Alright, let's get it out of the way.
how was your valentine's day with you're husbando
Nth verse, same as the first; just a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!
Time for what?
Time for a rectal exam. You remembered to stay on your prescribed routine for the past week, correct?
Good. That will make this go a whole lot smoother.
Oh shit I'm sorry
Valentines day is ruined.
Deleted my post so I could make a new thread with the proper OP.
Fuck the police.