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Sup, /a/.

I met this girl last week. She's smart, funny, likes Japan, and she's fucking GORGEOUS. The only problem is that she's an atheist. I love her and all, but I don't want her to be sent to hell when she dies.

Do you guys know any anime or manga I can us to convert her?
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Serenity manga
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Japan doesn't believe in God either.
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Serenity DAWGZ
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nice try, troll. I saw your ass in /co/
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Dawgz
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>>10218269
Ahem.
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Evangelion

srsly
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>>10218269
some do
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bible black, its got the word bible in it, it must be good.
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Obligatory
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Sounds perfect to me.
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>>10218261
hmmm
Anime fails at religion
I say pay someone to kidnap her then Hire a guy who looks like jesus to save her
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>>10218304
God damn Moe is MOE.
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>>10218304
I would watch this
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>>I met this girl last week
>>likes Japan
>>she's fucking GORGEOUS
>>problem is that she's an atheist

Why did anybody give a serious reply?
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>>10218341
oh god can't unsee
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>>10218368
there has'nt been a serious reply yet
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>>10218261
>The only problem is that she's an atheist. I love her and all, but I don't want her to be sent to hell when she dies.

You don't deserve to get laid with such a stupid mindset like yours, she'd probably not going to die for another 75 years! Get your priorities in order.

God doesn't exist, if he did, do you think he would let Catholics oppress women and molest boys? GTFO my internet christfags
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Hellsing.
AMEN.
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>>10218428
>God doesn't exist, if he did, do you think he would let Catholics oppress women and molest boys?

Free will.

You obviously never read the bible. Please leave this thread.
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>>10218428
You seem to forget that God doesn't give two shits about what happens on Earth. He made it, and now he's having a good laugh at us fucking it up.

tl;dr life's a joke.
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actually if god is really omnipotent, he can allow people to have free will while not letting them touch little boys. similar to being able to turn pi into a wholly different number

also in before shitstorm
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>>10218461
Nobody with an IQ score greater than their shoe size who's read the bible can defend the bible
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NICE DISCUSSION OF ANIME AND MANGA HERE GUYS
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>>10218461

Providence much?
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>>10218461
Excuses, excuses. The bible says the sun revolves around the earth! The whole book is full of shit and everybody knows it.
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>>10218476
If he didn't care, according to believers, then why would they need to live by God's standards? It's all nonsense, and you're right, it is a joke.
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>>10218526
Okay, ITT we discuss religion while roleplaying as animu characters. I'll start.

God annoys me.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/atheist-atheism.php
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Religion fails from the moment that God, the creator of all life, is stated to be a man.
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>>10218590

Never stated to be a man.
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>>10218428
Catholic-fag here. You know why atheists are hated so much by society? Because the majority of you are so Goddamn bitter and vocal about your non-beliefs. We really don't give a shit, honestly.

I believe we can take a word of advice from the Great George Carlin (an atheist himself, but not a huge dick about it): Thou shall keep your religion (or lack thereof) to yourself.

>>10218261
Anime or manga isn't going to convert her. Don't let it bother you, and just hit that. Then again, you're a troll, so why don't you just go to hell with her, then you can hit that for all of eternity while getting sodomized by a dog or whatever Dante wrote.
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>>10218566
I think they choose to live by Jesus's standards, not God's.

Life is still a joke, though. Jesus had LIFEHAX powers though, which would make for an epic anime.
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>>10218590
Read Watchmen.
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>>10218610

Most athiests are hated?...What?
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>>10218574
ACTUALLY I'M GOD
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Bible Black...I mean Death Note.... No I mean Full Metal Alchemist. Scratch that, Evangelion. Yes, Evangelion should work. God, Angels, Adam...it's all in there.
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>>10218610

>atheists
>hated so much by society

Perhaps because most of Society is religious, and Athiests aren't?
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>>10218598
Oh, really? "God created man in His own image and likeness."
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>God doesn't exist, if he did, do you think he would let Catholics oppress women and molest boys?

What does around almost always comes around. Take for example swirlface. By coming around the opposite way, one can clearly make out the face. This is because he was an atheist loli lover, who did not apply biblical principles when he said, FUCK BLACKING OUT, LET'S SWIRL THIS SHIT UP. As you can see, simply using a cross to black his face out would be super effective.

A gift demanded is no gift at all.

SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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>>10218614
There's actually a manga Bible drawn by some British niggra that makes Jesus ultra-GAR.
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>>10218610
>You know why atheists are hated so much by society? Because the majority of you are so Goddamn bitter and vocal about your non-beliefs.

No. We aren't. As I'm given to understand it the majority of American atheists keep very quiet about their atheism because they don't want to have to put up with the stigma that they'd get from their christfag neighbours.
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>>10218641
No, Eva is the story of one man's (Gendo's) quest to kill God.
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>>10218628
Fuck that mango sucked. Not even brother-sister incest could save it.
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>>10218651

Certainly refers to him in a fatherly sense, but God isn't a man.

God isn't human either.

God has no form, but Cathlotics etc. refer to him in that way to anyways for other reasons.
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It has the word BIBLE in the title for God's sake.
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>>10218641

Hallo Hallo. By Youtarou IIRC. It might be manga, but it should do the trick for you.
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>>10218368
Because the op's a troll?
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There is no God in this world.
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>>10218753
Going to hell.
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Uuh, I've got an idea.

Swallow your fucking pride and get with her. This might be the only chance you ever have at landing any kind of female contact.

Beggers can't be choosers.
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>>10218761

How does a fictional character go to hell?

I'm intruiged...
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I remember in High School, we were having a discussion about some man killing his daughter because she had cerebral palsy and was suffering 6 seizures a day.

There was this indian girl in front who was very catholic, and so was the teacher...

I'm not even sure why I spoke out that one time, but anyways. Everyone was arguing that it was wrong, so then I said that people often put animals to sleep when they're suffering...

The girl in front and the teacher just looked at me like I was the stupid person in the world, and their rebuttal was

"You can't compare animals to humans."
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>>10218753
In B4 "there may not be a God or a Buddha, but there's always Kamen Rider."
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>>10218692
>American atheists
>neighbours

YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN. GTFO.
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>>10218540
The Catholic Church said that. The Catholic Church has said a LOT of things, if you'd care to study some history. You rage on about Christians being ignorant, yet your arguments are based on lies? Get out.
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God?
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>>10218804
Ouch.
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>>10218774

Fictional characters go to fictional places!
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>>10218799

Scientists lie when they say we've been around for billions of years. God, we were just made last week.
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>>10218778

Good copypasta.
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>>10218692

This.

It's more important than hiding your power level.
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>>10218753
Fuck you Islamic extremist terrorist. Gb2middleeast.
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>>10218831

Actually, it was last Thursday.
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>>10218778
You can't compare animals to humans, though. That doesn't make it wrong to put someone out of their misery, though, if they CHOOSE so.

Cerebral palsy chick most likely still had her cognition. It's not like it automatically makes you mentally handicapped. You think she'd be totally cool with Daddy offing her? Perhaps, but we really don't know.
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>>10218787
Exhaustive analysis of your reading comprehension suggests that although I am not American, you are
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>>10218428
How can you blame human mistakes and wrong-doings on a deity?
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Ali is not amused by the atheists in this thread.

Prepare for a suicide bombing.
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KAMI !!
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>>10218845
Indeed, Haruhi created us last thursday. There are quite a few books speaking of her deeds and the history of her disciples as well.
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>>10218875

If an almighty, omnipotent being were to create something, any fault in that creature remains the responsibility of the creation. For the creator to then condemn the creature for the mistakes of creation would reveal a being similar to the gnostic demiurge, a flawed god.

A flawed god is no god, and those who worship that flawed god would soon find their heaven a hell, and desire the oblivion of non-existence over the blindness of injustice.
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>>10218895
ali is an atheist too.
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Fucking shit. SUPER EFFECTIVE TROLL AND STUPID FUCKING ATHEISTS WHO FALL FOR ANYTHING AS LONG AS THEY CAN WHINE ABOUT RELIGION ITT.
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>>10218934

See, I was just going to quote Thessolonians at him. It stings much more when it comes from their own book.
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>>10218978

You're going to hell.
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>>10219008
Welcome to 4chan?
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>>10218895
>>10218939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fPu-ywN00

Very fucking related. The first six minutes, at least.
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THANK YOU CALIFORNIA
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>>10218934
There is a reason and a purpose for everything. Just because you can't find every single answer you want or need in this world, doesn't mean you won't find them in the next.
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>>10219105
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>>10218934
Because everything that you see as a flaw is a flaw, right? You understand everything in the universe in its entirety? Can you get back to me on that grand unified theory? I'd really like to know why the strong force works. Wait, you can't? You don't know everything, and thus lack a basis to criticize on? 6/10 for effort.
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>>10219105
>>10219178
Because everything happens on a scale far too complicated for us feeble humans to understand (but theists are obviously correct about their intepretation)
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>>10219105
>There is a reason and a purpose for everything.

Of course there is.

http://tinyurl.com/33zkkn
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>>10218704
Wut? Fatherly sense? he had no form, then what's this nonsense about, let's read it again: "God created man in His own image and likeness"
So, this has only a possible interpretation, God was a man, a male, is stated in the Bible, man, if you don't believe them, then what are you debating here?
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>>10219235
When physicists can explain how the universe really works, then we can whine about how it's imperfect. I believe we will figure things out eventually. We're just not there yet.
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>>10219178
The fact we cant explain why something works does not mean some sort of deity did it.
Also if the universe was created by a god that doesn't mean that it was the god you believe in, for all we know the inhabitants of planet Blarg have it right.
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>>10218610
Atheists aren't hated by society, only by people who don't being told what they don't want to hear. Don't like hearing the things I say? Get used to it, because it's something everybody who isn't you has to deal with, with your preaching, converting, and evangelism.

Don't talk to me about George Carlin. He grew up Catholic, and that is WHY he became an atheist!
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>>10218261
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pretty good op, 8/10
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>>10218978
I'm LOLing at all the atheists coming out of the woodwork to disparage the faith-fags.

Let's talk about anime!
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>>10218778
>"You can't compare animals to humans."

I love that line so much. It speaks volumes.

>>10218797
The Catholic church said a lot of bullshit, did a lot of bullshit, and had a lot of bullshit followers. Oh, and they tortured people too. Christianity is a giant ball of shit. My arguements aren't based on any lies at all, because I am not a believer.

>>10218863
>You can't compare animals to humans, though.

I used to think that you couldn't when I was young, but that's just bullshit that people tell you so you'll keep eating beef and not feel bad about it.

Humans have a superiority complex and thinks the earth belongs to us, when in reality, we belong to the earth.
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>>10218965

Yeah, but they have this thing called "apologetics" they employ, which is basically the act of selectively reinterpreting any given passage so that it conforms with a more contemporary view despite bronze-age goat herders obviously thinking in different and much more primitive terms.
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>>10218526
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>>10219461
Go die in an earthquake, race riot or forest fire.
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>>10219305

And until we can explain everything, people will continue to cram ghosts, ghouls, goblins, and gods into every sliver and crevasse of ignroance they can possibly manage.

Those gaps are becoming smaller and smaller with every pasing year.
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>>10219312
Did I ever say that a deity did it? I said that we can't currently explain the universe with our current understanding. Is reading comprehension just not your thing?



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