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Which side does your penis bend /a/?
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Where's the complete version? Mine sort of bends to the right.
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Toward the left.
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I don't have one.
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left
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>>10217053
sorry to hear that
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>>10217053
2nd
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left
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>>10217053
gb/2/kitchen
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Down.
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All around.
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Up
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right
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My penis looks like a corkscrew.
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I'm left-handed, so about 20 degrees to the left.
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>>10217170
I seriously can't get the mental image of THAT out of my head.
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I make it spray in an arc, holding it at a perfect 45 degree angle. I carry a triangle around, so I know I'm right.
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5 degrees to the left
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left
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Back and to the left
Back and to the left
Back and to the left
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left
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Left.
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ALL PENISES HANG TO THE LEFT. JUST LIKE HOW YOUR LEFT NUT HANGS LOWER.
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Usually down, sometimes up.
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up up down down left right left right
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Right-handed: tends to go left.
Left-handed: tends to go right.

Simple as that.
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leftish
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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
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Had this thread the other day.

Right.
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>>10217304
holy shit youre right!
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Mine's omni-directional.
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>>10217304
But my right nut hangs lower, though my dick also goes to the left.
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>>10217348
Cirno, Anonymous of Bizarro World.
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Mine continually points North.
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>>10217465
Helicopter.
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>>10217443
I wonder what would happen if you visited the north pole.
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Mine has a curse on it due to folling around with a Satanic tome I found in my uncle's off-limits bookshelf as a child.
It now constantly points to the next treasure or artifact I must recover in order to prevent the soon to occur arrival of an ancient Lovcraftian evil upon the world, who exists solely to destroy it.
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>>10217316
>>10217342
BRINGIN THE MOTHERFUCKIN DEATH, BY KOONAMI!
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>>10217465
The most awesome male-stripper routine in the history of the business.
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Mine is perfectly straight, but when the urine exits it spikes at a 90 degree angle.
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>>10217472
Sounds painful.
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tucked underneath
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>>10217497
What are you doing here, you lazy fuck? Get out there and save the goddamn world!
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Mine points to my left hip when erect
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To the right? I think?
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wtf? i'm right handed and it bends to the right

am i doing something wrong or what
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>>10219215
Do you jerk off with your left hand?
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Slightly upward and to the left.
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To the right.
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>>10219232
no, though half the time its with both hands
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Lol'd at this thread. Also left.
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left
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right handed, mostly jerk with right hand, bends to the right

up till now I thought that made perfect sense, but apparently not
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Whats OP image from?
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>>10217170
PIG DISGUSTING
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To the right. I switch between both hands.
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another left
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down and to the left, slightly.
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A bit to the right and up.
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it it because of fapping or which pants leg you wear it in?
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since i only have one testicle, it bends to the left, guess which one i'm missing
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>>10219492

Hey wait, I only have one testicle as well, and mine's perfectly straight.
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Mine ends up on the left side of my crotch seam no matter how often I push it to the right.
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Mine's a facist, it's bent right.
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right handed so it bends to the right

but i like the feeling of the stranger
so lately it's moving to the left
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left, but at least there's a reason for the left ball to hung lower
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Ha! I haven't seen my penis (or my feet) in years.
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>>10219509
straight?
doesn't it become a bother when you put on a belt?
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>>10219558
Spoken like a true weeaboo
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Do you guys store your penis in the upright position or let it hang free
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It does... bend to the left...

That's pretty creepy...

Maybe it's because I'm right handed? It bends according to the arc my hand moves in when I fap?

Interesting...

>>10217053

Tits | GTFO
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>>10219660
Your pivot point is to your right though so technically it should bend to the right in that case
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mine goes down,down right then right then punches and then shoots HADOUKEN!
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>>10219573

Should it? It really isn't, considering it somehow expands along one of my legs. Usually my right since my left teste is the only one I have.
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zig-zag. Sage for non-/a/ related. /a/non never sees his penis under his fat belly.
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down
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mine bends upwards, but only when i'm happy.
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>>10217170
perfect for screwing chicks
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>>10219698
I think it depends on how you wear your pants
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>>10219789
I wear "classic fit" jeans so they're a bit loose but not nigger-wearin-his-pants-around-his-knees loose. Being that my member is longer than the 1 or 2 inches between my crotch and the seam of my pants, it has nowhere to go but down one of the legs.
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>>10217017

It doesn't "bend" anymore since its up inside me now.

Got my SRS last August and it thankfully no longer "hangs".

And to let you guys know, the sex IS better...
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> Ha! I haven't seen my penis (or my feet) in years.
Ha!
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>>10219842
fuck, mine is too short for that ;_;
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What penis?
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>>10219896
in.....ter...esting

My peins hangs leftish. Still pretty much in the middle
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your next question would be which balls is lower, my left ball is lower.
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>>10219741
> screwing chicks
Oh, you!
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>>10220215
Right
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>>10217170
This hole was made for you.
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to the right.
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Oh god it does bend one way. I never noticed this and never needed to notice this. Fuck you anon.
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Well shit, mine is to the left.

THE MORE YOU KNOW
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>>10217017
/r/ sauce on OP
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>>10217495
I loved that guy.

Hellsing has the best dubs ever.



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