait for your response before darting between the two of you and thrusting you back into the wall. The wolf didn’t seem to care particularly as she began sniffing Dagura before she turned to face the now resting wolfgirl. “Bad doggy! Bad bad bad bad!!!” Dagura raised her claw but never actually hit the wolf. “Only Dagura can sniff Anon or lick Anon, Doggies can only do that when Dagura says doggies can do that!” The girl whimpered at the sudden change of mood in Dagura, who stopped only to retrieve you and throw you on the bed.
“I say Anon belongs to me and only me, all others must talk to me before talking to Anon.” With that she pouted before wrapping herself up around you. The wolfgirl must’ve forgotten Dagura’s previous warning as she immediately trotted up to your exposed face and licked it with fervor. This only succeeded in further infuriating the jealous serpent tyrant.
“NO NO NO NO!!!” Dagura wrapped up your face in her chest and placed her lips on your forehead. “Only I can kiss Anon!” Her breasts were pressed against your face not allowing you to breath as you struggled in her grasp, Dagura looked at you with an annoyed expression while using her claws to hold back the excited howling wolfgirl. “Stop talking Anon, your breath on my boobies makes me feel all weird.” Dagura lifted herself up for one second, giving you just enough time to say…
1. Just try to be more gentle, I can’t breath. (happy Dagura, lonely wolfgirl)
2. You’re killing me, let me go! (clingy Dagura, happy wolfgirl)
3. You can’t just do this sort of thing (Angry Dagura, clingy wolfgirl)
Doing a low intelligence run was fun too, though by the time I did that I had used some... editors to make it so I got more than one ability point a level.
I wonder how many people have managed to do a legit run with a retard-level int.
>mfw she's still toxic
>mfw anyone who harvests her slime has to ask for her permission, else they run the risk of stomach poisoning or worse
>Go straight to Navarro, pray that I don't get any random encounters
>Max strength, agility, and charm, zero luck and int
>Get the power armor
>Proceed to play normally, dump all points on melee weapons and big guns
>Bash bad guys' heads off with a power fist and shoot them with a bozar if hitting them wont work
>MEATHEAD NO LIKE BAD GUYS
>MEATHEAD LIKE BIG LIZARD AND TALKING DOGGIE