You're at the club and this guy comes up and slaps your gf's ass.
What do you?
Keep in mind she's 4 feet tall and can bench maybe 50 pounds.
As long as she gives me some pounds of the shit she's smoking, that's cool.
Take it easy
Ask her to murder my infant in a Scottish accent.
Ask her for a light.
>bench 50 pounds
That was funny, but I would hug her.