Do you touch fluffy tail?
I would if it was real
I would if Kitsoviet would update Soviet Fluffy
[x] Touch fluffy tail and rub face on it.
Some one should colour this.
>Do you touch fluffy tail?
You will never marry a beautiful, gentle fluffy-tail monster-girl on Saint Valentine's Day.
>You will never make love with her in your honeymoon for the first time, in the hopes of making her the mother of your daughterus.
“Call me Ninarth!” She points on of her claws toward herself while you slowly shake the other. Without a second doubt both of them grab you like a toy and lift you up to her height. She presses her nose to your hair before taking a long inhalation. You catch Dagura’s eyes shrink into snake like pupil’s before she throws herself against the older woman’s back. “Let go of him! Anon is mine not yours!” Ninarth stops her sniffing to give you a warm hug and drops you into Dagura’s arms like a toy. “Just remember to take care of him dear, humans aren’t nearly as resilient as they seem, wash him once a day and if he screams try to calm him down with cuddles…” She spent the next ten minutes giving Dagura disturbingly intricate instructions in how to take care of a human, not once looking at you. Dagura nodded with a frown on her face while listening inattentively until she finally left.
“Humph, good for riddances!” Dagura carried you like a princess all the way to her bed where she coiled around you and rubbed herself all over you twice as determined as before. All the while she wore an unhappy expression. “Dagura, what are you doing?” She was getting dangerously close to your crotch as she passed her cheeks through your stomach. She looked up at you with a serious expression. “Anon smells bad now, I’ll make him smell like me.” You didn’t get the chance to ask anything else as she buried her face into your stomach. You had to promise her that you’d get to it another time before she allowed you to leave.
“Continue scrabbling?” Dagura pointed at the sparsed scrabble pieces as well as at her hand covered in smeared words. You looked at her and said…
1. Yeah lets finish (retard moe + family shenanigans)
2. Actually lets go out somewhere (random encounter + retard moe)
3. Let’s go to the library (Bookwurm and stalker Ryu)
4. Custom option
The poll is still open since it ended in a three way tie.
>You will never gift your fluffy-tail waifu/daughteru a kitten to try and cheer her up after she discovers through several tests that she is infertile.
>You will never see her contemplate your future as she hold the kitten as if it were a baby, sight adrift in the sea of time, the fact that she will never be able to bear your beautiful fluffy-tail daugtherus/granddaughterus.
1, Father Anon could use a hand
What is adoption, anon?
Admittedly, I feel that some CYOA's can drag on, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying every last bit of them.
Let's nip it in the bud.
Chapters 52 and 53 are done and that brings a conclusion to the Lake Anthren arc.
I'll be holding off on writing anything for about a week. Enjoy and or catch up at your leisure in the meantime. Would also appreciate comments and thoughts on the arc or story in general thus far. Don't hesitate to send me a message about any embarrassing typos I need to correct either.
I don't want to get off this ride.
Man I really like all 3 options though, kiyo could teach dagura to be more gentle and calm with gardening, or we could meet katla and make them friends if we go somewhere, or we can find out what the relationship of dadnon and momura is.
I'll stick with 1 though because I want to see if momura really wears the pants in that relationship or if she only acts like that and that's why dadnon always looks tired.
Cool. I was waiting for you to post both chapters before I read through them. Now I can start binging.
> "Don't cry, please don't. We can always adopt you know. I'm sure there's plenty of poor little ones who would love to have such a caring mother as you. Just, cheer up, okay? I love you."
>Be merchant trader on his way to new city with family
>Traveling by Galleon, because sea travel is quicker
>Also luxurious as fuck, and being a trader you can afford it
>Everything is going well
>Pleasant sea breeze carries the scent of salty air into your lungs
>The sun is bright and high in the sky
>You're lazing on the deck pleasantly sharing some exotic cocktails with the captain
>Wife and kid are snoozing below decks
>This is the life you had always wanted
>The captain is a minotaur pirate
>Her husband is the first mate
>Suddenly the ship lurches to a halt
>In the middle of the ocean
>You hear the man in the crows nest yell out "We must have hit a reef"
Unable to resist and further, you place your hands on Myrah's hips, and begin to hump in and out of her at a fast pace. The holstaur moans and moos loudly, her eyes rolling back into her head, as she leans back into Delilah. The lich let's out a throaty, seductive laugh, her fingers still teasing the tanned girl's clit.
"Good boy, just like that~" Delilah coos, and returns to nibbling Myrah's ear. You grip onto the holstaur tightly, pounding into her with all your might, the sound of skin slapping filling the room, alongside Myrah's moans and moos. She's squeezing you tightly, almost painfully slow, but you keep going. Milk continues to flow from her deliciously brown bouncing breasts, running down her stomach in white rivers, the occasional droplets splattering against your chest.
"Do you hear her, my sweet baby? She's so close, push my baby over the edge, honey~" Delilah coos, encouraging you. You grit your teeth, and continue to slam as hard and as fast as you can into the holstaur, your muscles burning in protest. You can feel your own orgasm building stronger, as Myrah screams out, and clenches even harder against you, her entire body trembling as her orgasm hits her like a tidal wave. You continue to pound her, harder and harder, until you slam into her as deep as you can, moaning as you shoot rope after rope of white hot cum in her womb. Myrah's eyes widen, their bronze glow growing stronger, along with her tattoos, shining bright blue, casting the room in a sapphire tint. Moments pass, as you are locked in this position, before you once again fall against the bed, panting heavily. Myrah falls against you, and she pants into your ear.
"Thank you~" she whispers into your ear, a wide smile across her face.
A: Wait and see what happens
B: Have her dismount and prepare for round 3
C: Give her an affectionate kiss
Is it time for SUFFERING?
What is a fluffy-tail daughteru (you will never have) who you help her brush her multiple tails.
>Wife and kid are snoozing below decks
>RELEASE THE KRAKEN
I want to see how Dadanon is treated by his waifu
Sounds good thank you shit genes and belief in eugenics
1 I want more motherwurm
So why is there no Davy Jones girl who controls the Kraken anyway?
Come on guys. Its one of the loneliest days of the year. I dont want this suffering
"Suck harder." You command. "You're still no good at this."
She tries and you wince as she accidentally nicks you with her teeth. You tweak her ear enough to show your dissatisfaction. "You've got a big mouth so you have to work more at it. Leverage what you have over small girls. Use your tongue and those powerful bellows in your chest."
Nina mumbles her assent and the vibrations send a shiver up your spine. She redoubles her efforts, her cheeks pulling concave and taut. The suction is incredible, the seal vacuum tight, as she works up and down your saliva-coated dick. She takes it as deep as she can go without choking, leaving a couple inches dry. You'll need to teach her to deepthroat on her own, not to mention use her hands and tongue more.
A meaty thump strikes against your thigh. You never get tired of Nina's pendulous breasts beating in time against your legs when you get a blowjob from her.
As the pleasure builds, you grab the base of her black ponytail and force her to your tempo. She resists at first, then you feel her neck muscles slacken as she tries to maintain any kind of technique while her face bobs up and down on your crotch.
The centaur's hot breath from her nostrils caresses your shaft and you feel her try to work her tongue around one last time when you arch your back. A split second later and your member explodes in orgasm. Hot marble white cum splashes all over Nina's mouth and down her throat, your seed trying vainly to impregnate the beautiful centaur.
You remove yourself slowly from Nina's mouth, her lips still wrapped tight around your member. To her credit, she swallows her cough along with your load. She leans forward and gives your shaft a final lick before kissing your glans and looking at you. Her smile is strained but genuine.
"And." You prompt.
"Please forgive me." Nina sits up, placing one hand on your penis. She uses the other to press your own hand against a ripe brown breast. "I'll be a good girl."
>What the fuck is going on
>Cocktail spilled all over your clothes
>What the fucks a reef doing out in the middle of the sea
>Ship begins creaking and groaning
>Suddenly one of the masts is dragged into the sea by a large powerful tentacle
>Second mast topples over the grille that leads to the under decks
>White tentacles rise up out of the water to envelop the ship, Minotaur captain is furious, and bellows to her shipmates
>Massive tentacle envelops the captain and drags her off the side of the boat into the azure sea below
>Ship begins to slowly sink
>Deck is now devoid of life, some sailors got shredded by loose ropes and falling rigging
>Others already jumped into the sea
>You hear cries for help as you see your family trapped under the wooden grille
>The water is up to their waists
>Suddenly a Kraken appears on deck
>She asks you whether you want to go down with the ship, and drown with your family
>Or whether you'd rather live together with her in the black abyss under the waves
>You take a look at your wife and child struggling for air
>You beg the kraken to help you lift the mast off of the grille and let them out
>She agrees to it, but only if you join her in the blackness
>You accept, and she Quickly envelops you with her tentacles and drags you into the ocean
>Your wife and child left to die below decks
>She begins giggling softly, and whispers how you two are going to be alone, and spend a lot of quality time together, and no whores from a past life will come between you
>You try to drown yourself because of the sorrow, but death does not come, as you find the kraken has given you the ability to breathe water
Do you fear rape?
>You will never release your all your semen overboard along with your sailor comrades to atract a Spem-Whale Monstergirl to fend off the attacking Kraken Squid-Girl.
Now you know true suffering.
One girl fully recharged, one more to go
Give to the Lich, but maybe take another mouthful of milk for strength
Lets not start this again whale lover.
Sounds like a possible Lilim, perhaps even the daughter of Poseidon.
And this is why you should never trust monster girls.
Calling it now, KC will eventually do an MG of it
That sounds amazing.
You're only mad because you are a baby-tier sea monster.
You will get used to loneliness in couple years.
>You beg the kraken to help you lift the mast off of the grille and let them out
>She agrees to it, but only if you join her in the blackness
>You accept, and she Quickly envelops you with her tentacles and drags you into the ocean
>Your wife and child left to die below decks
Jesus Christ that was a dick move. Fuck you too, Kraken. I'd be trying to punch that fucker every time she went near me, or bite off her face/tentacles.
So from the descriptions you've given so far, I'm guessing Nina's human half is scaled up to be a bit larger than a normal human?
Still surprised we don't have a marine based Lamia yet. I mean, an actual lamia of the sea like a Tiamat or Leviathan or something...
No disrespect to Ryu and Shirohebi lovers out there....
Man, it's pretty hot to see her being more submissive.
You can take your fat whales somewhere else.
Let me ask you something, /mg/:
We always go on about how we wish MGs were real, so let me ask
If you could let MGs and your waifu be real, but they are 3D would you?
Why does the whale have gills?
That was kinda cruel man
Will there be more?
>You will never be the guy that screams that's a horrible idea, because it doesn't attract whales, it chums the water for sharkgirls
>You will never hold to a piece of flotsam as you watch the rest of the survivors of your ship get picked off by a feeding frenzy of Charcaradon rapethemostias
>You will never feel the slick quick bump of a sharkgirl checking you out cautiously
>You will never look into her beady black eyes as she drags you below with a toothy grin
badly written forced suffering stories take time to write
Yetis (the good ones) are surprisingly easy to cosplay, if you have the right body type and skin tone. It's not a stretch to imagine what they'd look like in 3D space.
>you will never watch movies like Jaws and Deep Blue Sea with your sharkgirl waifu
1, solely because I want more Momwurm
it is time for revenge against the kraken.
Can you do more ambiguous end stuff like the baphomet? I really love those kind of things where it's technically a "bad end" but it's also good in another sense
"Well what did you think?" Asked Dan patiently awaiting Chris' response.
"Dan let's be real here, it's amateur at best. I mean why would a centaur become submissive to a jerk like you? Also what's up with your monster girl fetish as of late? It's kinda creeping Elise out. Why don't you find a 3d girlfriend? Then maybe you'll get live out this delusional fantasy of yours." Chris remarked.
"3d? 3D!?! Chris have you lost your mind? They are pig disgusting and will never please me the way a centaur would! Not like a plebeian like you would understand!" Dan screamed as he stormed off into his room to jack off to the various centaur doujins he hid under his bed.
Dan Vs Monster girls, make it happen
25 hands tall man. She's a draft horse slightly bigger than the Percheron in Z-ton's manga.
Okay, thanks. Now I can visualize it all even better.
I wish only that a lamia would use me as a heater pack at night.
Closest one is Dan vs. the Boss where she's a succubus.
Stay mad, squid-nigga.
>...that's a horrible idea, because it doesn't attract whales...
Why would people call them Sperm-Whales if they weren;t attracted to male love-fluids?
Trust me, I'm a professional sailor.
That is one of my favorite fluffy tail pictures. It combines comfy winter garbs with maximum fluffyness.
I just want to cuddle her
A tomboy as well, so you can expect her to be a bit more swole.
C followed by B.
God, I love how well toned her body is.
Any chance you'll be writing a scene with Nina wearing a harness and bit?
She's been a bad girl. She's getting the bit. She'll have to earn her hackamore.
Later tonight though. We got other scenes first.
Nope, because I'm not YBA (the author).
Just to clarify, 25 hand equals to 100 inches. That is about 2.54 meters in height.
I don't know why, but the thought of Nina putting on nothing but equipment for horse-riding is really arousing.
I'd like to think that's because it'd be like bondage equipment for centaurs rather than me having some sort of weird horse-riding fetish.
how do I get sadpanda to disappear?
>all that spoiler abuse
Stop it guys
Yea, go feed the whales with your krill dick.
>Those beads on the cover were never used on her
I hope zton some day goes back and does another story with her using them
Blame bronies and their horsecunt obsession.
Well it's not constructive criticism but I love the arc. Granted it was a bit confusing at the beginning but I read a few days ago you were trying something different but changed your mind or some such.
Basically I enjoy your work.
I read your dull story and I think you were misusing were and was in some place
Oh, it's alright. They all enjoy it. The centaur does it willingly to help motivate her soldiers.
Don't be a fag and just fap.
Just ignore him please.
Dunno if anyone cares, but here's the Pixiv gallery of the MM author
MGs don't love, silly boy.
They only want you for your filthy meat stick.
What should next girl be?
To them you're nothing more than a sack of sperm.
>One centaur and two humans.
>Keeping the morale of your soldiers high.
>You will never be their semen slave.
Truly, this is suffering
Just imagine it:
The Sandworm would swallow you up, and snug inside the inside of her mouth, she would go deep under the earth and spend days using her main body to pleasure you, and all you can do is squirm around as she tightly presses against you inside her mouth.
The Scorpion Girl would inject you with her venom, and as the paralysis and aphrodisiacs take affect, she would tease you with her body. And she wouldn't let you actually cum, just so she could see the pathetic look in your eyes as you beg to let you ejaculate. And once you did, she would inject you again and do it all over again.
The Khepri would crawl all over your body, kissing and licking you all over the place. You would squirm and moan as she licked you all over your body: on your neck, your nipples, giving you deep French kisses. Then she turn your attention to your dick...
The Sphinx would tease you with her fluffy paws. And as she teased you, she would ask you an unsolvable riddle. With your mind as cloudy as it is, you would get the riddle wrong and she would put her curse on you. Then the teasing would really begin. She would touch all your erogenous zones, stroking them and licking them, while giving you a nice, non-chafing tailjob.
The Anubis would have a little checklist of things she was walking up to you. She took it upon herself to be in charge of your well being, so she's the one who feeds you, dresses you, and takes care of you when you're sick. To take care of your physical well being as well, she takes you on little walks, with you wearing nothing but a little collar as she walks you around the Pyramid. Afterwards, the real fun begins. She inflicts the Mummy Curse on you, making you really sensitive to pleasure. She would then mount you then preform vanilla sex on top of you in the missionary position while holding hands. Then she would do anal.
Tell me that isn't something you would want.
>you will never overthrow the wicked Pharaoh
>you will never allow all the men to have their way with each of the captures MGs while you sit on the throne and watch
well it depends on the monster girl a few end up getting romantically attached to people
>you will never chuckle to yourself and say ">implying you don't like this"
Sorry but I hate sand, ruins and hot climate.
Finally someone who understands
>You will never be their semen slave
Only in the MGE/MGQ universe. There are other settings you know.
You wrap your arms around the holstaur, and she lifts herself up slightly to stare at you. With a smile, you lean in, and kiss her softly, your tongues gently sliding along one another, as she sighs pleasantly into the kiss. After what seems like hours, you finally break the kiss. Myrah gives you a soft smile, and briefly kisses your cheek, before carefully dismounting from you, and lays down next to you, on your right side.
"Well aren't you two just adorable~" Delilah says, laying on her stomach towards the end of the bed, her head propped up in her hands, as her feet idly kick in the air. "Now, are you ready to fill me up?~" she asks you. You grin and nod, and try to sit up, before falling back into bed with a gasp, your muscles sore and burning. You turn towards the holstaur, and ask if you can have a little pick-me-up. She giggles, and sits up slightly, leaning over you, her breasts hanging over your face.
"Go for it, drink as much as you need!" she says, smiling wide. You wrap your lips around her right nipple, and suckle greedily, the sweet warm cream flowing down your throat, rejuvenating you. Once you feel energized, you try to sit up, only to have Myrah push you down again. "You still need to show me that skilled tongue~" she teases, and sits up, her glistening snatch soon hovering above you. You feel Delilah straddle your mid-section, her wet folds sliding up and down your length.
A: Mention you're a bit uncomfortable eating the holstaur, after just cumming in her
B: Fuck it, eat that cream pie
C: Let the girls do as they please
Breaking my damn heart.
>Pharaoh makes her pet snake rape you while she touches herself
>you will never brofist with your second in command as you watch your men to rape captured monster girls
>not wanting to be the sex slave to a sexy monster girl
I'm good with 1 or 3.
Just please keep updating, I need my Dagura fix
>furry fanfiction general
we don't need another NotGuts from Kuroinu
I just read 52 this morning and 52 is done already! Fuck yes. Thank you for catching up after the recent droughts between stories
Fucking rose man
Responding to comments with b8 images is still falling for the b8 kid
I have other long-term plans than ending up as a drooling, mindless cumdispenser.
Yea we really can't kid ourselves anymore, just report us
Hey, man. I'd at least treat human women with a sense of decency.
I'd rather be a NotGriffith
well it starts out as a sex slave but as you become more loyal and trustworthy you become a companion(were she still is dominant to you in bed)
>believing demon lord propaganda
Is there a pastebin for this story?
Here you go, anon!
>believing inquisitor propaganda
>all you can do is squirm around as she tightly presses against you inside her mouth.
Gosh that sounds lovely
Would you give Lich your mana?
You guys would be too weak in the MGE universe.
Could you really kill a monster girl if it infringed on your happiness?
For example, if an Oni girl kidnapped you when you were super fucking close to getting with your ideal MG-waifu would you have the guts to kill her?
>Browsing the pastas, looking for the Nina fic
>Happen across a wyrm
>Happen to glance at the pastebin title
Anon. Anon plz. Y do you make me lol at inappropriate times?
im decently athletic but an oni is also one of my favorite monster girls
Yes, I would also hunt monster girls for living if possible.
>Be Paladin of the order of Pelor
>Have just exchanged words an arachne who was recently saved from death by another member of your order
>She's traveling with you after dedicating herself to Pelor
>You're both traveling down the road when you come to the crest of a hill
>Below is a burning village
>You stand awe stricken when you see a lone figure walking from the village
>The Distinctive black-Iron armour looks not unlike your own
>You see a torn tabard of Pelor with the noble crest torn and defiled
>On his tower shield is a crudely painted symbol of Tiamat
>He sees the arachne and quickens his stride
>She calls out to him, he was the one who saved her
>But why would he be doing this?
>He removes the halberd strapped to his back and cleaves her in twain with a single stroke
>She dies with a confused look on her face and a tear in her eye
>You ready your longsword to do combat with him
>The fighting is drawn out and intense
>He finally disarms you
>You're lying on the floor
>You tell him to look into his heart, and do the right thing
>The blank visage of his helmet almost seems to leer at you mockingly
>He thrusts his halberd downward
“Yeah let’s finish up quick.” She claps excitedly which manages to completely destroy any semblance of the words written on her hands, the next hour is spent with her trying desperately to read the words and then giving up to demand that you find words for her. In the end she “won” with a 1 point advantage even though you weren’t actually playing the game correctly anyway.
“For my victory I demand cuddles!” Dagura didn’t wait for you to respond as she quickly jumped over the board game and embraced you without a second doubt, her tail wrapping around your legs as she planted various kisses on your body, topping it all off by puckering her lips and slowly moving closer. You were about to respond when you heard it, a long wailing scream coming from the kitchen, you turned to Dagura expecting her to be concerned but she didn’t seem to care in the slightest, she was still entirely focused on kissing you until you told her to let you go. “Why doesn’t anon want kiss?” She looked at you confused as she unwound her body. “I need to check something out.” With that you excused yourself to the living room to confront the source of the cries.
“Anon! Anon! Where are you!” You recognized Ninarth’s delicate voice and what’s more her body wound on top of the couch like a snake. She saw you and her eyes went wide with relief. “Anon! Thank Ilias, normally Anon would be the one to help me but since Anon is here you can help me instead!” You didn't bother questioning it. “Yeah, what can I help you with Ninarth?” Her smile of gratitude evaporated into fear as her claw pointed to the corner “That. Kill it!” You squinted your eyes and could barely make out a set of 8 legs rapidly scurrying.
“D-Don’t stand there, kill it!” You could hear the couch creaking with pressure as Ninarth wrapped herself with a terrified expression. You decide to…
1. Stomp it out
2. Release the spider
3. Ignore her request
Can I play handegg again?
Why don't you update it after every entry?
Well obviously its more than that considering the fact that Anubis-chan is actually taking care of you
And I might add Anubis best girl
You'd rather receive that semen then?
She's just a tiny little arachne: 2
You keep using that word. I hate that word. Freedom of thought and action is the greatest gift given to intelligent species. You're no better than a worshiper of the fallen god if you give your freedom away so easily
I'm, uh, not the writer.
Thank you for doing my job anon, its good that someone is more responsible than myself
I normally update it once at the end of the day but since you asked I'll get to it right now.
>(were she still is dominant to you in bed)
Unacceptable, what kind of a man are you?
im using my free will to choose to become a sex slave
Let it out.
one that likes to be dominated
>2. Release the spider outside
>inb4 How I deal with spiders.mp4
>Your possessive monstergirl onee-sama will never force herself on you.
fuck this "holiday" still no oni gf to work out and get drunk with
>“Anon! Thank Ilias, normally Anon would be the one to help me but since Anon is here you can help me instead!”
I haven't been following this story, are there two Anons or what?
>mfw I just had a deja-vu about having a deja-vu about writing a respone just as this one.
2 drop it off outside, and dadnon must be at his job to support them then? Darn I wanted to know more about their relationship
Fuck man. Life is cruel.
I am using my freedom of thought and action to become a sex slave. In return, I get all my needs taken care of and a harem of girls that will tenderly love me
Check mate crusaders/false-paladins/dark knights/inquisitors
I'd kill her in her sleep
May not be as honourable as I'd like, but lets not kid ourselves here, what the fuck's an anon gonna do to an Oni
... ... ...
I respect your choice
MC has the same name as wurms father
The father is "Anon" too.
The dad is coincidentally enough also named Anon
Fluffy tail is best tail
You are still acceptant of jolly cooperation between humans and monsters, right?
>Implying you had any choce to begin with.
The monster-girls are already on your head.
If it grants me immortality with an outlook of becoming a lich myself then I'd consider an apprenticeship. Otherwise no.
>not wanting to be dominated in bed
Poison the sake and watch as she chokes.
She would die happy thinking
>"Oh, Anon finally came around and is pouring sake for me! I love him~"
>"URK, w-why. I loved you unconditionally"
Yes, I am choosing to not resist my enslavement and coincide with their orders/demands and what not
all you would need to do is use your agility to your advantage i mean 7 ft of muscle has quite a bit of momentum all you need to do is get her to over commit to the fight and then you can easily get an opening in to kill her and even if you fail you at least die on your feet like a man
Freedom is too good for some.
Enjoy your loveless sex.
I'd try my best to get away, but if I really had to kill her then I wouldn't. I'll try to learn to love her
How far would you go for the one you love?
mm? which pasta are you referring to?
if i seek out the monster girl that makes me her sex slave then it is entirely my free will
Jolly Cooperation is the best way to solve the Grimderp of the KC setting
No, I would not suck her cat dick.
Fluffy ears > Fluffy tail.
>implying you cannot love your master
But Anon... Your one true love is waiting for you.
Would you really keep her waiting?
"Is a man not entitled to love the one he chooses?"
NOOO says the fallen god, Love is secondary to Lust
NOOO says the chief God, Your love belongs to her
NOOO says the demon lord, your love belongs to the first monster that rapes you.
I chose Different, I chose the Impossible. I chose True Love
Why not both?
See, he gets it. Now, would you care for some tea and biscuits while we discuss how to dispose my mother, sisters, and the chief god to bring about everlasting peace?
>Doesn't matter what the Kitsune say. Doesn't matter what the Ushi-Oni or the Wurms say. Doesn't matter if the whole Monstercity decides that raping you is right. This city was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we rape instead of getting raped, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the Manticore and the Lamia and the whole city tells you to get raped, your job is to plant yourself like a cock inside the cunt of truth, and tell the whole city-- "No, I'm going to rape you."
I would let her chain frost me if you know what I mean.
How's that stockholm syndrome treating you subhuman scum?
>tfw Lamia kidnaps you and devours your harpy-waifu and her nest of children
>tfw she says she loves you while straddling you
nigga birds prey on snakes
>Implying you should love someone that would call herself your master.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to say I've been working on a game for a while and it's almost done and I need some creative writers to pad out some content for free, hypothetically of course, how many people would be willing to join in on such a scenario?
If I killed the oni the guilt of killing someone who loved me just as much as my true love would keep me up at night.
Nah nigga, my harpy isn't a raptor.
She doesn't love you she just wanted your body.
its splendid you should try it some time
>You guys would be too weak in the MGE universe
This. But you guys wouldn't even be worth raping. They would just look at you and laugh.
Especially if you are a 5'10'' and below manlet. You wouldn't even get practice raped let alone get a waifu... even with a human woman despite there being a man shortage.
I can't believe someone saved that.
You don't understand
Bitch kidnapped you, not out of love but in need of a mate.
I'd kill everything. In an edgy fashion. Turning yandere for my waifu.
i would gladly love my master
If it was like that then I wouldn't feel as bad for killing the oni then. Yeah I'd kill her if she stood in the way of my true love, what the hell kinda question is this
Ding dong that's wrong even birds that aren't raptors still prey on snakes.
HAHAHA, the succubus thinks it's not just a breathing cum dumpster. It even thinks there's a place for those who are the cause of corruption have any place in the Jolly Cooperation scheme.
It's filthy kind is to be exterminated, just like fallen desciples, Kherpi, Dark matters, Aphophis and Ushit-Oni
Then this question isn't a huge impact to you.
/a/ is weak and submissive, but you're different.
Happy Valentines Day.
53 chapters and MC still wearing blue jeans.
You softly knead one of the centaur's mighty mammaries and cover the the other in kisses as you stall for time. It's heavy work but oh so much fun watching her try not to moan as she worries over your answer.
"You are forgiven, on two conditions." You finally break the tension. "You don't pull anything like that again, and you will always answer my calls from now on, no matter how much trouble you think you're in. Your punishment today will seem like a reward if you break either of these."
"Of course Anon." Nina sighs in relief. "I promise." She tilts her head down for a kiss and you grant it to her, but not long enough for her to get carried away. You can feel her heat building and you don't have time to go another round. It's not that the part of you ensconced in the centaur's caressing hand wouldn't enjoy it. It's now, in fact, stoutly demanding it.
You twitch her upper lip and watch her eyes go a little droopy. Then you feel her hand's urging slacken up. "You're cut Nina. We need to get that cleaned up and taken care of first. We'll train more later." You let go and it takes a moment before she nods, like she's just now realizing it herself.
It doesn't take much time to take the first aid kit off the wall and grab what you need. You reprimand yourself for not thinking ahead on this one. Your little kit you carry isn't near enough if a centaur gets hurt. Even a thin wound like this on a big girl like her will eat up a lot of disinfectant and bandages. You'll need to replace the supplies in the club's kit before anyone notices.
Nina lets you help her without any fuss. She can't really reach back there very well. You've seen how comically she has to bend around and stretch just to get her panties up. When everything wraps up, you notice it's getting close to a regular time other members show up. You direct Nina to get dressed while you gather your own things.
Both of you are walking toward the door when the Prez strides through the entrance.
i would do the same though the real question is if you would kill her or be killed
But why? Those guys are good for the environment since they clean up demonic energy preventing corruption
yes, what kind of question is that? I'm not gonna sit and take it if I'm forced into something like that
Until you can learn to accept all monstergirls, you're no different than any of the other actors in this play. In fact, if anything, that's Chief God talk.
Blues jeans will always be the classic cool pants.
Interstellar War, fuck those Commie Martians.
So....who's the Prez? President of the archery club?
>A shirohebi onee-sama.
Nina's the Vice-President, so I imagine yes.
This gonna 'be gud
Global genocide, killing her if she doesn't approve my efforts to prove myself.
Correct. Nina is the Vice-prez.
>Killing the reason for your actions
What is the point of it then?
Spite mixed with "If I can't have her then no one can".
Always first few in the thread anon, your speed is amazing.
Anyway what is she holding? Look like a pillow with a hole in the middle.
Having read 48-52 this morning chapter 53 was definitely worth being expectant of. Been a while since I've worried over characters in a story.
Only real problem I had with the arc was how the events started out. Was slightly confusing albeit easy to catch onto as I kept reading chapters. Granted I'm not sure why. I've never really had trouble with nonlinear events/chapters..
On the upside it was nice to see how character interaction went down and how they might work in the future. Chris is a nice dynamic to the group and it was nice seeing Susan get as much time as she did.
I'd say it's her tail
Would you browse her wares?
giant stufed "D"
im guessing its a homage to
>Not knowing about Savannah's big black D-pillow
>Accepting the scum that are the literal cause of corruption and the present sorry state of things
Next you'll be asking me to make druella the new demon lord, because Jolly cooperation demands that we accept all monster girls.
I'd also do some fusion if you catch my drift
I don't think it's Savannah. It's probably RS's Manticore.
You smile as kindly as you can while moving toward the strangely large spider. “Don’t worry misses N. I’ll take care of that spider.” You walk toward the small conglomerate of scattering legs and raise your boot over it to prepare it for one well-placed stomp.
“Onii-chan!” The tiny voice sounds from underneath you in time to stop entirely. You nearly trip trying to stop yourself which seems to agitate the panicking Ninarth “It got Anon too!” She buries her head into her claws while weeping for your supposed death. Meanwhile you shake your head and look up to see a tiny girl resting on your chest while she pats your chest repeatedly. “Onii-chan!” Her voice sounds clearer as she comes into focus revealing her large spider legs underneath her human torso. “Onii-chan Awake?” She comes closer and rubs her head against your chin while grabbing onto your collar.
You nearly jump in fear but restrain yourself. The tiny girl seems compliant as you put her in the palm of your hand and carry her. Ninarth turns white as if you had cut open her stomach and filled it with sugar. “Anon is… Anon is…” You hear the sound of wood cracking before the entire couch collapses on itself and the giant serpent runs out of the room in a desperate scandal. “Onii-chan! Scary!” The tiny spidergirl uses your finger as a support while hiding behind the safety of your hand. You sigh watching the spectacle thinking of how you’re going to explain it to Father-Anon before taking the tiny girl to the window.
“You can go now. Okay?” You place your hand outside and the Spidergirl dutifully turns to you while her spinneret forms a silk parachute to glide away on. “Goodbye Onii-chan!” She smiles and rubs herself on your before flying away on a gentle wind, her tiny hand waving to you as she disappears.
>outed so soon
This is what you get for choosing horse pussy.
“ANON!?” Dagura rushes out of her room to see what caused the scandal to find you standing by the window with a broken couch next to you. The gears in her head try to make sense of it all and come to the conclusion that you broke the couch and were now taking your life in retribution. Immediately she jumps into action to prevent your untimely death by grabbing you while sobbing. “Anon shouldn’t do that! Anon is special to me!” You don’t get a chance to explain what actually happened due to her intense crying and cuddling. The only thing that makes her let go is the swinging of the door opening to Father-Anon standing in a casual suit. His eyes are tired but now they turn to confusion at the sight before him.
“Honey?” His voice carries itself to Ninarth who was busy wrapping herself in blankets to prevent the spider from getting her, she immediately loses all concern hearing the voice of her beloved and springs from the bed to the door and out into the living room within the time it takes you to inhale. “Honey what happe…” His voice is cut short by the rushing behemoth serpent who tackles him to the ground in tears while still blubbering. “I-It was terrible Anon!!!” Her claws shake with fear as she hugs him.
“T-The spider got Anon! I saw it all!!!” Father-Anon surprises you in an incredible feat of strength as his muscles bulge through his shirt, force exploding at once as he lifts the serpent in his arms, albeit with almost her entire tail dragging behind as he takes her to their room. “C’mon honey calm down.” His words have no effect on the crying dragon who tries to grab on harder to Father-Anon. Just as the door closes behind the two of you he flips back to the two of you cuddling in the kitchen “Just go for now while I take care of this… And take your phone Dagura.” The door closes behind them.
You go to…
1. The park (spidergirl Encounter)
2. The library (Yandere Ryu)
3. Custom (make it up)
> He missed the part where Deruella is killed off along with everyone else
2! Oh god 2!
The school festival
Maid cafe and a Haunted house
Eh, It could be either one of them.
>(And yes, later that evening the plushie black D arrived. Savannah loved it.)
Yandere a shit
Well in that case
I hope we get can that strong
1, I know we gotta friendzone kiyo but I want to see the spider girl
Full moon tonight
You know what this means?
It's not Savannah. less came up with the plushie-D first, actually. I borrowed the idea from him.
You can tell it's not Savannah because the manticore less is drawing matches all the others he's done.
Hi Bob. Enjoyed Valentines?
this will never happen to you
If you say so.
As much as I enjoy every other day.
So not really. Every day I wake up I'm disappointed that I've woken up.
Why would you think I'm lying?
Zombina leading a Thriller Dance when?
This is how my creative process went: First chapter was world building and exposition. All to give an idea of what else was going on in the world. With that, I felt I couldn't just cut to more exposition in the forest with just a short bout of action with Rose tossing around Laven. There needed to be danger, so I cut to them being trapped on the boat first, and then flashback Laven's memories to earlier.
Well, you're here with us now, Bob Relax and take it all in.
A paradise of monster girls. Just for us.
>Anon's Bizarre Adventure: Full Moon Run
>You will never hit your room-mate lamia in the head for waking you up thinking her hips had hypnotic powers over you.
I don't think you're lying.
It's dumb trying to use sarcasm through the internet because it brings up these misunderstandings, so I never use it.
I don't get the silver banner anagram. can you enplane?
of course it wouldn't
if its in my dreams the the shadow man would come and steal her away and it would be up to me to chase after him through time and space to save her.
(H)umanity's (E)xploration and (R)eclamation (O)utfit
Thank you. It makes sense now.
I'm amazed people can settle for just a single fluffy tail. Even if it is a very big and fluffy tail, at best you can only bury your face in it.
Multiple tails = multiple possibilities
This pleases my hyperweapon.
>Fluffy-hair's color does not match fluffy-tails' color.
Why would anybody do that?
It's really cheesy, I can understand why some would even gloss over it to stop themselves from groaning. But they're a caricature of adventurers you find in an RPG and they'll be back.
The Mist Continent that the Jinko and Youko hail from is supposed to be a China expy
Three Kingdoms-era China
I am now imagining using her tails as a bed and blanket.
It should. Omachi is love.
How can you love her if you cant even...
I'm sorry you will never know such comfort.
She really is. Golden. Fluffy. Tails.
That's all I really want in a kitsune.
It's too bad there wasn't a cg that focused on her specifically
But she has no H-scene
>Three Kingdoms-era China
So basically Japan's favorite China
I'm sorry, but this is all I could think of.
So are you guys ready for some cute Cat youkai doing cute Cat youkai things and bad translations?
No that's WW2 china.
I can dream. Can't i?
Well shit. You're standing so close and friendly to Nina, things could only be more obvious if you were holding hands.
"Heya Prez." Nina calls with unexpected confidence. "We just finished our practice. Watch target number 5. It's going to need new backing soon."
The short blonde wood elf nods back, longbow taller than she is held in her hand. She looks between the two of you for a long minute. She kind of shakes her head and smiles. "I always thought the lady did protest too much."
"I'll run that little squirt out of the club!" She mimics her best haughty Nina voice. "Who the hell did you think you were you kidding?"
She reaches up and claps you on the shoulder with a grip of iron."Good job sticking it out kiddo."
"You won't tell anyone." Nina says. It's a statement, not a question.
"You think I care a lick about the bullshit of this year or the next?" The Prez laughs. "I've been fucking failing Senior year for two decades. What's to look forward to after graduation anyway? I got an arranged marriage I'm dodging and the folks won't let me ditch for college. I'll wait it out though. They'll break or die before I do. Pops is sixty already."
The little elf grabs you into a headlock and glares at Nina. "What I do care about is having an easy ride. I let you in the club kid because I don't care about drama unless it rocks my boat. You get it? I kept the equipment from you because the other members were already pissed at me."
She noogies your head and lets you go. "So you two don't cause no problems there won't be no problems, see? That excellently bad enough for you? How do you guys say it nowadays? Epic uber fair right?"
Yeah, that's the Prez you think. Indifferent, energetic, crass and the better part of a decade out of date.
The elf waves her finger. "You better do a better job of hiding it too. At this rate, you'll be found out in a week." She slaps your ass and you see Nina clench her fists. "And I can't do anything for you after that."
Is this what it means to suffer?
Would you be interested in seeing an idea I have for my next story?
Not when I'm around to put you down and drag you back to reality.
This saddens my heart
>I've been fucking failing Senior year for two decades.
>How do you guys say it nowadays? Epic uber fair right?"
Oh my fuck, this woman.
Y-y-yes. I'm always eager for more!
How long does it take for your writing to get good?
>Good guys being portrayed as either comedic fools or blind zealots, just so that the MC can feelgood about beating the fuck out of them.
>>Fluffy-hair's color does not match fluffy-tails' color.
>Why would anybody do that?
She is a shape shifter in that series, so hard to say. The maid fox seems to be the closest it comes to her true form though, and even in the LN art she has lighter hair color than tail color.
Fucking old money elves.
Okay, it'll be ready in a little bit.
A long time. If you're talking about creative writing, there's actually a lot of debate on whether or not some people 'have it.' Some authors and professors have said you can't teach creative writing. You can teach grammar and vocabulary, and maybe even how to better turn their ideas into words, but how can you teach imagination?
If you want an idea of how long, I've written a ton and I'm only just barely better than when I started.
>"You think I care a lick about the bullshit of this year or the next?" The Prez laughs. "I've been fucking failing Senior year for two decades. What's to look forward to after graduation anyway? I got an arranged marriage I'm dodging and the folks won't let me ditch for college. I'll wait it out though. They'll break or die before I do. Pops is sixty already."
I'm think I hate elves a little less already.
That would make sense.
I bet the Prez is a stoner.
Lovin' this. Lovin' this a lot.
Tamamo in F/E also had hair color that didn't match her fluffy tails color (even though she was only able to manifest one of her 9 tails in the game, it was a magnificent tail).
>There will never be a monstergirl Dungeon Keeper clone
>You will never hear Witches "kya~n!" as you drop them in the library to research spells
>You will never send Lizardgirls to the training room until they become Dragons
>You will never watch Succubi convert captured heroes into loyal followers
>You will never run a workshop full of Cyclops girls creating traps
>You will never strike fear in the hearts of the enemy as your Ushi-Oni brushes off all their attacks
>You will never summon Druella to rape friend and foe alike
And you're ignoring the Cardinal's speech to Zerin.
>Some authors and professors have said you can't teach creative writing.
>can't teach imagination
Another dream destroyed by Sigmund Freud
Well, there is War for the Overworld. If someone puts his mind on it, I'm sure they could mod it to include monstergirls.
>You will never be the Overlord to a band of marauding, rapist, delicious multi-colored skinned imps who will follow every one of your commands to their deaths.
>You will never punish them when their little rapist's brains and bodies are unable to follow one of your commands accordingly.
>You will never tug them into their beds as you sing "the-song-that-ends-the-earth" for them until they fall asleep, thinking how how much fun you all had together doing indescribable evil things to the enemies of your evil dominion.
Actually on one LN her hair color matched, on another it didn't.
You can't teach life experiences. Life experiences is what distinguishes good writers from the wannabes. Studying creative writing and being a shut-in is defeating the purpose.
As far as needed. My only bounds is harming my family.
I dunno, I don't have any experience with what I write. Then again I can't really judge myself.
>blue eyes instead of yellow
>no shark teeth
>just a naked and lewd brown elf
Option 3 is best option.
Hey moose, what happened to the traitor thief's sister?
>Not his one.
Plus I don't think that legs are supposed to work that way.
I know, I know. It's the best I could find.
I might make one myself, later. Maybe
>implying its Stockholm if I already loved them to begin with
>implying you shouldn't love someone that pleases you, takes care of you, and only asks in return that you let her be your master
Hey guys, sorry I've been gone for a while. So to prove I'm not dead I'm posting this halfway done picture.
But a quick question for you guys...
What color are the panties?
I also plan on editing the picture a little bit, like maybe making her smile
i agree with you wholeheartedly
Light blue and white shimapan
Welcome back, friend.
Christ, the panties? I'm going to be a dork and say shimapan with navy instead of teal, maybe jet-black, lace if it's possible.
and I don't think you have to make her smile, it's fine as it. Sahagins don't smile widely anyways.
1. Spiderimouto is too moe.
Well, should've expected this, since I'm not TF or a cute grill and I guess nobody wants to read Neko Musume Michikusa Nikki chapter 23 that I just finished translating.
Oh fuck, I didn't even know you were talking about that.
Good to be back. I'm going to try and get all those requests done before I start taking any new ones.
Okay then, I guess I'll see how well I can make stripes
So would bacteria and viruses be Yandere?
I think it turned out good myself.
B-but, I was going to do this one!
There can be multiple versions
Also, I Can change the colors easily if anyone wants a different version/
B/D: I think MGE canon is that semen gets completely absorbed when it's converted to spirit energy, so unless she was already full up there won't be a creampie.
viruses arn't alive
Nope it's terrible, flat and disgusting I want HC to do it. Or Hound, but in any case it's way better to leave it black and white than like this.
I would like to read it, anon.
Are you going to dump here or do you have it hosted elsewhere?
Here you go anon. It's a brief intro I wrote up. Let me know if you would like me to continue.
It's a daughteru story.
Well, I guess I'll post it anyway.
Disclaimer: I'm a beginner in Japanese and not fluent, so there will be translation error. I tried to make the sentences flow, but if you see either translation errors or ways to improve the flow, please point it out.
TL;DR: Instead of telling me I suck, show me where I went wrong.
I can’t sleep!!!
Biologist please go.
“Why don’t we do like you suggested and head to the park.” Dagura immediately agreed with your suggestion and we were on the elevator by the time the sounds of rough fucking between ninarth and Father-Anon were loud enough to disturb the two of you. She pranced happily, or well as happily as a giant serpent can prance anyway. The walk to the park was rather pleasant itself. The sun was shining brightly and it being a Sunday there were almost no cars to agitate Dagura.
The park itself was rather simple, a large amount of woodland that had been replanted in the middle of the forest for the express purpose of giving monstergirls a place to let out their more savage instincts, the park had signs in place telling travelers not to camp there seeing as how wolf girls would use it as a way to use their pent up energy and the scent of a male was irresistible for a wolfgirl in heat. Other than that there were some alraunes which were allowed to live among the trees as well as one or two arachnees.
“Uh huh!” You turned to Dagura after explaining the intricacies of the park to see her happily swaying from side to side completely ignoring you. The two of you take a seat at a nearby fountain in time to hear the angry screams coming from above you.
“What did I tell you about going far?!” This is followed by almost inaudible whimpering and the sound of a small object falling. You look up in time for the tiny arachnee girl to fall on your lap and for the enraged face of the older arachnee to pop out of a branch.
The little spidergirl looks around dazed for a few seconds before her eyes settle on you. “Onii-chan!” she crawls up your shirt and to your neck where she pastes herself lovingly. This is followed by the older arachnee weaving herself down and scurrying to you with an angry expression. “You know my sis?” Her accent is yankee and she cracks her knuckles menacingly.
1. Custom option
There’s a message!!
Listen to this you mongrels!
Going "Chirp" and "Cheep", it's so noisy!
After this I have to clear snow from the shrine's path
The head priest is delivering something so he left some money
Go home you vile tonged sparrow!
Would you guys like a job?
That was February...
The strange second day and the day of the heavy snow day incident
Chapter 23 Searching for the mokugyo in the wayside grass
(TL Note: Mokugyo (木魚) — woodblock carved in the shape of a fish, struck with a wooden stick; often used in Buddhist chanting)
>It's a daughteru story.
I'll prepare my heart for cute.
You guys are...
We're older you!
The truth is...
"Sort of? I found her in my friend's apartment"
For the many of us waiting for our Monster Girls to come take us for the night, I have a little Miia present for those who like her.
The mokugyo dissappeared?!
It was stolen?!
Well priests usually don’t talk about it
If it personally went out maybe...
That was its motive
Fuck wrong picture
well that was a pleasant surprise
google search gave me this.
This is the one for Page 108
That mokugyo is an ayakashi like us
Ayakashi can spot other ayakashi! We’ll find it!
It’s our duty to look for things like this! Leave it to us!
You’re not taking this serious~ly!
This isn’t your normal mokugyo．
It will bring calamity upon this world if used incorrectly
Oh man, just reading a few paragraphs in, the story is already reminded me of this other catgirl daughteru adoption story that was here on /a/.
Speaking of that Mokugyo’s power, a person's quiet sleep will...
For now we'll track down the Mokugyo's smell!
Because of the snowfall I can’t follow the scent...
The foundation of the criminal investigation is on foot!
How big is onee-arachnee?
There was one with a manticore, but I don't recall anything with a catgirl.
I have to ask though, what is a "daughterus"? I'm assuming it's a genetic mutation that occurs after certain levels of semen in a man's testicles have fermented for a long enough time, resulting in a half woman half walrus abomination, but I may be wrong.
All the gathered information tells of nothing but [Moving Snowmen]...
There’s completely no information on the mokugyo at all!
It’s also not a very big incident…
For now the mokugyo is top priority!!
Let’s ask THEM
A mokugyo that invites destruction and chaos into the world!!?
If that thing is released into the world, depending on how it’s used, not just the human world…
Calamity will also befall the Ayakashi world!!
I feel like the incident keeps getting bigger and bigger…
How about using Kurona's stray cat information network…
Sometimes, I'll be having a good day, and then I'll remember that a harpy will never use her clawfoot to towel my head off after we shower together and I just cry and cry
You take your meat rod and use it to fertilize a birthing unit. After a while the birthing unit plops out an independent parasitic growth. That growth is a daughteru.
how new are you? No seriously stop asking normal as fuck bullshit and use google for once in your life you halfwit. I bet you're the guy who asked what an sjw was.
Is Kurona sick?
There’s a sound in my head~
She hasn't gotten any sleep in 2 days...
Here and there, she’s been getting hurt in various situations while coming here...
>being this new
Silly, "daughterus" is the plural word for daughteru.
This feel is known to me.
I was going to ask to borrow your stupid power...
Since you don't seem well right now
Take it slow and rest so you can hurry up and get better...
She’s up again!
You should rest...
Why does no one on /a/ want a son?
Sons can be cute
We will protect Shibugaki city's peace!
The mokugyo case is reopened!
Let’s go guys!!
I and the Kappa will go get some information from the Mountain Ayakashi.
We'll gather information from the stray cats!
Because sons aren't monstergirls
put a period between the puu and the sh.
replace the space with a dot
Because sons can't be monstergirls silly, and we are in a monstergirl thread.
You guys shouldn
t need me to translate this
Add a dot between puu and sh
Well, there is one guy who reports everything I post, and since it's a nip slip I figure might as well upload it somewhere else.
Everyone's...cold and wants to hurry home so ask already...
Here in this cold
You damn coward!
After a certain frame of time, a man stops caring. Then, this man goes onto a 4chan board he has never touched. He then decides to adopt a new internet handle and fuck shit up. He looses all capacity for reason, and breaks all the rules, completely disregarding basic rules/conduct. That man is me. This is what I find funny, for my sense of humor is an awful one.
or you could just quit tripfagging all the time
>there is one guy who reports everything I post
It never ceases to amaze me how bored some people can get.
What information could you get?
Some rumors about Snowmen...
>"I hurt too".
Quit getting butthurt. He trips so that we know it's him.
Someone saw the silhouette of the mokugyo inside the Snowmen!?
You're underage, there isn't any way that anyone over the age of 15 speaks that way and isn't being an ironic bullshitter. I suggest you go over to reddit where they can accommodate your special snowflake syndrome better than we can.
Tl;Dr: Fuck off kid.
Ahh, I just have a thing about details showing through lines with things like it, such as seeing eyes/lines through hair and such.
For fuck's sake
How do human beings still make this mistake
if he didn't tripfag he could, in theory, post stuff without worrying about getting reported.
You will understand the reason of your death Kurona!!
This will be your final resting place dearu!
You were the one who stole the calamity calling mokugyo!!!
Goddamit captcha stop making fun of me
Alright, finished reading.
Promising start, Bob. I like the premise of a lonely guy looking for companionship. I really sympathize. There are people out there who have difficulty really bonding with their peers. Children are easier to shower with affection. You don't feel self-conscious around them, so you can open up your more vulnerable side to them. Predicting a lot of feels.
I did think that you described too much of the MC's thoughts at some points. I can't pinpoint all the spots myself, though. It was just a feeling I got while reading through some sections. Although, whether or not that fits would depend on the type of character you're trying to give him? If he's the type who reflects and broods a lot, that would make him a "depressing" kind of character (who'll be healed by the sweet love of a daughteru), but it'd fitting for how often he thinks to himself and worries over every detail. Still, I feel like some parts just don't fit well. For example
>And now she’s fallen to you. A man like you is supposed to be able to nurture this girl? You nearly say there’s no way you can do it, but you look at her picture again. How long will she go from home to home? Setting the papers down, you turn your palms up, looking at them. Clenching and unclenching your hands, you wonder. Why do you have these hands, if you have nothing to hold? Why do you have your heart, if you have no one to love? Why do you have your strength, your money, and your solitary, unbusy life?
I feel like the latter half here should be separated from the first half? I don't know. And maybe reword it to be a bit less melodramatic? Try to make it more natural.
Oh, no, it wasn't in these threads.
What a rude thing to say little girl!
Listen to my sound and lose your peaceful sleep, that is justice's punishment dea~ru
My distinguished title is [Mokugyo Daruma] dea~ru!
you're off a page again
Of all things you burned me as new year’s decorations to get rid of me dearuzo!!
Dondo burning…during Kokushyogatsu (January 15) daruma, new year’s decorations, and the first writing of the year written in a traditional format are burned to pray for good health.
Thanks to that, I'm a fire daruma
Look at the burns from that incident!!
What an evil act dea~ru!
Amazing, I feel sorry for Daruma...
I didn't hear Daruma burning during the festival at all~
The joke is on you. Fucking off is not a practice I am experienced in. Over at /mu/ the threads get five responses before dying. Being introduced to 4chan in such an environment leads to having the mentality of the average 9gag user.
goes to this page
Christopher Poole was about 15 when he started 4chan.
WHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS
Can you feel my pain?!
You also disturb this world too much~~~!!!
You and those snowmen too~!!!
Eh, guy just doesn't like me tripfagging so I just try not to be active in the threads as much anymore.
After that, we returned the Mokugyo to the head priest at the temple, who was happy but
after he found out that the mokugyo was damaged, he began reciting sermons backwards so we quickly left.
Stop talking to him. Just report and ignore.
Bob that storie isnt showing on the the main paste bin page
One, why the fuck would you go on /mu/?
Two, you better learn to start fucking off, because eventually you're going to get your ass b& for shitposting
Thanks for the feedback.
Yeah, I probably would've toned that line down a touch on an editing pass.
My idea is for a story where both characters heal and mature.
Was it long enough to feel any connection with either MC-kun or Laska?
Would you like more?
It's unlisted at the moment.
And thats it. Sorry I didn't translate the extra page.
He's also namefagging to be a super special snowflake. Like that shit is hard to filter and remove from sight. Really.
MC, I could begin to sympathize with. Laska, not so much. I can pity her, yeah, but I can't really build an emotional connection beyond that.
That's fine for now, though. This is just the meet-up. No need to try and rush things to make the readers 'love' her. Just build up the relationship gradually and have her slowly open up to the MC. We'll get to know her through their interactions with one another and as she develops as a character.
Thanks, anon. Good to see that others care about this manga too.
Fuck thats cute.
Well, not so much 'love' her, but more like, hey, let's find out more about her.
Oh god, I wanna hug that fluffy tail so much, what the fuck is this
It's better not to filter people who are deliberately going against the rules so that you can report them.
Thanks, anon. Will you be typesetting at all?
If no one does, I could try my piss-poor attempt at it.
Yeah, I only have Vol. 4 though. I can't find other volumes so the next chapter will be the last one I do unless I can find the rest of the volumes.
Curiosity is a given, but that does not necessarily need an emotional connection. Curiosity driven by the desire to be closer, though, fits better for what you've got in mind?
Please. I don't know how to typeset at all.
>Fuck thats cute.
You fell right for the bait.
>You will never have a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder to keep herself warm.
>You will never have a centaur daughteru who can walk to you clumsily on the day she's born to hug you.
>You will never have a harpy daughteru who attempts to fly but lands on her butt each time.
>You will never have a dullahan daughteru who you break up fights between the head and body.
>You will never have an alrune daughteru who smiles gently as she blooms and says she loves you for the care you've given her.
>You will never have a vampire daughteru who you take to the nearest hospital to steal the blood bags you need to feed her.
>You will never have a cecaelia daughteru who you need to change because she keeps inking her panties when afraid.
>You will never have a kitsune daughteru who you help her brush her multiple tails.
>You will never have a wyvern daughteru who you rub her upset stomach as she develops her dragon breath.
>You will never have a yuki-onna daughteru that just wants you to snuggle with her because she's always cold.
>You will never have a mermaid daughteru to console after she hits her head on the local pool's diving board.
>You will never have an elven daughteru to congratulate after her first perfect bullseye-shot on her archery class.
>You will never have a cyclops daughteru to take to the optometrist for a monocle fitting.
>You will never have a dragon daughteru who will always consider your love her greatest treasure.
>You will never have a skeleton daughteru that crack silly bones and skeleton puns, hides in closets to spook people, and says stuff like ''oh shit, gotta act natural!'' and crumble into a pile of bones.
>You will never have a zombie daughteru that needs of your sewing skills to keep her hand on it’s place.
a notion defeated with one observation
Are you interested in being rich, or being a good writer? There is, after all a league of difference between Stephanie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, and Emily Dickenson.
And to further skew the point, the most-famous of the three was a voluntary shut-in with extreme social anxiety issues.
Why can't I hold all these boners?
>You will never have a mouse-girl daughteru orphan adopted, despite the incessant complains of your cat-girl daughteru.
>You will never have a spider-girl daughteru who weaves a picture of you out of web.
>You will never have a slime-girl daughteru who covers you in her entire body as a hug.
>You will never have a mantis-girl daughteru who brings you whatever she hunts for your praise.
>You will never have a cow-girl daughter who you caress gently as she milks for the first time.
>You will never have a lizard-girl daughteru who you need to help peel off her old skin.
>You will never have a cat-girl daughteru who purrs whenever you hug her and pat her head.
>You will never have a dog-girl daughteru who just wants to rub against you
>You will never have a caterpillar-girl daughteru cry and cling to you for a whole day because she needs to leave you for 7 months to become a Butterfly daughteru.
>You will never have a sheep-girl daughteru whose curly hair grows so fast she looks like a fluffy ball of wool most of the time.
>You will never have a horned lizard-girl daughteru who won’t stop crying blood because the other girls won’t stop crying at her crying blood.
>You will never have a shark-girl daughteru who you will never be able to stop her needing to bite things to stay calm.
>You will never have a monkey-girl daughteru whose unending curiosity will lead both of you into much troubles and adventures.
You will never have any of these monster girl daughterus, but if you could, which one would you adopt?
You may choose none, one or more, or add a new monster-girl daughteru to the adoption list.
>Curiosity driven by the desire to be closer, though, fits better for what you've got in mind?
That's really what I wanted to impress, but I may have cut things a bit too short.
Basically I need to get back on finishing Clare and Savannah. They're both morphing into far longer stories than I had intended, fuck me
I'd actually really like to see this continue on. It's different than your other works but it definitely holds promise.
Dragon, every time.
All of them. I would adopt and tenderly love all of them.
I would want a little monsterboy son so I watch him share his love with human women
Done with this one...
Onto the one with the kitsune
>morphing into far longer stories
But you love every inch of it, don't ya, slut?
Why do you do this to my heart. But kitsune always
I will put you on the waiting list for when an alp or incubus is available for adoption.
>your ryuu waifu will never forget to tell you about her reverse scale
>she will never have to nurse you back to health because she almost fucked you to death
>she will never apologize profusely the entire time
>you will never stop her from leaving because she feels so bad about hurting you
>you will never tell her how much you love her and you don't care that she hurt you
>you will never tell her that you would endure anything just to wake up next to her everyday for the rest of your life
Stephanie Meyer is a shut-in?
Funnily enough that's exactly where I am with Clare's story at the moment.
Poor thing, i would adopt her and give her a loving home and teach her to love again I can't be the only one?
why aren't you coloring the promopic
get back to work
What about a monstertrap
I eagerly await the finished product.
Are you going to release the stories side-by-side or as you finish them?
General consensus was at the same time.
What's funnier is that in the vote posted earlier today 'naked kitsune' was more popular than Savannah.
I feed from the sorrow of those who dream of the impossible.
>vote posted earlier today|
> 'naked kitsune' was more popular than Savannah.
what. when. who.
Haha, it's probably just the time you posted the poll at. I've seen the love for each character fluctuate depending on the time of day.
You're not the boss of me...
>'naked kitsune' was more popular than Savannah.
That doesn'T even make any fucking sense.
My god why did that hit so close to home.
No you are not.
What is going in this racket?
Being heretic with your filthy abomination girls?
For more feels
Depends. What does being a heretic imply?
Troll votes, most likely. You just didn't post it at the time when most of us are active, I guess.
>Not posting most devout servant of higher power
I bet you don't even flame
Just the overall theme of things. I didn't mean too much by it. I'm not the greatest person when it comes to words.
Oh god not again.
This sounds like the beginning of a good Ahab type story. He escapes and hunts her for the rest of her life.
Fine, new poll, sans naked kitsune
I just wrote from my vantage, which I suspect isn't so unique amongst anons.
I think we've both heard enough speeches about higher causes by now.
sadpanda will decide who's right.
“I found her in my friend’s apartment.” You pointed to Dagura who was smiling absently with absolutely no idea how to react to the duo of spidergirls. The larger spidergirl wasn’t much taller than you sitting down but it was intimidating to have her pedipalps grip you like toy while her little sister gripped your collar. “I don’t know who you are or what you think you’re doing but if you touch my sister again so help me god I’ll do things to you that will cause your little snake pal to vomit yesterday’s rat.” She finished her rant by throwing you back down on the bench.
This was the thing that caused Dagura to react, her empty grin and drifting eyes turned to absolute rage and worry as she wrapped herself around you before you could even open your eyes, the tiny spider now rested in your hair ruffling the individual strands to grab a hold.and burying her face into it.
The atmosphere turned even tenser than before as the spidergirl remained still with hostile eyes while Dagura stared intently at the offending girl, the only person who seemed to be enjoying themselves was the giggling spidergirl nestled in your hair, her tiny hooks repeatedly attaching to your scalp as she happily called for you “Onii-chan! Fun!”
You tried to say something or at least move but Dagura had wondrously managed to stick the tip of her tail into your mouth and was now twitching slightly while still trying to maintain her hostile position against the spidergirl who had placed herself flat on the ground ready to jump up and bite.
You managed to finally spit out her tail from your mouth in time for the spidergirl to jump up, you expected her to bite or strike Dagura and Dagura must’ve been thinking the same thing by the way she clumsily pushed her claws forward. Fortunately in that moment the only thing the spidergirl grabbed was the tiny bouncing body of the spidergirl who pouted as her sister snatched her from out of your hair.
Dagura seemed confused in that split second when her claws didn’t meet anything expect the hair, she slipped from the chair and the two of you tumbled down onto the grass while she still wrapped herself around you. “PFFT! What a bunch of losers.” The tiny Spidergirl didn’t speak as her sister wrapped her into a tight silk cocoon and lifted her on her back; instead her tiny human hands reach out in your direction hoping to grab you while her sister hoisted her up into the tree where they were discussing previously.
Dagura on the other hand was completely dumbfounded as she rolled down the hill with you still in her grasp. By the time the two of you reached the bottom she had only made slight mental progress on processing what had happened. “Dagura… lost?” She spoke to herself while you dusted her off and lifted her onto her tail.
She didn’t resist as you led her away from the grassy knoll and back onto the road, nor did she fight you when you put her down on the bench to rest, her eyes remaining glassy while she thought over what had just occurred. You sat next to her and tried to snap her out of it, even going as far as asking her for cuddles, which on any other day would have been an aphrodisiac for her.
She finally spoke after a while. “Anon… I good enough for you?” Her eyes were fragile glass; she laid her claws on her lap while looking at you with a frown of self-doubt. “Of course you are, why wouldn’t you be?” She didn’t answer, instead looking down as a single tear slid down her cheek and onto her clothes. “If Dagura is good you shouldn’t look at other women, right?” You blinked in confusion at the random question; you opened your mouth and say…
1. Of course I don’t, you’re the only girl for me (slight yandere Dagura)
2. Dagura that isn’t reasonable, I can’t avoid looking at other people (Tsundere Dagura)
3. If it’ll make you happy. (Deredere Dagura)
God damnit Bob making me choose favorites like this.
Making us choose.
What are you Bob, some sort of sadist?
Only slightly, yeah?
holy shit 1
How much longer until we suck off the cat
Dere Dere best dere
We don't want a fucking Louise Francoise with extra strength for more hurting
4. Put Stone mask on Dagura (Mudare Dagura)
1 all the way
The cat is being sucked off at this very moment, my friend
>all these choices for 1
fuck no we've already ruined the ryu.
2 or 3, please.
Deredere is boring and a tsundere with super strength is a bad idea. 1 is the only option
THISTHISTHISTHIS 100TIMES THIS
3 or 2. Yandere a shit.
and a yandere with super strength is any better?
I'm a little fearful for a dumb yandere that possess brute strength..
Can you do a base colour on the bedframe and background walls?
It's not like she's yangire
Yeah, I'll color those too
>tsundere with super strength is a bad idea.
>yandere with super strenght isn't
Changing my vote >>102110030 from 2 to 3, because tsun won't win and yan shouldn't.
I hope your definition of SLIGHTLY yandere is the same as mine, cyoanon.
Well, if it's only slightly yandere, I'm fine with changing my vote to 1.
cyoanon's yandere's usually aren't the batshit crazy kind
1, cyoanon. Only a sprinkle of yan, please.
Yandere is the purest form of love.
She keeps attempting to reach down with her paws to stroke herself, but you bat away her arms, refusing to let her pleasure herself. “P-please…” she mewls softly.
She must already be desperate for release. Pausing from tonguing her body, you tell her that good things come to those who wait.
“J-just hurry… please,” she stammers between gasps, her eyes full of anticipation.
You both excuse yourselves as quickly as possible and split as soon as you hit the door. Last thing you hear the Prez call is "I knew those bogus rumors about you smelled rare kid. If you can warm up that cold Vee-Ice President, you must pack some kind of rad heat." You're not sure you caught all of that mishmash, but it felt vaguely inappropriate and sexual. As expected of the Prez.
As you're walking from the school grounds. you notice Nina foundering on her right front foot. She tried so hard to hide it when she thought you were watching. That really bugs you. You wonder if she hurt her foot earlier. It would be her rear feet if it was from her punishment.
You confront her about it in the park after school the next day, kit in hand. The massive centaur bows up like it's a grave insult. "I'm NOT foundering! I could gallop all the way home."
"Let me see your hoof." You state evenly.
"I was just at the farrier's last week." She huffs.
"NOW!" You command. You pinch behind her leg out of habit for her to lift and forget she's not been trained that way.
The centaur sulks and raises her hoof. You notice the metal of her shoes is actually pewter, and has been glued on without any kind of pad. What the hell? There's clay and gravel stuck in there from her running around as well as the sole around the frog.
"What is all this?" You ask, half to yourself as you grab your hoof pick and begin clearing out the debris for a better look. Little gasps escape the giant warhorse as the clods and rocks fall to the grass.
Finally, you get the sole cleared and your brush uncovers something gold and shiny. You don't know whether to laugh or cry when you pull it out and Nina yelps. It's a cheap dangling spike earring. You know the type well, it's the kind Lisa likes to wear.
"If you left this in here you could have gotten an abscess you damn stubborn horse." You reprimand the tall dark mare. "And what's with these halfassed fake shoes?"
Oh man, I was just about to ask if you'd finish or not.
It better be slight.
>I knew those bogus rumors about you smelled rare kid. If you can warm up that cold Vee-Ice President, you must pack some kind of rad heat.
Oh my fuck. This woman.
So. MC is going to reshoe Nina. Anything, uh....special gonna happen?
Just to clear up to anyone with any doubts as to what slightly yandere means for a girl like Dagura
>her trying to hack your phone to see who you've been talking to but getting frustrated because she doesn't know how to get pass the password even though you don't have one set.
>following you into the mall when you go to buy clothes and pretending not to know you even though she sticks out like a sore thumb among the crowds of normal humans.
>her trying to tie you up to her bed so that you can't leave but through sheer will of retardness accidentally tying herself up instead.
>her asking you why you were looking at someone else and completely believing you when you tell her that you saw a puppy instead of doubting your word.
At the center of Dagura there is nothing but moe, by extension a yandere Dagura is simply extra moe with yandere intentions.
>It would be her rear feet if it was from her punishment.
From the whipping? How could her hoof be hurt from that?
I'm changing to 1 now that I remember who is writing
Oh, that seems harmless enough.
1 seems better now to me.
>It's a cheap dangling spike earring.
So, Nina had an earring that accidentally got stuck in her foot?
If her hindquarters hurt, she might favor one side or the other in her gait. Straight up foundering is what got him concerned though.
changeing to 1
Remember when she stepped on the bitch's head and threatened to crush it like a cantaloupe?
She wasn't playing around.
>Anything, uh....special gonna happen?
Anon will fit her with crystal horseshoes and discover that Nina is the one he truly loves.
We will then take her to his BDSM dungeon. The spirited mare will never see the light of the sun again.
Yandere a shit.
Oops, I accidentally read it as belonging to Nina instead of Lisa.
As loonk as it stays harmless like that...well...
>Have to wait 2+ hours for the next one
FUCK, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO GOOD
If it's just this
You don't have to worry about it, even if she tries to be full on yandere she still follows our word and we could tell her to stop. She's not that bright remember?
Prez is now my favourite elf.
You can't convince me that Yandere is not a shit.
Tsundere > Yandere
Deredere > Yandere
Dandere > Yandere
Kuudere > Yandere
Thugdere > Yandere
Himedere > Yandere
Every single "Dere" > Yandere
Yandere. A. SHIT.
Even the dere that only loves you for your money? I forgot which dere that was
>She's not that bright remember?
I'm just voting around without reading the story.
It looks like those whores and sluts have finally gotten to you. We're going to have to fix that~ <3
3, I dont think we can be friends with Katla anymore if she goes yandere.
>implying longer side stories are bad
>implying you wont end up doing episodic content
>implying wont pull a valve and leave us hanging just before a climax and continue to do other work to completion and stay silent on Clare and Savannah forever
Aw shit, is this true cyoanon?
Elf prez is thugdere
Er, have you read
There will be no hanging. As it is I'm kinda upset I can't find the drive to finish War and MG.
>"I'm NOT foundering! I could gallop all the way home."
>"I was just at the farrier's last week."
>The centaur sulks and raises her hoof.
This foal needs to be reminded who is in charge,a nd who actually know more about this kind of shit.
Does it matter? It's seems unlikely that she would appear in the story again anyways.
Shit's gay. Gimme the original.
Oh shit, Shwig drew a version of this? Nice.
>you will never have a thugdere waifu
>she will never beat you up and steal your wallet
>She wont ever throw it at your head on valentines day with a crumpled card she bought with your money
>Hating on The Shwig
Nigga u be hatin.
He be the pimp.
Oh man. The pain of not knowing whether or not you've gone or if you're still writing.....but it's all worth it....
fire all the way
Why does this sound so appealing?
>mfw someone uses my shitty edit i made on /v/
>Shwig draw a version
>doesn't even have main 14
“You know I wouldn’t, you’re the only girl for me.” You smile at the moody Dagura who cheers up at your words, a tiny smile spreading themselves on her cheeks as she nuzzles her head into your shoulders. “Okay, that’s good… I don’t want anyone to steal Anon from me.” You feel a strange sensation in your stomach at her words but choose to ignore it given how extremely caring she’s been.
Your emotional moment is cut short by the sound of bells in the distance, Dagura raises her head with an excited gasp. “I want Ice-cream!” She goes back to her regular self, dragging you by the collar toward the origin of the sound without a single second to waste.
The entire journey to the origin of the bells reveals that there wasn’t an ice-cream stand to even buy from. In the center of a large flowery field a tall building stood where a bell tower rung by itself, flowers of all sorts stood in bloom while the singular building sounded over the entire expanse of the park. Standing here, you realize that Dagura really is just like you.
The red sun hangs over paradise while her eyes turn wide with a sudden spark of inspiration. She turns to you out of breath and you can practically hear her heartbeating in her chest as she grabs your hands. “Anon! We should marry!” Her eyes betray no other intention except the desire to be close to you and she follows it up quickly “My Daddy always told me that people who are married can’t be with others, that way you and I will be together forever!”
You try to explain the complicated problems with marriage but she swats them aside easily. “I don’t care about money! Daddy can take care of all of that anyway!” She tightens her grip and hugs you. You sigh to yourself and say…
1. Fine, lets get married (real marriage)
2. Okay then let me talk to the priest. (Fake marriage)
3. I don’t think we’re ready for that step Dagura (Dagura is hurt emotionally, extra jealous)
I found it on google.
it looks like my edit wasnt as shitty as i thought\
in the original all knights are white but i felt that it was wrong to leave it that way
>Standing here, you realize
>that Dagura really is just like you.
You fucker. You just couldn't resist, could you?
If she isn't ready for some tongue lashing, she definitely isn't ready for a real marriage yet.
3, please it would add a bit of drama
2, my good writefag.
not like there is anyone left to have her at that point.
2. We getting a wedding dress for Dagura too?
how would a fake marraige not hurt hurt eventually?
OMFG why do I care
Oh, yes. This would be adorable.
>“I don’t care about money! Daddy can take care of all of that anyway!”
>mfw Dadanon gets the bill for the marriage, including the ceremony, the reception, and all other expenses
1. Go big or go home
Besides this is bound to stir shit up later when she realises we arent actually married
I'm holding out for that Jabberwock ending.
4. Distract her with something that will take her mind of the idea.
3 all the way
Three with a real marriage later in the story.
if you choose two then she gets a bridal hood made out of burger danuking napkins which she proudly wears
Ixa was such an entertaining character. The ost for Kiva was really good too.
2 the max!
>Besides this is bound to stir shit up later when she realises we arent actually married
This. 2 can only lead to trouble.
Is the ride ending? ;_;
2 or 3, I don't want to hurt dagura but it would be pretty good for the story, we still haven't even found out why she's slow
>Not Burger Maou
>we still haven't even found out why she's slow
I believe all wurm's are like that.
>Besides this is bound to stir shit up later when she realises we arent actually married
You're overthinking things, anon.
4. We gotta go on more dates before that, I mean you haven't even met my parents
Whoops, wrong link.
m8, she's slightly yandere, and eventually some sort of circumstance will reveal that we're not married
2 will be fun.
Bullying. All wurms are slow, but Dagura was held back because of bullying.
I thought she was slower than most
Yeah. Slightly yandere. Have you not even read what cyoanon wrote on that? It's harmless yan.
You're worried over nothing.
Slightly yandere is going to turn into something much worse when she finds out that you tricked her.
2 will bring chaos afterwards
>all these anon's saying 2
For love and cuteness.
3 will be more interesting
Get her a wedding dress to go with it too.
We can fix emotions. 3
>2. Okay then let me talk to the priest. (Fake marriage)
Make sure she cleans up. Can't have a fake marriage with the bridge covered in melted ice cream.
>All these people voting 2
Don't you want the MC to say" sorry but in the end it has to be this way"? He's literally lined it up after saying one of the other lines from the song
Take pictures too. Dagura can keep them framed to remember the occasion.
Oh yes. Extra cute.
>3. I don’t think we’re ready for that step Dagura (Dagura is hurt emotionally, extra jealous)
This is hilarious.
I'm going to end up using that line regardless of what happens. to be honest you have to fuck up pretty badly and deliberately for this story to end in suffering, this story is meant for healing and happiness.
I want to love that derp face.
>Standing here, you realize that Dagura really is just like you.
>The red sun hangs over paradise
Aaaand the moment's over.
4 - You might as well tell her you're fucking invincible.
How is MC going to marry her for real later in the story if she believes that they are already married?
>I don’t care about money! Daddy can take care of all of that anyway!
Heh. Daddy's girl.
4: FIND ICE CREAM TO DISTRACT, FUCK GOTTA HURRY, otherwise 3
new thread >>102113324
I really love how you put song lyrics into your story. It makes me smirk whenever I see one, keep up the good work!
Well, there you have it.
2/4: We can have a practice wedding.
Okay, colored the sheets and rail...
I swear, those god damn references....
Is this going to be a thing, cyoanon? Are you just going to pull quotes from hotblooded, action videogames?