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Is this normal in Japan? Dudes just walkin up and grabbing your shit?
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>>102188495
I remember it happened in Vagabond too.
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You didn't play sports in high school did you?
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>>102188495
It's a sports thing, not a japan thing
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>>102188599
Sounds like you got molested.
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>>102188623
Everyone who plays sports gets molested.
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>>102188617
Ain't no sports thing I've ever seen.

Ass-slaps sure, but a dude just grabbing your junk? That's new to me. Not that I would have necessarily minded, but that's beside the point.
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>>102188623

Sounds like you never got the old totem pole shake for excellence in sports.
Don't beat yourself up over it, not everyone can be a winner buddy.
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>>102188617

This.

Sports are full of faggots.
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>>102188495
This is tame compared to most locker room shit. Don't bend over without your back against the wall or else someone might punch you in the nuts for fun. Be careful opening your locker, because one of your teammates might be inside, naked. Shower quickly and don't look at anyone, unless you want to see a dozen guys helicoptering.
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>>102188727
>helicoptering

??
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>>102188692
You literally had a dude beat you off.
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>>102188758

really?
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>>102188758
Imagine the movement of a helicopter's blades, mimic that with a penis.
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>>102188727
what the fuck is wrong with your entire country? people doing act like that unless something is seriously wrong.
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>>102188758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRdXJ0Ubuw
Not really proper helicoptering, but it's something along those lines.
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>>102188727
Why do sport and prison turn everyone into faggots in murrica? WTF is wrong with you people?
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>>102188758
You haven't seen meatspin?
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>>102188868
Oh, and it gets worse with wrestling.
There is a move called the banana split, it ends with you on your back, your legs spread wide apart, and your own dick in your face. Don't talk shit to the team captain, or next water break you'll end up in that hold, with the heavyweight mock humping you. Or you might just get rolled up in a 200 pound mat at the end of practice.
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>>102188495
If only Chris-senpai does it to me, then I'm ok with it.
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>>102188758
You grab onto the curtain holder in the shower (the entrance works too if the door is designed that way) and rotate your wiener. If people get used to it there are other fun things you could try out like asking someone to borrow you his shampoo, after you take it you just stare at his penis.
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>>102189048
Why would you wanna look at another mans junk?
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>>102189048
Why would people do that unless they are genuinely homosexual?
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>>102189075
As a prank, to make them extremely uncomfortable.
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>Brother goes to Japan
>Travels by ferry to Okinawa
>When he gets there, drunk guys are very friendly
>Hangs out with them for a while
>They try and grab his crotch
>Typical gaijin reaction of anger
>They retreat, confused
>Asks people who are not drunk if this is normal in Japan
>They say no
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>>102189075

it's not gay if it's in a locker room
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>>102189098
Why?
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>>102189075
>>102189092
Why would anyone tell lies on the internet? It's the same thing, basically.
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>>102189131
Because it gets funny reactions.
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>>102188495
I guess you've never gotten the good ol cup check.
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>All these faggots trying to justify getting molested in highschool
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>>102189175
But a cup check is just a baseball thrown at your dick, not a grab.
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>>102189208
What? Coach never lined you up int he locker room and gave a team cup check?
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>>102189251
Nah, we just had to strip for skin disease checks.

My main practice partner actually got staph twice.
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It's a way of saying hello.
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>>102189203
>being this mad that you missed out on soggy biscuit
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>>102188617
are you sure?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrWsqVnCRk
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>>102189441
wtf...I don't know what confuses me more: why that dude grabbed his dick or why Hugh Jackman is participating in that show in the first place
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>>102189528
probably to promote some xmen film
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>>102189528
>not grabbing Hugh Jackman's dick when you have the chance
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>>102189528
Those TV shows might look stupid but everyone watches them.

>>102189555
In the Japanese ad for the movie he even said a sentence in Japanese. He might be a closet weeaboo.
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I thought he was doing a cup check.
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Oh man, during penis inspection day a buddy of mine helicoptered is front the inspector's face. She was livid.
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>>102189646
Only faggots ever helicopter in front of women.
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>>102189685
You can get away with it once per relationship.
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>>102189646
>penis inspection day
wtf is that?
were they looking for a criminal? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75yAH9hWrZ0
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>>102189646
>penis inspection day
The fuck? I thought this existed only in teacher-student hentai.
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>>102189646
Please don't telll me this /v/-tier "penis inspection" meem is real. It's like the TV license all over again.
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I wish they hadn't cut out Coach's giant dong from the anime.
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>>102189856
I once had some serious skin infection. I was forbidden to leave my house for three months, and they checked everyone in my class. Other than that, I had a yearly penis inspection during grade school, but we went to the hospital and we went in the room one by one.
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hajime no ippo shower.gif
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>>102189865
The TV license is a real thing.
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>>102189865
Penis inspection day was the best day of the entire year, everyone looked forward to it.
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I was under the impression that there were only little girls on /a/, guess I was wrong
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>>102188788
That's generally the reward you get for a good performance. Are you new to sports?
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>>102190084
Having a penis doesn't stop me from being a little girl.

Check your privilege cis scum.
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>>102190084
Girl can have dicks, you know.
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>>102189865
It's real in Britain. It's basically British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) tax if you have a TV which is receiving their feed.
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>>102190118
then they aren't girls.
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>>102190177
Check your fucking privilege.
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>>102188495
Why do you think they have special train cars for women? They have an ongoing problem of groping on trains, streets.

Japan is a very dangerous place to live, high/middle school girls get raped and killed everyday, but japs are too reluctant to do anything about it.

Crimes are underreported, there's an article about Japanese police and how it's corrupt is fuck. The point is that Japan is not safe, crimes are either not reported or downright ignored by the police, because police needs a lower crime rate in order to look good in front of their superiors.
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>>102189112
This. It's an unspoken thing in team sports that the locker room is kind of a sacred ground for bonding between friends and peers. You don't need to play by society's rules when you're in the sanctuary that's what my middle-school gym teacher taught me and that wisdom has taken me places.
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>>102190207
what privilege?
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>>102190084
Im scared now, i thought that we were all little girls but some of the people here are grown men
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>>102190236
>middle-school gym teacher taught me
Nigga raped you didn't he.
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>>102190235
so I can just go there and rape girls and nothing will happen to me?

nice
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>>102190207
I already have and since I have privilege i can tell you that girls cant have penises
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>>102190317
You mean he didn't stroke everyone's penis? Is that not normal?
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>>102188893
Oh god my virgin eyes. Why is this allowed?
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>>102190371
No, believe it or not, you don't have to stretch your penis before playing sports.
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>>102190323
Since you're a foreigner, police will keep an eye on you, just like they do with every foreigner that disembarks in Japan. But you can probably rape and kill someone if you're careful. If you're a Japanese native you can rape and kill in broad daylight and no one will stop you.
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>there are people who believe everything they read on the internet
im horrified
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>>102190392
I don't believe you. It is important to warm up before sports
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>>102190397
can't I just use the baka gaijin excuse? I saw it in their porn and animes so I thought it's okay
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>Be showering at locker room
>Black bro finishes his shower
>Starts helicoptering in front of me
>He makes helicopter sounds with his mouth
>mfw
>Genuflect
>Hook him in the nuts
>My other friend next to us screams "Black Hawk down!"
>We all laugh
>All of us but black bro
Such were the days in the fucking locker room.

Sage for blogshit.
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>>102190392
Wha-what? He had a Ph.D in sports science, he said it was a necessary thing to prevent injury.
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>>102190455
No, if you get caught you'll be made an example out of and right wing nutjobs will tear you apart. You cannot do what only Japanese are allowed to do.

Xenophobia is alive and well in Japan, so prepare your anus. But no one's this stupid to get caught, not even an average braindead /a/non. Though, you can hook up with some japs and ask them if they could take you with you on their raping spree, so this way even if you get caught with them, you can shift the blame off of yourself.
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>>102190590
k then, can't wait till I go to Japan
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>>102190508
>Black hawk down
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>>102190706
And another thing, you should go to Tokyo, so it's easy for you to mingle with the crowd of other gaijins and not to raise any red flags with the cops. Police do turn the blind eye to most of the crimes, but you should always stay sharp and not let your guard down.
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>>102188495
yes because sports is for gays
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>>102189102
Okinawa as a whole is kinda weird so that doesn't surprise me
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someone pls post /sp/ penis inspection day
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>>102189964
Both that and Ace of Diamond are animated by Mad House, go figure.
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It's like the tickle thing from Oofuri.
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>>102190235
>>102190323
>>102190397
>>102190455
>>102190590
>>102190590
>>102190808
I doubt this is true, but if it is this is absolutely disgusting.
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>>102195706
Just kidding.
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Is this normal in USA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sLYNwevDQ
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>>102196683
There are gay rednecks? Isn't that an oxymoron?
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>>102188495
>GIF
can I get one? For research purposes.
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feelio when my dick is too small to helicopter
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>>102190207
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>>102195706
It's partially true.

Go watch Confessions of a Dog, and bear in mind how it was based on a 10-year research on japanese police.
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>>102195706
Its not. Japan is one of the safest places in the world.
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>>102202311
You don't watch japanese TV, read japanese newspapers or hang out in 2ch, do you?

You can't base all your knowledge about a nation on its cartoons.
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>>102202371
Then why do they keep their bycicles out without chaians?
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>>102202371
Well I lived there for 6 months teaching English for the jet program. I did live in a safe part of Tokyo, but still the statistics back me up that Japan is much safer than pretty much anywhere else in the world.
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>>102202739
Not when they're skewed due to most of the crime going unreported.
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>>102202821
BICYCLES NOT CHAINED MOTHERFUCKER
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>>102195706
It is true, though. Welcome to the real world.
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The fish will soon be caught that nibbles at every bait.That's a very sweeping statement.
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>>102188495
>Dudes just walkin up and grabbing your shit?
In america its normal to get fingered,I'd post the Anthony Davis gif that was leaked from his college but i dont wanna get banned
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>>102204454
I'll do it for you
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>>102202584
Because there are locking mechanisms in the wheels. Someone sees you carrying a bike they know you stole it
>implying people in japan bother to report crimes
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I've had a lot of people grab my junk in the hallways in highschool but never during a sport.

The lockerroom is a different story though.
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>>102188727
God dammit anon, I laughed so hard I tore a stitch in my mouth.
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>>102188695
Sure it is nerd.



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