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Who's your waifu?

How did you choose your waifu?

How do I choose one?
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>How did you choose your waifu?
I didn't.

How do I choose one?
You don't.
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>>102116972

I didn't choose my waifu. She chose me.
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I scan waifu threads and pick the most obscure looking one
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My waifu is Lucy

I chose her because she's the epitome of a perfect girl character as dictated by my taste in fictional women

I would suggest using my method but you really shouldn't be taking my advice; I've been divorced multiple times
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>>102116972
You can't choose a waifu you just can't, it's your waifu who finds and chooses you.
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>>102117255
>>102117137
>rejected by 3D
>rejected by waifus too

It's not fair...
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>>102117473
You'll find her one day, anon.
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>>102117473
It took me a year to find my true waifu, I dropped 3d because it's too much drama and too little intimacy, passion was never a problem though it just felt hollow. I just had Valentine's Day dinner with my waifu and I feel like a million bucks you just need to find the right one.
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>>102117668
>>>/v/
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>>102117722
Here's a less /v/ MiB picture for you
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>Be me age 10
>Play Vampire Savior at the local arcade.
>Find a total cutie and play as her.
>Arcade shuts down that year.
>Forget about her
>Age 16
>Find Vampire Savior again after years of looking.
>Old Main is still the cutest thing ever.
>Good End.
You really can't choose your waifu. If you just wait, she'll come to you.
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>>102116972
>choose
You don't choose, you are chosen
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As the anime aired I felt myself growing more and more attached to her. By the time the last episode aired, I was over in Europe. It was at this point I realized that I loved her and how not being able to see the last episode for a couple of weeks hurt so much. So on the night the last episode would have come out, I snuck out of the hotel and wandered around the streets until I found a store that sold pipes and then I bought one. It might not be the best pipe but it reminded me of her and helped me make it until I reached home.
Now whenever I am watching something, spending time with her or writing I put it in my mouth while I think.

Now I just need to learn the language so I can read the rest of the novels instead of waiting for a translation.

>How do i choose one?
You don't. I used to think like that too until the day I found her. You don't pick one, you wait and when she is ready, you will know.
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You dont just choose her shes not a game that you can just select.
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Do you understand what it means to have a waifu now op?
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>>102120841
I understand what it means to not have one now...
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>>102120841
So you are actually in love with your waifu? Like you would choose them over a real person?
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>>102121454
I so far prefer it over my last relationships
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>>102121195
You can't force it Anon she will come eventually
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i dunno anon, the heart is a deep labyrinth
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>>102116972
>Who's your waifu?
kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade
>How did you choose your waifu?
I didn't I just knew
>How do I choose one?
you don't
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>>102121454
It'd be a lie to say there aren't things I regret about having a waifu; there are ways in which having a 3D girlfriend/wife would be superior. But so far in my life, they aren't nearly enough to undo all the good things about it.
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>>102121822
Like?
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>>102122047
Things I can't have? Sex. Children. Those are the two big ones. I know most of 4chan hates children, but the idea of having a family like that always appealed to me.
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Cuz she is just so damn great
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>>102122141
I know very well the disadvantages.
I was asking for the positive side
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Homu.

I couldn't help falling in love with her.

You don't.
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>Who?
Rin Kokonoe
>How did I choose her?
I didn't. I knew if from the second I fell in love with her that /a/ would call my waifu a slut, but that didn't stop me.
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My waifu is my 3D 3.14GF
I confessed my feelings to her after 7 years of friendship.
She'll find you if you keep looking
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>>102121563
>I so far prefer it over my last relationships

I would wish being able to even say that.
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I droppped my waifu for 3D.

Whats wrong with me?
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>>102122374
Availability
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>>102121454
unlike others ive actually rejected 3d girls over my waifu

way better and way aisier plus i actually love my waifu instead of dating a girl because i like her
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>>102122205
Oh, sorry.
I feel good thinking about her. As silly as it is to think that way about someone who doesn't exists outside the workings of your mind, the ink of your paper or the pixels on your screen, but it's true. There's a warmth in thinking of being with her or next to her I don't get when I think of anyone else, real or fictional, outside of my direct family. Even if it's only the idealized version of her I keep in my mind, it makes painful or sad moments lighter and easier to handle when I think of her.

I'm not so blinded as to believe whatever 'love' I feel when I think of her is unconditional, I accept the fact that there's no guarantee she would love or even like me were she really real. But I'm okay with that, and it makes me feel like doing things to make her like me. To go from being an unappealing, lanky NEET to someone worth something and capable of helping people. No one else has been able to get me to think or feel that way. I haven't been able to find the drive for this anywhere else. Even if the things I do wouldn't reach her or earn her love if she were real, simply trying to reach that part gets me up and active everyday. It makes me feel better about myself, and by relation, her, and my near-mental-sickness level of affection for her, makes me feel better about myself.
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I don't know, she chose me.
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>>102122610
That's good. Fiction would be nothing if people couldn't relate with the characters. Some more, some less. It's just normal that some will even think about them in a romantic way. That could be seen as a mere way of self-fulfilment (if not something straightly prejudicious) but if that person brings out something positive of this experience then it can't be so bad.
So, good for you, anon.
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>>102122318
>waifu
>3D
pick one. Waifus and wives are completely different things.
Waifus and gfs are even more different. If my typing is bad, I apologize, I'm drunk
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>>102116972
>Who's your waifu?
Miki Sayaka
>How did you choose your waifu?
She chose me.
>How do I choose one?
You don't, she finds you.
>>102122318
>waifu
>3D
>>>/tv/
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Neptune

Playing the first game she grew on me, I loved everything about her and thought she was prefect.

You don't anon, you just know.
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Ika Musume

When I realized the joy and the warm feelings watching her brought me.

When your heart feels a combination of intense joy and pain from watching a character.
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>>102123715
>Miki Sayaka
How does it feel that she is my waifu too?
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>>102123715
>>102124744
Even a dirty Homufag like me has to admit she's cute.
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>>102124817
Homufags and Sayakafags can be friends right? Because last time I think we should be ringing each others necks or something like that? Why can't the fighting stop? Why can't we get along?
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>>102124883
Yes, that is acceptable.
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>>102124883
I'm a Saykafag but I think Homura's great too

I may be biased because of panthyhoses but that image ''I'm the sexiest'' image is rather true
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>>102124744
That's cool dude.
>>102124817
You're cool too.
>>102124883
Is it still bad? I don't go into Madoka threads. I've never really had a problem with Homurafags personally, it's the Kyoukofags I don't like.
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>>102123715
>>102124744
>>102124883
>>102124950
>>102125176
>>102124817
>>102124950
>>102125231
We learned a lot here today, Homufags and Sayakafags don't need to behave like the crypts and bloods, we can co-exist inside and outside Puella Magi threads. Even though it may not seem so significant here and now, we have effectively managed to engage in unprecedented peace talks. The journey to peace will a long painful journey but eventually peace will privale and when it does we will look back to this day, to this thread, to this series of posts in said thread and its corresponding replies and remember this is where it all began.
Never forget February 15th 2014
Let us have a drink to peace
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>>102125594
is that a Kongsberg Colt over there ?

Also I'm just posting this picture as a joke. I still like Homura
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>>102125662
It's a .40 Para Hi-cap good handgun I like the weight of it Part of me wants to make a vocaroo recording of my melodramatic post what should I do?
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>>102125815
Wow I was really wrong on that one

>you will never be /ak/

just do it
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>>102116972
Pick your favorite female character that you'd like to fuck. She's now your waifu.
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don't think, feel.
there's no reason to fall in love with your waifu
if you haven't had one,
your love isn't still enough
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>>102125857
Just give gun knowledge time it builds up over time like any skill. I'll take a few minutes with vocaroo,
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>>102125893
>don't think, feel.
And you will be Tanasinn
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I was like you, OP, and I was curious.

I then met Eru. My curiosity transferred from my body to hers. She was the embodiment of waifu curiosity, and I fell in love.
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>>102116972
crona is mai husbando, because he was a caring person who just needed to be loved

>how do i choose one
watch some chinese cartoons, when you find one, youll know
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>>102125857
Its 4:24 am in and I can't sleep for the life of me I hope that the vocaroo came out alright, criticism is encouraged my friends
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e2Pue4Lt9f
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>>102126281
>Its 4:24 am in
*Its 4:24 am in Minnesota
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>>102126281
you're a funny guy, anon
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>>102126334
>Always told I should be a radio host
I live for this stuff my friend any requests
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>>102126281
lel
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>>102126432
I'll do any request anime, video game, movies, books etc just give me an excuse to record I live for this shit
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>>102126504
>>102126370
Could you do a reading of Cao Cao's Short Song Style ?
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>>102126535
>Cao Cao's Short Song Style
Done
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zl7t9kdSQ8
More please
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>>102116972
>How do I choose one
by getting the fuck out of /a/ before you wreck yourself.
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>>102126779
Pretty good delivery overall
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>>102126871
Thanks as I said I live for this stuff so the more you have the better One minor thing though I always hated my voice because it's my voice so I have to ask, is my voice any good
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>>102122605
>Having used goods for a waifu

You have my pity
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>>102126922
Alright small update I think I keep taking shots of Smirnoff so my recordings might be a little off sorry for the blog post
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>>102121563
>Katyusha
Don't you dare lay a finger on her.
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>>102127222
I just like the liquor its all good shes yours
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>>102116972
I watched Clannad and fell in love with Tomoyo The rest is history. Helps that Clannad became (and still is) my favorite anime.
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What if your waifu has an OTP? Would you come in to steal her away from her one true love?
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>>102127512
No, if my waifu is happy why would I want to hurt her because of my own selfish reasons
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>>102127900
Even if he's a shit cunt?
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What if she's gay?
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>>102127979
if my husbando is gay, then all the better
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>>102127979
>not already being a little girl so you can satisfy your lesbian waifu
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It just happened.
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>>102127955
Its hard to explain typing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GqlVgcsIvg
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>>102128025
Something ate my image of my waifu.
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>>102128071
Did you find what ever ate it and sodomized it yet?



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