I would give those monkeys a banana, if you know what I mean.
They'd like me once they get to know me.
I'd snu snu with them.
P-please teach me how to fly ;_;
>implying they wouldn't just rip your dick off for talking to them
They can die out.
[spoilers]That's my fetish[/spoiler:lit]
We're obviously assuming Earth fell to Saiyans and we're slaves.
What are you doing
I'd show them what cool stuff we have on earth. Like ice creams and stuff. I'd stimulate their curiosity.
>what are you doing
Having good taste.
Please stop abusing spoilers, anon.
>Earth fell to Saiyans and we're slaves.
That is my fetish.
sasuga taste. The one in the right looks white enough
Google is not giving me a source.
I just forgot the s give me a break Daughteru!
Was DBZ pro-multiculturalism? The purer Saiyans were weak and arrogant and the strongest ones were the diluted half or quarter breeds.
DBZ would have been vastly improved if Vegeta and Nappa had been ladies. Ladies with less stupid hair, of course.
Sauce is Plague of Gripes.
One too many, actually.
they would literally break your dick off
I'm retarded, I haven't had a reason to use them, since I usually don't talk about plot events that people haven't seen already
I wonder if they just sent all women off planet during that time of the month so they could still have a livable planet.
Hey, Vegeta can get red hair for at least one episode.
>approach them with ice creams
>Sup! Wanna try some?
>hand them ice creams
>observe them curiously
You tell me what happened next.
That would imply their menstrual cycles are synchronized.
Well, check >this out.
Well, it wouldn't surprise me that they have a heat cycle.
One >more time.
Please work I dont want to delete my comment in shame
Well, not synchronized. Male sayian start observing their team-mates symptoms of a period, fills out a form or some shit and the woman is sent away until she chills the hell out.
no no, you start with this
>Saiyans can breed with humans
>I'm sorry, what?
>implying they aren't sent on the most dangerous solo missions because they are a lethal weapon when on the rag.
They think it's some sort of weapon and proceed to battle one another for the right to procure more from you.
Shit what did I even try to do?
i see that was not enough, time turn it up a notch
>implying they're not sent to enemy planets
What happens when you grab her tail during sex?
How about NO?
>Oozaru shark week.
>A constant, literal waterfall of period blood and discarded tissue raining down on alien cities under the light of a full moon
>children staring up into the sky, pointing screaming
she'll lift her butt in the air like a cat.
Uhhhh... where are the doujins OP?
Are you forgetting about the savior of the universe?
Damn, if i was Freiza i'd be scared of Saiyan pussy too.
>"Lol! Chill out ladies, that's just food, no power levels involved, I'll get some more, brb"
>get more ice cream
>show them how to consume the lewd way
>watch them consume the lewd way...
what happens next?
If humans can't even breed with monkeys which have 99% genetic similarity, how can they breed with fucking aliens?
>I'd stimulate their curiosity
With a well induced aphrodisiac.
You better stick with Human 2D female if you know what's good for you.
Well, you also have stuff for the other side.
>Humanoids with monkey tails and black hair/eyes turn blond, blue eyed and tailless when going super
I wouldn't risk with their saiyan organism, what if they'd get poisoned and mad?
Ask every fantasy or science fiction writer that has ever lived.
Convergent... ovulation. Something.
The point is, exotic breeding is hot. It appeals to our ancient desire to spread our genes around to other tribes to increase our chances of our children being more successful.
Wait, they lose their tail?
The equivalent here, is humans breeding with neanderthals, except the neanderthals are aliens.
Well, no. But Toriyama had the tendency to forget about tails. Sometimes they grow back, sometimes they don't. Sometimes kids seem to be born without them entirely. But no one has ever been shown to turn into a Super while also having a tail.
Wait, where's Broly's tail?
They have tails, their digestive systems are ridiculously different from any simians on Earth, their skeletal-muscle structure is unlike anything on Earth.
So, it's nothing like neaderthals. It's more like if humans tried to breed with fucking ants.
the long haired one flies away in search of better sport, since because there is no battle, there is no fun, and thus became bored The short haired one stays, but only on the condition that you must feed her daily allotments of 'freezy goo' to keep from wiping your pathetic planet from our solar system, and totally not because of some other reason, b-baka.
If we get another Bardock movie it'll certainly turn out that somehow Saiyans and Humans are the same species!
But Vegeta's brother fucked that turnip, so maybe Akira just doesn't care.
Wrapped around his dick.
Maybe Saiyan semen is something really special.
Besides, it's not like it's impossible that there's some sort of alien race that are as different to us as black people are to white people.
Extremely unlikely, yes, but not impossible.
>But Vegeta's brother fucked that turnip
That's not canon.
autist pls go
His design doesn't have one. Should it? Yeah. Did they bother? Nope. Was it explained? Double nope.
Clamps down so hard you lose your dick.
Adults can't grow them back, children can, which is why Gohan regrew his a few times.
They are kept as long as they aren't removed for whatever reason.
As a hybrid, shouldn't Gohan have been sterile?
Except in GT
Also, Broly's was probably cut off when the king tried to assassinate him.
Not all hybrids are sterile.
Not all hybrids are sterile, actually. Many new species get created via species crossbreeding, although it's not common.
Odd that you'd question that much when an alien species somehow looks just like humans with a tail and can produce children with us very easily.
MULTIPLE 2 NEGATIVES AND YOU GET A POSITIVE
We ARE the epitome of badass in the universe. Get over it bitches.
>Odd that you'd question that much when an alien species somehow looks just like humans with a tail and can produce children with us very easily.
This, it's already completely absurd that any alien species would look even remotely human. Everyone gives that a pass implicitly, so any grounds to be upset when the question of interbreeding comes up are forfeited.
We don't really know how possible it is,since don't really know how common intelligent life is in the universe, and we don't know how different intelligent life can be. Even though its extremely selfish and ridiculous to think this, it is a possibility that all intelligent life in the universe are humans or at one point were humans.
If Piccolo produced another egg, would it be a kid Piccolo or the child of Piccolo and Nail?
I always like to imagine that at some point in the future, humans and saiyans have become one species, and some of them go back in time and become the first saiyans. They diverge again, then are killed off and reunite with humanity.
>it is a possibility that all intelligent life in the universe are humans or at one point were humans.
Brought to you by M. Night. Shamalamamalaldingdong
Identity doesn't seem to mean much to Namekians. They seem to be able to fuse together or split apart fairly easily, even with total strangers. Plus Piccolo made a bunch of demon babies, so they apparently can make whatever the fuck they want.
Especially when the writer doesn't care.
>Sure, as long as you don't destroy my planet, want to check some other cool stuff too?
>take her to the zoo
>show her monkeys
Anyone else find the idea of a monkey girl really hot even though it shouldn't be?
Does Piccolo even have a dick?
They do have a pussy. It's their mouth.
>They seem to be able to fuse together or split apart fairly easily, even with total strangers.
He has two of them.
Have you not looked at the top of his head?
>Green and purple vegeta fucking
So Piccolodick shouldn't make sense?
>split apart fairly easily
Fucking no they can't.
Nameless Namekian was the only one who was able to so that and he was the most powerful being in the universe.
You deserve to die anyway.
Technically if you lived in the DBZ world you'd have the potential to be stronger than the average saiyan. I'm pretty sure the main human cast is stronger than every saiyan that wasn't a good guy.
>Hng! How can a mere human be so strong!
I was taking a shower the other day and as most people do got into some pretty deep thought, and in a brief moment of awareness I realized the absolute absurdity of the chemical process we call "life" and understood with perfect clarity that the process to reach our level of complexity is so insanely improbable that surely our planet must be the only one in existence on which such a thing occurred, and the only way life will begin to exist among the stars is if we finally find a way to leave and spread out among the galaxy, and perhaps, millions of years later, beyond. Then the insight drifted away and I was left with only the vague remainder of the thought and its absoluteness.
Deserve or not, Saiyans aren't the brightest and I though, that'd be more they style. They're tough, but not bright to know "lol" is lame.
Average adult human + gun = 5
Saiyan warrior = 1000
Saiyan elite = 1500
Saiyan general = 4000
Saiyan king = 12000
Most powerful Saiyan in 100 generations = 18000
Goku = most powerful villain + 1
Seems like in that universe, your physical fitness didn't mean too much, but your spirit control, or whatever, had a multiplicative effect. So being in good shape and having really good energy control is what made you strong. After that, it's mostly personality and technique, which almost never actually came up in the series after Dragonball.
I get the impression that Saiyans normally didn't live very long due to their hazardous lives. If they were to live on earth and could train with the same resources as humans, without the worry of being killed in combat all the time, they'd probably go way past the other humans in the cast, just due to their love of fighting and training.
>Plus Piccolo made a bunch of demon babies, so they apparently can make whatever the fuck they want.
>Especially when the writer doesn't care.
Yeah Piccolo lost a lot of abilities when he stopped being a demon, like growing into a giant or stretchy arms. Kind got a bad deal when he became an alien.
Nobody cares about you jacking it in the shower.
Other people's opinions aren't why I don't say LOL, I don't say it because it's fucking stupid, even more so when you aren't typing.
Don't reply to copypasta, you dumbass. Report and ignore.
Don't you get it? I'm talking with them like with one of those chav girls, they're primitive and I should use primitive language to communicate well.
When singular organisms can attain evolution that's reserved for hundreds of thousands of generations (freeza/Cell/SSJ) the notion of compatibility for reproduction becomes moot.
I miss when power levels were that simple. Being able to quantify the strongest people in the universe as being around the 1,000 range, with the most powerful beyond reason being around 25,000 or so was kind of nice. I think saying the range was about 1,000 to 5,000 would have been enough. Number exaggerations get out of hand quickly.
but in this universe humans can even surpass the average saiyan. by the cell saga, even krillin was stronger than ss1, and to even get that strong is legendary until the buu saga where even children are like ss2 by the time they are 8.
Did the latest movie have any powerlevel discussion?
I would prove myself. ( at a distance )
One day have a half breed time travelling son.
Krillin was a boss but
>by the cell saga, even krillin was stronger than ss1
You are a fucking retard.
They were awakened, don't forget. Plus, Krillin had ki training and shit from Roshi, he was able to use it since around 10 years old.
i said that wrong. krillin could have totally owned ss1 goku by the time of the cell games. so could everyone else except maybe yamcha.
Dodorio = 23,000
Zarbon = 24,000
Zarbon Transformed = 38,000
Jace/Berder = 45,000
Recoome = 60,000
Cpn Ginyu = 120,000
Frieza, F1 = 530,000
Frieza, F2 = 1,000,000+
Frieza FF = 120,000,000
SS1 = 150,000,000
SS2 = 300,000,000
SS3 = 1,200,000,000
And you're still a fucking retard for saying it.
Vaguely. Bills seemed to imply that Goku without transforming didn't look like he could actually beat Frieza.
Which is correct.
Toriyama stated that Goku's untransformed powerlevel doesn't change much from the 3 million he reached on Namek. It's his natural limit. SSJ gives him a different body; it's a transformation.
>movie #25 or whatever
>goten and trunks are dicking around in space as part of whacky Briefs experiment
>lost group of female saiyans happen upon the ship, end up fighting the kids
>"Why are these fucking kids so strong? Wait, they're Saiyans?"
>learn whole history of human/saiyan interbreeding and super saiyans
>female saiyans decide if fucking human female weaklings sired kids this strong, if they fucked the strongest humans available they could produce incredibly strong children and save their race
>end up fighting over Tien, because fuck Krillin
>Launch isn't happy about that, sneezin' jokes ("Wait, is she a Super Saiyan too?")
>Goku is a retard
>Vegeta is kind of interested in the women, with hi-laarrrrrious results (Bulma is old)
>various dumb fights resulting in everyone beaten but Goku
>some sort of bullshit resulting in a win
>women all settle down on earth anyway, "terrorize" male populace
Which is odd when you consider Trunks one hit kills him and his dad with no transformation.
cell is stronger than the andoids. all of them. the androids are stronger than frieza.
krillin got owned by frieza almost instantly.
yet he managed to put up a struggle against cell 1. cell then retreated when picollo and tien showed up
Actually, he was transformed when he killed both of them. He didn't start actually fighting them until he'd transformed.
I prefer that. It's kind of funny that the humans in the series still managed to participate in a few fights past that against vastly superior enemies. Then again, Gohan and Krillin did manage to sort of annoy final form Frieza during the final fight. You can apparently still do a lot of damage to enemies way stronger than you if you catch them off guard or are willing to kill yourself. Excluding Chaozu.
Fuck off already, retard.
Goku put up a struggle against Great Ape Vegeta when he was nowhere near the latter's strength. Surprisingly, Toriyama cared more about an interesting story than perfect physics.
>kind of funny that the humans in the series still managed to participate in a few fights past that against vastly superior enemies
>Cell 2 dominates Android fucking 16
>SUDDENLY: fucking Tien
Well, he didn't care about the story, either. He's famous for admitting that he made up that week's story in a few hours to a couple days at most, right before he had to do their layouts that week.
Toriyama doesn't really 'care' about anything. He would always make up a new series and then half heartedly wrap it up after a few chapters. Dragonball kept going just because it was making him huge wads of cash.
>hole is a square
>to a couple days at most
It was a weekly manga.
>sacrificing his life force to hold the guy in place for a few seconds while everyone flees in pants shitting terror
vegeta got owned by an android. cell is stronger than an android. an android is stronger than frieza.
"b-but muh storyy" fuck off retard. dbz had to power up the side characters so they can actually have a purpose in the future sagas.
Hold out your hands like that. Kind of makes a lopsided square more than a triangle. Makes no sense either way.
>hole is a square
My little autist can't be this upset.
Humans were weak sauce in the DBZ universe. And like >>102163792 said, the powerlevels are much more tame than idiots like to imply.
good because power levels have not been mentioned this whole time.
It seems really cheap that Goku could only beat anything past Frieza by transforming. Take away that ability and he's probably, by the end of the Buu Saga, no stronger than Tien or Krillin, as they've probably long since caught up to his base power.
Sure thing fagtron. Tell me more about who you think would win da foights!
who will win tha foights, sir?
well thats easy: whoever i choose> whoever you choose
i must have this
Fuck you i can't get past sad panda
DO NOT SUMMON THE DOCTOR
I'm pretty sure Vegeta was asked if he wanted to regrow his tail after his first battle with Goku, but he refused.
And kid goku only lost his because Kami could somehow stop it from growing back, which I assume is what Piccolo also did for Goten and Trunks.
How did Chi Chi ever survive Goku's dick?
How did any of the earth women survive saiyan dick?
>tfw no dirty, smelly, monkey waifu
The same way they survive black dick and giving birth.
She's got a vagina like a steel trap.
Strongest woman in the world at the time.
The Ox King, and by extension Chi Chi and Gohan, have Oni ancestry. Bulma probably made a device to help her survive. As for Videl, I dunno.
That was back on Frieza's base with alien gene therapy/space magic available. Also yes, Piccolo and Kami stopped the regrowth of the earthbound saiyans' tails. Pics zapped Gohan's ass and Kami did Goku's. I imagine Trunks' and Gotens' moms had them removed or some shit or they simply didn't get any for whatever reason. More fucking magic probably.
He'd never hurt Chi-Chi willingly. They weren't all that far off in strength from one another when they married, so maybe his ejaculate wasn't at that point strong enough to fly out the top of her head when he blew one.
Apes have really small dicks.
Not giant ones. Well, relatively speaking.
ws the english dub worth it? i've only seen the jap version
dem sexy arms
deir body language
holy shit i want more of these 2
>stories of the last 2 pure blood female sayan warriors trying to repopulate their race.
I would pay blood and limb for someone to make this
I posted that one >>102167276
mostly jokingly, but yeah, i guess it does look bad.
>Actually, he was transformed when he killed both of them. He didn't start actually fighting them until he'd transformed.
also he had a sword, that's totally cheating
they rip off the tails
goku can control the power level of his semen like his other shit
huh, I thought I had gone full homo, but apparently I'm just mostly homo
>150 posts in
>still no saiyan doujin