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>Anon-kun... Would you go out with me?
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Sorry, I already have a waifu. Pic related
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Blogshit incoming.
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>>102103797
But I'm a gril
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Sure, why not. You look like an easy fuck.
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>>102103797
Okay but you'll have to eat all these eggs
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>>102103797
I'm sorry Tomoko, I already have a Valentine.
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>>102103797
But Tomoko...I thought we already were? Why are you so cruel...
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>>102103990
Aren't we all?
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unf
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>>102104556
I'm not.
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I want to do anal with Mokocchi
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No, your anime/manga is shit and your to autistic.
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>>102103797
No. You're flat, you're ugly, you're a horrible person, you probably smell like cat piss and you think of the only friend you have as a slut and a bitch just because she's hot jailbait and can actually interact with people.
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>>102104723
>your to
I feel sick.
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>>102104671
>Doing anal with a girl with poor hygiene
Enjoy getting shit on your dick.
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Get a better personality and we'll talk
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>>102104880
Anime girls dont poop
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>>102104857
Exactly, she's /a/ in a nutshell.
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>>102104880
I want my dick to smell like her armpit.
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>>102103797

Only if you wear this.
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Tomoko pls don't do this, it's valentines day and I already booked the restaurant reservations. Stop crying and go get changed into that conservative skirt I love so much.
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>>102104617
What are you, some sort of faggot?
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>>102103797
> Anon-kun, want to come with me to peep at a love hotel?
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>>102105056
Don't bully me just because i'm not a cute little girl.
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>>102105032
Wow. That's really slutty.
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>>102104930
Would you fuck /a/? And not a qt /a/non trap who wants to play pretend, but someone with an actual vagina who acted like /a/ does?
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>>102105171
>namefag
>the lewdest of lolis
>calling things slutty
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>>102105037
Dis guy loves his waifu. Go be with her mahn
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She'd be easy to get in bed and down for just about anything. But would it be wrong to take advantage of her insecurity?
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>>102104864
Sorry anon, it's late. That was silly of me.
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>>102105250
>>the lewdest of lolis
I'm not sure what you're implying here.
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>>102104617
Hentai! I can't believe you go on boards filled with little girls. Disgusting!
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Are you seriously asking me?

Do you have shit taste or something?
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Would you molest her so she could gain some self confidence?
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But we are already outside
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Yes. But you're paying.
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Is it bad that I want Tomoko to molest Yuu so hard she bears Tomoko's magic baby? I'm sure Loki could arrange something.
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b-but I am 25. surely you wouldnt go out with an old gramps like me?!
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>>102105876
what is with her hands and why is she not cosplaying hanako?
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>>102106043
They look like they were burned and the fingers amputated to me, but I'm not an expert.
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>>102106043
>>102106111
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/girl-rare-skin-condition-honored-anime-film-article-1.1609985

When I first saw her I thought she was just a typical deep southerner.
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Where is the catch

Are you really asking me?

Sorry but if it's your plan to make fun of me you can piss off and leave me alone, please.
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>>102106242
I like how they made her character chubby too.
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>>102106043
>>102106111
>>102106242
>>102106296
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>>102103797
Of course I would you sow.
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>>102106242
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>>102103797
Sorry Tomoko
I already have one
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>>102106242
>Cassie as anime character Miku Hatsune ahead of New Orleans Comic Con in 2012.
>anime character Miku Hatsune
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One condition: Don't bathe for a week and then come to school.

I want to see if she'd actually do it.
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>>102103797
>Sorry, what did you say?
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>>102106541
Eh? Nandatte?
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Sure, I have no one else to go out with.
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Why are you asking an ugly piece of shit like me?

There are a lot of better guys around you can date
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>>102105188
I only say this because my faith is weak today.
Yes.
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Y-You too
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>>102105188
Yes, I cant think of myself having a relationship with someone who's much better than me, and who probably has had much more sexual experience.
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>>102106963
Why not? It would be great. You'd be a relationship overachiever.
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>>102106274
That's probably how I'd feel if I got asked out unless I knew the person well.
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>>102103797
Can we hold hands?
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>you will never get a shutin girlfriend who hates the world as much as you do
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>>102109002
>Implying shut in girls want shut in guys
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>>102109002
>you will never live with a fujoshi
>you will never walk in on her as she fails to quickly minimise her yaoi folder
>you will never be kept awake at night by the sound of her masturbating
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>>102104556
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>>102106274
>>102107419
I had that feeling a lot in high school
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>>102104056
w-what?
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>>102109818
EAT ALL THE EGGS
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>>102109818
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>>102103797
no you smell like rotten tuna take a fucking shower goddamn
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Only if I can suck on your long pencil-thin futa dick.
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>>102105516
Iwas about to call you on that before realizing it did wonders for the slef-confidence of this hot babe here.
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>>102104915
>Anime girls dont poop
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>>102110725
When will she finally fuck her brother?
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only if I can cut your hair
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>>102103797
Maybe. Ask me again tomorrow after I think on it.
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>>102103797

No, you are literally the worst kind of girl.
All you do is blame everyone around you for your own flaws.
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>>102106364
I laughed so hard, if I wasn't already going to hell I am now.
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>>102110167

Why did they edit that screencap? Was there something about eggs in KlK?
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>>102111638
No.
It was light punch
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>>102103797
I would have you:
>Cut your hair
>Get some sleep
>Get a hygiene routine going
>Do some exercise
>Get a hobby

and then make you into an antagonist in some serious manga about something trivial

Like Card games.
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>>102111785
What's wrong with her hair? Girls need to keep long hair.

And Tomoko already washes herself.
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>>102105876
>>102106341
I never really found it in my heart to laugh at people like this. In the end we all just really like manga right?
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>>102111844
>long hair
>2014

come on pleb, get with the times
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>>102103990
me too
>pic related
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>>102111947
>Short hair
>Calling others pleb
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>>102111844
Cutting your hair is a good way to start a new phase. It's starts out as a constant reminder that your not the same person you were before.

I usually let my facial hair grow out when i'm in a rut and then shave it off when I decide to get out of it. Long hair is like a reminder to me that your going to be happy again eventually, but you have to sacrifice something to do it.
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>>102111947
I can't bend my wrist that far while twisting my arm like that.
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>>102112194
You've ruined that picture for me now, but I have more.
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if you rim me
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But you don't exist.
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>>102109539
>you will never drop your spaghetti trying to convince her mother you're good for her
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>>102104857
Come to think of it, Tomoki-kun will get some chocolates from his classmate girls -and-Komiyama-san, Valentine's day story may be interesting.
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I'd rather an /a/non be my valentine, sorry
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>>102110167
>someone edited a screencap from /v/ to make it seem like its from /a/
That's just sad.
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>>102103797
I'm awfully sorry,but I can't betray your husbando,Tomoko.
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>>102105146
I'd love to,but it's too cold today ...for lying on the concrete floor in a prone position.
Maybe in summer...

>Fantasista
>implying Tomoki's favorite hotel
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Yes.
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>>102103797
No. You're kind of an asshole.
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>>102115577
That anatomy is horrible. Look at the distance between her head and boobs.
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She probably would look more like this.
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>>102110676

I just...were you just waiting to use that pic?
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>>102112194
>>102112256
If it helps I can.
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>>102106242

Don't read this if you've been drinking, or you will cry sad manly tears.
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>>102105886
If its the same Loki that turned a dude into a girl, anything is possible
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>>102117611
More like finding another good reason why God doesn't exist.
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>>102116203
id still do her.
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>>102103797
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This is /a/. We all know that if any girl asked us out we'd stutter out a yes and get laughed at because it was only a joke.
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>>102120358

I can definitely see even Tomoko making fun of /a/.
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>>102112043
oh wow.

that's actually really good life advice.

i'm going through one of those periods right now.

havent been to school in two weeks and just generally all-around wishing i was a NEET.

thanks for the help, anon.

i think i'll go back to school this monday.
i mean. it's midterms. so i probably would have gone anyway.
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>>102120117
Skirts have pockets?
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>>102106242
fuuuuuck

that sucks

and here I came into this thread to talk about how I would pump and dump Tomoko but now I just feel like shit



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