Because right now I need some Strike Witches in my life
Potatoes for all!
On second thought maybe I shouldn't have posted this thread when everyone was asleep
We can keep it alive until morning!
What's going on here?
Do you like flustered Trude or ultimate siscon Trude?
Personally I like all forms of Trude
Proper lifting technique demonstration.
No i mean what is that from and why do we get photos and not scans?
All Trudes, especially with Shirley.
Flustered Trude is best Trude.
I'll do my best to keep the love alive.
>stupid sexy muscular Trude.
HaruBaru best pairing!
It's fom this, and you get photos because I haven't had time to scan it yet/no one else did it.
USA USA USA
All witches are truly best witches.
Thanks OP, you brightened my night.
The love for Marseille is alive in my heart. I want to kissu her
B-but I don't have any money.
I want to cuddle with her. Life is cruel ;_;
What episode was that again? That guy seemed to enjoy getting his shit wrecked by Trude.
Looks nice. Thanks for the photos!
My guess is 11-12.
Now I want Trude to punish me.
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
I want Marseille to step on me.
I want to get yelled at by Prinzessin. Until I'm a crying wreck.
I'd love step on Marseille and yell at Prinzessin.
I'd torture Lucchini to death if she harmed Trude.
That car is fat.
Like her boobs.
I think that's the joke
>want Trude to punish me
>want Marseille to step on me
>want to get yelled at by Prinzessin
>would torture Lucchini to death
I see we're starting off kinky today.
I want to hug Elma
So when's the new series coming out again? With the new Yuru Yuri season coming too it's looking good for moeshit.
I like flustered musclegirl Trude.
I'd pat Elma on the head and tell her she's a good girl and she should keep trying her hardest.
Prinzessin a shit
Show me a season with no moeshit
I want Trude to princess carry me to the bed, pin my arms over my head and gently kiss me while ravishing me with her hard yet soft body.
Too Kinky. Too Lewd.
Only because you couldn't get enough tickets to be allowed to lick her boots.
Then I'd consider hugging her, but I realize that might scare her, so instead I'd give her a reassuring smile and a wave and let her be on her way.
Would you also compliment her on how cool she looks as a witch?
Yes, but only so I could see her blush in embarrassment from the compliment.
What can I say, I'm a sick fuck.
>That car is fat.
Dude, it's a Nissan Micra. It's fucking tiny.
If cars were boobs, it would be Fuso version of Lucchini.
Elma love is alive and well. This makes me happy.
I always have love for the cutest witch of them all.
This can't end well.
You wouldn't pass out when you get to feel Nipa's Nipa's?
Nipa's nipas. Come on, english isn't that hard.
What caused you to love the witches?
But even witches who don't smile are wonderful.
Their lewdess. I fapped to Erica's ballbusting doujins a dozen times before watching the show.
I want to hug her hurt away. Though I have to admit, I'm afraid she will become a slut when se gets out of the army.
No! Stop believing in null's lies!
Needs moar Nipa.
But she's in a Marine uniform.
Get a load a this faggot
I had a dream I met Perrine in a garden reading some Japanese literature to impress Mio. I remember passing along some recommendations to her and then we had tea and I had to go back to work after that because Minna saw me fraternizing with a witch.
God bless that man who got Hartmann a potato for Valentines.
She's from Ostmark which is based on Austria-Hungary, she ain't a Marine.
Are these girls lesbians?
No, only hetero.
Yeah, some of them are. There's even one married witch couple.
More witches should make their pure love official and get married.
I want to rub her hair.
Only Minna the rest are asexual
What would Otto Lilienthal look like as a witch? Would he even be credited in the SW universe?
>Waking up with Shirley
And her penis.
Delicious Shirley milk.
I wonder what waking up with witches would be like?
Mio would be out of bed quickly in the morning because of training.
You would probably have to push Shirley off of you because her monster tits are suffocating you.
Minna or Perrine would probably want to stay in bed a little longer cuddling.
>You would probably have to push Shirley off of you because her monster tits are suffocating you.
That would be awesome.
I want to protect that smile
Indeed it would.
I think Lynne and Yoshika would both wake up early to cook you a decent breakfast. Sanya would stay in bed because of obvious working nights.
>waking up with witches
Erica: There's trash everywhere... eh, she's probably sleeping somewhere on the floor.
Shirley: Suffocated by monster tits.
Lucchini: I hope you're not afraid of heights.
Sanya & Eila: You wake up between them, in Eila's bed. Can you sneak out alive?
Lynette: Sleepy cuddling for hours.
Yoshika: She'll try to grope you and will be disappointed in your boobs.
Sakamoto: She wakes you up at 5 am for training. Ha ha ha ha!
Minna: You cuddle for a while, she gives you a good morning kiss and leaves for work.
Trude: She might accidentally break some of your bones during the night if she has a nightmare.
Perrine: Once she gets her glasses and notices someone is lying beside her, she just growls at you.
Heinrike: You wake up with her sleeping nude intop of you
And Trude would be shouting at you like a drill sergeant to get out of bed when she wakes up. Because Karlslandian discipline.
Out of all of those... I'd probably go with Lynette.
with her crotch on your face.
11/10 would marry.
I would probably go with Minna or Trude myself.
What about non-501s?
Love isn't alive and well for this SW fan.
Got fired and now he must sell all his SW stuff.
To bad I don't have 4k dollars just laying around
Well you already got Prinzessin. Other witches posted ITT:
Marseille: You wake up next to her after a drunken night. Neither of you remembers anything.
Heidemarie: She'd be a little nervous and unaccustomed to being so close to another person, pulling the bedsheet up to her eyes. But you can feel she's happy to have a close friend.
Elma: You wake up to her warm smile. You stay in the bed gazing at each other's eyes silently.
Nipa: One of the bed's legs suddenly snaps off and you wake up with Nipa's softness crashing all over you.
Laura: She just lays there next to you, naked, deep in her thoughts.
Being poorfag hurts
He was some cute shit thou
>Nipa: One of the bed's legs suddenly snaps off and you wake up with Nipa's softness crashing all over you.
God DAMNIT Nipa.
Lizzy:She's already awake, sitting up smoking. Looks down at you and very faintly smiles.
Nao: you sick fuck
Shame he didn't have the other Afrika novels, I would've been interested in buying the others since I already have the first volume with Marsielle on the cover.
Waking up with Nipa every morning sounds fun.
Though, now I have a question...
...What would waking up with Hanna Rudel be like?
Happy birthday to Heidemarie!
I forgot it was today
Not that she cares since she has no friends to give her a happy birthday
Boobymarie has plenty of friends! Won't you be be her friend as well? At least for today?
Just for today I guess
Even thou I find her terrifying I'd make an effort to give her a hug and stroke her head
Good anon. She's not spooky at all once you get to know her.
I want a mini Heinrike.
Am I the only person who wants to see Marseille hit on Heidemarie?
Well that's truly a crack pairing.
Can't help it, she's small but her breast make her look taller for some weird reason
And red eyes with long white hair is the most scary combination
Most beautiful combination you mean.
She's small? I've always thought of her as being on the tall side, maybe an inch or two shorter than Marseille and Waltrud.
Heidi is just absolutely gorgeous.
And she is 15
It's something about her boobs that make her look like one of the taller witches
It's some scary shit dude
Red eyes with white hair is best short
She's 158cm, quite average for a witch. Though something about her appearance makes her look taller than the average witch...
I am the same height as Minna and Mio.
Is Mami one of if not the smallest witch? Nao is probably a top contender for that position.
Well, if you compare Inagaki with other characters in firstspear manga, she doesn't look anything like 120cm. More like 140cm.
But yeah, she's definitely the smallest either way. Like a doll.
Nao, Ursula, Nakajima and Lucchini are all about the same size and not that much smaller the others.
Feels good to be at least 10 cm taller than any witch. So I could hug and comfort them all.
I just looked in my Star of Afrika volume 1 and it says Mami is 137.5cm
I too like creepy faps.
How can guys be shorter than Waltrud? Do you guys not drink milk or something?
I never drink milk anyway except with tea and cereal, maybe this is why I am so short.
The idea of me and Waltrud getting drunk and Krupi dominating me is kind of a turn on.
I'm fine with being short, it makes my femdom fetish a lot easier. Especially if it's the countess.
And I thought Prinzessin was shorter than both Nipa and Heidi
I wish I was shorter, the cutest witches are almost 50cm shorter than me. That'd be awkward. ;__;
At least we know they aren't afraid of heights
You can make them ride on your shoulders
Is there a guide to what the different colours of the antennas mean?
Pink is for lewd.
Guess red means danger
There's only two modes. Normal and lewd.
But it also means sex...
Sex == danger
Seriously though, you could assume green is passive radar whilst red is active. That would make sense.
Similarly how excitement can bring out familiar features on witches, radar witches can go to active mode with too much stimuli.
Only if I get to rest on Minna's Minnas.
Which witch is best for drinking wodka with?
Marseille is best witch to drink any booze with.
Sanya or one of the Orussians.
Marsielle seems like she would like a nice evening of just drinking whiskey while relaxing to some Jazz.
The Orussians one
Sanya. Or maybe not...
You guys are making me emotional right now. Anything I want to do is to spend time with Marseille.
It will never happen ;_;
You'll never go to Jazz clubs with Hanna and just get wasted and wake up in her bed the next morning with her cuddling you so tight you're basically being crushed to death by her boobs.
Yes it will. Drink wodka with me and we will both see her in her lovely charming glory.
WHO IS THAT?
Guessing the guy is color blind but take a wild guess
Madness. I refuse to accept that.
I wish to lift her puff.
But you won't
The true face of eilanya.
Brown Sanya is fine too.
I'm okay with this
Betcha I will.
Before I do?
She wouldn't let you and I would end you for even trying
>She wouldn't let you
I will hold Eila hostage!
One Eila for one puff lift.
>lift her puff.
What does that even mean!?
>I will hold Eila hostage!
And just exactly how are you planning to pull THAT off?
Ow, my eyes. Why would anyone make a 2x2 px texture pattern like that, is the artist trying to emulate print artifacts in digital media?
I want a drunk Waltrud to princess carry me even though I am a man.
I knew you where not to be trusted
To make it trippy
Apparently I'm a witch and have magic.
I'm perfectly to be trusted. As soon as I get what I want, Sanya gets what she wants. One Eila.
That's way too sad. Like selling your soul. ;_;
I want to impregnate Nipa.
She's so soft and fluffy
You misspelled me ;_;
>witches wanting you
Why would we want you?!
>God DAMNIT Nipa
You shut your whore mouth, Nipa did nothing wrong.
She's just unlucky.
We've been over this.
Well time to commit sudoku
why does hartmann look like a boy
I wonder what it's about? Also I am very surprised Erica reads but I take it she wouldn't read classic stuff like Nao or technical books like Ursula. I see her being a comic fan.
what else should bubi look like?
This picture makes me very uncomfortable, and I don't know why.
Could be a children's picture book. Like this. That'd be cute.
I wish there was a doujin with Erica being the futa.
I think I can guess why
Would Krupi consider having sex with me even though I'm taller than her?
You like dicks too much.
I love dicks on girls. It's my #1 fetish.
Not a surprise
Krupi likes short males then eh? This information is very valuable to me.
If WPCP was a witch in the SW universe which witch would she become best friends forever with and lesbians?
What a nice midsection...
Would have less friends than Heidi
He would be deemed a danger to the purity of all witches and imprisoned for life.
I would befriend Heidi.
No, its just the way they mixed it...
I always understood that Eila was Finnish and Sanya was Russian but the mixing between them is very off putting.
I'm just thinking from a historical POV
how do i find my waifu
This is Suomus and Orussia.
Not Finland and Soviet Union.
Search your heart.
What about Haruka?
I still haven't found my witchfu.
There's too many for me to decide, every time a new one crops up who I haven't heard of they always manage to worm their way into my heart after I learn about their personality.
>they always manage to worm their way into my heart after I learn about their personality.
This. Goddamnit, so much this.
How can all witches be so great?
I understand that but its still a very off putting combo.
atleast I think it is
They are cute together though.
They all have their own unique story to tell you. I can honestly say I love all of them.
Why are his doujins so based?
I don't even especially like mozu's artwork, but his doujinshi are always fun to read.
Happy birthday to the spook of St. Trond!
Me neither... And I'm pretty sure I never will, unfortunately...
...Maybe Shirley. idk.
Then it's not
I'm pretty sure it's one of those dashing Karlslanders for me...
>dot dot dot
That's not how love works.
B-But I can't decide! *sobs*
fuck off faggot
get the fuck out
What you are feeling is just attraction on some aspects of their character and that is not what we call love
You will know when you find some one that is perfect down to the last pixel and love her and only her with body and soul
Ah shit I could have just called him a faggot like everyone else
It's what the assfaggot deserves.
Thanks for the advice guys. No, seriously. You convinced me that I'm not ready to feel true love for a certain witch yet.
Woah! It's Heidi's birthday?
I want to give her a new bra as a present. Would that be weird? I don't mean it in a sexual way.
Kinda weird. How would you know her size?
Asking her would be too embarassing for her and if you knew it otherwise you'd be a creepy stalker.
You will one day and don't doubt yourself when it happens
We are only caring for those who know what love towards 2D is
I want to be in Erica's Pants
Maybe I can ask Prinzessin. Also, if I bring a picture of Heidi to the bra salesperson would he/she know what size to get?
So you want to never see her again?
Alles Gute Heidemarie!
Don't you guys let the love die!
How would you spend an evening with the 501st? I'd eat dinner with them, let them choose a movie and watch it in the briefing room. After that, I'd go drinking wine with Minna, Mio, Shirley and Trude.
I'd be happy with a goodnight kiss from a tipsy Minna.
If that's the case, then I'm an empty, cold-hearted bastard who feels absolutely nothing.
Because I feel absolutely nothing for any of the witches seen. I'm sorry, but it's true... I like the series, I really do. But I have no witch-fu, and probably won' be able to get one.
Only reason I mentioned Shirley was because of her mechanical skills. I like a girl who knows how to turn a wrench. That's it. There's nothing else that any of them have.
And I'm pretty sure that I won't be finding any. And if it's what I deserve for being an "assfaggot", then I might as well fucking be alone for the rest of my fucking life.
Not sure if even Heinrike is that close with Heidi.
But maybe your second plan could work. Even with military uniform, those things really stand out.
Holy fucking shit you're a pathetic little retard.
Fuck off and never post again. Are you fucking eleven years old? Fuck off.
take showers together
You're one of the worst people that has ever posted in one of these threads and that's going by two of your posts.
You are really slow on picking up the social etiquette of any community you visit, aren't you?
Well, at least you dropped the name and smileys. Stop posting and lurk more. 4chan may have a place for you in the future.
>Charlie is the only witch that's know how to mechanic
>only watch the anime
>is an assfaggot
Get a load a this guy
How do you live with yourself?
You know how I can tell you don't belong here?
This down syndrome baby had a name? What the fuck.
pls don't bully the new anon
but witches also bully the new witches
You shouldn't post immediately on 4chan without lurking enough to understand how this works
Lurk harder and don't post at all, that's how you win
Great, now I want a Minnapup.
>mfw i just fapped to that doujin like 5 minutes ago
not a witch, still best girl of the season
>God bless that man who got Hartmann a potato for Valentines.
>tfw that was me
What else was going to get her?
You did well.
It's not thou
Sage for off topic
With nothing to reverse-search I'm going to humbly ask for a source.
How big are her hannas? C cup?
how much lewder can you get
here you are my good sir *tips fedora*
witches for ontopic
we have to go lewder
You could have at least cooked it for her.
Love cup is also an acceptable answer
does Vichy France also have a witch?
A namefag from the same timezone with the same kind of easily recognizable stupidity appeared a few threads ago. After being repeatedly told to GTFO, he publicly announced dropping the name, all the while retaining the same gaia child shitposting style.
His name also had a very short history of shitposting in GuP/upotte threads.
But let's leave it at that, no need to start doxing an innocent idiot.
there was a French who became an ace on both sides first against Germany than he became an Ace for Vichy, but I forgot his name
I don't have a lot of room on my table. Also, as is apparent by the Christmas tree I still have up in my picture, I'm ridiculously lazy; even to the point that it rivals Erica.
But she's is not best
No! There's a limit to how lewd you can go!
but she is a lady
This thread went full retard really quick.
I only know WPGuy and this SW newfag from this threads
Don't give me that answer, anon. I need to know more about her.
You can't go lewder
sorry, I make it better
>No Lynette love
>Usefull all around
I love her and am thus blind to her minor details, anon.
I wish to impregnate you
You aren't very observant. There's more even ITT.
This SW Newfag has been an anon for a while now.
>This SW Newfag has been an anon for a while now.
I know, so I was confused
I should pay more attention to namefags then
Don't give namefags attention that will only bring more cancerous shits to the thread
She's perfect. I'd love to cuddle with her after heavy drinking until I pass out on her heavenly breasts.
Lyn gets her fair share of love.
There's just too many witches, there can't be someone around to love every single one of the 150+ witches in every thread!
It'll help save your life.
Cancerous pieces of shit. Considering adding EMT to the list but I haven't seen him post in a while. Mostly because he won't shut the fuck up about the same shit over and over like every other waifu retard.
clearly, we have passed the point of no return. only one way to go now.
O-oh my h-how LEWD!
/^Wallpaper Guy:Cocaine Pinata$/
I missed one.
But when will it stop?
No! We can still stop and contain it!
And Comboyforgot his name
We sure have a lot of shits running around here
I don't think that WPG and EMT are this bad
How much would you pay for all the Strike Witches merch pictured?
It's no use now but why do you want to stop it?
Whatever amount the black market would give me for my left testicle and a kidney
That should be easily enough, the pricetag was under 4k€ last time I checked his auction.
all I have
that will be ~350€
sometimes I hate my NEET life
Their purity and innocence must be maintained.
Otherwise we'll lose something very important.
My virgin eyes!
That's what would I give but I don't trust neither the black market nor that guy
So I'd buy it officially and help the franchise it self
You broke the little bond we had now this lewd lust will never be stopped
It other words: you won't buy a thing either way.
there is no purity and innocence left.
Oh god, what have I done?
I would do more than that.
I'd call her the day after and ask how she was.
I fucking love her
and there's nothing you can do about it.
So, with details on S3 growing ever closer, should we start a final poll trying to guess what it'll be?
I think everyone agrees it's going to be either 502nd or 504th, right?
I'll guess the 504th one.
Alright, let's just do this.
What do you think S3 will be about?
More on his room
I know I'm on /a/ and in a SW thread and all, but this pic is just so pathetic. I'd kill myself if I ever had a room full of weeb shit like that, because there's no way I'd ever get any pussy again ever.
epic most for the win /b/ro so epic win you owned those nerds epicly
Me too, that guy clearly has a bad taste.
I mean, only 3 SW figures? And he didn't even iron the folds out of his wallscrolls!
I agree. This one >>102216408, now that's worthy.
Not much SW in this, just a couple of packages and Eila in the lower right corner.
Or wait, are those bathing suit figures Lynne and Yoshika? Next to Eva Q figures on top of the shelf.
I think so.
>spends a fortune on utterly useless pieces of cute plastic
>sits on the cheapest possible piece of shit office chair
sasuga otaku! I have the same shitty chair, poorfag life ;_;
That's also my chair too.
Time to dream about witches I suppose.
I thought I had lost this forever, but I accidentally found it!
what the fuck
I keep seeing this dom Sanya with Eila on a leash thing. Why would they be like that?
No rice, no life.
Eila is too much of a chickenshit to take their relationship anywhere further, so Sanya has to take the dominant role. It's really cute, honestly.
No matter how small or big thing it is.
But Sanya is too autistic to take anything anywhere. Eilanya to bound to end in disappointment.
You'll never get drunk with Marsielle while listening to Wayne Shorter's "Witch Hunt"
Life is depressing.
If they actually took things further on-screen, that would ruin the magic of eilanya and leave less room for fan imagination.
And many of these silly little things are actually based on the anime canon, for example this one actually happened in one of the season 1 drama CDs.
I want Minna to take my virginity.
Are you ready to take responsibility?
I just want more red pants doujins. is this too much to ask? ;_;
Can she even get pregnant?
You're probably going to plenty more, with the ongoing red pants manga and possibly season 3.
>going to get*
Red pants manga? Please tell this is being scanned/translated.
It's not, is it?
Have you been living under a rock?
A manga about the 504th JFW started just a while ago.
Check here for first previews.
Someone else going to be jelly...
Describe your perfect evening with your witch fu.
I've only sporadically been going to these threads. So, in a way, yes. I wish I'd known sooner. Federica is one of my top 3 witches.
Do you even lurk Helma?
No. I'm employed ;_;
I still can't get over how hard my dick is from Federica.
>it will never be uncensored
A bottle of vodka shared with Aurora, followed by a scuffle over the last drops and rough sex. Hopefully I'll survive.
Hate me all.
Oh, but it will be, as soon as it gets a tankoubon release.
And you know it's gonna be just like One-winged Witches since its the same artist. Pic related.
Marsielle and me go to a Jazz club and spend the evening drinking away, getting to know one another more and along the way I take her nice restaurant that does German cuisine. We wake up the next morning with no memory of what happened post-dinner and we're both sticky and naked.
Eating out with Federica.
Every witch needs that.
Oh God help me
Fuck, someone REALLY needs to get this scanned and translated. Federica gets fuck all and she's pure sex.
Yeeeah, it's always someone, but not me, right?
Buy and scan it. I'll promise to do the translation and typesetting.
I haven't got a scanner. Anyone good at that? We could pitch in a bit of money each and get this started. I would be willing to, or just buy it and send it to someone willing to scan it and do it well.
hey Wallpaper Guy, got the sauce on that imago?
Better take a break for awhile...
Just fucking learn to reverse image search.
I've got a scanner but it's one of those cheap 2 in 1 printer/scanner. Not sure if this is what people normally use to scan manga.
Why, so you can do it again the next night?
I wouldn't be asking if it did give e the sauce.
I told you to learn to reverse image search.
Use saucenao when its index will serve you better than google's.
Well, you just taught me. Thanks.
Saucenao is the most useful for sourcing anime fanart and screenshots from old anime.
Then there's also IQDB for quickly checking all boorus.
Sadpanda also has its own RIS.
4chan archives also have their image checksum searches.
Google is usually the last resort for animu-themed anything.
Trude looks so delicious in that outfit.
Could we have witches in suits now?
It's probably better for the Witch's sake that they stay out of Sergio Leone films.
>Google is usually the last resort for animu-themed anything.
Usually google pulls through. If you want the pixiv saucenao is the way to go, however.
I find that statement very ironic because google doesn't give a direct source to the image you posted with it. Just a bunch of random links - SW wiki, blogs, /a/, foolz.
Magic babies when?
>so Sanya has to take the dominant role
This kind of pairing is literally my favorite thing about anime. Sanya/Eila, Uihara/Saten, Toki/Ryuuka, etc. Initially, the quiet one always comes off as a shy and submissive girl, but when the action starts happening, they're always the first ones to do the craziest things, leaving their partner behind and worrying about them.
Sanya will have no problem being the dominant one in the relationship.
and it just works so exceptionally well with hetare eila
man i need to rewatch this
Hurry up. Third season's coming later this year.
You mean you stopped?
Is this actually confirmed?
Yes, but we don't yet know the details about the third TV season. Check back in 2 months.
TVA will be something new.
OVA will finish the 501st JFW story.
What's the context of this?
Apparently Chameleon's last twitter batch...
Actually, just how many witches ARE proficient mechanics?
At least everyone in LLV24 and Sasha (and probably some others in 502nd due to the break witches?) can maintain and repair strikers.
Why aren't all of the Null pages uploaded from that collab?
Why is life so difficult.
Christ almighty Shirley had massive sweater puppies even as a kid.
Also I didn't know she liked rollerskating though I guess she'd love anything that would make her go fast
Well, that's Shirley defined.
>as a kid
Dude she's only like 16 in the show. She is still a kid.
She looks younger in that pic tho. And her boobs aren't QUITE as massive.
Everytime I listen to Fast Lane from the Max Anarchy/Anarchy Reigns OST, I can't help but picture Shirley. It fits her to a fucking T.
Which is hilariously ironic given that it's done by the only Canadian artists in the OST (Everyone else is American).
Also motherliness toward Lucchini
Trude had a temper tantrum and accidentally took it out on Elia.
>12 years old
context: poor quality guro fanart.
PS. guro is against the rules, be careful when posting that.
If Shirley was 12 with that body I'd probably commit a very gentle crime.
12 years old is still a kid, dude.
I wanna fuck that kid
I wanna be a shota rollerskater and get beat by lolishirley and then have some shotaxloli fun with her.
And then I want to go forward in time so I can /ss/'ed by her 16-year-old self.
Fuck, VR when?
I want to do this to loli Shirley.
Eh, I'd rather be a shota, personally.
Too bad there's no /ss/ doujins of ANY witches. It's all yurishit and futashit.
At least we have Null drawing lots of lewd het. But even he draws futashit sometimes, ugh.
Don't talk shit about futa.
Futa is amazing.
The fuck, no it isn't. Futa is the most disgusting fetish.
Now don't get me wrong I am literal faggot so I like dicks, but dicks don't go on women. Ever. That shit is just not right.
Also if you like futa you are probably a closet homo.
>Too bad there's no /ss/ doujins of ANY witches.
> I am literal faggot so I like dicks, but dicks don't go on women.
Now it's confirmed: Homosexual males hate futa.
>Now it's confirmed: Homosexual males hate futa.
What a faggot, right?
>futa discussion on SW thread
Love is not alive and well.
one more month
>Now it's confirmed: Homosexual males hate futa.
Bisexual actually, but nonetheless, dicks don't belong on chicks and definitely not my witch-fu's.
Pic related, it's how you do dicks on your chicks.
That's a shitty shoop, agreeing with that.
I should also mention that the faggot who shooped the dick in, also shooped her body to be more masculine. That's just 100% gay.
But World Witches is out in about a week, did you forget to get both?
Turn them into boys?
God you're gay.
I'll take my penises on my female witches like a straight person, thanks.
yeah alright, you're a complete faggot
did you forget to get both?
>Hartmann is there
>Talk with her
>put arm around her
>see her quaintly smile
>end up behind her with arms around her and we're flying around
>have a wonderful tim together
I remember seeing other witches too I know Shirley was there and I think I helped her with something, but don't remember anything else. I wish this
Would happen more.
Sorry for blog had to it write somewhere.
Of course not.
Got dammit the mods got me quick, someone must've reported me.
Let's go back to discussing what witches we wanna fuck, I guess, that's all we ever talk about.
>what witches we wanna fuck
Krupi can fuck me
consensual sex in the missionary position for procreation with Nipa
I concur good /a/non. I would fuck Prinzessin even if she were a man
Humikane must've channel something whenever he makes a Nazi Witch, they're all fucking amazing. Erica, Trude, Minna, Prinzessin, Helma...that's only the beginning.
This is me being jealous.
One of the few images I actually smiled at.
Pretty cute with the pillow and whatnot.
Your dreams are quaint, /a/non. On the extremely rare times I dream about anime and other related shit they are extremely lewd/
Last SW dream I remember I was a trap and fucking...Helma, I think? Well, it was more like Helma was fucking ME. I'm too beta to dominate even a little girl who pisses herself all the time.
pedophiles and Nazis
I see what you're doing here.
I still don't like it.
You stop that.
I...actually have no idea what you're talking about.
It was just a dream of a little nazi girl having sex with me, that's positively quaint for SW threads.
However, Prinzessin is starting to really captivate me. Probably because Null has the biggest fucking boner for her, this nigga cannot stop drawing her, not like I'm complaining.
Helma is not to be sexualized under any circumstances.
If you want your loli nazi sexualization, loli Prinzessin is at your whim.
If she allows it. Better start collecting stamps.
You wouldn't want to sexualize yourself for others in this thread, would you? For we are all Helma.
>gets reported and banned
>posts about it immediately afterwards implying ban evasion
That's probably not the smartest thing to do.
Fuck you bitch, I'll sexualize my pissing nazi loli all I want.
Humikane should stop drawing such sexual designs if he doesn't want them to be sexualized.
I don't wanna be Helma, how am I supposed to fuck witches without a dick?
all of us are helma, anon.
leave us alone.
If you are here, you are Helma.
Deal with it.
>What is a VPN
Shota/trap threads have taught me never to post under my actual IP, the mods are fucking nazis about lewd shit
Guys if you are Helma then I'll sexualize you.
You probably don't want that happening, so I guess I'll go sexualize Prinzessin then.
You wanna sexualize us?
Sexualize us. Visualize us.
You are helma as well. Don't forget that.
Had a similar dream with Erica where it was me, her, and some of my friends on a trip to some Asian country. She fell asleep after we were walking all day and I princess carried her to her bed and tucked her in. Then later I hugged her from behind before she left. Other dream I had with Erica was way too lewd to share
All I see is a bunch of Helmas.
I'm perfectly okay with this. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with all these Helmas though.
Apologize for being a dick and sexualizing yourself infront of all the other Helmas.
Would you drink Helma's pee?
I can't help being a sexy 13-year-old, /a/non.
Seriously though, how am I supposed to go fuck Prinzessin without a dick? I need to go genderswap myself
You a fuckin' pedo?
Cute, not pedo. Jeeze you're sick.
>how am I supposed to go fuck Prinzessin without a dick?
Well for one you don't, you don't have enough stamps for that. That takes 2+ years worth of collecting, constant good behavior and cleanliness.
Such a slut
Any VPN is just a limited source of shitposting IPs, often less than the dynamic IPs most ISPs offer anyways.
But let the teach you a lesson about 4chan's contemporary moderation.
Mods don't patrol boards. You can post lewds. You can post all sorts of rule-breaking material. As long as it doesn't bother anyone. The more people don't want to see it, the more reports it gets. The more reports it gets, the more visibility it gets in the moderation queue. One report doesn't do much, but will lead to eventual deletion in hours. A whole bunch of reports on the other hand will get janny attention fast.
You can consider the speed of your bans the community's voice.
>Cute, not pedo. Jeeze you're sick.
Keep telling yourself that. Pic related.
If "it's okay unless it bothers someone" were true then people wouldn't report me for posting lewd trap pics in a goddamn trap thread like they have before. Some mods are just assholes
It could just be because you're a shitposting ban evader.
What's supposed to be pedo about that little girl showing off her tight butt and puffy vulva?
>Being this mad over one image
Sexualize Helma on your own time. I'd hope nobody would want to see that here. Helma is special in a sense.
At least there's no piss-wanking.
Hartman and Elia are on the way...
Some people are not very good at getting the hint.
I wonder, did he run out of IPs already?
Lets hope so.
Sexualizing Helma is against all things right in this world.
Yeah. Why would anyone want to sexualize that.
Get ouf of my head. I was just about to post zuntrude. Creepy.
But all of Humikane's designs are equally amazing, not just the nazis.
I've never liked that being applied to Germans who are not actual party members. Or at the least, fellow travelers. I mean, you don't call Italian soldiers fascists.
Sure I could've said Karlslanders, but nazis is shorter and everyone should realize that there's no ill intent behind that word here.
>you don't call Italian soldiers fascists.
True; I'd call Romagnans macaroni!
Ironically Sayna is the only one NOT gender switched in the show.
Why not just pasta?
would you be willing to help a very poorfag out?
I dunno. I'd rather call Lucchini macaroni than pasta.
Where's her anus?
A foreign power stole it? I don't know, but I like her pants.
Fascist Italy wasn't as totalitarian as fascist Germany. Don't be so butthurt, Nazi.
Why am I a Nazi?
Because Hitler is dumb.
I wonder why their pants are so red.
hurr period joke
Which one's going to die in the OVA? Place your bets.
Dying is not allowed.
Post your favorite strike witches picture
I wish to embrace Eila and gaze into her beautiful eyes.
NEEDS MORE ARTIFACTS
Can you please stop posting Helma lewds?
Can't pick. Probably everything by Kisetsu.
If that's lewd then I should be arrested when I wear shorts.
I have to agree with >>102243593 , there aren't any lewd implications other than her bikini bottoms being untied which isn't much.
Him and Agahari are the best SW fanartists
Good, that grooping is part of the witch training.
Why are they holding dildos?
Don't try and argue that it's sunscreen or ramune either. Those are fucking dildos.
What I wouldn't give to be where that dog is
I want to put my face in that butt. In a totally non-sexual way.
Why haven't you made your own Striker Unit?
Not interested in the striker unit, I just want the leg dimension.
Sanya is Love.
I hate you Mitsu
I hate you
Don't make me trying to change my waifu commitment here.
>mfw a courier came with amazon package containing both seasons just now
i can't wait to waste my money on SW manga too
Why are they so cute together?
Also, i'm appologizing for not correcting my post on previous thread. Actually, i've already saved S2 episodes on the DVD awhile back, it's just the remains (already in DVD) ep alongside all song/OST that get wiped out.
I think that Erica is the most lovely Strike Witch. Am I wrong?
Not at all.
How is the DVD compared to Underwater's release? I see that I can buy both seasons for £20.
If Erica is loveliest witch then that makes Ursula second loveliest witch.
This is quite good, if really happened.
Most people who watch SW develop their interest over time.
First they all like Hartmann, nobody knows why but she happens to be the entry level waifu, probably forced by Krautchan.
The follow up is Shirley and Lucchini depending on personal sexual preference.
An then we get to Sanya and Eila, complete faggots go for Sanya, people with more self esteem tend to like Eila.
Lynette is a bit special, people usually like her for her tits and because she is clumsy in the beginning of the show. I think most of the Lynette fans do deserve her, same goes for Yoshika, both girls pretty unspectacular so I figure loving them is not a temporary thing.
Militaryfags like Sakamotos laugh and how simple she can be, Sakamoto is a ok tier waifu.
I don't understand Minna fans, the reasons to like her seem more complex. The people who started to like her after the singing act are faggots.
Trude is a top level Waifu with more personality than Hartmann, very underrated but I see crazy love for her by a few people on /a/.
The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne, everybody hated her when they first watched the show. I hated her for at least a year or so and while I expressed my hate by posting bad things on /a/, I sort of realized I actually like her. It wasn't easy to accept that this stupid bitch got me to this point but I didn't want to deny it either so I let it happen and fell in love with her. She isn't my waifu because I never cheat but I never had such a intense experience with any other girl ever.
Old pasta still makes sense.
Feel what you wanna feel.
>Militaryfags like Sakamotos laugh and how simple she can be
I just liked Sakamoto for that. Also, not a militaryfag.
As soon as you buy and scan it. There are no excuses.
I lack the knowledge to know where to buy it.
I'm a shameful fan, aren't I.
Describe Trude in one word. Mine's tsundere.
Didn't I link it in the /nsfw/ thread where you first asked? Or was that someone else?
Someone else, or maybe I've developed an alter.
Cute. Cute. Cute.
Well, looks like it's sold out in melonbooks and I'm not going to track a physical copy for you.
Atahuta tends to upload DL versions of his old doujinshi to dlsite, and they're up to C83 already.
So follow his site or twitter or something.
Thanks, helpful anon. Have some witches.
Oh, we're past bumplimit by the way.
Why is Marseille not black haired? She'd be truly perfect that way.