Wide makes everything better. Even Nisekoi.
I love Ume-Sensei so much.
Surprisingly it does.
Nothing can make NIsekoi better.
I want to fuck her cum inside numerous time, make her pregnant then not take responsibility.
Does she have brain problems?
Is Yuno Ichijou?
>You will never fuck Yuno in her one piece
>you will never be this carefree
Why are there no good Hidamari doujins?
I want to do lewd things to Yuno-
Wide threads be too lewd lately.
Post lewd, I need let out my pent up sexual urges.
I want to cuddle with Sae and Hiro.
Imagine her dominating you, face sitting you, then "forcing" you to drink her piss and telling you not spill a drop all whilst she's treating you like complete shit and telling you how worthless and pathetic you are for enjoying it.
I'd fucking love a doujin like that.
Just don't respond.
I never broke my penis wiring when fapping to Yuno.
>being this new
"Nutbladder" was never related to fapping to any of the members of Hidamari-sou.
What? It was because that guy started cumming blood.
When I walked in, Yuno was sitting on the bed, shyly shifting back and fourth. She looked as if she were deciding if she should to leave, but recognizing she was unable to out of anticipation and not wanting to disappoint her friends. Miya sat by Yuno's side with her hand comfortably rested on Yuno's shoulder, smiling as if she was trying to comfort her. Sae was clearly here for Yuno and not me. She was clinging to Yuno's other arm and had already started working her hand down Yuno's inner thigh.
The three of them were dressed for the occasion. Each had on a satin corset, and black pantyhose. Atop each of their heads was a pair of bunny ears, although Yuno's were shorter which seemed appropriate for her size.
I moved towards the edge of the bed and Sae seemed to get the cue. She relaxed Yuno black on the bed and stretched her leg over Yuno's torso. She started nibbling on her ear, still exploring Yuno's body with her hand.
Miya was still sitting there, now with her hand rested against one of Yuno's petit beast.
"Yunochii, yaay~ yaay!" she remarked.
Yuno blushed and made a half hearted effort to stop Sae "Miya~chan!" yuno said with a shiver in her voice.
>She relaxed Yuno black on the bed
Once you go wide, there's no stopping it.
This thread is getting pretty lewd. How do you feel about Yuno rubbing Miya's pussy like in pic related?
This thread is lewd.
This anon is newb.
Enjoy your spam.Inb4 that's not my email, it's someone I hate.
>not doing silly walks when nobody is around
I grabbed one Yuno's squirming feet. Just as I did she let out a squeak and arched her back. I worked my hand up her ankle onto her calve. Sae's hands were resting just under Yuno's belly button, and was slowing slipping downwards. Miya, not wanting to be left out, grabbed a hold of Yuno's other leg and pulled it into her lap. She started slowly rubbing Yuno's inner thigh.
Yuno attempted to protest one last time. "C-Chotto" she cried. She tried to finish but she couldn't. Sae had made her way in between Yuno's thighs, and she succumbed to the pleasure and immediacy of the situation.
I felt a jolt shoot through Yuno's body. She was awfully shy for someone who would agree to do something like this. She lent out a pant and tried to hold back a moan.
I cut my way through the crowd to grab her hips and pull her towards the end of the bed. The commotion seemed to stop for a bit. Yuno and I made eye contact, and she knew there was no stopping it at this point.
Sae grabbed Yuno's other leg and held opened Yuno's legs while I positioned myself between them. Yuno blushed and held her hands over her face.
I unleashed my monster and I could see the fear in Yuno's eyes grow. Although she hadn't mentioned it, I could tell this was her first time. She knew that she was going to have a hard time taking it all, but she seemed committed. I took hold of her legs from her friends. She squeezed her knees together as if to try to prevent what was about to happen, but I pushed them back apart.
Maya and Sae were busy at work undressing Yuno and making her delicate body available for the taking.
I ran my finger up and down her crotch, teasing her. She was overcome with anticipation and pleasure. She kicked her legs out from my hands and wrapped them around me. Even though she was shy, she was ready and wanting it.
I let out a laughing sigh and grabbed hold of my manlyhood.
I was positioned for entry. Just as I pushed my shaft against her, putting some pressure trying to get in. Just then her eyes opened wide and you could tell she was second questioning it. She let out a moan which seemed to be pain mixed with pleasure. I looked down to observe the situation. When I looked back up, Yuno's head had grown twice in size. Fearful, I stepped backwards. Her head was still growing. No, all of their heads were growing. They seemed to be doubling in size every second. They grew too big for the room we were in. Out of something like a movie, I down the hotel hallway while the building behind me was falling apart.
Luckily we were on the first floor. I managed to get out, but the building was destroyed. Turning around, each of their heads were easily the size of a mountain and growing.
Bigger, and bigger. They just kept growing. These heads were not circular. They were tall. Facing towards the sky, they continued to grow. They filled the sky as far as you could see. Shortly, the gravitational forces began to take affect. The rubble of the hotel began sliding towards their massive heads. I was being pulled towards them as well.
Before you knew it, the Hidamari's had begun fusion. They were three independant stars, burning bright. They quickly went through the different cycles of a star, expanding to super giants. The solar system was destroyed, but luckily, they had lived out their livese as stars. They each supernova'd, collapsing and condensing into a single super massive black hole. Over the eons, matter had formed spiral arms around the hidamari hole. The earth was reborn.
Now the hidamaris are remembered in the form of animation, but let me tell you, they were real.
It looks like Ume drew that.
Well, it is traced from her art after all.
What a loser mangaka Sugiyama is.
Man, Yuno got FAT.
her right hand is maximum QUALITY
Why is the A-Channel girl wearing next to nothing?
Oh god, my heart.
I'm going to rewatch the entire series
I didn't think that highly of the first 2 seasons then I started to really enjoy it. Maybe because I get used to them more
Do you think it gets better on your first rewatch?
>Natsume reads a Manga Time Kirara magazine
What's so bad about Kirara?
Nothing, I love Kirara, but it's the magazine where stuff like K-On, A-Channel, Hidamari Sketch, all the moe 4koma for lonely young men get published
It's Monthly Kirara, the magazine Sae's stories get published in.
Hey...I'm not young.
I knew there was a reason I liked those so much. Makes me wonder if all the magazines have the same target audience though.
Nice man hands, Natsume.
Hands are tricky.
Yeah, just ask KyoAni.
An advice for anyone that may be trying to improve their art: get a huge gallery of hands (be it drawn or photos, in different positions, with different illumination, etc., save there the ones you're satisfied with). Use them as reference. Always. Little by little, you'll need to look less at the references. Even when you don't need it anymore, having it just in case can be of great help.
But he's an animator working for SHAFT.
Because she's no-pan Tsukasa.
I want to sexualize Yuno
Are you suggesting Yuno Finds a Mysterious Notebook isn't one of the greatest doujinshi of all time?
>Yuno will never give you a head massage
No, he's suggesting that he's a massive faggot and should go die.
What would you cook for Miya?
Love, sunshine, and cookies. ;_;
I'd buy her something, I can't cook.
Steak, asparagus, and pasta.
>steak with pasta
This guy gets it. Not sure what "it" is though...
Pork pancake. The stuff you eat with lingonberry jam.
Scons or scownes?
Scownes. My nan called them scons.
Sae looks like Sae from AKB0048 with those clothes. I love it.
Your Nan was right, why didn't you take from her example?
Apparently the majority of other Brits say scon. I am a traitor to my country and my heritage.
Fellow brit scone is better than sconfags
>have thread open all day
>no other tabs
Southern fairy detected
Midlands fairy actually.
Ume's protags seems to get the mumps a lot.
She likes the pink cheeked and robust look
Why do I find this adorable?
Sick Hidamaris are cute.
You miss her.
Eat shit fags
It's late widethread.
Come to bed.
But I just arrived at the office, I've got the whole day ahead of me.
Why is posting lewd Miya okay now?
I want to bathe with Yuno.
I don't get it.
Wide a shit.
You're a shit.
Skit, kompis, vad äter du egentligen?
Who would be the favorite Hidamaris of the Top Gear cast?
May would like Nazuna since he's boring.
James May is the only one who I can see liking any of them. He seems like a Sae man.
Now that I think about it more, Hammond went to art college or something, right? He'd probably hang around Nori.
Miyako and Clarkson might get along well too.
The Stig would like Miyako since she's as alien as he is.
>Miyako and Clarkson might get along well too.
Nah, he'd get along with Hiro, since they're both fat.
Widen up, /a/.
Oh god, I always though I was the only one who only watched Hidamari after having a couple of beers
I find whisky to be more appropriate for Hidamari.
Not straight whisky though. I usually put it in my tea, or have it with ginger ale.
It's perfect. It warms the cockles of my heart, just like the Hidamaris.
Meh, I'm not a fan of liquor. I prefer stronger beers instead, just enough to make me a little drowsy and enjoy Hidamari twice as much.
Drinking too much ruins it though, I've once rewatched a few episodes because I was too shitfaced the last time I watched them that I didn't realize until I was like 15 minutes in that I was actually rewatching the episode.
Ha, yes, that can be a problem.
It goes without saying, but I guess it just comes down to personal taste. I'm not a fan of beer at all, outside of a few ales and stouts. I'm not fond of most liquor either; I usually only drink whisky or gin. Vodka, tequila, and rum can fuck right off.
It's honestly the stereotype for widebros. A lot of us are heavy drinkers.
Oh fuck, you're right. I'm an alcoholic and Hidamari is one of my favorite shows
So, since we're talking about it. Recently, a Blue Saphire bottle ended up at my house. Do you have any recommendations on what to mix it with (besides the obvious, tonic)?
Romulan Ale, I'd say.
I have to say of all the gin drinks I've had, nothing beats gin and tonic with lime.
However I did once try a drink made with a shot of gin, and half a shot of cointreau (or whatever equivalent) and lemon juice, shaken over ice. It was pretty good. Can't remember the name of the cocktail though.
It goes with cranberry juice really well too, but I've heard that's apparently what homosexuals do or something, so keep that in mind if you're drinking around people.
>It goes with cranberry juice really well too, but I've heard that's apparently what homosexuals
Perfect for an evening of wide
Okay, thanks for the replies. I'll try some of those.
Yuno seems like she'd be a Kōmeitō voter.
I'm a gin drinker, though not much of a fan of Sapphire. Ginger ale works well. On the rocks with lime juice if you want something strong, or 3:2 with limeade if you want something sweeter.
>You will never sniff Yuno's used pantsu
>You will never cook a comforting pumpkin soup for Yuno when she is sick, or snuggle under the sheets with her on a cold day.
Ha, pumpkin soup? You don't even deserve like Yuno
I would make her pumpkin soup
with cheesy croutons
Keh! You inconsiderate fool!
You don't give crunchy croutons to someone who is ill! What if they had a sore throat? You want to make it as easy for them as possible!
I'd mix chunks of a creamy but flavorsome cheese into the soup directly. Perhaps Gruyere, or Emmental. Add a few twists of black pepper and you've got one of the most comforting foods there is.
I pity Yuno when you're the one looking after her. Bwaka bwaka. She likes me better anyway.
Well, since it's impossible to make Nisekoi worse, any change has a high probability of making it better.
You're both wrong. So many Japanese people are lactose intolerant. Don't give her cheese when she's already sick.
F-fuck. I didn't know that.
I just wanted to comfort her when she's ill.
How can they live with this? I mean, I can't live without dairy products.
Cheese contains considerably less lactose than milk, an amount that becomes negligible after sufficient aging. In fact, it's generally believed that humans ate cheese before we gained the ability to process lactose.
Cheese contains almost none of the lactose found in milk, due to the aging process. Even people who are lactose intolerant can eat food with cheeses in it.
The best comfort foods are simple and familiar. Don't try to go iron chef, try to make what mom would
Dairy isn't common in traditional Japanese cooking. If you don't eat it ever, you don't miss it.
Depends on the type of cheese. Creamy cheeses like he mentioned are still pretty high.
We /ck/ now.
They don't smell that great.
Seeing this make me think about reading Nisekoi again for an extremely brief moment.
Looks like that was done with transfer paper?
Why, do you think they sell wide underwear?
>Miyako will never wear your boxers.
So why is Nazuna's symbol a pair of Groucho Marx glasses
>You will never trade underwear with Miyako.
Why is Yuno so evil?
I love ordering pizza when the weather is horrible outside.
I normally tip 50%+ in those situations though, since I'm aware of the hell I put the driver through.
Well, you know.
If they're in a car, I don't see why it's any different.
We don't really get delivery people on scooters where I am, so I've never really thought about the weather when getting food.
>I don't see why it's any different.
That's kind of confusingly put. I meant 'I don't see why it's any different to delivering in regular weather'.
Well, where I live winters get really bad, so even in a car it can be pretty dangerous.
Fair enough. We don't really get anything like that.
Well there's still going to be some walking involved, depending on where you live.
Somehow I doubt those belonged to Yuno...
I'm gonna change IP in a while, so have some really lewd Yuno.
I really want to rail her.
>You will never come home to find Yuno sprawled out over your floor after she's masturbated.
Is she a harlot?
I'm just starting to watch Hidamari for the first time. Every single recommended torrent I find for the different seasons is old and has no seeders, so I can't download them. I don't want to watch streams like some sort of caveman. Recommendations?
There are decent BD encodes on Nyaa. Just look for [HT]
No sunshine and happiness for me I guess.
No just a female pimp.
Just watch Yuru Yuri instead, Hidamari is shit.
Normally I'd assume you meant Yuyushiki, but clearly you're just a deranged old fool with no taste.
Am I the only one that likes all three?
I was trying to help you. You just needed to see it.
...or you could just wait for this guy >>102266446 to spoonfeed you.
Yuru Yuri was great, Yuyushiki was okay, a little boring but more entertaining than Hidamari. Kiniro Mosaic was good and Non Non Biyori was excellent. Hidamari is for faggots with no taste that like cute girls doing cute things with absoloutley no substance whatsoever and a shed load of boring awful characters.
Yes, you're the only person.
Then why come to a Hidamari thread to spout your shit opinion? There's already 4 Yuru Yuri threads up at once.
Because I want you to stop enjoying things I hate.
Thank you so much!
Thanks for not spoonfeeding me. Now you can really fit in here! :^)
Like I said, I was trying to help you. You don't need to bring your smarmy shitposting into it.
>Normally I'd assume you meant Yuyushiki
Now we all take a step back and relax some, no need to get angry enough to lose reason.
Pink Yuno > Brown Madoka
Who would have thought people would be so defensive about the SoL shows they like and hate?
Megucas > Hidamaris
Rebellion was still shit though.
There must be some weird influx of fake SoL fans who are only in it for the cute girls and not the atmosphere, art, music, etc.
I think he didn't realize Baka was a tracker, and assumed you were calling him a baka.
Now I'll be honest, the only SoL that really ticks all of those is Non Non Biyori.
Hidamari was good for cute girls, felt pretty void of atmosphere because of the minimalistic art style music was forgettable.
I enjoyed the first 2 minutes of NNB more than 4 season of Hidamari.
>felt pretty void of atmosphere because of the minimalistic art style music was forgettable.
We must be watching completely different shows.
Hidamari, especially the first two seasons, weaves a wonderful school atmosphere.
>Non Non Biyori
I want to watch this, but the main character has a terrible voice actress and it really bothers me
It's sounds a little weird at first, but if you can get past it, the show really is excellent. However I don't really mind her voice, personally I found the loli in that show with beniyo and her husband to be far more irritating.
There's not enough megucas with classic Ume-style faces.
It's like they've forgotten their wide roots.
At least they've not forgotten all roots and Namori still draws them occasionally.
I want to be her
Hidamari would be much better if it had the megucas as residents instead.
Kyouko always around Mami's for food, Sayaka and Madoka studying. Homura on the roof peering in through Madoka's window.
No, she's a liar
She's just practicing for her writing career.
Don't worry about it.
He went to Art school to hook up with women.
There's plenty of well done lewd hidamari doujins, in fact there's an artist who is pretty much exclusive to destroying Yuno's purity.
You tell me where to get this right now!
Sae is a pure innocent maiden who wants her friends to think she's a huge slut. Her lies are so bad that Hiro just laughs at her.
I want to tickle Madoka's sides while Sayaka gets her tummy, and bask in her delicious "Uwehehe!"
I wish it had been something like Akiko-san to issho, SoL revolving around Yuno and her boyfriend and classmate. Yuno-san to issho.
Then there's Towa. Who actually drew one pretty good short. http://donmai.us/pools/3249
I think I would like Yuru yuri if it wasn't for that one girl that is butting in and nose bleeding every 30 seconds.
Yep, I came.
I'm scared ;_;
Of course you are. Seeing the sun in action is both fascinating and frightening.
Is it possible for wide to be sexy, /a/?
No, only cute and wide.
This is what happens when you suppress your sexuality.
Is anyone picking up Mado no Mukougawa?
Probably, I will wait until there's a half decent chunk to read through though as I'm not too keen on just reading one chapter at a time.