I'm a mad scientist and have constructed a device that'll allow to transfer you to 2D world where your waifu lives.
Because of the technological limits, you can't stay there longer than two days. TWO DAYS to spend with your beloved one.
You don't have anything there, because you're from another 3D world, but due to software bug your credit card is unlimited.
You may assume, that your waifu knows you, you are friends, but not close friends.
How do you spend the day with her? Best description wins 5000 internets. You can't write what she does, only what you'd like to do
This is the day when you show the love to your waifu. Don't miss this opportunity.
UPDATE: the lab now has a website: madscilab dot bl dot ee ;
I'm connecting through 3G tethering and may be suddenly disconnected, so if I won't respond at one point it means it happened.
When writing, you can't control the actions of you're waifu, only write what you'd want to do.
This won't provide any valuable data for research, so no trip for you.
I probably wouldn't do it because spending 2 days with her and then never seeing her again would be even more soul crushing than never meeting her in the first place.
Not to mention that 2 days are nowhere near enough time to make her notice me and earn her respect.
>Best description wins 5000 internets.
Also violent rape
That's a good reason, but in order to upgrade the device for longer trips, I need data and this is the only way I can collect such data. Let me know if you change your mind though.
VIOLENT reverse RAPE
I'll let you guys know when I'll construct a machine fuelled by hate. Not this time though.
Loving tender rape.
Doctor Satan says that if you guys won't get creative soon and he won't be able to see his waifu, he's going to.... No Satan, I just can't write that.
Simple I destroy the worlds economy with my unlimited money, appear all over the media laughing at everyone thus making everyone my enemy. Steal her first kissu in front of MC then laugh and come back.
- How exactly do you ruin the whole economy in just 2 days?
- What makes you think she'd want to kiss you? You seem like a bad guy.
Buy a large amount of meth
Spend 48 hours buying up massive amounts of gold and other commodities.
Dump said purchases into the market for pennies on the dollar
>How exactly do you ruin the whole economy in just 2 days?
Probably by flooding it with his unlimited money, inducing hyperinflation.
I don't think you'd be able to ruin worlds economy in just 2 days, even one country would be hard to deal with.
Where would you even go to buy meth, do you know a dealer in that particular city in Japan?
Wouldn't manipulating stocks over the Internet be more effective?
The two things to take into mind are the infinite money and limited time you have. The characteristics of your waifu's environment should also be taken into account.
This guys got it>>102153060
>What makes you think she'd want to kiss you? You seem like a bad guy.
This is the anime world, right? As long as I am a big enough badass villain the main girl will be helpless against my steal.
1. You are implying my waifu lives in Japan
2. Just substitute meth with massive amounts of other stimulants.
3. You could cause significant damage pretty easily with UNLIMITED money.
I mean, if you could spend a trillion dollars every minute? Shit, ruination everywhere.
The infinite money bug wasn't fixed yet, because it became a feature allowing to realise Anon's most wonderful date and should be considered as such, not as a mean to control the world.
2 days wasted if you ask me, that just isn't enough, he'd have to buy shit in microseconds.
>he'd have to buy shit in microseconds.
Not with UNLIMITED MONEY.
>How exactly do you ruin the whole economy in just 2 days?
Buy insane amounts of stocks and gold. Sell gold for .0001% of purchase price, then sell all stocks at once. The economy will shit itself and die.
Or buy literally ALL the debt, and then pay it off yourself.
If your waifu is the type that falls for villains then it's ok, but I don't think anime characters are so easy to pick up.
1. Ok, so she's not from Japan.
2. Where do you buy them?
3. It's hard to find stuff with price tag of trillion dollars on it, you'd need to buy a lot of shit and it takes a lot of time.
What if you hire people to help you buy shit?
Ok, fine. You went there, spend 2 days buying stuff. How do you approach that girl before the time runs out?
I would have gone for the chloroform tactic and then told her as soon as I left.
>. It's hard to find stuff with price tag of trillion dollars on it, you'd need to buy a lot of shit and it takes a lot of time.
>Where do you buy them?
She lived like 4 hours from NYC during the time I intend to visit.
I'll put aside two hours for when I offer her a billion to fuck me.
1. Buy parts to make a machine to travel from the 2D world to the 3D world
2. enjoy the 2 days holding hands
3. travel back to the 3D world with her until enough data is collected to allow for longer stays in the 2D world
>How do you approach that girl before the time runs out?
I'd just take her with me.
You know, it just wouldn't feel right stealing her away from Laurence. I would use the money to take over most merchant guilds with the two of them, then laugh as we scheme to get even wealthier.
>If your waifu is the type that falls for villains then it's ok, but I don't think anime characters are so easy to pick up.
You keep missing the part were I say I steal her kissu, stealing doesn't mean she likes it I force it on her. If you want me to win her over via MC methods that's impossible with only two days.
Wow, I really gotta ask, who is she? I mean, you admit that your waifu is a gold digging slut. Is this real love? The NYC argument is valid though.
Oh, a fellow scientist? Ok then!
- What kind of parts do you buy?
- What's the theory of your transdimensional shifter machine?
- How are you going to do that in just 2 days?
- What makes you think she'd want to hold hands?
My machine, at the moment allows one user to travel there only once, so you'd get there, have 2 days and until I apply the upgrades (based on based data) you wouldn't be able to use it again.
Oh, that gives me an idea. Will our waifus remember what we did if we (ever) get back to the 2D world later?
>you admit that your waifu is a gold digging slut
I'm just realistic about my chances with a cynical, damaged child whose primary motivation in life is survival, followed by greed.
She's a bit less so when she grows up, but I'm trying to maximize my fucking chances her.
I'm not a good person.
But such data doesn't provide anything useful for my machine, rapes, stealing kisses etc. don't contribut to it's functionality.
So... you don't love her?
Yes, they'd remember, but at the moment, there's only one travel per user. If I somehow manage to make it two travels, it'd be a great success. Dr Satan is bullying me to do that, he's desperately wanting to see his waifu again.
Ok, I can accept your trip, but it doesn't contribute to my research. Tell you what, maybe try thinking about another plan, try to use this 2 days better. Even as it is now, you'd spend too much time in business and too little in actually seeing her. Please, just think about it. I also shouldn't write bad about her, sorry for that.
Some people are fucking vile people, and their love is a twisted, disgusting thing.
>But such data doesn't provide anything useful for my machine, rapes, stealing kisses etc. don't contribut to it's functionality.
What if I blackmail her telling her to give me her virginity, if she doesn't want me to continue destroying the world's economy?
Only 1 hour of running, no waifus, no romances, just running on the endless transparent glass floor filled with crashed ships, broken sky scrapers, weapons, computers and trash, running before it breaks.
Good thing you're crazy as a shithouse rat, and I'd just lie to you.
Is it still love then? I'm not convinced it is.
No, like I wouldn't want to have her suffering on my conscience for letting you use my tech. Play it good, or find another scientist with transdimensional device.
Love takes different forms.
It's not always fucking Princess Bride bullshit.
>I wouldn't want to have her suffering on my conscience for letting you use my tech.
What sort of shitty mad scientist are you?
Even Doc Brown has looser ethics.
After your trip, I'll check the logs and when I find out, Dr Satan is going to take care of you.
What's the point then? You may spend one hour like that, but what about the rest of 2 days.
I remain sceptical.
Dr Emmet Brown cares about space-time continuum bullshit, I don't. My machine also doesn't require a niggawat to operate, so I'd say, I'm more badass than him.
>Dr Emmet Brown cares about space-time continuum bullshit
>I wouldn't want to have her suffering on my conscience for letting you use my tech.
I am just trying to leave a impression that will last since I can't return. How am I suppose to make her fall for me in two days? Most waifus aren't materialistic, and if I save her from something it would usually take more interaction and time for her to realize if she likes me.
My waifu is alien-data rei clone, she could figure out all of those questions.
>What makes you think she'd want to hold hands?
She probably doesn't care I hope ;_;
2 days man, figure it out, I know you can. I didn't choose /a/ as test subjects for no reason.
He was terrified when Marty made contact with his mom, how is that not caring about space-time continnum?
Well, what's the point of spending 2 days on sitting in a computer generated reality unless I'm on a long trip to some place and I'm bored anyway?
>My waifu is alien-data rei clone, she could figure out all of those questions.
So.. you're not a scientist? What a shame.
What makes you think she'd bother to figure that out? It's not easy you know and you're just friends, not even close ones.
I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you're trying to do.
Do you want to use the machine, to transport yourself to a world of computer simulation and spend there doing that stuff and not even meet you're waifu?
That doesn't contribute to my research at all, useless data and I'd still have to pay the electricity bill you know.
>2 days man, figure it out, I know you can.
Okay I will become her neighbor and make the biggest parties ever in hopes she notices. If she does notice I meet her at the entrance and kiss her hand, after that I can return happily ;_;.
Dude, that's way better, now try to bring some details. How do you find the right flat/house to buy, where do you get other guests, how do you bait her to come there.
This is a plan Anon, you're going in a good direction with that.
So basically Gatsby?
>Waifu is pic related.
>Since I appear out of nowhere, Haruhi assumes I have dimension-hopping powers.
>Spend time acting suspiciously, pulling valuables out of nowhere (bought with the credits), vanishing from time to time, etc to "confirm" her suspicions.
>Due to her powers, this means I actually do have dimension-hopping powers now.
>No more time limit since I can just hop back now.
>Begin subtly trying to convince Haruhi that something's going on between Mikuru and I.
>Defend her from some of Haruhi's abuse, walk by Haruhi while holding (fake) love letters, etc.
>Mikuru falls in love with me because Haruhi believes she is.
>Spend time with her like a normal person. No creepy shit necessary.
Magical powers get, QTGF get. Pretty good deal IMO.
Honestly, Melancholy had so much wasted potential. There's so much bullshit that can be done using Haruhi's godlike powers.
With unlimited money I just hire people to do it for me, the guests come from advertising it. The baiting is done by itself or let's say my waifu is Mikoto I could make a huge Gekota party.
Dr Satan just went into depression mode. Again. Someone remind me, why did christianity made him look so evil? He's hopeless now.
Guys, come on, I know you love your waifus, this chance doesn't happen often, make your dreams come true (for 2 days, but better than nothing right?).
Anon, I like your story, but that won't work, whatever powers may be over in that world, the time counter is still in our world, meaning it won't affect the 2 days limit. Her powers won't work over here. Other than that, it's pretty cute, I like it.
Good, this will work, remember however, fooling me won't work because of the logs.
How does that ruin the economy?
Fair enough. Doing that for two days would still be pretty fun.
Sorry anon but I think a girl with god powers is greater than your buggy machine
Ok, I'll consider your description when delivering Internets prize later.
And if I don't have 3G?
I'm using it, you don't have to. It's just something that may make me not able to post, don't worry about it.
And to what would you connect if I don't have it?
Don't think about this technical issues, think about your waifu and 2 days you'd like to spend with her.
Technical issues are more important.
Assuming you were to be able to develop your device further and I would be able to travel to the 2D world again, would I land where I left off?
You would land in any location specified by you, however, the parallel world moves on in time, so it wouldn't be the exact moment you left, it'd be the moment you left + the time you were here.
So, assuming you die in the 2D world, do you still come back (instantly or after the 2 day limit), or how does that work?
Idk how the machine works - does it transfer only your conscience like in SAO (VR) or your whole body...
Assuming you die, how does the 2 day time limit work then? Will it automatically send me or my consciousness back or it will reset and leave me there?
Also, ASSUMING I get back after I die, if the machine gets tweaked and allows me to travel there again, will a new body be generated or will I still be dead?
So many questions, so little time. You need to share what data you've collected so far or we can't hatch a proper plan and keep trying to crash the world's economy. Share us your research, science-man.
They're more important than your waifu?
>So, assuming you die in the 2D world, do you still come back (instantly or after the 2 day limit), or how does that work?
Your body and mind (possibly dead) comes back after 2 days of our time.
>does it transfer only your conscience like in SAO (VR) or your whole body...
1:1 mapping of the body
>Assuming you die, how does the 2 day time limit work then?
If you die there, your body will still get back after our 2 days and you'll be dead. No resets. Consciousness is tied to body, but when the body is dead here, your consciousness cease to exist.
Also, ASSUMING I get back after I die...
No, your body is only one, there are no copies.
>hatch a proper plan and keep trying to crash the world's economy.
You should be thinking about how to seduce your waifu instead, leave the economy...
>They're more important than your waifu?
Of course they are.
Let's say that such magic device exists, let's say that it somehow connects to your consciousness anywhere across the globe and then you project an image in their mind.
It's should be obvious that you can use people for your own gain with such a device.
I know I would.
Even if I wouldn't die or get my mind snatched, 2 days of illusion is a lot of time.
Put one in the illusion, convince the man to give his ID and credentials, fly to another country, probably ~ 1 day left, get to him and do whatever is necessary.
That's assuming that it's fully controlled by you and "software bugs" are just a lie.
Sounds like a pleasant idea, doesn't it?
That's a completely different type of machine than the one I have here, but it does sound interesting. I think Dr Satan would be more interested in this concept, after all, human resources is his specialization and this seems like something involving a lot from this discipline.
In any case, my current research concentrates on the 2D waifu problem, so for now, I'll stick to that. The device is built from simple other devices that you could easily buy, but the real important thing is the software. It uses a mix of quantum algorithms and classical algorithms to map your body between dimensions. No items can be taken that way and the clock counter is limited to 2 days. It also uses chinese supercomputer Tianhe-2 and some GPGPU programming for improved performance.
Bump for some research data and waifu love.
Oh well, I guess there's not going to be any more data today.
Congratulations gentlement, here is your prize.
Although it might be a game of some kind, I still have fears.
I hope you don't kill anyone or leave them braindead for no reason.
>Congratulations gentlement, here is your prize.
Yay I won.
It's not a game, I've got a device and I let you guys use it to meet someone you truly love.
I don't take any responsibility for your health though, if you die there it's your fault, not mine. I've got deal with Dr Satan, he will despose of bodies when such need occurs.
I do this, because I love mai waifu and want to be with her too. I'm only considered mad because of the field of my research.
And who is your Dr. Satan?
I'm glad you've monitored this thread long enough.
In the previous threads, the response was better though, many more anons provided descriptions and they enjoyed their 2 days with thei waifus.
...So since there are two winners, do we each get 2500 internets, or 5000 each?
I only did it for fun I don't really have a waifu, maybe your timing was bad and the waifufags aren't here right now.
Dr Satan is a fellow scientist and he's also the sponsor of our research. He donated $$$ as well as a facility for our research laboratory, it's located in hell, but the entrance portal is located somewhere in central Europe. Dr Satan had a lot of bad PR from Christianity and other religions, but most of it came because of mere misunderstandings, he's actually a cool guy.
Each of you get 5000 Internets for use in future trips IF the max number of mappings increase by upgrade of machine (more data needed). They allow to use 2Dchan Anonymous inside 2D world to coordinate large scale actions (sort of like personal army request tickets)
The last time, I was advised to come after 10:00 PM of my time (central europe - hell), but it doesn't seem to work much better.
Even if it was only fun, I'm glad. One day, she'll find you Anon, until then don't stop watching anime.