Happy Valentine's Day /a/!
I hope /a/non-senpai notices me...
Your senpai will never notice you
There's no need to be so mean, h-he might someday!
Happy Friday I guess.
Joke's on you asshole, I'm a deaf blind
What was that?
Please be my valentine!
I just want an /a/non for valentines day...
Are you a cute boy or grill?
You heard me
So you can suck him off and ingest his semen, right?
I didn't say that!
I'll take 3 of those
Do you have decent taste?
Anyone want to share some strawberries?
I think I have pretty good taste!
To be honest, I don't know where I was planning on going with this.
Happy Valentine's day, anyway.
Having my wisdom teeth taken out today was a bummer.
I tried to think of something lewd to say about that but I couldn't
Yeah, there's nothing really lewd about it, especially since I'm not really in a position to kiss anyone.
You guys are pathetic
Your bottom mouth can still kiss other things
You don't want to fuck somebody who's just had their wisdom teeth removed, trust me. Really wasn't worth the risk.
I notice you please stop stalking me I'm scared
But senpai, we're meant to be together forever, I can't stop following you
I'm not your senpai I've never even seen you before!
I feel like it would be much easier to take advantage of an /a/non who is slightly delirious from painkillers
No! You're my senpai and we belong together! Don't play these games with me senpai, it makes me kind of angry
I guess I'll just have to keep you in my basement from now on...
Another Valentines come and gone with no qt /a/non valentine
I just removed my wisdom tooth about a month ago. It is not that bad.
I'm dizzy and quite lightheaded. I'm sure cuddling at the least would be a bit more enjoyable.
Why would that be?
If you're dizzy and lightheaded, I don't think you'd be in a position to do anything if I decided to do a bit more than cuddle
Is that a warning or a promise?
Well, you're pissing yourself the whole time about them waking up, they're totally knocked out so their body isn't responding in any way, so you gotta use lube and it's just a mess.
a little bit of both. If some cute boy was in my arms and he was a bit delirious and dizzy, there's no way I would be able to control myself
What if they got only local anesthetic for wisdom teeth removal?
Were you trying to fuck them during the procedure or something?
I'm not talking about during the procedure, anon.
What the fuck.
Just reading that made me all tingly and excited.
Getting all excited at the thought of someone taking advantage of your foggy mental state? Anon, how lewd of you
The hydrocodone must be at its peak right now, as I feel about to pass out.
Goodnight anon, sorry I couldn't stay longer.
Don't worry anon, I'll just molest your body while you're passed out
I wouldn't be worried about her waking up if it was during the procedure and she was under anesthetic, idiots. She was dead asleep for something like 12 hours after she got home. Being doped up and getting out of surgery will do that to you.
They missed out. I'm not usually one for drugs, but damn, those few seconds before I went under were awesome.
Turns out I felt a wave of nausea right as I was heading towards bed, so I'm awake now.
I just about collapsed from fatigue on the way back.
You just can't get enough of me, can you? A delirious lewd boy.
All I did after getting my wisdom teeth out was eat mashed potatoes, not pass out
Well lucky me my sister doesn't have your constitution.
Awake or asleep I'm having my way with you. I would just love to see what someone looks like when they're both aroused and lightheaded
Blushing with my eyes barely open, my lips lightly parted, my head nodding off.
Too weak to lift up my arms or get up.
This is quite the unique experience.
Sounds like this would be the perfect time to slip you out of your clothes and into something cuter for my pleasure. Maybe some pink striped panties and a nice short skirt with a matching top.
I think I could have lots of fun with you that way
Mouuu hazukashii na
If that's how you want to start, there's nothing I can do to stop you.
Not that I'd want to.
Of course anon, there would be nothing you could do if I decided to take pictures of you in your cute new outfit, for my own future enjoyment.
Or if I wanted to just grope your butt and chest and crotch until you were squirming with arousal.
And of course you wouldn't be able to do anything but look on if I decided to take off my pants
You're making my mind go all foggy and my body shake, anon.
P-please be gentle...
No fuck you
I really wish you'd stop making these shitty trap threads.
You want dicks? Futas are superior in every way.
You don't like tits or curvy asses? There's loli futas for you.
This "le trap" meme is getting old. Either fuck a girl, or fuck a harry bara beast; you degenerate assclowns.
I wish I could figure out what retarded events in your life lead to you thinking that a fetish is a meme or even something that can just be decided or changed on a whim
Its not a meme, some people just have a different fetish than you, go be assmad somewhere else
I like both traps and futas. There's nothing wrong with liking one or the other.
So put your little cock away and stop liking what I don't like.
That's a trap, right?
..Umm, do you want to find out together, /a/non...?
>male symbol twice in the image
Gee I wonder
demn air intakes
It sucks that the anon disappeared out of nowhere on me.
This was the closest I've gotten to a Valentine's date ;_;