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How do I get a waifu?
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>>102099575
you must first acquire the Zypher blade.
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>>102099627

I don't understand.
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Go to the waifu store and pick the one you like most.

Pay for her, take your waifu home, properly tell her where everything is located so she can get around by herself, and that's it.
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>>102099575
Like this
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>>102100054
Be sure to check if she has all her vaccinations and dental work up to date. Most places will do that for you, but it's good to doublecheck to prevent complications down the line.
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>>102100003
The first thing you must do is acquire the Zypher blade.
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To find your waifu, you must fall in love. Waifus aren't just some joke, many really, truly, love their waifu with all their hearts.

People who frequently change their waifu, don't actually love them, they just think it's a joke.

If you don't truly love your waifu, you don't belong on /a/.
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>>102099575
I just don't know anon the closest i've come after watching 400+ anime is lafiel from crest of the stars but still no waifu. I thought for a while it might be Asuka and before that Haruko but never quite made it.
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>>102099575
become pathetic
???
stay that way
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>>102100200
This is the funniest goddamn thing I've read all day.
You do know waifus started as a joke, right?
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>>102100054
>>102100148

I'm being serious.

>>102100103

Please Kuwabara.

>>102100164

I don't understand.

I just want to know how to tell if someone is for sure my waifu.

>>102100223

I just want to feel complete.
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>>102099575
Your wafi gets you...
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>>102100103
>"A mulberry is a tree, Kuwabara is a man"
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>>102100408
Listen the first thing you're going to have to do before getting anything or doing anything is go find the fucking Zypher blade and acquire it.
This isn't that hard to understand, go fucking do it. Stop wasting everyone's time here we all have our Zypher blades and waifus but you don't.
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>>102100480

How can I get something that I don't know what is.
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>>102100579
How the fuck is that my problem?
You don't know what life is exactly, do you? You can't define what life is can you, or the point of existence? Yet you still live and exist.
Go find the Zypher blade or go home.
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>>102100408
You can only become as deluded as this >>102100200 when you have completely given up on ever speaking to a real-life human being.

Before "waifus" were a thing I went to high school with a guy who SWORE he was in a committed relationship with Fifi la Fume, the skunk girl from Tiny Toons. It was heartbreaking because he was picked on so much that he just completely surrendered on ever trying to interact with humans again and just manufactured a relationship with someone who could never leave him.

It's easy to make fun of people and their delusions (the ones who aren't joking about it, at least), but when you take into consideration what got them to that lonely place to begin with it becomes extremely sad.
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>>102101028
Woah, you're such a deep thinker.

Kill yourself
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>>102101122
no u
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You don't get a waifu Anon, she gets you. One day you will meet her and before you can see you will see yourself with folders full of images of her, you will see yourself defending your waifu's honor in anonymous image boards, you will see yourself sending death threats to silly authors that think they can make your waifu suffer,
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So much normalfaggotry ITT, you are the deluded ones who should kill yourselves.
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>>102101028
But I talk to people a plenty and still have a waifu.

Not many close friends but still.
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>>102099575
That's not how it works.
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>>102099575

You first must make your way to Gensokyo or Balamb Garden.
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>>102100200
this
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>>102101028
Get the fuck out normalfag
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>>102100103
>I'm being serious.
First rule of waifus is not to be serious.
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>>102108032 is for >>102100408



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