You find this on your doorstep.
What do you do?
Look for return address
Carry inside and undress.
Say: ZOMG TEH REI
Return to sender
IT HAS NO RETURN ADDRESS DUN DUN DUUUUN
is that some boneitis
Wrap it up and ship it to the Pitcairn Islands
My only regret is that I have... boneitis...
Tape it up and dump off anywhere
Release all over it's face. Then murder it.
fuck her till she bleeds.
Shit, I ordered a Melfina in a case, not a Rei!
I would have even taken a River Tam. But Rei? RETURN'D.
Let's give it to /m/.
It smells awful. It must be dead. I'm going to bury it in my backyard.
Melfina then Kyon's Imouto now Rei?!
Use her in a secret government plot to turn everyone into tang.
I make her wear a sleeveless turtleneck sweater, and a skirt, possibly some thigh-highs, glasses also optional.
We go on a date.
Raise her to become the strongest of the Rozen Maiden of course.
First I'll call the ambulance cause she might have suffocated, then I'll goto the police and report a crime.