is boob envy a real thing?
Probably. Does it count that I'm jealous of 2D lolis that have budding breasts?
I wish I had boobs so I could fondle myself while jerking off.
Yes it is. What makes you think it's not?
Me too. I am jealous that I will never stand in front of a full mirror in my underwear and lift up the bottom of my soft white training bra to expose my small buds, wondering to myself "doushio?" on whether or not I need a real bra yet to contain the swelling lumps beneath my pinku nipples.
I hope not, it's fucking stupid.
cowtits should be jealous of DFC
>You'll never be a futanari.
I don't see why it wouldn't since that's like one of the first things most guys look at.
why didn't she win? short hair is so HNNNG
If penis envy is a real thing then boob envy must be a real thing too.
I'm certainly self-conscious when I shower with other males, so I can't imagine what it's like for females.
I'm a guy and I don't.
Maybe for like AAA.
Anything larger than your fist is large enough.
In Australia, its illegal for DFC to get a job in porn industry.
So I suppose theres some envy.
Best girl never wins.
Well, my mom has reverse boob envy. She thinks she has them too large.
My little sister gets pissed off that my littler little sister has bigger breasts than her.
Why does that sound like a light novel title?
If it wasn't would there be such a thing as breast implants?
Yes. Women hate women other than them getting attention and men love boobs. Therefore they envy the bigger breasts of other women because they get more attention.
penis envy is about women wishing they had a dick
so boob envy would be about men wishing they had boobs
however, the point of penis envy was originally that penis symbolized male power. so women weren't envious of dicks, but the power that comes with it.
I guess some men might be jealous of the power of boobs??
Yes. However it's all a matter of degree. Chinese cartoons != real life.
This thread is dumb
Boobjobs exist precisely because some women feel inadequate with the size of their breasts.
i'd read it
I a flat chested ugly girl and i have boob envy ='(
It's more common than penis envy if you can believe it
That sounds hilarious.
That's why I said MOST not ALL.