parodies of the British and the UK in general /thread.
I lol'd when we put this in /co/ and they couldn't get it
/jp/? Pah. We need a /brit/.
go eat mcdonalds you amerikkkan
This is why the UK is the best country.
Among other reasons.
in b4 200 posts
Someone post that "Fuck your shit, I'm a Britfag" image
Aren't you forgetting someone.
It's supposed to be their reactions to the ending of Armageddon
Fuck yeah Brittania!
Post anything from Code geass lol
First panel is a scene from 'Armageddon'.
Why the fuck would Japs cry at 9/11?
Maybe they're more emotional?
They're not crying. It's more of a :|
They didn't get the chance to do it first.
There were 3 reported incidents of Brits actually laughing themselves to death on that day.
Damn terrorists, where will their depravity end?
Because it has the gayest Death Note characters?
I'm English and I hate tea.
I do not fit in around here.
I'm American and I like tea.
I do not fit in around here.
That's the Americans. Top panel is the Japs.
Now neither of us will be virgins.
Butthurt american faggot.
Fuck you nigga, Americans love tea. They just love coffee more.
And I fucking hate coffee.
Actually, they only like one kind of tea, Iced Tea.
I thought Matt was American? Also while on the subject does /a/ have any good pictures of Halle Lidner?
Americans drink black tea.
Figures a Brit would like GL
Maybe up North, but in the South they drink Iced Tea.
They drink both.
He came from Wammy's house and grew up there, so he's pretty much a Brit.
Death Note is shit, so who gives a fuck?
That edit is terrible
FUCK YES! Halle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Misa
Loved that part in the manga when she pwnd her bimbo ass!
No worries old chap
If no-one is going to do this, I will.
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
British people, clearly...something...
Apparently Britannia is North America or something and the British Isles are occupied by the EEU.
No you idiot, Britannia is the British Isles AND North America. The Brits won the American Revolution and annexed the rest of North America.
The only thing I don't really like about Britain is the fucking slum their culture's turned into, you can't walk ten metres any more without walking into some stupid shit who can hardly speak, will live of benefits our government will gladly give him for the rest of his life and wants to fight anyone who gives him an odd eye. Jesus I like remember when people in this country had fucking self reserve.
Fuck yeah! Engerlund!
Such a hot paring.
So basically you guys turned into an American housing project.
"Our Beatles are better than your Rolling Stones!"
The brit fags reaction always cracks me up.
Why must Britain laugh at everything?
Not to mention the increase in muggers, and the fact that people make MASKED hoodies (sweaters) for all the thugs and chads over there.
everywhere is a ghetto
The government caused the problems that America has now with crime.
Sorry guy but pretty much the whole world is like this now.
Time for another war.
They have nothing to worry about
Britain and America are the two biggest targets for suicide bomber faggotry.
You just described America more or less.
Chavs, goddamn I hate them.
But fuck you if you ever think i'll vote for those posh childish conservative twats.
Sounds like you need to get out of the nigger/paki infested city.
3rd world countries are not real countries.
Sorry, what I meant to say is that they are carefree.
>Britain and America are the two biggest first world targets for suicide bomber faggotry. One trillionth overall.
I think the middle east is the biggest target for suicide bomber faggotry. Read the paper more.
>>Time for another war.
Sad part is that I agree.
Hard to be carefree when there are survelance cameras following your EVERY MOVE.
DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH MORE THAN 1% FAT IN IT
PAY US TAX FOR EVERYTHING
WORRIED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING? INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WE'LL JUST MAKE YOU PAY MORE MONEY INSTEAD LOL! WHEEEEE!
Frankly, I think ONE attack, killing less than one hundred people and being the only bombing ever since the Middle East shit started happening is pretty TERRORISTS LOSE for those silly muslim extremists.
You would think they could try harder, especially against a country which has already experienced the IRA which was far better at what they did.
After people in Britain get sick of the loose laws and massive influx of East Europeans flocking here to get out of their own shitty countries the BNP will get in power, I expect WW3 within a year.
That'd be Israel and India.
Also, Big Brother.
actually i believe that anon is correct, the british isles were lost and the crown and government moved to the americas, which then the american revolution was thwarted
After having their empire collapse, their greatest pleasure comes from watching the downfall of everyone else's.
> the BNP will get in power
Oh god, no. Racism aside, having the country run by ANGRY middle-aged bald white fat men who beat their wives is DO NOT WANT
Might be a laugh though. I'll be in Sweden or somewhere else that actually does something useful by then.
(Is this a NIGHTIME /a/ thread or something)
didnt some little girl in britain hang herself with a belt because she couldnt watch that show?
The Empire will rise again!
As in "Big Brother is watching you." from George Orwell's 1984.
>and the fact that people make MASKED hoodies
You're fucking kidding me.
HI I'M ISRAEL, NICE TO MEET YOU.
George Orwell was right.
It's 4:08 here in the middle of the states so no, not really.
I don't really have to worry about chavs stabbing me to death because I never go out.
Any more Halle pics?
Your average American
That's nothing, there's a town in wales where every other emo faggot is an heroing themeselves.
Lol, Insta-hangin' for pedos. Oh my, how our white trash council housed residents fawn over these fags.
It's because they live in Wales. I don't know why anyone else hasn't realised this yet.
Is it true the britfaggian syllabus has been pruned to fingerpainting and cookery?
lol wales, I almost forgot it existed.
Pretty much, if the BNP get into power most people with a ounce of class will probably leave England anyway. (And not just because of the pedo Hangin').
I'd sooner haul up the hammer and sickle, than be under these brainless dickheads.
There's a really nice Ai-Love one but I don't have it.
I've been through Bridgend on the train.
No wonder all those people hanged themselves.
Then who drinks white tea?
what the fucking fuck?
I think I remember that one...she hang herself because her mother didn't let her watch the show, was it? Big Brother makes people do strange things.
I'm actually glad they canceled Big Brother here, because bunch of contestants died.
I'm Welsh and I'm doing fine, the amount retarded populace living here is insane though, if there are any other mildly intelligent people living in this country they must be like me and not go outside enough to realise each other exist, I went to an anime evening once, it was full of people who like Naruto and no one had heard of anything that hadn't been dubbed, I wasn't happy.
I'm probrably the only /b/ritfag that hasn't tasted tea in his life, I tried coffee once and hated it, not a fan of hot drinks.
I'm curious. If the BNP gets in power, what'll northern ireland think? Will they defect to the republic, or participate enthusiastically?
Or, most likely, violent disagreement with each other. Pipe bombs ahoy.
How old ARE you?
Did you find a lot of fans of this series?
Both are English bands you know ...
I know, I was just quoting Homer Simpson.
How many fans of THIS show did you meet?
Oh hell yeah, the other half loved Death Note there were 6 fat girls cosplaying as L, I hid my power level and sat in the corner though like a good person, though being there in the first place was bad enough.
ANOTHER PERSON IN WALES? ON MY /a/?
Maybe one or two, I'm the only person who was reading 4 volumes ahead from internet scans though.
21, now I think of it, I've had Iced tea a couple of times, I don't think that technically counts Amirite?
I remember one of the main boyo's (can't remember his name) saying that they would try to coax the republic back into the UK, and the response from the republic was basically LOL WUT.
Tiochfaid ar lá!
I'd never tell anyone on 4chan where I live.
Thanks for the pictures of Halle! That made my day.
Northern Ireland is part of the UK because the majority of the people there are the most British people in the country.
>I've had Iced tea a couple of times
That makes you a southern American in a Brit's body.
NORTH OR SOUTH AT LEAST
Really? I've allways wondered why i've had a morbid curiosity with grits, "what is it?, Will it hurt me?, Is it edible?" those questions are now answered, thank you sir.
Aye, but they are in a position to defect if they wanted, and economic ties between the north and south are growing.
Isn't so much about nationalism as "Will they be pissed off enough about a quasi-fascist government to try to distance themselves from it?".
Make that a third
Am I the only one who thought this was the biggest failure of the year? Even worse than LS?
It's my opinion that all of it is shit, including the mango.