Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Rip in piece ken.
Is this 2006>
This cracks me up every time.
My name is Ken-sama, and I kirai every single one of minna. All of you are fat, retarded, Westerners who spend every second of their day eating stupid ass cheeseburgers. You are everything bad in the sekai. Honestly, have any of you ever prayed in front of a shrine? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of superior Japanese culture because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than using a fork and spoon to eat instead of hashi (chopsticks)
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of my anime club, and starter on my kendo team. What traditional activities do you partake in, other than “jack off to naked drawn American comic book characters”? I also speak Japanese fluently, and have a banging hot Japanese girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO ¥). You are all faggots who should just commit seppuku. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Japanese waifu
you had but one job
This meme needs to die.
Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it’s more terrifying than that, it’s an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, “minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!”
The kids couldn’t understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama’s mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew “Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!”
The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. “sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake”, he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. “Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me” The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; “Nippon banzai!”.
Did he died?
Resuto in pisu Ken-sama
Are you faggots retarded? I don't even know moon speak but you're a bunch of faggots