You have nice boobs, but you are still a gorilla.
Sup Toshino Kyouko
>***, # 703 / ***, # 636 ★ (** 1,017 pt) [8 Reserved *, **] 2014/03/26 (Limited Edition) [priority sales events offer tickets with Nisekoi] 1 [Blu-ray]
>tfw still waiting for FFF subs
Would fake date.
>you will never get to feel her legs and take off her socks
Lets just all agree that she is the best girl
Nice try fag
She's such a beta cunt tho if she grew a fucking pair maybe I could like her
Why do I always see /a/ calling this shit? Yeah, it's not anything above a 6/10 but it's still comedic and has potential. Not to mention I'm pretty sure my heart has stopped at several points.
Anyways, it's nice to finally see a thread that isn't calling it terrible.
I like it a lot but I was a mangafag to begin with
and I felate anything Shaft to begin with so...
I feel the same way anon. I don't know why everyone seems to hate it. It's no masterpiece, but I'm really enjoying it.
Is this the first time SHAFT adapted a Shounen Jump manga?
Me too, I don't get why people hate on Shaft's style so much. It's unique, overall just well done, and they have pretty good quality especially for closeups and whatnot.
It's one of the most generic harem I've ever read, of course people are going to hate it.
It's a love triangle, at least get the term right.
If it's "such a generic harem" then why is it not a harem?
But I've only seen the anime so there could be another girl that comes in later on but it doesn't really seem likely with the whole concept of the series
Accept there are 5 girls into his dick now you fucking newfag.
Well that sucks then, I thought it would be a little more tasteful than that.
Either you meant:
Except there are
Accept that there are
My guess would be the first
Well, don't expect my brain to work perfectly at 4.AM in the morning.
Who else is on his dick beside Girl-rilla and Onodera?
Oh anon, you card you.
New girl with another key.
Chitoge's friend, Onodera's imouto, some childhood friend, and possibly Chitoge's friend's friend.
i want to fuck chitoge
even the manga sucks now. it was a decent 1 or 2 volume series that has been stretched out to death. even the filler arcs have filler.
This MC has to man up, he's from a goddamn yakuza family
Fuck gorilla-tan because why wouldn't you fuck gorilla
Proceed to fuck onodera because she wants it so bad
Then hit on her imouto and fuck her later
Onodera finds out and goes full yandere
School Days 2
Just started watching the Anime and I like what i have seen so far, does it really get stretched out and run out of steam? Because if so that's a shame.
>girl with another key
Well, yeah, now this is stupid. That's too bad.
It's an okay comedy series, but a shitty romance.
This is what ruins so many series. ZnT would've been so much better if they actually made any progress on anything at any point in the series.
And I'm not gonna lie, Naruto wouldn't have been anywhere near as much of a shit-show if they had just ended on the first arc.
The whole fake couple thing is ripe for some good comedy, but it seems like this shit just devolves into generic harem, am I wrong?
>finding out a show with good potential will inevitably turn out to be shitty
I'm sorry, but did Kosaki already lose? Oh, that's right. The show isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the show is still on? Kosaki is still on right now and she has been the best girl of the season for how many weeks now? She's against one of the worst girls in the Nisekoi who just happen to have a lead because she's feeding off the energy of playing in a Shitty Harem Anime. But you know what? She still fucking sucks. Kosaki is one of the best fucking girls of the year, she went 13-3 last year and would of won the /a/ poll if the writer didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Kosaki wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Chitoge just stepped out of bounds short of the kiss when she needed to get one, just like Ayase did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Kosaki topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the girl because she's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
get ready for a half baked Original anime ending™
might be for the best
Is this a new copy pasta or what?
Chitoge is a perfect girl.
Cute, beautiful, hot, smart, what more could you want?
They should just work in the ending of the one shot.
Not him but it's from /sp/.
Must be, just hide it and go on
Its actually old as fuck
A better personality
Well, if what this guy >>102125720
said is true, why the fuck would I know a copy pasta on /sp/?
Not being a spoiled, abusive brat.
But she's very likeable.
Because it's been used on every board a zillion times since it was made.
Keep it at 2 girls on his dick and it should be great. I would be really happy if they didn't try to draw out the series. Not to mention it's just annoying when a show gets draw out and has no chance at getting a season 2. It leaves the characters and relationships half developed so everything ends vaguely.
Go to each other's place once a week or so, lock the door, let the gangsters think you're fucking like rabbits and just do homework, read or chill. Maybe once you get to know each other you really will fuck like rabbits, IS THAT SO HARD? ESPECIALLY WITH THAT FUCKING BODY?
Also the yakuza thing doesn't even play anything important beside setting up the premise.
Nah man nah
Wait until the tomboy.
And all those other potential key candidates.
That fucking tomboy
If she gets the same treatment.....oh god....
Is there a lot more fanservice than the manga had?
It's Shaft, what do you expect?
who da fuq wears a ribbon to swim
It's that time of the week again. What time are the first subs usually out? Is it streamed anywhere with subs first?
Learn to nyaa and you'd know.
Does anyone restream this from Crunchyroll?
>not browsing /sp/
how can one girl be so based?
>not having a Crunchyroll account
Hey, Marika, enjoying Y-san's dick up your ass?
Quit being a "master of the internet" faggot. Just answer the question like a normal person. You know, conversation.
Those are some awful looking thighs.
>Actively tries to NTR away a boy
>having based girls
Don't want to pay because they don't stream enough shows I'd watch, and the free trial requires a credit card which I don't have.
>Actively tries to NTR away a boy
You use that word again.
i guess you prefer shitoge's thunder thighs?
Get rich pleb
Jesus just look at them, they are about as thick as her lower legs which would make her as thin as skeletons.
I hate that I love this show so much.
I spent all my money on your mom's puss every weekend. That's how you got your computer sonny.
thank you based commie
>Actively tries to NTR away a boy
Lurk more and come back when you're 18.
>>having based girls
JC should've done this instead of doing Golden Time. Shaft's style doesn't fit it at all. The unique camera angles and eerie 3D CGI backgrounds from Monogatari just look out of place and weird in Nisekoi.
>good at anything
>Still thing JC Staff is shit
Go with the times
>being a hater
Is this some kind of ascended bait?
So is anyone watching both Nisekoi and Golden Time?
Which is better?
Why is Yuno wearing a boy jacket?
She's supposed to be Raku, I guess.
Is it Chitoge Saturday time?
Somebody got mad at Y-san and counter his proxy votes with proxy votes?
Seems like it. So Chitoge actually won.
K-san > Y-san > F-san
No. How about you quit being a pleb and lurk more?
I don't understand why Japan doesn't like Chitoge.
>"I highly doubt that even Y-san could have predicted that he himself would place in the top 20."
Hahaha, oh wow
Yes, yes advertise our product like a good goy!
I don't understand why anyone anywhere in the world would like Chitoge.
I regret downloading the first couple of episodes in HS. Now either I have to download 6 episodes of commie or I'm stuck with HS, damn my autism ;_;
Did Haru always have sex hair like this?
Don't think so, but that hair and that outfit do stuff to my dick.
Raku > all girls.
Seriously, he's the only reason (besides SHAFT) I'm watching this pile of crap. He's so moe.
>get to bang the little sister too
>neither of them seems to mind it
Who could refuse such an offer!?!
>Fight so hard for Waifu you get into the character poll
Y-san's living the dream. Wonder if the mangaka will give him a cameo at some point.
Typical Commie "lel so funneh" shit.
Golden Time, I dropped.
Banri started going "Linda Linda" and then Koko was like "Banri Banri" and the plot kind of had a stroke and died on the ground.
And then Mitsuo was walking around with Linda and everyone was like "oh yeah let's just leave them alone", and they actually did.
Meanwhile, Kosaki isn't winning.
>y-san ends up ranking on the popularity poll
How can one man be so based?
>those background characters
So is there like a sports shounen going on in the background of Nisekoi now?
Nomo, stop copying stuff from this thread.
Y-san and F-san both live in Chiba prefecture.
I hope they call K-san and arrange a meeting.
Man I just found out about Koi Monogatari, that was pretty nice.
Best grill hasn't appeared yet
Y-san pls go.
>Keep it at 2 girls on his dick and it should be great.
But we NEED the tomboy
Tomboys are shit.
If you fuck a tomboy you might as well be fucking a man.
>If you fuck a tomboy you might as well be fucking a man.
H-heh, yeah, that's totally unattractive as an idea, why would you even suggest such things...
>Middle School Onodera
>Magical Patisserie Kosaki-chan
Do you guys force yourselfs to like this?
because Yuno won the koi!
idk do u force yourselv to be retard?
all dat Shaft!
way too tsundere!
Hey, that engrish was pretty good.
Raku pulled a え？なんだって？
I don't think it counts when she's actually whispering it.
Ya blew it, Onodera.
Soon all of you will realize, /a/. Nisekoi is just JUMP's version of Hayate no Gotoshit. It can run about a year without even mentioning the locks / king jewels. ............... Wait, even both of them are necklace!
>H&C, Nodame Cantabile, Toradora
I didn't watch the first two, but Toradora was trash from beginning to end.
For NTR to occur Raku must be having sex with both parties.
All girls around her got mass votes from single individuals.
Chitoge did not.
Is Niseshit still airing? I thought they already cancelled this abomination.
When will this turn into a mixed harem? When will another person with a key show up?
>Get the assassins too
It's a hard choice anon...
>barely 1k points
>with event ticket
How desperate must they be? Considering the manga is such a bestseller franchise, this is a massive flop.
That's not how mirrors works.
It's only to boost manga sales, which actually have increased since airing.
Not exactly. There's just 3 guys who buy thousands of copies of the series, and they don't have enough money to buy the BD's.
>all these people who are gonna be mad when it gets a second season
How can mirrors be real if our anime isn't real?
They don't cancel anime nowadays unless it's during production.
That won't stop him from shitposting.
So people are just hating the SHAFT adaption?
Dont know if this counts as shit taste or good taste.
>thanking the 3 proxy voters
>proxy voter gets in the ranking
>before the teacher
Is any of those background faces familiar? I saw Nappa and Vegeta in the background once...
Does nobody give a fuck that he's going out with other girls while dating a mafia daughter anymore? Somebody should have seen him and filled him with lead already.
>yfw Naoshi turns y-san, f-san and k-san into characters...
The gangsters know they're all friends and Claud left Tsugumi with the job of watching over Raku
It is in SHAFTland
>yfw he turns them into girls and adds them to the harem
The one her father rules but can't get to stop fighting with the yakuza unless his daughter dates their son. One would think a gangster would have better means to keep their people from disobeying him.
Anime will get original ending right?
>Double Double Arts
No, it'll hint at a second season.
I would be totally okay with this.
Pick Onodera: Kosaki, little sister, mom-odera
Pick Chitoge: Gorilla, reverse trap, Paula McCoy, Gorilla's mom
Either way you get Marika
Pick Marika:Marika, above the law.
Seems better than anything else anon. Thats living the dream. You'd never get arrested.
Pick Marika: Take over her dad's job eventually
You become the law.
Any minute now.
To be the law and head of the Yakuza... is this the real life?
She looks like Toshino Kyouko in this one. She's so perfect, I love her.
>[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 06 [480p].mkv
>[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi - 06 [720p].mkv
720's out too
Not when I posted that.
>not waiting for FFF
TOOK FIUCKING LONG ENOUGH
>5 days late
No fucking thanks.
It's time /a/, Chitoge has finally arrived.
Waiting for FFF.
Waiting for Evetaku.
Waiting for BDs
>waiting for FFF
You might aswell wait less days for Commie and it wouldn't be any different.
Except Commie's script is worse than HS and FFF's is superior.
Sure thing buddy.
It's the truth. Commie is fucking around here adding dumb shit like "monkey AIDS" but FFF is making it a much more natural script, making it flow much better than HS, which is stilted in comparison.
>there are people that still think FFF and Commie are different
There's practically no overlap in staff between each group, you know.
>That Chitoge english.
Tripfags don't count.
My heart has imploded.
>not understand basic elementary tier Engrish
Wasn't MC supposed to be good academic-wise?
Oh god, that english.
He's better than average but not that smart
Chitoge and Tsugumi are almost top of the school, he's like in the 50th iirc
Please god someone kill me.
Even Ichika is better, this is making my ears ring from anger.
Don't let your heart fool you anon. At least Raku is attracted to girls and will sometimes realize when he's being an idiot.
That fucking guy.
6 episodes in.
Still Chitoge ED.
>expecting it to change
OP is Ichigo centric. ED is Chitoge centric.
They're the hero and heroine.
I wish to impregnate the Chitoge.
Does this actually get good?
Can I drop it?
It turns into a harem next episode.
I don't know, Raku eventually realized "oh wait maybe she was trying to apologize, I should ask just to be sure", it's not his fault Chitoge decided to keep the tsundere act up.
Ichika would have never in a million years gotten that far.
>yfw onodera is such best girl she gets 5 places, including first, out of the 20 spots shown
All's right with the world. I can't believe Japan of all places has good taste.
It was actually pretty damn good
10/10 would converse with
Episode 6 reaction images -
Old episodes -
But next episode is when best grill comes and the show finally gets good.
Man, both Raku and Chitoge annoyed me this episode.
Raku was beyond dense, like holy shit, you'd think someone fucking drowning and saving their life would be something you'd remember, how can it take him three scenes to remember that? At least he figured out Onodera tried to confess, even though he goes into denial, so he's saved from being Ichika. Still man, damn.
And of course Chitoge has the whole violent tsundere thing going against her. Japan may find that oh so super hilarious but it's more annoying to me than anything. Not just Chitoge but most overreactive tsunderes in general. Yeah Raku was dense, but damn girl.
And it's safe to say that Onodera will never confess to Raku. She even complains about God/the author trolling her.
Chitoge english was really adorable, great episode.
isn't it funny how the 2 most pretty shows this season are the worst?
Space Daddy and Nisekoi are my favorites though.
Damn, I slept too late.
Here is "What a Pretty Tank."
More OC coming up.
Next one is "Rape isn't so bad, right Haru?"
Chitoge's violent because she doesn't know better ways to express emotions.
>She even complains about God/the author trolling her.
That's exactly it though. If you haven't followed the manga, wait until you see the BS the author pulls to troll her after she lays this one out on Raku.
I don't think that it's he forgot he just never thought she'd actually ever thank him for it. Considering she, herself, said he already hit him twice I can see why he thought she was talking about something else.
I'm an anime-only fag but I did see the threads concerning that. Makes me glad I wasn't reading the manga, I probably would have dropped it there.
Kosaki is just too beta, Haru just pressed on when he did the nandatte.
I don't get it. /a/ likes generic moeshit and other harems but this one is the one that people hate?
It's because SHAFT made it, isn't it?
it's sad for Raku cause he's not even pulling a Kodaka. Hearing those words would have sent him over the moon with happiness.
Author was trolling the hell out of him too.
I'm just watching it for the tiny Chitoges in the ED.
1) Yes, fuck Shaft.
2) It's fucking obvious that the blonde-haired bitch is going to win over the superior girl, like every other "romcom" anime ever. I haven't read the source material and I really don't need to because this shit is all the same and it continues to anger me.
wow nothing fucking happens
not really, shaft one of my favorite studios
nisekoi is just irredeemable
MC won't hear her and she'll quickly change the topic.
Well no, actually you've got a billion Shaft shiteaters that, because they love Bakemonogatari so much, they feel the need to watch every single Shaft show and bitch about how it's not Bakemonogatari and because they're shitheads by nature they feel the need to make their shit opinions known to everyone. And on top of that you've got a million other retards from /v/ who are here because of KLK and Dandy and who are shitting on every other show because shitposting is so funny. It's actually very unfortunate but you will never be able to have a decent discussion about this show, at least not while it's airing.
One more OC and then I think I'll be finished with this chapter.
>implying anyone is going to win the anime
Yeah but still, Kosaki is also to blame for not saying it more clearly.
But I guess in the end, just like in this episode, she might not be ready herself.
Because fuck you.
Nah, she actually said it very clearly. But once she got bitchslapped by the author there she couldn't do it again. And yeah, that's on her.
>they're shitheads by nature they feel the need to make their shit opinions known to everyone
Oh the irony
The person from the end of the credits, that was a girl? Potential new love interest?
If it was a guy, and is the typical "I am a guy who liked [one of the girls in the harem] as a child and I need to win her heart over you!" things I am dropping this show.
I hate that shit, even if they are never going to actually win the girl.
And to commemorate Haru's overwhelming victory on /a/ strawpoll.
Enjoy, and as always, taking requests.
Was not prepared for that.
> /v/ shitting up threads because of KLK just like they did with Attack on Titan
I can't fucking wait for both of those shows to go away.
It starts as the latter and turns into the first
It is a girl though, right? So, like Persona 4 with the detective chick that pretends to be a guy for a while but is really a dudette?
It's a girl for the harem. Nisekoi would actually benefit greatly from Raku actually getting a rival to light a fire under his ass though.
Shh... Don't give him ideas. Introducing another male into the mix would just make things drag on 2x longer, especially if that guy also has a locket.
Mandatory actually-impossible-to-hide-when-you-think-about-it cowtits too
>guy also has a locket
I'd laugh my ass off if he tried to pull that.
>Intonation and enunciation are spot on even with a hint of accent.
Why is Chitoge's english so good?
Nao is an English major.
shoulda still hired a real white woman.
I want Haru animated.
Japan's too xenophobic, they'd have to ask some American tourist or something.
Because it's shit. Read manga if you don't believe me. Not even shaft's artsy shit would save it.
I hate how they changed that part. It was a lot more interesting in the one-shot where both Raku and Chitoge had ridiculously good grades
Game of the year.
Seriously, a fucking baseball interrupts the confession? What other fucking asspull nonsense are we in store for?
>only lvl 4
Step it up.
Dear God, that was some of the best English I've ever heard from a non-native speaker in an Anime.
Best girl but, she has like no thighs, I wish she has some thighs.
A non-facelift W211 E-Class? Papa needs to get a fancier car for her girl.
Nisekoi have lots of asspulls like that.
No one in this thing has thighs
Even Tsugumi's thigh service in the yukata was lacking in juiciness
I don't understand how Nao Touyama could pronounce English that well in the episode when she can't pronounce "love letter".
The thing about Nisekoi is that the entire premise is based on cliches and that's all it ever will be. The point is to take every generic plot development in existence and create one giant generic, cliche filled story. It's honestly one of the reason why it's so entertaining because it manages to put it all together so well.
That said, if he actually does bring in another male protagonist who has a second locket, I will rage. Though that would mean Marika is guaranteed to win since she's the only one who remembers who the male was in the story. Chitoge and Kosaki doesn't remember what the male looked like so it could very well be the second male, if he goes that route.
Also her father spent so much time abroad to the point that he speaks English at home and her mom answers in Japanese. Growing up in that kind of household it's no wonder her English is good.
This is fucking sad
She pretty much sounded exactly like a Jap who had lived in the States for several years, sasuga SHAFT and Nao.
>She pretty much sounded exactly like a Jap who had lived in the States for several years
If she spent said time in the states locked in a hotel room watching television dramas
English was really cute. I wonder how she will say "zawsze"
Well that makes everything pretty clear. Dropped.
She says it in the episode.
>real white woman
>fluent in both Japanese and English
>good enough VA skills to voice a main heroine
I don't think it's easy to find someone like that.
I posted too soon. Her pronunciation suprisingly well.
Come to think, we still don't know where the fuck that word comes from.
Maybe fourth keygirl is Polish?
A thousand times, Anon.
Oh, Mahou Shoujo of the Dead's mangaka