>They told me I could become anything, so I became an Incubator.
Seriously though, this is some overpowered bullshit. What is next?
It's turning into SAO.
It's not like other scribes can't do that.
They just don't know about it.
Alternatively, what kind of faggot levels up his scribe skill to max?
Hipsters who play Enchanter
>MC has been shown to be working on finding a way to utilize his own profession like how craftsmen are doing it
>We're shown an NPC that is a sorcerer
Certainly came out of nowhere
Alone the fact that he can copy magical tomes and stuff makes it worthwhile.
Mass produced sex change potions.
>Not wanting to be able to craft high level skill scrolls.
The point of Shiroe's character and build was that he wanted to feel needed by others (until he started feeling like an object).
Skill scrolls for leveling your skill tiers could be manufactured by Scribes supposedly, so that's why he chose it. Nigga has insecurities out the Asus.
that shit's useful in WoW.
Someone who has been playing endgame for several years. If your main class is maxed out, might as well max out your subclass.
Still better than maid I guess.
>mfw 90 level maid skill can change the world rules as well
She'll scrub the thorn damage of all monsters away.
how though, make a cleaning agent that cleans perpetually after being applied?
If mamare touno comes to /a/ once again this must be a question to ask
Cleaned up pretty well in vietman, crazy DoT
Wait for Soujiro asspull
Never wacthed SAO.
Would it be bad if LH would become too much like it?
a lvl 90 maid can clean any status even if they are buff or debuff
> Become best possible maid you can be
> You can clean anything to be completely spotless
> This includes dirt out in a field
> Able to make giant ass trenches with that crawl/scrub method that they do in all animus
Changing environments completely with that kind of shit
What can do a lvl 90 whore?
The same things as a lvl1 whore.
She's just better at it.
The only similarity between the two is people trapped in a game.
If they're making a similarity now, it would be Shiroe being a god above all, like Kirito.
Survive having 2 years worth of semen pumped into her
Maid is always clean no matter what. They could spend weeks in a dirty dungeon and still look and smell like they just stepped out of shower.
They can sweep away all the mob spawn grounds
>Can chain together a combo infinitely.
Fucking OP overskills. Please nerf.
So what is next? a overskill than let you kill someone for real?
Where are their real bodies at? What's been going on in the real world for 8 years?
This is the real world now.
Take control of a city.
People pay money if they just fap to here mental image
YTMND still exists? Wow.
Seduce high level monsters, demons, and gods.
Holy shit that video.
It's been years.
>All about resurrection have been explained during the series
>How the world doesn't work the same as when it was a game also explained with the cooking and machines as examples
>Hinted a lot of times how Shiroe was looking a way to make his scrible skill useful
>Special paper and ink was also mentioned and how their properties would let to some special magic
>The paper was only a contract and it needs to be signed by both parties to take effect, making it shit for everything else
And yet people still complain saying it is OP, this is SAO and it's bullshit. What are you, retarded? It was obvious how depending of your subclass you would be able to make some shit out of the rules, changing one person from people of the land to adventurer doesn't seem that weird compared to make a fucking boat in a couple of months using lizards.
He wrote RundelHaus Kode so the subs are wrong.
You try writing your name on a contract when you're a dying zombie
It's Rundel Chaos Kode
No, she clearly wrote Korbo.
Would he not be able to write a contract that could give a player a ridiculous power boost?
So what happened to the people who didn't play Elder Tale?
This plot armor is massive. Couldn't they just make a contract with the world saying that they go back to earth?
>still to this day
No because what would be the logical real-world reasoning behind that? Just because you have a piece of paper that says you're the strongest man in the world doesn't mean it will make you the strongest man in the world, but if you have a piece of paper that says you're a citizen of a country, then you are a citizen, assuming it's official.
The contact needs to be fulfilled by both parties.
who would sign it?
They became the People of the Land.
Poor some ink on the ground and rub the contract over it.
But anon, they are on Earth
>courtesan lvl 90
wh what she can do /a/?
>Getting a signature from another dimension
Well if you say so. Also the power of the contract is limited by materials. There are things that are impossible due to magic/rarity required.
No fuck that. Paper and pen can't create miracles out the ass.
They can. Let's send tohya back.
But paper, pen and fuckmothering magic can.
It's a fantasy world.
How ignorant can you be?
It's escapism! Can't you see it's not healthy?
Has already been done. Mostly used to de-trapify the people who were playing characters of the opposite sex though
nigger, scribes are like lawyers
they can reproduce binding documents, even create them. what's stopping them from adding in or striking out some contract details?
if I was a guild master in LH, I'd raise an army of scribes, and we'll be dealing contracts you cant never refuse.
and we'll jew out each and every gold you have
So... Shiroe can technically write in his own rules in Elder Tale now?
Doesnt this make him God of the world?
No, not really. He is incapable of doing the same feat several volumes after.
Why? What were the new circumstances?
So who dies and can't be revived again?
I didn't read the novels, but I'm gonna hazard a guess that the universe doesn't like be fucked over.
The world-class spells are a pretty rare occurence, aren't they not?
Uh oh this worries me. Who's next?
It would've made him one, but only if he has the requisite materials.
At the ending of volume 5, Nureha seduces Shiroe to join Plant Hwayden (her guild in Minami), saying she wants to enable him to do absolutely anything he wishes as she was practically offering Minami's control to him. She's offering him to unleash his potential and go all out in doing what he wants
So basically Shiroe didn't know what would happen, so he just threw his most valuable scribe materials at a piece of paper and hoped it worked?
Ever heard of the Faustian Bargain? That's essentially what Shiroe was doing. He was pretty much giving Rundelhaus immortality and power in return for Rudie's eternal loyalty.
Fortunately for Rudie, Shiroe added terms to let him quit Log Horizon without losing his adventurer status
Who is Nureha?
The ex gf that saw the dawn of the horizon with him?
Just to clarify, he didn't do it. He just simply can't.
Some of the items needed for the contract (I guess the Time Dragon's Eye needed for the ink) is from a one-time event that occurred before the Catastrophe. Well, without the GMs to give that event (which I assume is not automatically added to the game), the Time Dragon's Eye is as good as non-existent anywhere else.
No joke, he liked her and stuff but did she liked like him and stuff?
Damn, he went all out then.
If Rudy is subclassed as Adventurer, doesn't this mean that he cannot access subclasses that other adventurers can have?
The slut who took control of a city by whoring herself.
This is Nureha.
Nureha's pic is
Foxtail clan, now rules Minami through her negotiation skills as a Courtesan.
The one who "saw the dawn of the Horizon with him" is Kanami, leader of the Debauchery Tea Party and a hot-blooded girl who drags the group anywhere she pleases.
All for the sake of SCIENCE-er, exploring his capabilities.
Pretty obvious she does. If she didnt, she wouldnt let him lead tea party and he wouldnt name his new guild with her in mind.
It was stupidly high level magical paper and pen for scribes. I think a novel fag mentions that one of the materials was a unique boss drop that can't be acquired anymore.
which is why he seemed pretty pissed off during the scene
This is the best
its said that fewer than 5% of the entire player base of Elder Tale are Enchanters. Of those, a small percentage are Lv 90. And among those Lv 90, there are about 100 Enchanters who can participate in major raids. Shiroe said that since there were only a few of them, then it would be natural for them to want to know how each other plays, their equipment and skill builds, and so on. According to Nureha, she and Shiroe met before, and at that time, Shiroe praised her. And according to Nureha, she was captivated by that praise so much that she wants to get Shiroe to her side, and bring him to Minami with her. Sort of like wooing him.
>I'm not going to give the rarest items in the game to a fucking wimp.
At least dog accepted it.
>The world-class spells are a pretty rare occurence, aren't they not?
so was the giant ray of light an actual thing, or was that just the animation?
So the world itself acknowledges it was a pretty huge thing?
need rare material?
it can be...arranged.. for few bucks
Damn, I wish I had that power.
Can males be courtesan subclasses?
I mean his fucking guild doesnt even have a mage. They needed one anyway.
Did Serara end up joining log horizon too?
I don't see why not. Though it's an extension of Fox Tail that she's using.
I guess so, but no onw wants neckbeard's dicks, anon.
According to the contract he can leave the guild any time he wants to and still retain his adventurer subclass. So it's not like he's forced to stay in LH to keep from dying.
It's a pretty huge thing
The person from the large city with the king could see it.
Shiroe literally was playing god.
They aren't trapped in a game per say. It's more like the game became their reality. It's slightly different as far as the people that are "stuck" in Elder tales are physically in Elder tales and their body isn't in a comatose state.
Of course he was. He literally created an all new subclass.
But of course, after being given a second life and the dream of his lifetime, I doubt that Rundy would just leave the guild. Of course, there's also Miss Isuzu.
You do know in a video game you can make your character look like whatever you want.
He's too low level anyways
I presume he's going to get debauchery tea party back together whoever is left
I hope we get some more high level battles soon, the young'ins were pretty good but i'm missing tankfu
it's weird when hes just fanning the girl offering his d
I think the expenditure of retardedly rare magical materials is what made it a huge thing.
It would get pretty annoying if all his contracts exploded into miles-high magical light when signed.
I would be that little girl bard singing in the middle of Akiba.
If this is a level 90 contract, a level 100 should be neat.
Get to grinding Whitey.
I wonder how high would be Rudy's level if he was an Adventurer from the start and kept training hard like he did.
There is also the fact that he became friends with the other scrubs and works with the fact that none of them are really very good DPS.
So with Rudy being an adventurer now, what happens if the catastrophe is resolved and all the adventurers return to the real world? Does Rudy go back to being an NPC or will some serious shit go down and he makes it to the real world?
Was it that adventurers get a natural xp boosts, or does it kick in after sixty?
Either way NPC's cant level fast past 60 because the slow xp rate and the added danger
Shiroe might be really important later well, duh since he can level to lvl100 or so later on and probably he would be one of the few people who will be able to craft a world-class magic with the loot of the bosses that they haven't met yet.
This is the only real world now.
There haven't been hints about the "real world," so your guess is as good as mine.
He's still a people of the land, hes just getting the extra xp boost now that adventurers get
peoples memories were copied into the game, they're not stuck there they just have been logged in permanently.
Assuming that he's been adventuring for several years pre-apocalypse, that means he's been doing to for close to a year in real time. That's more than enough to hit 90. Of course, playing on permadeath mode without any parties probably puts a significant damper on exp gain
We can't say for now. The world of Theldessia is still chaotic due to the interactions between adventurer factions, so we have to go past that to find out what the fuck is going on in the world.
>logged in permanently
But that's wrong. They aren't playing a VR MMO like shit art online, they're in a world that inexplicably copies a 20 year old point and click MMO.
please don't misuse the term point and click
My mistake. I meant keyboard and mouse.
What a shit episode? That asspull was bigger than SAO. I really liked SAO. The asspull in SAO was explained perfectly but in LH it was
>If people can cook I can bend the rule of the world
SAO was better. In SAO they explained all of their shit. The action was good. Kirito doesn't need a whole army to solo low level stuff. Why do you even play a MMO if you can't solo like Kirito.
The romance in SAO actually went somewhere. They got married and have a daughter. They also have their own house and went fishing to bond. Not like LH where the fuckin romance was implied but never shown. Romance doesn't need 10 episode just to show it. It only needs 2 episodes.
The world building in SAO was also great. Especially in the second game. They explained the game once and never bring it up every episode. They only bring it up when it was required. In LH what do you know? Absolutely nothing. They explain it little by little and bring up every shit in every episode. They don't even explain how they got into the game and how to get out of it. They just say
>You are trap in a game
>Deal with it
The characters in SAO was also great. Especially Kirito. His characterization was so deep. He is a beater who knew sadness and always help people without needing a reason. All the characters like him. His sister was also a great character. She fought with her own self so she would not fall in love with her own oniichan. Finally Asuna. She went from a badass to a loving wife and mother. SAO has a lot more characterization than LH. Shiroe was just some random nerd that doesn't like being in a guild and apparently evil. Akatsuki is just a ninja body guard. Rundel haus code is just i want to be an adventurer. Isuzu is a sexist. Tohya is with his I can walk shit.
Only needs to be looked at to finish the job.
Could defeat entire armies in a single view.
I'd do it.
>not maxing every status
topkek, do you even games?
please, some drawfag get on this.
Level 90 maid can sucks dicks and leave it clean at the same time.
2/10 made me slight upset.
So will Akatsuki get ditched once superior monk waifu comes back?
I'd feel bad for Akatsuki, but any character voiced by Inoue Marina is better.
Wait has the anime covered 8 years of time?
>not playing Elder Tale
In fairness, he had no idea whether it would really work or not. Wasting resources on a random lander is one way to look at it, another is that Rundel was basically a convenient guinea pig. Considering that you need to die to see if the contract works or not, it's not like Shiroe could simply try this at his leisure.
Shiroe does not have romantic feelings for Kanami. He respects her a lot.
As someone who works with good lawyers on a regular basis let me tell you that they absolutely can.
Is Akatsuki going to lose the Shiroe-Bowl to this girl?
Ahaha no, of course not. Nureha creeps Shiroe out.
Mamare practically cemented Shiroe and Akatsuki as his OTP here on /a/
>Shiroe could simply try this at his leisure.
Who knows, maybe he's that cold if he can be convinced its for the greater good. The road to hell and all that.
But what about Minori?
Because shiroe cant handle his dick being sucked dry
Oh wow, Rudy only gained 1 level in the time Tohya earned 8 levels.
Being a Lander sucks.
>cant even beat minori
>gloomy and super jelly over minori
>probably commit sudoku when truwaifu kanami come back
>Mamare practically cemented Shiroe and Akatsuki as his OTP here on /a/
Shiroe can re-write the laws of reality.
He can goddamn well re-write the laws of marriage, to give himself permission to fuck both of his adoring little waifus.
Imouto-zoned. Shiroe has never once thought anything romantic towards her, asside from noticing that her hair smells nice when she leaned across him at the cake eating contest.
>asside from noticing that her hair smells nice
That's basically the same as him saying he wants to violate her womb with his sticky seed.
>As Shiroe thinks about this, murmurs of 'Kill yurself', 'Unforgivable lolicon', 'Die', Break your glasses' can be heard from all over the cafe.
The first half of SAO was pretty good. I know that's taboo to admit that on /a/, but most /a/non's think that. The forced second half was shit. It was like watching Deathnote, but worse.
I thought the way the spent time 'justifying' it was a bit much, but at the same time, you would have had people thinking it was BS that he could do that.
Depends on how desparate a shipper you are, I guess. And that is very desperate.
It was good up till the part where he got a secret skill, then it went to shit.
Can we please not?
Shiroe better get cracking on that morality re-write.
Sorry friend I just wanted to say something.
They fuck afterwards right?
Can they make babies in the game?
Only one way to find out.
>The first half was good
it was a gamer wet dream. Does that make it good?
It might have been for you.
It lacked support roles and only had DPS roles.
That's boring as fuck.
>But of course, after being given a second life and the dream of his lifetime, I doubt that Rundy would just leave the guild. Of course, there's also Miss Isuzu.
And Isuzu joins Log Horizon.
Actually, the whole idea of 'you are the chosen one, now thi hot babe will kiss you' was kinda wish fullfiment imo.
>world without maps
>scribes can make maps
>easily save up hundreds/thousands of hours/deaths by simply using maps
>make tons of money selling maps
etc. I can see being a scribe as being usable in this game.
That isn't really a gamer's dream. That is just a wish fulfillment.
As for rank of gamer's dream, Log>.hack>___>SAO
Who is in Log Horizon?
Thats it? They cant even form a raid party.
I don't think Log Horizon is a combat guild.
This is the current members as of the anime so far
Guardian - Naotsugu
Swashbuckler - Nyanta
Assassin - Akatsuki
Enchanter - Shiroe
Kannagi/Shaman/Miko/Exorcist - Minori
Bard - Isuzu
Sorcerer - Rundelhaus
Samurai - Tohya
>World without maps
>Scribe uses Dragons Blood Ink and Unicorn Paper to make maps
>Make the maps wrong
>The world shifts according to the shitty maps
Ban world class magic. This shit is mutually assured destruction.
that means we still have a monk, cleric, druid, and summoner to recruit
Gamers are people too. and when I said 'wet dream' i didn't mean 'the pinacle of hope' but 'masturbates to this'
(If I wanted to say 'pinacle of hope' i would just say 'dream' and not 'wet dream'. log is a dream, sao is a wet dream.)
someone takes the cleric spot later. and no, its not marielle
Tetra comes in volume 7(?), which leaves monk/druid/summoner, Which might be filled by Roe2.
wasn't Roe2 another character Shiro played/created?
She's pretty cute.
Is Tea party leader on a monk character this time?
Monk dressed as Swash buckler or Swash buckler dressed as a monk, can never remember.
She might join Log horizon if she is the monk.
Nope, he/she is part of "Nureha's" guild
She is a monk because of her going to Europe.
She couldn't log to the Jap server, so new account in europe
Wut? Shouldnt /w be global?
I know she is in Europe heading to Japan.
If she ever arrives she might join Log Horizon, its just she always makes her class look like another one.
>It lacked support roles and only had DPS roles.
>That's boring as fuck.
It didn't have the Trinity, but it did have different roles. Some people focused on spears for the longer range, some made classic tanks. Some were dodgetanks. Some focused on extreme burst damage. Some were crafters first and fighters second. It depends on gear choices, skill choices, how one allocates their stats, which types of weapon upgrade enchantments one invests in. More like Ultima Online or Dark Souls than Everquest or WoW.
I actually prefer SAO than Elder Tale. Magic is cool and all but close combat with or without weapon is the best. Especially with a virtual reality game.
isnt isuzu a member of crescent moon alliance?
did she leave and join log hori to be with her dog?
Well how many games actually allow for cross server communication? GW2 and WoW with its real friend stuff are the only ones I can think of.
And Shiroe might not have had Monktits Euro character on his friends list.
>did she leave and join log hori to be with her dog?
>Nope, he/she is part of "Nureha's" guild
Tetra was from Nureha's city, but a different guild, and joins Log Horizon later.
>or Dark Souls
Say that to my cleric builds
I fail to see how the guy is baiting.
Melee combat is satisfying.
>>or Dark Souls
>Say that to my cleric builds
Bah, you know what I meant; no rigidly defined classes.
>A Souls Series based anime
I just see everyone go hollow and get invaded by Giant Dads
>Create a character
>Has different stats for each class
Okay buddy, say that to my deprived and knight
Nothing can top playing the Magic DPS class in any MMO and getting a critical hit on an enemy player with the strongest nuke in the game.
God damn son.
There's already one, its called Casshern Sins
Yep, she's an adventurer of her own.
Stop being a bitch and play differently.
I have a pure faith class, two different melee builds one tank one great sword.
You can change the skill points on it.
Or buffing friends into monsters and debuffing enemies into mice
Or just blasting AOE
By not being like SAO? okay
Nah, those are just fun.
AoE is only fun if you get as many simultaneous kills as the aoe cap allows.
Those are fun but not awesome. Melee combat done right is awesome.
>Dark souls SOL anime
MC is a knight from carim
>His late for the first bell and runs towards undead burg with an estus flask in his mouth
>He bumps into a mysterious girl and fails to poise break her which leaves him confused
>Finnaly reaching burg his greeted by his sun otaku friend solaire and the tsundere mildred
>They all get to class getting greeted by Andre the PE teacher who keeps dribbling a basketball no matter what his doing his dribbling
>Channeler-san tells everyone that well be having a new student today and to MCs suprise its the girl he hit earlier
>Her name is Seeyu
why would you want to do that
I would watch it for Priscilla and Gwyndolin.
I want to stick my dick in tetra'stiny hat
>flat as a cliff
she knows what he likes
Little boys shouldent be dressing like that
You could not be more wrong.
> Closed Beta soon in KR
> We are planning to prepare International Testable Version for Tree of Savior after this Focus Group Test, and We will let everyone know as soon as we have related news.
So what volume is the anime currently on? And did it skip enough stuff to warrant reading the novel from the beginning?
Level 90 maid can terraform.
They can literally change the world rules.
They just finished volume 4 in the anime. And it follows the novels pretty faithfully.
I want to fuck lenessia so bad
I guess I'll take the chance and start from volume 5 now, thanks.
Well there's still the final chapter of volume 4 left, which covers the ball and why Rundelhaus wanted to be an adventurer. So you might want to read that as well.
Alright, on it.
next episode, romance advancement?
Truly a terrifying overskill...
We King Gainer now?
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGU KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGU KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGU GEEEEEEINAAAAAAAAAAA MATARUUUUUUUUU OBAAMAAAAAAAAAAN KIIIINGU GEEINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>dat silly dance
>lvl 90 maid
> new spell unlocked "ETHNIC CLEANSING"
I bet he's pretty mad he had to use his legendary shit to save some noob.
Dude, he made him sign a contract to work in his shoe factory in the African server, He is going to work as a slave in order to pay that legendary shit.
Don´t underestimate Jewroe. He will only lend you his nice things if you end up forced to work as his henchman out of gratitude. Just like at Akatsuki.
He's probably more relieved that it worked. Even with all the theorycraft and precautions used it could have just ended up a total flop.
And exploded with so much force that it disintegrated everyone in a 40 m radius.
is log horizon any good?
>it didn´t worked
>Rundelhaus ended up as some kind of undead abomination unable to even move by itself and cursed with the adventurer´s immortality
Try to look at the thread and find out yourself.
That shit is a million times worse than undead Sayaka.
World expansion in the literal sense. Game restrictions disappearing (non-cooks becoming able to make simple food). More overskills, an example of which is being able to forcefully activate out of combat only skills like stealth during combat.
Probably the second oddest anime opening. For those keeping score at home this is the weirdest:
I'd say NSFW but what are you doing on /a/ at work?
They have a daughter
Why am I not surprised?
>Level 90 maid skill
>all armor becomes meido outfits
fight the meido, fight the people.
if that happens rudy might become raid boss lvl
He would be a raid boss lvl vegetal
Oh shit, post of the fucking day.
>Make the ultimate lander sacrifice that adventurers are to pussy to make
>made a mockery of my sacrifice by raising me back as a zombie
Being rundelhouse is suffering.
That noob is more courageous and ambitious than anyone else in the series. Not to mention he's a noble so he could be useful in diplomatic relations.
But he didnt want to die, he wanted to be an adventurer
Living the dream.
I want to marry Al Sashimi.
did devil shiroe tell him that by giving him his soul inexchange for immortality has the side effect of losing your memory?
Only if he is a faggot and dies again.
Only faggots and Krusty die more than once after the Apocalypse.
What a terrible price to pay for immortality, immense power and friends/a waifu.
Living the fucking dream.
Crusty would be a better MC. Not this hack.
Back when it was a game Rudie was the NPC for a quest called "The Boy Who Wants to be an Adventurer"
Also, for a devil, Shiroe sure heaps on the pros for very few cons
>not dictator shiroe
I bet he likes to belly dance for other boys
The devil never tells you that he got the better half of the bargain.
What the fuck did you say about me punk?
Crusty is just a pawn in Shiroe's NWO.
He's also a fucking dork.
Crusty is just some GM nigga. Shiroe is running this shit.
I decide who enters the guild hall
I decide who can gain access to his own guild bank
I decide where and how you should fight gobbos
I decide who lives and dies and if I decide that it's not time for you to die, I'm bringing you back to life whether you like it or not
I decide who knows whatever goes on in the world
I decide everything
Also full rim glasses > half rim faggot glasses
Now would you like to sign a contract crusty?
Okay well lets see what the contract says
>EXP growth is now the same as Adventurers
>Can now rise to the level that only Ancients could reach before
>Detailed stat screens
>Will grow to resist pain and exhaustion more as he levels up
>A qt freckled bard who likes petplay
What Shiroe got:
>Two more scrubs for his guild
>Evidence that he can beat reality with his dick
What Shiroe got:
>reality warping powers
Fixed that for you.
>Evidence that he can beat reality with his dick
I think this is probably worth it.
>be immortal and slowly lose memory of everything you hold dear.
>not a terrible price
>but muh powah
>but muh waifus
He had already had them (and so does every other scribe). Now he knows it.
Only if you die. Thats the key piece of the puzzle here. You only lose memories if you die
>scrub telling others to git gud
sounds about right.
You lose very few memories each time you die, and you only die if you fight in the first place (which Rudy admittedly will). It's an enormously good deal. Much better than him just dying a scrub who never accomplished his dream.
What Jewroe got
>another stupid goyim who signed a contract without even looking at it and his waifu/owner
The point is that he got what he wanted:
>The chance to become an adventurer
>The ability to continue helping those in need
>I'd raise an army of scribes
>giving others power
do you even jew
>Evidence that he can beat reality with his dick
We chim now?
He's still young, but he's getting there.
ntr in my family friendly anime?
He would make others into jews like himself with a contract. Then they would also make more jews to work for them and eventually he'd turn the world into jews with him at the top.
If Vivec is so great then how come I dented his skull with my fists?
I like how Shouya is just there, looking at Shiroe as his sister tries to hit on him.
Vivec allowed you to do it as part of a higher plan your little mind can´t comprehend
Living the dream.
If his plan was for me to glitch my stats to Broly levels and become a living god, maybe.
Shouya's just looking up at the sky since he's pooped from the intense battle.
Just imagine it, you're just having a nice walk in the park and suddenly, a blinding light illuminates the night sky.
He isn´t too far from Shiroe to not hear what he is talking about.
So what happens if you give an Adventurer the Adventurer sub-class.
>4x the xp gain of a regular adventurer
>level cap is 2000
>If you die, you respawn at the cathedral twice, creating a clone of you, memories, gear, and all
You waste an expensive contract, nothing happens and the adventurer has to waste money in order to get a new subclass.
He was asleep. Also he knows Minori wants the ShiroD and he doesn't care.
Shit, should be 200 level cap.
They admin nao
>creating a clone of you
Now neither of us will be virgins!
It's not exactly reality warping if it still obeys the laws of the system. The contract wouldn't have worked without the Mana Channeling(being able to infuse Rudy with MP/soul) or the one-of-a-kind materials or if he tried to sneak in a provision that the system can't grant.
The mana channeling had nothing to do with the success, it was just a pre-caution to try and get the best conditions for the contract signing.
Honestly, no adventurer should be a virgin in Elder Tale unless they want to be. There would be lander girls lining up around blocks begging to be your wife/mistress.
>you will never live in an mmo and go on quests for your guild where you can practice magic and kill goblins and wolves
I wonder if medieval times were this fun
Finally got around to watching episode 20. I was surprised they passed off the revival essence as just a simple revival essence. That shit was the essence of hades, a rare drop from an old and difficult raid.
Well replace goblins with Jews and wolves with Muslims and its exactly the same
They were "fun" in the sense that you were busy struggling to survive day-to-day and had no luxury of boredom.
And had to worry about plagues.
>you will never live in the castle and live off fine wine and ham while laughing at the peasants
Medieval times were great as long as you don't mind starvation, plagues, and religious oppression.
Please spread this myth more, schlomo
How is it nothing to do with it when you just said they did it to improve the chances of success? You didn't think the Spirit theory was merely for the adventurers lose memory thing right? There needed to be enough soul for the contract to work or the system can't rebuild Rudy.
>you will never be brutally killed and have your remains paraded around by the revolting peasant force
Again, is a contract, is something two parties must agree to take effect. You can't just write new rules on a paper and become god. Changing clases thanks to a contract is possible, it is just like saying if you are a citizen in one country or another, or you have some rights some other people don't have due to your condition or whatever you agree on the contract.
Jewroe was already wasting so many expensive and rare shit that him not trying to explain how many millions of shekels all that shit was worth was the most reasonable thing.
Rundelhaus is getting the bill soon anyway.
>Level 90 maid
>he thinks the soldiery will side with him rather than the common masses
The drawbridge won't help when your own guards are trying to kill you.
With the explanation of the fairy king's paper and the ink made from a time dragon's eye, you'd think they would have at least named dropped "Revival Essence of Hades" and let people figure out it was rare shit on their own.
Oh well. The next few episodes are probably going to be pretty boring. We'll get some Soujiro harem date hijinks though. And then a cliffhanger with Nureha.
I wonder if they'll sneak in overskills and the world expanding into the end as well.
>he thinks a new king will make the country better than I did
kill me if you must, the power is yours.
Don't you mean Shiroe harem hijinks?
>tfw no Henrietta harem hijinks in the anime
are you guys still enjoying watching your neets and cripples playing out their super hero fantasies?
Does anyone have a link to the orignal source for this?
must feel great self inserting huh
>Soujirou harem date hijinks
No, please. Anything but Soujirou. I hate the fucking guy.
>in any circumstances
Nah, never saw the point.
would you like to get into a femdom relationship with miss isuzu?
Maybe with Misa
Go away Marche this is not your videogame
Can make you feel like you cummed inside her by just having you look at her.
By Lvl99 she's the living embodiment of all possible fetishes.
What if Krusty is Marche, he really misses his cat
You and most of akiba
He just releases that anger on the battlefield
I wonder if he learns to master being Berserk, could he go full Hulk and even get mad at space?
Adventurer is just a legal term, so a simple contract can make someone a Guild Member and Adventurer so a "normal world logic" doesn't get broken.
Then on "hardware level" - him being a Scribe and using top ingredients also makes the inner workings of DATABASE to process the request and give Rud actual abilities of adventurer.
I'm not a neet or a cripple, but you can still self-insert living as gods in a fantasy world
I'm not sure why you even imply this is not a normal thing to do.
And if you're not a nerd or a geek, then what the fuck are you doing here in the first place
>Kill one, fuck one, marry one
Scene where Akatsuki bitches incessantly that pets are broken where?
>kill loli ninja
>marry loli miko
>eat all of them in a fatalpulse doujin
Kill all of them
Go with Nazuna
How does the Gambler subclass work?
You start rolling for every action like a /tg/ game with hilarious results when it crits or fumbles.
You will never get trapped in the body of your 120cm tall female MMO character
Well, when you consider it, there's 12 classes in ET, so the technical average is about 8%. And Assassins, Guardians, and Samurai probably add up to 50%, so the average for the other 9 classes is probably 5.5%. So <5% isn't that few, all things considered.
TERA is bad videogame!
I wonder what the Time Dragon's Eye was originally supposed to be used for.
I mean, the Fairy King's Paper is probably the standard ingredient for level 3 skill scrolls, but I can't imagine what recipe would use a one time ink drop.
>tfw I miss my dark elve female lancer
It felt good being a tank
But if you kill one, she'll just respawn and be really sad
how about Mamare Introduces an Assassin Scribe?
PK Shit ninja
Oh /a/... thanks for the chuckle
>Back when it was a game Rudie was the NPC for a quest called "The Boy Who Wants to be an Adventurer"
Please provide source for this.
Don't they just lose memories of the time before the Apocalypse when they die? And even then it's only a bit and takes 10-20 deaths for you to notice really. That was the impression I got from the LN anyways, but it's been awhile.
It might never have been intended to be a one time drop. A lot of MMOs have limited time events that get repeated whenever the company feels the need to spice things up. The company that develops Elder Tale might have intended to bring back the Time Dragon someday, but now everyone's living in the database.
isn't this due to making contract is his overskill as a scribe?
Serara is 100% perfect breeding and mother materiel.
Try being an adventurer in the medieval era, and this is what happens:
>You get accused of being a brigand since you don't serve any feudal master
>You get accused to be a heretic so the church can rob you
>You have to bow your ass to some priest and have to pay him off to avoid persecution
The only way you could live a semi-free life is as a mercenary or if you moved to China who had a much more advanced civil society at the time (noone cared about you as long as you didn't break any laws of which most made sence)
Maybe I'm just getting old, but characters like Serara or Wendy Marvel make me think daughter material, not wife or mother. They have to be at least as physically developed as Minori before my mind starts accepting them as women.
Yes, but not that many. Krusty noticed after two deaths because he could no longer remember what his cat was named or what it looked like, but he still remembered he had a cat
>Kill all of them to save Naureha
So when he woke up, he said that Adventurer was his subclass. So does that mean people of the land are never going to be able to be adventures AND engineers/scribes/etc?
If they can't be scribes, they cannot run their own guild without outside help. So they can't form their own guilds without that same help.
This game is racist.
Fuk xp leech
Marry RP enthusiast
that's what you get for signing a contract with a jew
I'm now imagining some noble saying "Shiroe doesn't care about landers!"
Is Shiroe Hitler?
Serara seems like she's 8, you're confusing getting old for not being a pedophile.
he probably keeps tabs on everyone who witnessed the contract signing
No, Hitler was actually not a very sound military commander, while Shiroe shows real aptitude. I would say he's more like Alaxander. He's conquering the known works through both military force, guile and diplomacy.
I'd swear I remember Krusty saying he had a crazy good memory and that was the only reason he noticed. I meant 10-20 before regular people noticed something was up. It's late so I might not be making sense, fuck I need to sleep.
ya know what I wanna see?
an assassin in the europian server falling from a great height into a bale of hey and still taking fall damage
You're not remembering wrong.
Did Alexander die to disease or poison?
malaria + he was a sifilis ridden drunk
Oh that Shiro, he's encouragable
This is why you don't bang ninjas.
Did you mean incorrigible?
You double baka.
I'll be the first to say this "scribe" ability is broken if we're trying to think of this series in a non-merrysue sense, but it can be rationalized to an extent. The ability simply changed the status of an NPC into an Adventurer.. aside from being able to use Adventurer caliber abilities, that's all this really is. If indeed the 'real people' are stuck inside the game, with their physical bodies still outside of the game, they can possibly one day return to them.. however this guy can't, simply because he doesn't have a body to return to.
Unless they're going to do something completely bullshit and pull a 'Tron', where the entire body was digitized and transferred into the system, and can be likewise transferred out of the system, just so these NPC made Adventurers can come into our world like we went into theirs.. the guy is no more than a broken game mechanic.
I don't know if there's a manga of this, and have no desire to know, if there is, what's going to happen.. but those are my two cents.
You only bang loli ninja's
Just like my Japanese Animes!
>What is an overskill
>I don't know if there's a manga of this
Is this pasta?
That is in no way pasta, the fuck are you talking about.
>This entire thread
Glad that /pol/ raided this thread. Got a few good laughs, thanks.
Anyway, just read the thread.
Do they equip gear through a menu or do they just put it on? Do level, stat and class requirements still limit what they can wear?
/pol/ raided this thread?
Rudy then becomes a Knight of Izumo.
Will Renessia-sama become an adventurer too?
I don't want her to disappear
Level 90 swashbuckler
Level 90 sigilmaker
While using a single handed fighting style with a rapier class weapon of sufficient quality (must be at least a top quality level 90 crafted rapier, or phantasmal class drop of level 86 or above) can carve the letter "Z" into any person or object. Applying this "sigil" to an object emits a sphere of justice repelling all who are unjust or evil. Applying the same sigil to a person either adventurer or lander causes them to cast aside any unjust ways they may have. Should an individual's evil tendencies outstrip the base power of the sigil, it explodes dealing critical damage.
There seems like there is more bait for the SFWs than usual.
But then again, I haven't really gotten time to look into the LH threads and am easily amused.
Alexander was know as better as a military leader than a nation builder. His empire collapsed after he died, he was just good in battles.
Are you gay or something?
Is it saturday yet?
It's not his fault that he died so early
he didn't really do any nation building either, he just wanted to chase some persian boypussy around the Mediterranean and conquer cities along the way.
Why almost anyone who are low levels look like kids while the 90's are more mature?
Because its correct that most who can afford high end gears are older.
it's the same in mmo nowadays
max level are lootwhote/larp manchildren
underage players either quit when they hit max level or are leveling scrubs
Not that anon, but:
>Not being a paedophile insisting he's only into loli
>People exist with different tastes beside you (shit taste, of course)
>Being into non-existing tits, which are more likely to be associated with little boys
Yeah. At least accept that you've got shit taste for not picking Minori.
What is it like to have Miss Isuzu's budding breasts pressed against your back?
Eh, he knows she's got no fucking game.
Kill Serarara for being an abhuman-loving heretic.
Fuck Minori because why not.
Marry Akatsuki because you will find no more loyal wife.
At least he has the exp boost now.
>tfw can't hold pen to write properly, much less have any sensation on my zombified back
If someone offered me immortality for basically nothing I would feel like a total shitbag for ditching their guild.
Because Elder Tales is a 20 year old MMO
are there similar drawings with minori?
>sign a contract with a jew
>get something for basically nothing
yes good goyim, enter into a contract with me, you'll get all the benefits!
When will isuzu and rudy fuck?
Isuzu is and old woman. She's being grandmotherly.
Isuzu has helped me discover that wearing shorts over spats is a fetish I have.
What are they doing?
>She will never Hold your pen.
Hold me /a/
Posing in various lewd outfits
>Lvl 90 maid
>can now do the dreadful moe moe kyun beam
why isn't there a version of this with cleaned line?
THE CLEANING NEVER ENDS.
Dunno, artist does it that way I guess
well then somebody has to clean that shit up so that I can fap
Get to work then.
So are we done with this minori shit now? I'm sick of following these scrubs around.
Somebody get this to Mamare. This needs to be an overskill.
Now we get festival fun with Shiroe going on dates with Minori and Akatsuki and being hated by everyone. Also political espionage.
what i get from this eps is that we can make a contract with people of the land..
but your subclass lvl makes more chance to do anything (just like lvl 90 chef, and another subclasses)
i see no unlogic with this case..
>Inctis (formerly Kuina) is a Female Elf in Elder Tale and a former member of the now-disbanded Debauchery Tea Party. Currently, she is a member of Plant Hwyaden.
>During her time in Debauchery Tea Party, she wore a maid-like outfit with a secretary straight skirt and glasses. She used countless silver knives as weapons.
>Sub class: Elder Maid
I want Alakshmi to be voiced by Wakamoto.
I'll just leave this here.
Imagine him singing Database
>Blood is pumping around his body
>The only real problem aside from losing his mana is that he's unconscious
Why the fuck is he blue? You can't even put it down to the zombie thing, because he was blue before it was used.
Just because blood is pumping enough to support basic life functions doesn't mean it's pumping enough to give him a healthy hue, or even muscle control and adequate feeling to hold a pen.
Also being a lander he's probably in quite a bit more pain than an adventurer would be with his injuries.
Sign this contract and become a magical adventurer!
Now I want to cut out Rieze's silhouette out of every frame and make a perfect loop of this gif.
I prefer being a high level that looks like a kid.
Another webnovel sidestory?
What horror is this, that is shaped like a man, yet so warped that it's form no longer bears true resemblance?!
Henrietta would be mad
why does it look like there's a pee hole on his frenulum?
Hahaha wonder if japan would make a doujin about him.
Just you wait
Does WOWOW have a reputation for that sort of thing? Because I don't think I ever seen *that* sort of thing before.
So is nureha likely to show up in the anime before the season ends?
And is it wrong that I mostly want it to happen for the potential doujins?
>I never knew that dicks are so amazing
Shiroe gave the authority over the guild hall away though.
And who do you think controls it now?
You mean Rudy's going to lose his memories of the old world?!
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
So... Genius monsters?
I still think ponponpon is his best.
>akatsuki, take care of my balls.
>never seen on screen again
>Not very melon
Hint: Crusty is often the spokesman of the round table.
Is it okay if I pick up the novels at volume 5 skipping the other 4?
they take like, 2 minutes to read
You could, but then you might miss that crucial thing
Sure if you wanna be a cunt
Fuck Akatsuki to piss off Shiroe
marry Minori and have her be my strategist/barrier expert
>You will never get beer with Wakamoto.
You got the other pages with illustrations?
Shiroe didn't tell the adventurers about the chance of losing their memories from death before they set out to fight the goblins
Go fuck yourself Shiroe, you evil motherfucker. I'd stab you in your brain as many times as it took to turn you into a drooling retard with the only memory left being me tearing out your eyeballs with my teeth
Please continue to suck the dick of the Log Horizon Jew
>I'd stab you in your brain as many times as it took to turn you into a drooling retard with the only memory left being me tearing out your eyeballs with my teeth
Saved for future use.
Akatsuki needs her own glasses.
Also she needs to assassinate /pol/
You can have support/heal specs without having defined classes.
SAO only had tanks and dps.
Why don't they just write down their real world lives on paper and then they wouldn't have to worry about dying?
Because its ok to lie, manipulate and withhold the truth in order to trick being into killing and dying for you as long as you... what? Have a cute accomplice?
Akatsuki spinoff when?
Because what you can actively recall and recount is only a fraction of your memories.
Most of your memories you won't "remember" until something sparks that memory, reminds you of something, or you are prompted/required to recall.
But all those memories still contribute, subconsciously, to who you are.
For example, you can read about Shiroe and his friends in Log Horizon but you can't actually "remember" being Shiroe, can you? He is still a different person to you
When she grows some tits
Fair enough. So someone might actually become an entirely different person if they died enough times? Sounds fucking rough.
>not liking DFC
Honestly, people these days
Sounds like MC of the century.
game is 20 years old
high levels are vets who came back just to try expansion
low levels are clueless little shits doing babbys first mmo
Definitely. They'd still be similar, as they have the same genetics, but the Crusty who remembers his cat and the Crusty who doesn't are not the same people.
I'm just jerking your chain, she is best girl
> the Crusty who remembers his cat and the Crusty who doesn't are not the same people
You are blowing my mind here anon. I suddenly get why they were so worried about dying.
Well, its true that the difference is only slight. Its just like if you had a black out night drinking and forgot the evening - nobody would accuse you of being an evil clone replacement.
But the more they die the more memories they loose. Which is why Shiroe is a son of a bitch neo-Hitler
It's the same for all of us. We yesterday different from we today since we got new memories.
If it makes you feel any better, the scene in between Akatsuki and Shiroe's death and resurrection in Vol6 says that it isn't that death causes you to lose memories, it's that you choose to surrender some of your memories for the chance to live again after you die. It isn't involuntary.
But then...wouldn't people know this all ready? Or will this be another 'I'm the MC, so I'm first to notice' moments?
No they just also lose the memory of their death on the Moon.
He has an innate advantage because he was the one behind the recipe trick after nyanta discovered it. Same thing happens in real life all the time. Just because people know facts doesn't mean they can use it. In academia, the first person to figure out a thing is basically guaranteed 3-4 different papers based on the thing because nobody else will have the time to understand that thing as well as the originator before he posts up his next paper.
The moon you say.
What Chapter/book is the anime up to?
Nah, he died of grief.
When she grows tits danmit
I'm sire there's a contract for that.
So what's the most broken class in Elder Tale? There's always one. Is it Berserker?
I'd say Monk if 1v1'd
Shit meant to quote >>102192373
Berserker's a subclass.
Grief of his homolover?
Yeah, that's SO MUCH BETTER.
It might be a spoiler for when Serara saves the world.
>If it tell you to wait, you wait.
Miss Isuzu might turn out to be a pretty solid raid leader if / when she learns to consider all of her subordinates as her dogs.
How did Shiroe even die? What was he doing?
>"OH I SURE WONDER IF NYANTA-SAN WOULD LIKE THIS"
Can't wait for mame femdom mangos.
Just putting you people in perspecitve
Akatsuki = 20
Serara = 16-17
Minori = 14
Even though Serara seems a lot younger than that, she and Isuzu are in Highschool.
Who knows, all we know is that mind of the people playing Elder Tale is now in their characters.
It's a secret.
D.D.D Diaries is a web novel published in the same webpage as Log Horizon. It's a side-story fanfic, but a lot of elements from it has been made canon already (like Misa's "good job card")
It was designed to be a real fantasy world, but without magic, for whatever reason.
Nah, it was just a proof of concept for him.
>not paying for the resurrection with the memory of your last breakfast
It's like you don't even try to jew the system.
I'm surprised how popular Nyanta is. Also volume 7 translation when?
>not choosing to lose the memory of some embarassing / traumatic event
Are YOU even trying to jew the system? You can actually profit from that shit.
>like Misa's "good job card"
What's the story behind that one anyways.
#12 with 116 votes. Higher than Maryele (14) and Serara (27 ;_;) at least.
Using her experience as a kindergarden teacher, she hands out these cards to members who performed well in raids.
She draws either herself, Lieze, or another of the three female officers of D.D.D on the card, corresponding to the member's team.
The female team leader who is drawn on the card will personally hand these to the comrade.
You know, it's like those stickers you get at your office when you've done exceptionally well, stick on your company provided thingy to show how much of a badass you are in the office? Dunno about you but my job has those.
Why bother, maybe someone who was there with you is gonna bring it up and it'll be really embarrassing if you know nothing about it
>She draws either herself, Lieze, or another of the three female officers of D.D.D on the card
I must collect all 5
So, like a trophy of some sort with your waifu on it?
I'd fucking murder somebody if my job did something like that. Jesus.
> unemotive, stoic character is a kindergarten teacher
> this also implies cake status
Holy shit, best girl.
>control guild members with the distribution of banana stickers
pure fucking genius
~70% of raiders are whiny spoiled children.
Yea, but you can always blame dying for the memory loss. I don't see why somebody wouldn't want to forget something shitty and unimportant instead of just something unimportant when given the chance. Gotta rip off that Grim Reaper when he gives you the chance.
It would work for me at least, I'd try my hardest to get that card
so does death provide a chance that they might actually forget their real gender?
you got me wrong bud I'm not complaining
I'm sure if I was rewarded with banana stickers for doing shit irl I'd be happy as a pig in shit
When you die, you go to the moon and can choose what you want to forget.
My Japanese teacher used to sign checked homework / tests with various Good Job stamps. I swear she had like 20+ different ones. Shit was hella cute. Christmas Cakes are the best.
>tumblr guild on LA server
>full of transniggers and furry lolikins
>they all start killing themselves en masse to forget that they were anything but a toddler trapped in a lizards body trapped in a mans body
What does the moon have to do with all that psyche and anima stuff?
Sorry, I worded it confusing.
I mean, one of the three female officers including Mis and Lieze. The third one hasn't been revealed, she's only referred to as the "Black miko". (presumably a kannagi who dress in all black?)
They are the "Three feathers of DDD", officers who leads DDD and takes order from Krusty
Not much. People say that the moon is the test server but its where one respawns after death. You can trade hair for a ticket back
Would still collect
Is there any option to make them unlootable/tradeable?
Like I know high level raid drops bind to the first player to pick them up.
I don't want to lose them if I ever die.
Bank them? Hang them on some sort of trophy wall in your room? Alternatively swear undying vengeance against the motherfucker who took the card from you and hunt him down to the end of the world if needed be.
it's probably "equippable" as an accessory or something
I got these things in kindergarten and grade school.
Psychology man, Misa knows it.
That's not how an adventurer thinks
>three female officers
One for each of Krusty's Ds
I thought the third one stepped down her position after the Apocalypse?
I'm more a RodLabs kinda guy.
Honestly if I was stuck in the game with them i wouldn't be able to settle in one place. I'd spend time at RodLabs, training with DDD, drinking with Soujiro, cooking with Nyanta, working on ideas to improve Akiba with Shiroe/Henrietta, travelling to places beyond Akiba.
I'd probably have to set up a schedule and rotate amongst them periodically.
I'd probably be a Samurai tank guy
The only thing I'd do as a normalfag in Elder Tale would be make a small shop or something if I chose chef