Good morning anon.
I like it.
>walking down the street
>see some hoodlums off in the distance
>"hello my fellow nigerians, what is in the positive y-axis?"
>they cannot understand my superior atheist vocabulary
>tip my fedora and go on my way
>"not so fast, whitey"
>the hoodlums get me into a dark alley
>ask me what i meant by nigerians
>i say an amazing and edgy remark embracing all of the offensive
>complete chimp-out initiates
>they bend me over
>"ever eaten raw chocolate before?"
>they all take turns ravaging my virgin rectum
>tears roll down my eyes l
>the hoodlums fuck me into another dimension
>"ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVA GO BACK"
>i can't do anything
>i can't pray because i'm an edgy atheist
>out of despair, i begin praying to my waifus from greatest to least
>i get to the last one
>i begin praying with all my might
>faith +30 up
>it seems to be working as i see a bright blue light appear in the negro dimension
>"Watashi wa chokorēto ga daisukidesu!"
>i have no idea what the fuck that means
>konata begins devouring the negroes
>she gets me out of the negro dimension
>she gives me back my virginity
>gives me a full fledged neckbeard like the one i always wanted
>i now sleep with a konata body pillow every night
I refuse to believe Konata isn't hairy as fuck, and very fragrant.
>female body hair and odor
Those are my fetishes
Take a seat on my face and lets plan out the rest of our lewd day.
I'm saying this as someone who likes K-on, Yuru Yuri, and Azumanga Daioh. Lucky Star is shit.
I can't have lewd threads like these this early in the morning.
Imagine burying you nose into the blue hair of Konata's sweaty, stinky armpit
I was thinking more a very musky vagina, or ass hair if you're into that sort of thing