>stray dog shows up
>suddenly everyone is in hysterics and starts pissing themselves
>Someone gets the flu
This never happened when you were in school?
>stray dog shows up in school
Do you live in Romania or something?
You took an AIRPLANE?
It was a cat, but whatever.
Lucky. All my school ever got was a homeless man wandering the halls
We had a mountain lion once. People understandably flipped a shit
How does that happen.
Are you from Australia?
Do you live in California?
No mountain lions here. Just spiders and snakes.
That's what happened most of the time a dog turned up when I was in school, especially if it found its way into a class.
>Big ass alligator just hanging out in the sewer drain right outside school
>everyone just calmly watches as the animal control bags it and vans it
>people don't really care as we regularly fish poisonous snakes out of our pools with the cleaning net.
I sometimes miss living in the swamp.
I don't know if I should tell you this, but you might be living in the country.
You would be wise to be wary of the temperament of an unknown dog.
This is sound logic, but strays are actually usually chill as fuck because most of them depend so heavily on begging to survive.
>random mouses shows up
>everyone freaks out
its mice not mouses, you baka
my middel school has all the students hang around the front yard before letting everyone. Probably a thousand people or so at a time just hanging around. Sometimes a stray cat or dog walks in and we literally get a giant parade following them around until a security guard takes the animal out.
I dog showed up at our school once. It humiliated everyone trying to catch it and led the teachers on an hour long chase. It was after school during club activities so I didn't see it since I always go straight home.
There was also the time a fight was happening 30 ft behind me and I missed because I was reading a book. I only noticed it when the teachers got there and yelled to break it up.
The chinks aren't used to seeing live dogs.