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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dXcIZFPpow

It's over.Naruto is finished
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And nothing of value was lost.
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lawl 1 week slow but yes a fuckin video to save!
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Lewl Asian woman reporting on killer anime.
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>>10214472

So let's go and bury our head in sand, right?
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Fuck, I used to live right next to that hospital
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They got the jap descendant nice
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The FIRST TIME we see Gaara use Desert Coffin, he states that he could just cover the guys' mouth and suffocate him to death, but that would be too miserable of a way to die, so he intentionally leaves his face uncovered.

So what does this kid do? Buries his entire head in sand.

Brilliant.
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you know, i realized that i would die if i were buried alive when i was seven. as a matter of fact, it's a pretty instinctual thing to know that getting buried alive is bad.
and to that vein, i thank this kids freinds, for taking one more retard out of the works
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Bwahahahahaha
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>>10214736
I agree with you. The kid had it coming.

Though don't tell the moralfags.
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Great news.
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NARUTO IS A CARTOON OF SAND NIGGERS. YOU HEARD IT STRAIGHT FROM THE ASIANS MOUTH!
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someone please the sandbox coffin pic
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Too bad his friends didn't join him.

"While playing in a sandbox in his family’s backyard - along with five of his peers (including three brothers and two friends), the boy requested of them to help him recreate a scene from Naruto by burying him in the one-foot-deep sandbox, head-first, from his head to his chest.

Once he was buried, the boy was said to have been thrashing around violently. After witnessing this, his friends realized that something was wrong and called for the help of adults. Upon arrival, the adults immediately called for medical help, pulled Cody from the sand and began to administer CPR to get him breathing once more."

Yeah, they left him in the sand while they went and got help.
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>>10214987
>>Yeah, they left him in the sand while they went and got help.
Same would be true of Anonymous when he needs dire help, for example, aboard the Espoir or some seedy-looking newly-built hotel.
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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2639859
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this makes me lol
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Retards don't live long.
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This is called "natural selection", Anime simply replaced saber tooth tigers ...
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>>10215040
needs more キタ━━(゚∀゚)━━〜〜〜wwww
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>>10215106
Anime... it's like saber tooth tigers, but cooler
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Ahahaha a video to save, how awesome
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>>10215128
Why did this make me lol again?
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>>10215154
Cause it combines Profound meanings, and the kid oddly resembles Shirou(redheads are rare, aren't they?).

This shop is truly the work of a genius.
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>>10215128

Haha, this is awesome.
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>>10215040
Needs moar comments
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20 bucks to whoever shouts "SAND FUNERAL!" whilst throwing handfuls of sand at the coffin during the actual funeral.
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>>10214334
lol the reporter is called Vegeta.
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>>10215177
Here is the IMPROVED version.
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>>10215195
Akiko Fujita
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When I was a kid, I piled up the sand into a big pile and dug a cave into it. When it finally collapsed on my head, I just sat up and shook it off because I wasn't stupid enough to try FUCKING BURYING MYSELF. (nor was there enough sand to do so. This one was a whole foot deep? and if it was eight feet square like the photo I saw, that's a lot of sand to be retarded in)
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keep the natural selection up, narutards.
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He got s&.
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>>10215195
Lol'd.
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>>10215219
When I was a kid, I piled up the snow into a big pile and dug a cave into it. When it finally collapsed on my head, I just sat up and shook it off because I wasn't stupid enough to try FUCKING BURYING MYSELF. (nor was there enough snow to do so. This one was a whole foot deep? and if it was eight feet square like the photo I saw, that's a lot of snow to be retarded in)
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>>10215279
When I was a kid, I piled up the leaves into a big pile and dug a cave into it. When it finally collapsed on my head, I just sat up and shook it off because I wasn't stupid enough to try FUCKING BURYING MYSELF. (nor was there enough snow to do so. This one was a whole foot deep? and if it was eight feet square like the photo I saw, that's a lot of snow to be retarded in)
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>>10215293
fail
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lol "organ harvest no jutsu"
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When I was
A little kid
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>>10215222
I lol'd. Stupid.
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>>10215334
Protip: They held him down and killed him. The "He asked us to do it!" thing was a lie.
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I don't get it. It was only a foot deep right? Couldn't he just use him arms and legs to pull his head out? I mean a foot deep of sand shouldn't be that hard to get out of
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>>10215334
Wanna try?
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>>10215334
If they trenched it before S&-ing him, it could be harder than you think. Or, for that matter, harder than the average little kid would think.

Apparently they never wondered "why does my tummy go up and down every time I breathe?"
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>>10215192
"DESERT COFFIN!"
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Damn, for me the name Cody=retard.

Anyone remember Scary Movie 3?
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This kind of stuff happens daily in Japan.
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>>10215350
I've pulled myself out of a knee deep wet sand on the beach with relative ease, I sure as hell can pull my head out of dry sand and not be killed.
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omg...I feel sorry for his parents, but how stupid can children be? o.Ô I mean HEY! Anime isn't a real thing and don't belong to any kind of reality!!!! And for usual everyone should now that....isn't that the reason why we love anime? thank you for posting!!!! 5+fav^^
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>>10215334
Sand weighs something like 200 pounds to the cubic foot. It's not so easy to shift if it's at all damp, and the sheer weight is going to be more than a kid could shift.
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Feh, it isn't much better, but:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2639921
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WTF? moontube is now giving me a Nice Boat instead of the right video.
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Ackeekoe Voojeeda.
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>>10215420
Never mind, I just listened to the moonspeak and apparently Nice Boat is their idea of a "service not available" message.
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>>10215406
I doubt the sand was moistened or anything before they did it. The sandbox itself had a roof over it and I don't think little kids would sprinkle water over it even if they didn't know what they were doing.
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GAARA VS SQUIRTLE, WHO WOULD WIN?
GAARA CAN ONLY EARTHBEND SAND AND NOT MUD.
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Natural Selection is a wondrous thing.
Stupid people doing stupid things and then dying from it.
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>>10215347
>Protip: They held him down and killed him. The "He asked us to do it!" thing was a lie.

Suddenly it makes a lot more sense now.

"Hey guys, let's put Cody in the Desert Coffin!"
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I am laughing so fucking hard

Oh god I;m going to hell
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I showed the video to my sisters while laughing. They told me I'm a horrible person, are they right?
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Yeah, I bet the two kids were jsut bullying the little idiot.
Still, its not any less funny.
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>>10215556
Anonymous is a horrible person, but the thing is: I myself am not laughing because the kid died. I'm laughing because the kid got sand coffin'd.
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>>10215556

No. They just aren't on the same level.
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>>10215556

Your sister sucks, should've rape her long ago...
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>>10215575
That's what I thought.
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>>10215516
lawl

conspiracy
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>>10215556
Protip: Vimmen are hypocrites, they'll excuse themselves and collapse laughing in the bathroom.
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>>10215556
You are normal. Ask your siblings why they're sympathizing with a child who died due to his stupidity.
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Sage for Naruto and newfags.
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So they blame the entire thing on naruto? interesting.

You know i dont know if too be glad if they remove it from the air because america's moral fags are just waiting any other chance to censor anything else they dont like.
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>>10215556
You should suppress your powerlevel in public, Anon.
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SABAK KYUU!!!
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I think it is quite obvious they killed him.
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>>10214687
lol.

But he was probably trying to imitate gaara's ultimate defence.
Oh well stupid kids, shouldnt be watching anime in the first place.
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>>10215629
They've seen Naruto and they've dropped it long ago. That's why I showed it to them, plus my family knows I'm into animu.
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>>10215613
Well played.


anyway, if they censor naruto, it'll be idiotic, but good, since naruto is shit. more than shit, its steaming diarrhoeic shit.
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>>10215643
S& COFFIN! FWAAAH!!
-15 seconds later-
OH FUCK OH FUCK I CAN'T BREATH GET ME OUTTT
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>>10215643
SABAKU SOUSOU
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>>10215674
You mean the kind that's all runny that you like to slurp up with a straw?
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>>10215720
It's about sand niggers, not sand ninjas.
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did anybody else lol'd at the cartoon being about sand ninjas?
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>>10215409
>"What the fuck, don't do that [donating his organs]! They're probably defective!"

Ok, who the fuck wrote that?! I lol'd.
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This shit is old as fuck newfags.
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