>Anon-kun... Would you go out with me?
Sorry, I already have a waifu. Pic related
But I'm a gril
Sure, why not. You look like an easy fuck.
Okay but you'll have to eat all these eggs
I'm sorry Tomoko, I already have a Valentine.
But Tomoko...I thought we already were? Why are you so cruel...
Aren't we all?
I want to do anal with Mokocchi
No, your anime/manga is shit and your to autistic.
No. You're flat, you're ugly, you're a horrible person, you probably smell like cat piss and you think of the only friend you have as a slut and a bitch just because she's hot jailbait and can actually interact with people.
I feel sick.
>Doing anal with a girl with poor hygiene
Enjoy getting shit on your dick.
Get a better personality and we'll talk
Anime girls dont poop
Exactly, she's /a/ in a nutshell.
I want my dick to smell like her armpit.
Only if you wear this.
Tomoko pls don't do this, it's valentines day and I already booked the restaurant reservations. Stop crying and go get changed into that conservative skirt I love so much.
What are you, some sort of faggot?
> Anon-kun, want to come with me to peep at a love hotel?
Don't bully me just because i'm not a cute little girl.
Wow. That's really slutty.
Would you fuck /a/? And not a qt /a/non trap who wants to play pretend, but someone with an actual vagina who acted like /a/ does?
>the lewdest of lolis
>calling things slutty
Dis guy loves his waifu. Go be with her mahn
She'd be easy to get in bed and down for just about anything. But would it be wrong to take advantage of her insecurity?
Sorry anon, it's late. That was silly of me.
>>the lewdest of lolis
I'm not sure what you're implying here.
Hentai! I can't believe you go on boards filled with little girls. Disgusting!
Are you seriously asking me?
Do you have shit taste or something?
Would you molest her so she could gain some self confidence?
But we are already outside
Yes. But you're paying.
Is it bad that I want Tomoko to molest Yuu so hard she bears Tomoko's magic baby? I'm sure Loki could arrange something.
b-but I am 25. surely you wouldnt go out with an old gramps like me?!
what is with her hands and why is she not cosplaying hanako?
They look like they were burned and the fingers amputated to me, but I'm not an expert.
When I first saw her I thought she was just a typical deep southerner.
Where is the catch
Are you really asking me?
Sorry but if it's your plan to make fun of me you can piss off and leave me alone, please.
I like how they made her character chubby too.
Of course I would you sow.
I already have one
>Cassie as anime character Miku Hatsune ahead of New Orleans Comic Con in 2012.
>anime character Miku Hatsune
One condition: Don't bathe for a week and then come to school.
I want to see if she'd actually do it.
>Sorry, what did you say?
Sure, I have no one else to go out with.
Why are you asking an ugly piece of shit like me?
There are a lot of better guys around you can date
I only say this because my faith is weak today.
Yes, I cant think of myself having a relationship with someone who's much better than me, and who probably has had much more sexual experience.
Why not? It would be great. You'd be a relationship overachiever.
That's probably how I'd feel if I got asked out unless I knew the person well.
Can we hold hands?
>you will never get a shutin girlfriend who hates the world as much as you do
>Implying shut in girls want shut in guys
>you will never live with a fujoshi
>you will never walk in on her as she fails to quickly minimise her yaoi folder
>you will never be kept awake at night by the sound of her masturbating
I had that feeling a lot in high school
EAT ALL THE EGGS
no you smell like rotten tuna take a fucking shower goddamn
Only if I can suck on your long pencil-thin futa dick.
Iwas about to call you on that before realizing it did wonders for the slef-confidence of this hot babe here.
>Anime girls dont poop
When will she finally fuck her brother?
only if I can cut your hair
Maybe. Ask me again tomorrow after I think on it.
No, you are literally the worst kind of girl.
All you do is blame everyone around you for your own flaws.
I laughed so hard, if I wasn't already going to hell I am now.
Why did they edit that screencap? Was there something about eggs in KlK?
It was light punch
I would have you:
>Cut your hair
>Get some sleep
>Get a hygiene routine going
>Do some exercise
>Get a hobby
and then make you into an antagonist in some serious manga about something trivial
Like Card games.
What's wrong with her hair? Girls need to keep long hair.
And Tomoko already washes herself.
I never really found it in my heart to laugh at people like this. In the end we all just really like manga right?
come on pleb, get with the times
>Calling others pleb
Cutting your hair is a good way to start a new phase. It's starts out as a constant reminder that your not the same person you were before.
I usually let my facial hair grow out when i'm in a rut and then shave it off when I decide to get out of it. Long hair is like a reminder to me that your going to be happy again eventually, but you have to sacrifice something to do it.
I can't bend my wrist that far while twisting my arm like that.
You've ruined that picture for me now, but I have more.
if you rim me
But you don't exist.
>you will never drop your spaghetti trying to convince her mother you're good for her
Come to think of it, Tomoki-kun will get some chocolates from his classmate girls -and-Komiyama-san, Valentine's day story may be interesting.
I'd rather an /a/non be my valentine, sorry
>someone edited a screencap from /v/ to make it seem like its from /a/
That's just sad.
I'm awfully sorry,but I can't betray your husbando,Tomoko.
I'd love to,but it's too cold today ...for lying on the concrete floor in a prone position.
Maybe in summer...
>implying Tomoki's favorite hotel
No. You're kind of an asshole.
That anatomy is horrible. Look at the distance between her head and boobs.
She probably would look more like this.
I just...were you just waiting to use that pic?
If it helps I can.
Don't read this if you've been drinking, or you will cry sad manly tears.
If its the same Loki that turned a dude into a girl, anything is possible
More like finding another good reason why God doesn't exist.
id still do her.
This is /a/. We all know that if any girl asked us out we'd stutter out a yes and get laughed at because it was only a joke.
I can definitely see even Tomoko making fun of /a/.
that's actually really good life advice.
i'm going through one of those periods right now.
havent been to school in two weeks and just generally all-around wishing i was a NEET.
thanks for the help, anon.
i think i'll go back to school this monday.
i mean. it's midterms. so i probably would have gone anyway.
Skirts have pockets?
and here I came into this thread to talk about how I would pump and dump Tomoko but now I just feel like shit