Would you, /a/?
Only if she lets me rub her feet while she talks.
I'd converse with her if you know what I mean.
Of course, I imagine it'd be just like talking to other /a/nons and I hang out with you fuckers on and off all day.
She'd be like that, but cuter than all you.
Most likely. I'm a lonely beta, so I would enjoy the company. I would probably not even try anything on her either.
But she doesn't have a penis anon, whatever will you suck when she stutteringly tells you what a faggot you are?
I'd get her tongue wagging, if you know what I mean.
I'd let her shit and vomit in my face if you know what I mean.
C-c-c-c-conversu? What's that?
I'd have 'sex' with her, if you know what I mean.
Depends, can I hug her? I could use a hug.
so, so obviously.
So could she
I don't follow.
So does that mean I get to marry her?
That's quite a leap
>the grocery clerk smiled at me
>she must love me
i used to be this way.
Well that doesn't sound fun at all.
Guys, guys, this is Tomoko we're talking about. She'd be the one asking for marriage after the hug if she didn't pass out from shock.
>tfw you will never be Tomoko's friend and always talk to her rationally about her troubles
She would just see you as a creep.
Just fuck her. You'll both feel a lot better.
only if my p0n0s can converse with her vag00 in the meanwhile.
Are you telling me you'd be convincing her not to marry me?
>A fat, badly-groomed, foul-smelling twenty-something-year-old NEET gaijin charging her
>Implying she wouldn't run away screaming from you
I may be an abrasive asshole, but at the very least I can say I'm not a fat, foul-smelling NEET who would just charge at a girl.
Well seeing as I CAN hold a conversation with the opposite sex rather well, I certainly would. Yet I would be able to identify her as an image of my former self and engage her in the meaningful conversation I desperately needed back then.
Cliche it may be, talking about the weather is a fine conversation starter when no other subject makes itself obvious.