Is this normal in Japan? Dudes just walkin up and grabbing your shit?
I remember it happened in Vagabond too.
You didn't play sports in high school did you?
It's a sports thing, not a japan thing
Sounds like you got molested.
Everyone who plays sports gets molested.
Ain't no sports thing I've ever seen.
Ass-slaps sure, but a dude just grabbing your junk? That's new to me. Not that I would have necessarily minded, but that's beside the point.
Sounds like you never got the old totem pole shake for excellence in sports.
Don't beat yourself up over it, not everyone can be a winner buddy.
Sports are full of faggots.
This is tame compared to most locker room shit. Don't bend over without your back against the wall or else someone might punch you in the nuts for fun. Be careful opening your locker, because one of your teammates might be inside, naked. Shower quickly and don't look at anyone, unless you want to see a dozen guys helicoptering.
You literally had a dude beat you off.
Imagine the movement of a helicopter's blades, mimic that with a penis.
what the fuck is wrong with your entire country? people doing act like that unless something is seriously wrong.
Not really proper helicoptering, but it's something along those lines.
Why do sport and prison turn everyone into faggots in murrica? WTF is wrong with you people?
You haven't seen meatspin?
Oh, and it gets worse with wrestling.
There is a move called the banana split, it ends with you on your back, your legs spread wide apart, and your own dick in your face. Don't talk shit to the team captain, or next water break you'll end up in that hold, with the heavyweight mock humping you. Or you might just get rolled up in a 200 pound mat at the end of practice.
If only Chris-senpai does it to me, then I'm ok with it.
You grab onto the curtain holder in the shower (the entrance works too if the door is designed that way) and rotate your wiener. If people get used to it there are other fun things you could try out like asking someone to borrow you his shampoo, after you take it you just stare at his penis.
Why would you wanna look at another mans junk?
Why would people do that unless they are genuinely homosexual?
As a prank, to make them extremely uncomfortable.
>Brother goes to Japan
>Travels by ferry to Okinawa
>When he gets there, drunk guys are very friendly
>Hangs out with them for a while
>They try and grab his crotch
>Typical gaijin reaction of anger
>They retreat, confused
>Asks people who are not drunk if this is normal in Japan
>They say no
it's not gay if it's in a locker room
Why would anyone tell lies on the internet? It's the same thing, basically.
Because it gets funny reactions.
I guess you've never gotten the good ol cup check.
>All these faggots trying to justify getting molested in highschool
But a cup check is just a baseball thrown at your dick, not a grab.
What? Coach never lined you up int he locker room and gave a team cup check?
Nah, we just had to strip for skin disease checks.
My main practice partner actually got staph twice.
It's a way of saying hello.
>being this mad that you missed out on soggy biscuit
are you sure?
wtf...I don't know what confuses me more: why that dude grabbed his dick or why Hugh Jackman is participating in that show in the first place
probably to promote some xmen film
>not grabbing Hugh Jackman's dick when you have the chance
Those TV shows might look stupid but everyone watches them.
In the Japanese ad for the movie he even said a sentence in Japanese. He might be a closet weeaboo.
I thought he was doing a cup check.
Oh man, during penis inspection day a buddy of mine helicoptered is front the inspector's face. She was livid.
Only faggots ever helicopter in front of women.
You can get away with it once per relationship.
>penis inspection day
wtf is that?
were they looking for a criminal? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75yAH9hWrZ0
>penis inspection day
The fuck? I thought this existed only in teacher-student hentai.
Please don't telll me this /v/-tier "penis inspection" meem is real. It's like the TV license all over again.
I wish they hadn't cut out Coach's giant dong from the anime.
I once had some serious skin infection. I was forbidden to leave my house for three months, and they checked everyone in my class. Other than that, I had a yearly penis inspection during grade school, but we went to the hospital and we went in the room one by one.
hajime no ippo shower.gif
The TV license is a real thing.
Penis inspection day was the best day of the entire year, everyone looked forward to it.
I was under the impression that there were only little girls on /a/, guess I was wrong
That's generally the reward you get for a good performance. Are you new to sports?
Having a penis doesn't stop me from being a little girl.
Check your privilege cis scum.
Girl can have dicks, you know.
It's real in Britain. It's basically British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) tax if you have a TV which is receiving their feed.
then they aren't girls.
Check your fucking privilege.
Why do you think they have special train cars for women? They have an ongoing problem of groping on trains, streets.
Japan is a very dangerous place to live, high/middle school girls get raped and killed everyday, but japs are too reluctant to do anything about it.
Crimes are underreported, there's an article about Japanese police and how it's corrupt is fuck. The point is that Japan is not safe, crimes are either not reported or downright ignored by the police, because police needs a lower crime rate in order to look good in front of their superiors.
This. It's an unspoken thing in team sports that the locker room is kind of a sacred ground for bonding between friends and peers. You don't need to play by society's rules when you're in the sanctuary that's what my middle-school gym teacher taught me and that wisdom has taken me places.
Im scared now, i thought that we were all little girls but some of the people here are grown men
>middle-school gym teacher taught me
Nigga raped you didn't he.
so I can just go there and rape girls and nothing will happen to me?
I already have and since I have privilege i can tell you that girls cant have penises
You mean he didn't stroke everyone's penis? Is that not normal?
Oh god my virgin eyes. Why is this allowed?
No, believe it or not, you don't have to stretch your penis before playing sports.
Since you're a foreigner, police will keep an eye on you, just like they do with every foreigner that disembarks in Japan. But you can probably rape and kill someone if you're careful. If you're a Japanese native you can rape and kill in broad daylight and no one will stop you.
>there are people who believe everything they read on the internet
I don't believe you. It is important to warm up before sports
can't I just use the baka gaijin excuse? I saw it in their porn and animes so I thought it's okay
>Be showering at locker room
>Black bro finishes his shower
>Starts helicoptering in front of me
>He makes helicopter sounds with his mouth
>Hook him in the nuts
>My other friend next to us screams "Black Hawk down!"
>We all laugh
>All of us but black bro
Such were the days in the fucking locker room.
Sage for blogshit.
Wha-what? He had a Ph.D in sports science, he said it was a necessary thing to prevent injury.
No, if you get caught you'll be made an example out of and right wing nutjobs will tear you apart. You cannot do what only Japanese are allowed to do.
Xenophobia is alive and well in Japan, so prepare your anus. But no one's this stupid to get caught, not even an average braindead /a/non. Though, you can hook up with some japs and ask them if they could take you with you on their raping spree, so this way even if you get caught with them, you can shift the blame off of yourself.
k then, can't wait till I go to Japan
>Black hawk down
And another thing, you should go to Tokyo, so it's easy for you to mingle with the crowd of other gaijins and not to raise any red flags with the cops. Police do turn the blind eye to most of the crimes, but you should always stay sharp and not let your guard down.
yes because sports is for gays
Okinawa as a whole is kinda weird so that doesn't surprise me
someone pls post /sp/ penis inspection day
Both that and Ace of Diamond are animated by Mad House, go figure.
It's like the tickle thing from Oofuri.
I doubt this is true, but if it is this is absolutely disgusting.
Is this normal in USA?
There are gay rednecks? Isn't that an oxymoron?
can I get one? For research purposes.
feelio when my dick is too small to helicopter
It's partially true.
Go watch Confessions of a Dog, and bear in mind how it was based on a 10-year research on japanese police.
Its not. Japan is one of the safest places in the world.
You don't watch japanese TV, read japanese newspapers or hang out in 2ch, do you?
You can't base all your knowledge about a nation on its cartoons.
Then why do they keep their bycicles out without chaians?
Well I lived there for 6 months teaching English for the jet program. I did live in a safe part of Tokyo, but still the statistics back me up that Japan is much safer than pretty much anywhere else in the world.
Not when they're skewed due to most of the crime going unreported.
BICYCLES NOT CHAINED MOTHERFUCKER
It is true, though. Welcome to the real world.
The fish will soon be caught that nibbles at every bait.That's a very sweeping statement.
>Dudes just walkin up and grabbing your shit?
In america its normal to get fingered,I'd post the Anthony Davis gif that was leaked from his college but i dont wanna get banned
I'll do it for you
Because there are locking mechanisms in the wheels. Someone sees you carrying a bike they know you stole it
>implying people in japan bother to report crimes
I've had a lot of people grab my junk in the hallways in highschool but never during a sport.
The lockerroom is a different story though.
God dammit anon, I laughed so hard I tore a stitch in my mouth.
Sure it is nerd.