>you're waifu will never be real
>tfw you are alone on Valentine's day
My waifu is real In my heart!
Jokes on you my waifus is real, she is just 2D.
If my waifu isn't real, then all I have to do is not be real do I can be together with her.
>actually caring about forced events
But life is a set of forced events anon-kyun.
It was you that started with the Edge, Edgemeister.