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You find this on your doorstep.

What do you do?
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Look for return address
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Carry inside and undress.
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Say: ZOMG TEH REI
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Return to sender
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>>10213111
IT HAS NO RETURN ADDRESS DUN DUN DUUUUN
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is that some boneitis
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Wrap it up and ship it to the Pitcairn Islands
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>>10213127
My only regret is that I have... boneitis...
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>>10213125
Tape it up and dump off anywhere
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Release all over it's face. Then murder it.
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fuck her till she bleeds.
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Ebay.
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Shit, I ordered a Melfina in a case, not a Rei!

I would have even taken a River Tam. But Rei? RETURN'D.
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>>10213105

Rape Rei
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Let's give it to /m/.
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It smells awful. It must be dead. I'm going to bury it in my backyard.
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Melfina then Kyon's Imouto now Rei?!
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Use her in a secret government plot to turn everyone into tang.
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I make her wear a sleeveless turtleneck sweater, and a skirt, possibly some thigh-highs, glasses also optional.

We go on a date.
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Raise her to become the strongest of the Rozen Maiden of course.
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>>10213105
First I'll call the ambulance cause she might have suffocated, then I'll goto the police and report a crime.
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>>10213467
I lol'd.



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