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Why would anybody hire a bodyguard who is weaker than he/she is?
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her black skin aroused her
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A better question : why would you want to keep someone who could keep your evil ass as a bodyguard ?
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>>102187195
Because bodyguards are supposed to keep evil asses like they are.
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You don't dispose of small fry by yourself and risk damaging your clothes. She is also an assistant.
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She's not a bodyguard, but an animated roll of toilet paper
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>>102187153
sounds like a valid reason
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>>102187119
Hot lesbian sex.
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I thought she would be stronger but she really is fucking useless.
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>>102187119
>bodyguard
she's her secretary/attaché
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>>102187119
why someone hire a maid/cleaning lady where you can clean by yourself?

why you go to restaurant when you can cook yourself?

quality aside, convenience is one major reason. you don't want keep on alert 24/7 or keeping the risk when your fight by yourself, delegate those task for your convenience and you can focus doing something more important
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I don't think she's actually a bodyguard.
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>>102187119
Ego stroking

TN: Ego means clitoris
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brown skin is best skin
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futanari Ragyo x Houomaru dojin when?
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>>102187486
Except that shounen bodyguards are nothing more than decorations who shows that how fucking fabolous the big bad is.
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>>102187780
It's not just shounen, that's just part of the general villainy hierarchy. Anyone but the final boss is just a minor roadblock to the protag.
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>>102187664
>Houomaru
She was probably originally a dude.
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>>102187664
We just got Satsuki X Ryuuko futa and Satsuki X fat no-stars calm down dude.
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>>102187780

cliched shounen writing aside, actually it would be refreshing if the leader is not the strongest in the group. either s/he is the one that give the dream/goal to fight for, s/he the best organizing/people skill or simply the sheer charisma/personality.
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>>102187924
>Satsuki X Ryuuko futa
Go on...
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Cannon fodder and removing cannon fodder.
You don't want to have to swat every fly that crosses your path do you.
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>>102187153
/thread
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>>102187539
>Can't differentiate between black and brown

I pity you.
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Even generals have personal soldiers/bodyguards because it frees him up to do things that are actually important.
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>>102187119
I thought she was just a secretary
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>>102188363
Generals are generally weak though.
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Because then you're at thread. Bodyguards are to absorb bullets for you.
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>>102188232
>He can't find it himself
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>>102187119
>Not a bodyguard
>Not pruning thread.
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Rei needs to learn how to do it right.
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Bodyguards are there to die for you
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>>102188351
troll
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>>102188021
>cliched shounen writing aside, actually it would be refreshing if the leader is not the strongest in the group. either s/he is the one that give the dream/goal to fight for, s/he the best organizing/people skill or simply the sheer charisma/personality.
Not refreshing at all, in fact that is often done. What did you think Star Wars was about? Darth Vader was the physical threat, but the Emperor was the mastermind.

More anime related, Lulu and Kallen are another example. Lulu would die if he ever had to fight for his life as the dark lord, it is Kallen who possess the physical threat as his royal guard. (CC is the Sorceress)
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>>102188924
Whut
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Because she's a nigger. A disposable pile of subhuman filth.
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>>102189031
It's also pretty common in Bond and other spy movies.
You've got the villain and his big guy that Bond has to take down in a one on one fight late in the movie.
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>>102187119
Cannon-fodder
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>>102189068
Brown skin / Purple hair a best combo
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>>102189068

This > her nigger version
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Well I don't think she's given a good account of how strong she is so far. She got merked by Ryuuko but she's one of the strongest characters so that's to be expected.

She also told the elite four not to interfere and kept them from interfering so she might be quite strong.
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>>102187119
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>>102189230
Does anybody have any clue what Dog's new duds even do?
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>>102187119
Because she does this in Ragyo's private time to amuse her.

She's the jester, Nui's the rolling circus.
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>>102189273
Dog is just the support unit. I wouldn't be surprised if he does anything on his own
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>>102189273
They let him project those afterimages of himself that one time.
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>>102189230

Looking like a Virtua Fighter character is cool enough.
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She's more like a secretary or a personal assistant.
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>>102188351
>differentiating negro and negro
Stup up, my brown friend.
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She's a secretary.

Also you'd keep a Bodyguard to try to keep alert of what's going on even when you're busy, and if you didn't want to risk injury fighting every fight on your own.
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>>102189336

Someone else remembers the Saturn.
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>>102187119
There's no reason, that's why Houomaru hired Ragyou.
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Both the bodyguard being stronger than the final villain and the final villain being stronger than the bodyguard are extremely common tropes.
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>>102189554

I live every day in fear of Segata because I broke my Saturn.
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>>102187119
to molest this sweet chocolate when satsuki is not around
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I'm disappointed they didn't make her a kicking specialist. Makes sense what with her carrying that book around all the time.
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>>102189391

Whut
Are you really color blind or just plain retarded?
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>>102187119
You keep a bodyguard to die for you in your place, just like old kings would have people taste their food for them.

They don't have to be stronger than you.
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>>102189068
Best shoop.

Nigger color is disgusting.
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>>102189068
Hououououomaru
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Princess Guard Quest.
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She's a secretary not a bodyguard. And as far as secretaries go she's pretty damned powerful.
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>>102187119

Why would anyone hire a bodyguard who is stronger?

Bodyguards are there to deal with the riff raff. If you are some kind fighter, you don't have to hire someone better than yourself, just better than the underlings who might attack you.


Hire someone who's stronger and maybe they'll get it in their head to try and take you out themselves. If you're hiring bodyguards, someone's willing to pay to kill you. If they pay enough and the bodyguard isn't of integrity...
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>>102187119
I want to lick the part of her legs between her shorts and stockings
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>>102190195
Reinhold isn't any weaker than Marianne, go back to shitposting about EGO or Boo.
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>>102189648
Black people aren't actually the color black.
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>>102188709
Yes, that was a very good reference. When I got that reference I thought "Oh! Trigger was formerly part of Gainax, the same studio that made Neon Genesis Evangelion." Having realized this, I concluded this must have been a tribute or "homage" to Trigger's old days at Gainax, wherein their celebrated show "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann" must have been influenced by Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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>>102191173
>whites aren't actually the color white

Holy shit you are really are retarded.
Rei doesn't look brown either.
Ever wondered why we call black people black?
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>>102191173

>Indians are now black
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>>102189309
And it kinda didn't work.
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>>102190984
>If they pay enough
Should've stopped writing right there. It's a rule of fiction that if someone takes a bribe, they will accept it and do exactly as told instead of just taking the money and not doing jackshit. This is a law of storytelling.
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>>102192059
>implying
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>>102191173
>Blacks
>people

Nice try.
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>>102187851
And you can judge this by a surname how?
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>>102187119
She's her Personal Assistant, not bodyguard.
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Is there smut of her yet?
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>>102192259
>>>/reddit/
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>>102192349
No.
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>>102191904
>Rei doesn't look brown

You are retarded and blind.
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>>102187119
I want to see her go ballistic when Ragyou gets shot with the starch bullet.

Also, she's the Phoenix. She always comes back after death, and is often depicted killing snakes.
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>>102192687
>OH MY GOD SHE KILLED NONON
>it can't be helped. let's get out of here.
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>>102192801
I kinda want to see the Devas totally unphased by Nonon's death.
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>>102190195
Hahaha
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>>102192645
Black people's eyes are always reddish orange?
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>>102192645
So does this mean that if you lack a wide nose and big lips, but you have dark skin, that you are automatically white or something?
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>>102192851
>>102192801
>Uzu hears somone die, can't tell who/
>The others are too grief stricken or uncaring to mention it directly.
>spends the rest of the show wondering who the fuck died because everyone else is too busy with REVOCS/COVERS to talk for more than a second.

Suffering.

Funny, but suffering.
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>>102187119
Rei isn't weak.

She's the tank of Ragyo's party, shit damage but very durable.
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>>102192645
Black women look hideous. Fact.

>>102193082
...
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>>102193082
>Did they murder a cat or something?
>Nah, it was just Nonon.
>Oh. Shame.
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>>102187386

yfw when she kills a Deva off screen
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>>102193291
>yfw it's Monkey
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>>102193134
>Black women look hideous. Fact.
Not true, they are delicious.
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>>102193403
>3DPD

>>>/out/
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
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>>102193378

Gamagori you seem pretty proud of those arms
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>>102193403
>No fits
>monkey face
>skinny as fuck
>typical nigger

Disgusting
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>>102189068
Man, that typesetting hurts my eyes.
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>>102193481

Mohawk will get the axe
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>>102193403
Reported.
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>>102192645
First off, this post is wrong. There are dark skinned women in anime that are black (Claudia Lasalle from Macross, that chick that was Myung's friend from Macross Plus and brazillian (a handful of characters from Michiko to Hatchin).

A good example of what YOU are talking about would be Rally Vincent, who is half caucasian and half Indian.

Second, not ALL black women look like what you have in your examples, and there is nothing wrong with larger lips, jaws, and noses. Oh, I'm sorry, if its' Angelina Jolie it's okay to have large lips, my mistake.

>>102193134
This is not a fact, This is an opinion that you have every right to keep. Don't lump everyone into the same box. There are handfuls of people of every race that are hideous and beautiful. I take it that you are either white or asian. It would behoove you not to think that you are the pinnacle of perfect aesthetics because most likely you are NOT.

>>102193403
One of many nice examples.
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>>102192645

I'd say most brown skinned anime girls would pass for South Asian/Middle Eastern, since their faces/hair are closer to white people.

There have been some anime with actual Africans, though.
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>>102189648
>browsing /a/ in uea libraru
ishiggydiggy
get back to your military intel work
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>>102193684
but this IS his military intel work.
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>>102193684
>Chrome
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>She probably got blown into a wall by Nonon and beaten down by Gamagoori and Uzu several times off-screen while Ragyo went nuts

Being Rei is suffering.
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>>102194146
>blown into a wall by Nonon, beaten down by Uzu, rapes by Gamagoori's huge cock while being anally "probed" by Inumata
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>>102193403
>skeleton
>0 b/h/w
>delicious
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>>102187119
NANTO SUICHO KEN!
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>>102189612
>I would like to hire you to be my boss. Your job is to give me stacks of the Japanese equivalent of hundos, and I'll pay you in menial assistant tasks, like visual presentations, making appointments, and whippin' bitches.
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>>102189068
What's the first episode she appears in?
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>>102195068
11.
>>102194930
Not really, she jobbed so hard she killed all the build up. Kind of like King.
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>>102195148
Domoverymuch



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