What if your waifu was a mermaid?
I'd have to learn how to swim.
I'd carry her like a princess when she comes ashore!
Do mermaids lay eggs?
I'd fertilize her eggs.
I prefer UshiOni
Hey anon, my waifu is also a mermaid. Brofist.
>tfw this happens to 3D women after 35 too
Might as well learn how to breathe underwater.
Would the top or bottom half be the human half?
I'd like to see this.
>pic related, it's my wifeu
That'd suck if your already mermaid waifu had the top half changed to a fish because her bottom was already a fish and you would like a whole fish hahahahaha
Why do you think they invented scuba diving?
She already is, OP
Poor thing. Her hands are extremely screwed up too. She is so damn ugly it breaks my heart.
Why is fattie Miura so perverted?
Then I'd move to the seaside and become a radical environmentalist to keep the corporations from destroying her home.
Explosions all day every day.
she's closer to becoming a "bird" tho.
and if she does than there won't be much for me to do...
Why is Dawn a mermaid?
>CTRL + F
>Seto no hanayome
You bakas need to go watch it now. It's even on Netflix
I'd love her no less than I do now.