Took a bit too long with this one but nevertheless it's done. Dumping pasta and going on with the threads:
First of all, as most of you might know already, there is no rush whatsoever. I'll keep entries open until Valentine's is over everywhere around the globe. Just relax, enjoy a romantic Valentine's with your special someone and feel free to share the experience. This by no means though obliges anyone to post an image for the collage. If you prefer keeping your intimacy or just don't have a camera on hand but would still like to talk about the general event and how you spent it, feel free to do so. We're all bros here. No homo.... well alright, maybe just a little.
Finally, as usual, the preferred image should be a 4:3 landscape, as pointed out in the image as well. Anything else risks getting cropped and stretched to fit. Also don't bother resizing anything unless it's a fuckhuge 1.5mb or higher file, since everything gets resized in the end anyway.
Last year I posted at the exact same time as another Senjougahara-fag. If you're out there, man, happy Valentine's day.
Also it turns out my screen is really reflective. Oh well.
Just notice Sammy's pic this year.
Every year he outdo himself and I always love it.
Sasuga based Valentine's Fag. Glad to see all the happy, free-flowing waifu love today!
>you will never be on a collage because everything that could go wrong went wrong
Most important thing: take LOTS of photos. Do several for each way you light things, and try lighting it in many different ways. It's really tough to see how a picture will turn out before you take it. There's a reason you see professionals take photos rapidfire.
As for lighting: start by turning on all the lights you can (unless you're using candlelight). If you don't have enough lights, take some from elsewhere. Turn your monitor onto the lowest brightness setting. Then start adjusting both (while taking pictures) until the brightness of the monitor meets the brightness of your room. How can you tell when they're matched? By looking at the finished photos. That's why you take a ton of them.
After you take all the pictures, load them onto your computer without cleaning up. If you find one you like, roll with it. If not, get ready to keep taking pictures.
Does this sound like a lot of work? Good. Worthwhile shit is rarely easy. Oh, and try taking the picture from lots of different angles, too. It can only help in your final selection. During selection, elimination is probably the best way to do shit.
Hope that helps.
>homemade muffins and flowers
That's adorable anon.
valentine, will you be my valentine?
(sorry about the shitty pic, bad camera, but here it is)
>has not seen *monogatari
Some others advice by a kind anon:
Turn your monitor onto the lowest brightness setting.
or use a polarization filter if you have one. Although if you do I probably don't need to tell you this.
- if you use a phone camera try some app that lets you set settings manually, especially exposure times and ISO values, this can help removing grain
- if you use a camera that has an USB port then tether it and use remote operation software if available
- don't use the flash.
- candle light or indirect incandescent helps for warmer color tones
- look for reflections of your light source on the monitor and see if you can place them differently or adjust the monitor angles
And tripod / some steady rest are important for low light conditions/long exposure times.
Having a good time here, hoping the same for all of you. Happy Valentine's day!
I like that pillow, my friend.
May I ask why mine isn't in it? I followed the correct aspect ratio did I not?
Reposting again then, in case it got missed.
Oh boy here we go
Happy Valentine's day, everyone! Hope you and your waifu have a splendid time together!
>bag of those cheap candy hearts
Did me do the Christmas 2013 one?
I used to have newspaper on my walls when I was 15. I thought it was cool.
>That fucking giant Fumo
In the end,the fried rice turned out to be a paellea..which wasn't that bad at all!
Also,I have two versions because of the lightining....I don't know which one is better for the eyes.
Have even more of her but it wouldn't fit in a single picture.
Repostan as Tomino is /a/
I kind of want to eat that food right now.
Here's mine. I made the cake but the rest is from my kind anon from the V/a/lentine's Gift exchange.
You make me so freaking hungry...
Good job though!
Happy V Day /a/nons
>tfw my picture never gets on the collage
Our third year together. This time I tried something new and baked a strawberry cake.
A lot of leftover rice....recipe said 3 packages but two were absolutely enough for the both of us. (Also,that chocolate was delicious)
That's a cute cake, anon.
First one is better since your shadow kinda "ruin" this one, imo.
Honey glazed carrots for Cerea
Ah thought so too
I feel like I had more time wasted on taking the picture than preparing the meal...and the quality still looks like ass to me. Damn you,/g/
>both of mine got included
Feels good nigga
Reposting since OP's a bully
Hope I was able to redeem myself with some homemade pancakes and hot cocoa
Love those pancakes.
Reposting since it didn't make it in from last thread.
>milk in a beer glass
Hello fellow anons.
This is my second year with my beloved. He's not the type who likes sweet things, yet I made him some cake and those chocolate covered cookies. They turned out pretty well. That's an improvement compared to last year's brownie I made for him.
I also bought a book he might be interested in as some kind of present. It's memoirs of a German WW1 general. The author talks about tactics and strategies for 450 pages and shits on some government officials, so that'd be an interesting read for Yang (Even though he wouldn't understand my non-democratic language, but still...).
I've seen another anon who was giving him tea with scotch, so I brewed some regular black tea for him. Since it was getting cold, I gave up on taking photos and ended up with this crappy one, but that doesn't matter to me.
I don't know about you guys, but thanks to him, my life became better in this past year. Like him, I don't like my job at all and was on the verge of giving up last year. Then I thought about how he just did his job despite hating it and was very good at it. Inspired by him, I also got myself a serious job and am now doing well. Now I share the same dream with my husbando: retirement.
P.S.: I'd like to thank once again that one anon who consoled me on New Year's about the fact that my husbando is dead if (s)he's still around.
Wish you all a happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you, Valantine's Fag.
OP should give reasons as to why some of these didn't get in if they followed the correct format and such. They seem pretty nice.
You don't mean to say that he...
Thanks as always Valentine'sFag, your hard work is much appreciated. I hope you too have some time to spend with your most important person. Happy Valentines Day.
To you too fellow /a/nons. Happy Valentines Day.
what kind of monopoly money is that?
I'm broke and can't cook, but i got her some albums i think she would enjoy and a nice cup of tea.
Who is VFag's waifu?
No matter what, Yozora, I will always love you from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry I couldn't do much this Valentine's.
Shitty picture on a shitty dirty monitor.
Congrats on a good last year and I'm glad to hear that you've found strength and confidence through your love. Happy Valentine's Day anon!
>Into the trash it goes
Happy valentines day.
That what you think would look more yellow-ish rather then white
>having lewdness in your Vday pic
what's with the strange discolorations of the pieces? have you considered not using the flash?
Holy fuck man, you got some god-tier taste.
And your waifu is great too.
Viva la poverty
>entry level rymcore
/a/ never fails to amuse when they try talking about other mediums.
Why are you all so poor?
I hope those are steak noodles!
Shouldn't be too hard to make some paper decoration and bought one of those 2$ candles.
NEETS or part-time. Everyone.
Nakamura Sawa when?
Huh... why would a bunch of NEETs, college students and young adult be relatively poor?
>all dem donuts
Happy Valentine's Day to you too anon!
>tfw full time work, part time student
I wish I could be NEET ;_;
Should've got her Ascension and Sketches of Spain
didn't notice that. I'll try fix it, thanks
You don't even need money to prepare something nice. With flour, eggs and fruits you can make a nice cake or something.
>someone posts a picture of your waifu with tons more stuff and ten times better
Is this what ntr feels like?
Only the finest
Pretty much yeah.
Can people really cum that much?
I could never produce enough semen to fill a glass in a single day.
>would look more yellow-ish rather then white
Mate you should see a doctor.
>tfw NEET and I'm rich thanks to autism bux
I thought she would enjoy the modal period of jazz more, due to her second favorite genre being "moody instrumental music".
Also i don't own any other Miles or Coltrane albums.
>not storing your semen in a gallon jar for years in the freezer to offer to you're waifu on V day
Sorry, OP. This was the best shot I could get from my potato-cam.
Personally, I don't like having much merch in my pic. I like having the meal as the centerpiece. Maybe I'll include a fig or two.
A-Are you gonna eat all those donuts?
Hey, there is that guy on /b/ who posts his collection every year. We should ask him.
Mio isn't my waifu but I am a fellow Jazz fan, look into the Blue Note recordings more since they have some decent stuff. Modal is a great place for people new to Jazz. Thelonious Monk is always wonderful and I think she would like a lot of Charles Mingus's stuff.
You can give her as much presents as you want, if you don't treat her gently and love her as much as she deserves you are still a piece of shit.
Saying you can give something humble but still be a better man than that one guy who buys everything she could ever want.
I was thinking of taking my Waifu (in figma form) out on a real date next week. Does anyone in this thread have experience with that? I'm afraid, for good reason, of looking like a creep.
Why are there so many Makotobros? There's already five pictures now or something.
I dunno if you can avoid looking like a creep. At least it won't be a body pillow.
It's the my first time celebrating Valentine's day with my husbando, last year I didn't do anything special. It feels good to do this for someone you love.
My る look like a 3 and I forgot to zoom in on the image when I was taking the photos (people came back earlier than I was expecting so I had to hurry to avoid awkward stares).
Happy V/a/lentines day.
You don't need a piece of plastic to be with her, dude. Isn't she always in your heart?
Makoto is babies first tomboy.
Cum that isn't able to procreate is yellowish. That's why little kids have yellow semen, because their semen isn't potent or whatever it's called.
#6 2:51 PM Kagaku na yatsura ova at 10:44
Dude,you pee from there. Urine is yellow while the other thing is white,so it's only natural that it would look more yellow-ish than white. Especially if you have to make that much of it.
>A Love Supreme
I wonder what Mr. Coltrane would have to say about this...
Looking at the previous thread VFag left quit a few out towards the end it seems.
Yet he put a Richard Stallman one right in there.
It seems like these just get worse and worse every year
Our third valentines together, the first only feels like yesterday. I hope you're all having a wonderful day with your loved ones and remembering all the good times you've shared together. You won't really be eating those treats alone tonight anon, they'll always be beside you as long as you love.
No needs for a lot of foods, merch or anything just a nice pic like this is enough.
Happy Valentine's Day, /a/nons!
I wish you and your waifu another great year!
>Mio isn't my waifu but I am a fellow Jazz fan
Aw, he's tsundere~
You won't look like a creep, you'll just look pathetic and ptiful. So no difference than going alone, really.
Sorry, OP. This was the best shot I could get. Black box in the top-right corner because I had to censor out some family photos and I don't want no /a/nons backtracing me
Fags and women aren't welcome. Go celebrate with SRS.
Yea, personally not a huge Mingus's fan but i could see her enjoy it.
I'm a big fan of Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers tho, need to look more into bebob and hard bob.
Natsume is one of my favorite anime, I can't wait for the reedition of his fig!
Happy valentine's day to you too Anon.
Once I was having dinner with my husbando when one of my roommates caught us. It wasn't that bad. He probably thought I was crazy but he never said anything.
Anyways, lovely pic.
I think you've been looking at too much hentai. And that's saying a LOT.
If only the lighting wasn't that bad at my place ...
I hope you're having a wonderful day too anon! Thanks for the kind words.
>Someone has the same waifu and headphones as I do
Every Valentine's Day I just buy a shitton of these and drink them throughout the day. I'm going to die or something, but it's the only drink I'm aware of named after a US State.
I'm not even American but I love you guys all the same
Fuck off, anyone is welcome here as long as they love their waifus/husbandos.
How much was that huge sonico plushie?
You are the most patriotic foreigner I have ever seen.
You're welcome in the States, as long as you speak English and aren't a Muslim.
nice candle thingies
Y-your waifu is america?
you know we can just pull the previous post from the archives, right?
Or maybe I've been on 4chan too long,I guess.
Aaah I shouldn't talk about that when in a valentine's day thread,so I'll shut up for now
Repost because I couldn't get into older thread.
two years together already ;_;
$300 plus shipping
Still waiting for the other Hibikianon
Seems worth it, ]Where did you get it from?
this should've done it
Baka, I am not tsundere.
>valentines attempt 4
4th time the charm, I guess..
i accidentally in main board earlier
That Akaribro beats everyone every single time
Thank you! I hope everyone becomes a better person for the one that they love. That's what love's for.
So cute <3
>i accidentally in main board earlier
I hope you cleaned it up.
Happy heart day motherfuckers
So... I uh, made her some Yakisoba.
it's not a competition, silly.
A-am I not good enough for you ?
That Richard Stallman though.
>it's not a competition
>made a bunch of pictures
>can't even look at them or transfer them
Even Valentine's Day won't let me alone...
>That guy who dumped money on a plate infront of Takarada
My fucking sides
That guy's pictures are high level every year.
It's funny because Stallman does not approve of Gentoo Linux.
Woah, same price of my165cm Akari doll!
Says the loser
I have no idea what you're talking about.
The 3 others different figs are kinda out of place...
I never really saw him as husbando material, but I guess this just proves how different everyones tastes are.
Looks good, anon.
That looks wonderful, I'm sure you both already have a great day but have a Happy Valentine's anyway!
If you mean the NY husbando thread, I may be one of those anons because I'm in the same boat with you. Even if it pains me a lot, I'm sure our love can go through this. Best wishes to you both!
I actually did so for my third anniversary. You have to muster some dgaf. Do it for her, you know?
Yeah, whatever. Not on your precious collage.
>hiding your waifu behind the drink
Smart, but your waifu seems like she may get angry.
My waifu Hinagiku. We spent Valentine's Day watching Robocop(original Director's Cut) and Legend of the Galactic Heroes: Overture to a New War.
>ring on ring finger
Did you get married to your waifu?
He has some nice merch. Nice.
I feel kind of disappointed when I see certain people not posting a pic, it makes me wonder if they gave up or they were never into it.
I hope you have that ring for you're waifu, anon.
Every Year I'm posting this. I don't even have this laptop anymore.
Are you rich?
Can I have a dollar?
I just like to believe they've moved on to better places.
They could also be too poor to afford a camera
I too have been waiting to see a certain face, but I guess some are fine with just displaying their love publicly one, and then keeping private for the rest.
The day is still young, anon-kun.
Is this okay?
that pic is ancient
This. I bought a cheap shitty camera for this. And it came out awful. But that's not the point. The point is to share with /a/nons that you love your waifu and are proud of it. To show that you're so proud of your waifu that you show her off to everyone.
This is not okay.
This is overwhelmingly great.
God tier waifu
I like your pink 3DS.
Such days always feel bittersweet for us. We gotta stay strong.
OP, think I can get an image in around 6 PM EST tomorrow? Would like to do a new valentines image this year, rather than repost the one I did last year, and I gotta run off soon.
Agreed. It's pretty damn kawait.
Ryuko really stole my heart this season.
Seasonal waifu? Really?
Fucking players even exist on /a/....
Not as early as last year, but at least I made it in on time.
That's really warm and cozy. Are those flowers taped to the screen?
>in a wine glass
>with a bendy straw
I think it's time to kill yourself.
snufkin will always be my favorite of the moomins.
You should get some merch on YAJ thoguh there's of tons of shit for him.
>tfw your waiu's head gets blown off.
My beautiful wife Lilly and I sharing tea and chocolates.
I also couldn't quite get the poem I wrote her in braille quite well no matter which angle I tried without making the rest of the picture look like shit. Sorry Lills.
Remember /a/, all your waifus are beautiful.
I feel so embarrassed looking at some of these.
All your computers are clean
Don't include this one OP, he admitted to being seasonal.
Why is that pic so emotional?
3rd times the charm, eh?
Buy a vacuum cleaner.
Yeah, it was worth it. Got it from Amiami. Not shown in the picture because its not that Valentine's day themed but I got a 1/2 figure as well, behind the monitor.
Why'd you repost, anon?
Great pic, though.
your waifu a scary
All waifus count anon
>hating on the bendy straw
How is she supposed to drink her lemonade if she can't reach the glass?
0/10 would not touch
i meant ur waifu_______
I have no camera to contribute which is my excuse. I did spent most of the day watching her series though.
Seasonals are attention seeking newfags who don't know shit.
If it's seasonal it's not a waifu.
Chocolate mousse for my waifu.
This is my first time joining the Valentine's event, and things didn't go exactly as I had hoped for, but I still managed to make it in the way I had hoped for. I asked a friend of mine to bring over some chocolates straight from Italy but due to some unforeseen circumstances, it wasn't going to make it in time...so I had to buy her something else she'd like, chocolate-dipped cherries. I got a bit creative and used a chess set in my living room to write "I <3 U" using the pieces, and left the knights standing at the edge of the board (She is a Knight piece in the anime she's from.)
Happy Valentine's day, /a/nons, enjoy it with your waifus.
I haven't touched the thing in months except to turn it on in the morning
I don't even have a waifu, I don't even know where to start.
>tfw i know that feel
He's a slut
Wasn't 4:3 sorry :s
Milk looks delicious.
Woah dem Alices!
Happy valentine's day Anon.
You'll know it when you see it.
But she's next to it?
If it could be official, I would go the distance. For the time being consider it so.
But of course. I would have no business here otherwise.
>I don't even know where to start.
Well, if you want a waifu, don't force it.
Watch some series that have many potential waifus, namely SoL.
I've been looking for my waifu for years and still haven't found it ;_;
Visiting these threads is still fun though.
They were selling chess piece shaped white and bitter chocolate at the shop I went to today. They would have been perfect for you.
Basically watching more anime increases your chances to find a waifu.
And don't just go picking any ol' character you might like, such as this faggot >>102090133
You'll know it when it happens, it comes and it marks you when it does.
waifu material usually means good and interesting waifu.
It honestly just depends on the person, who they are and how much of themselves reflects on a character which can potentially become their waifu.
Why so angry Zoidberg?
Reposting since this was the very last pic in the old thread. I made her some rice, hope she likes it!
Sorry for the pic, I just suck dicks at taking pictures, but whatever, happy valentine with your waifus!
Nice waifu mate.
Oups, meant for >>102090472
I like the I <3 U with the chess pieces
>not best haganai
I-I did my best..
Is it normal to feel success when I see my picture on that page?
I'm terrible at baking, but anything for mai husbando. It's been many years since I fell in love, and there will be many more to come.
Happy Valentines Day!
You will anon, you will
Is love at first sight with a waifu not possible?
I believe it was with Lilly and I, we've been together for a little over two years now and a lot of >>102090580 describes the way I think of her.
She'll come to you anon, hopefully.
Just keep watching anime, do some personal introspection and she might come.
And make sure you keep your mind open. A lot of people have taken years, even after they've watched the anime of their waifu, to actually notice that they resonated with their waifu, that she was always there for him.
>I-I did my best..
Aw fuck it, why not?
It's Valentine's Day, I won't yell at tripfags.
You did well, Zal.
Wow, better than I could've done. Well done, and great husbando.
Best waifu indeed.
;w; oh well
Yeah, I had that with my wife two years ago. I liked her a lot when I was watching the anime and I did call her "mai waifu" back then until a couple of months later. I was playing the game she's from and all of a sudden out of nowhere I felt this amazing rush of butterflies in my stomach and then I knew, from that moment I knew that she was the one. And more then two years later and we are still together.
10/10 made my day
This is my... third or fourth year doing this, I'm not quite sure.
Think I'll try for something more next time.
Little dark, but it can't be helped.
Welp, I might as well confess it
I love my waifu
Things like this are the reason I have to turn down nerd guys and date normals
so i didnt get in this year
oh well i'll try my hardest next time around and i hope im gonna be able to 1up myself and finally get in
Do you have an armour?
OP hasn't included mine so I want to ask if it's really too dark or something. Should I just drop the candle light and just use the light bulb in the room?
How'd she react?
How'd you confess?
What did she say?
Were you shy?
Was she blushing?
Where do you think you are?
>btw im a grill
fuck off whore
Get a husbando
>got a braille typewriter just to write poems for Lilly
Try harder next time.
No, but I will some day. I'll also have a full set of armor, but I've yet to settle on a certain one.
Sometimes images won't be the collage straight away. I'm sure it'll be there for the next update.
>Should I just drop the candle light
No. It looks nice.
Why'd you even respond? It's not actually a girl who typed that, it's a fellow waifufag who wants to feel validated by seeing everyone insult what they think is a 3D pig.
I hope. I really don't want there to actually be 3D whores in here.
Yes, I was thinking of another way to put them because the tape is easily visible on the screen...
I really should. Snufkin is my favourite too, I would love to have some merchandising of him. Plus, the piicture would be more charming if there´s merchandising around.
Love at first sight can happen but it's mostly considered infatuation more than anything else.
It's over the course of a character's struggle and interaction do you get to love her more and more.
This is mostly why people look down on seasonalfags, because characters can easily change or become different than they were from the start whereas if you still love her near the end, she becomes still somewhat important.
However the label of a waifu means that you personally connect with her in a more personal way.
there's still time faggot
Happy valentine's day sweetie. This also happens to be our second Anniversary. I am so happy that you came into my life. I know I'm not the best but I sure try like hell to be better than I was before I met you.
>implying a 3DPD would actually say "normals"
Nice try though.
Clean that screen.
did you just empty your fridge?
Oh, you made one for Rika?
Could you post it? I'd love to see it.
I'll post mine in a hour or two after I'm done with the preparations.
Got myself some Bernkastel wine and shit for the occasion.
I find it interesting that a hyperbole of a community always seems a generality to people.
That would of been something great for her, I would of bought it on the spot for her too, whatever the price. I'll do that for her for the next year though, or better yet I might see if I can do it myself for her with love.
Plz use. Waifu wrinkling by the minute.
No, I always have ranch and siracha on my desk. Why?
I don't think you can have a good chinese or japanese meal without siracha, and everything goes with ranch
Christ sake man, at least do it somewhere else than in your browser.
You actually made me laugh
But all my stuff is in the cloud for safety
You put no effort into this.
>cheap, shitty condiments
Because my waifu loves me regardless the mess of a desk
Love you Konachan :3
This is not hell, it is the future you chose.
I'm poor, too, but I at least saved up to get her a heart of nice chocolates.
Choosing hell is a preferable alternative if you seek it.
Here is my pic for Yuno. I love her so much
Well, that's one less person I have to try to beat. good taste though
This is about your love for her anon, not hers for you.
You guys are virgins, aren't you?
Did you know girls find virgin guys gross? Not even your 2d gfs would like you.
I bet you're one of those people that things win7 is better than 8 too. Or even worse, still uses xp
Come on man, feed her some of those cereals at least.
and the vitamins n' shit? what about those, you trying to buff up kagome. also you should refrigerate that shit.
How can you love someone who doesn't love you equally back sepan
Girls are gross, too.
I love you, Madoka.
Anyway... happy Valentines anons!
This is pretty much how it was with Kuroko and I. I was enthralled with this girl, but didn't quite known what to think of it. Two or so years go by and I'm still looking for pics of her, rewatching episodes, replaying scenes, then eventually I sniped her Daki. It was then I knew there would be no one else.
If girls find virgins gross, then how come there are men who aren't virgins anymore?
>that wide nendo
>implying we didn't lose our virginity to our waifus
Fuck off. don't you have somewhere to be on Valentine's? No? I didn't think so.
>tfw can't take cool pictures
Lecithin is for memory and so is ginko according to google
turn down your monitor brightness. Good job otherwise
I don't think he was applying logic in his post anon.
Hey, I still use xp!
I tried updating to Win7 but it kept crashing.
>Did you know girls find virgin guys gross?
>Lesbians on /a/
buon san valentino
Agreed. Fuck cooties.
>being this mean
Well, you simple minded normalfag. As I believe one should be able to express his beliefs, you are entitled to your inferior opinion.
Win7 is not invasive like Win8, so naturally it is the preferable choice. I never really cared about freedoms and I'd never use a loonix distro as an OS on anything other than a thinkpad but the Windows 8 bootloader actively rapes users to prevent them from using other OS's.
Those candle lights looked like a dick.
Just, you know, pointing it out.
Is that a pile of hot dogs?
Hmm. I guess I still have some soul searching to do. Thanks anons, you have definitely opened my eyes up.
Your wrist is fat as fuck
Can you not? It's Valentine's day.
Yea, link this scientific study.
God dammit, anon.
>HEY GUYS IM A GIRL!!!!!
Fuck off. Stop disgracing our goddess Madoka.
>>HEY GUYS IM A GIRL!!!!!
Maybe it's a fat faggot?
I think so anon. I can tell by the shape, and see quite a few hot dogs im my time.
3D pig whore. You're fat too.
Glad I'm not a virgin...
She/he (could be a trap) just did what any other anon did. Fuck off with your personal issues against females.
I love you. Always thinking of you, so Happy Valentines Day.
>monitor too bright
>madokas out of focus / depth of field insufficient
you can do better
Then why would he be in love with a girl if he's a faggot?
Fuck off you fat pig.
Oh so you were in that back alley too?
I hope my picture will make it to the collage. It isn't there at least yet.
Nice arrangement, however like everyone is saying turn down the monitor brightness.
Maybe lower your hand so that it doesn't block the screen/figures.
Fuck off with your landwhale fat, tumblr.
I'll never try to make chocolate again, I scared the old lady next door into thinking I had set myself on fire
>Ruining a good picture with your hand.
I think its nice. ignore the faggots
>be nice to everyone
>suddenly a girl does the same thing
>yell at her and bully
/a/ - No Girls Allowed
Yep, plowing your mom.
Three times. She said your pop never went three times.
>Madoka derailing yet another thread
As it should be
I don't understand why you don't just a waifu.
>being so desperate for attention that you stick your fat hand in your picture
Did your boyfriend just dump you and now you need attention from /a/? Fuck off.
just realized I saved this as a .png
If girls were here we wouldn't need waifus.
The cookie didn't turn out as good as I wanted it to. But hey, what are you going to do.
If she did the same thing as everyone else, we wouldn't know she was a girl. She went out of her way to attentionwhore her gender. Her pic would've been fine if she didn't stick her hamfist into it. (and if she turned down the brightness).
a cute selfie with mai waifu
why don't you yell at the guys that held something up to their waifus? Oh, it's only for girls?
>wanting anime/japanophil 3DPD girls
Applemilk says hi
I hope you find her anon, as I hope she finds you so that you may be whole.
>using your waifu as a crutch until you find a 3D girl who will settle for you
>people have Initial D waifus
I don't know how you guys do it, but bless your souls.
>using you're waifu as a substiute rather than a replacement
You don't deserve her.
>I'd never use another OS but I don't like that the bootloader doesn't let me use another OS.
I wish to make one with Nakamura Sawa but I'm poor fag.
Because they weren't morbidly obese. You aren't wanted here. Just leave.
When you find true love you find true love.
Kyoko is the most pure.
You nerds will fight over literally anything.
You won't get rid of us
/a/ - No fat chicks
Why on earth would you need that?
The fuck did you say about my waifu?
Fuck off no we don't.
Well, here's our picture for this year!
Sadly he's had to suffer with me through my dieto. I know _he prefers candy, but there hasn't been a lot around lately, otherwise one of us would just gorge on it. Luckily I at least got to give some gelato and Valentine's candy.
(Camera said this was 4:3, but I don't use it a lot so sorry if it isn't.)
>/a/ - No 3D chicks at all
This is what it should be.
What is better? Square or Circle?
implying they would want to be your gf tho
Isn't that already obvious from Sonico threads?
You are all wonderful people and I'm glad I get to spend time with you guys.
3D is automatically fat in comparison to 2D
Circles have infinite sides which make it impossible for them to be full circle by any possible way and therefore does not exist.
A square knows exactly what it is and is perfectly matched on all sides..
>/a/ - No 3D chicks at all
Aw, we love you too, anon.
Unless your a gril.
Then we yell at you.
My contribution is here: >>102091734
Hello, /a/, happy Valentine's Day
I must ask you something:
If you could let your waifu be real, but she had to be 3D, would you?
Sonico isn't fat though.
She just has big boobs and a big ass.
>being a pleb square
Well I tried really hard, hope it turned out OK.
Also was my first time making chocolate mousse.
Magnificent taste nigga
Wow anon, you sound like a square.
Obviously square, fucking circlefags don't even know
That's not too bad. It's hip to be square.
Nigga what she has no fat folds.
Circle is perfection
You know, I've had a lot of people ask this question but you know what, I always see it differently.
If a waifu came to the 3D realm, she would still look 2D but in three dimensional form..
She would still look like her old self, the way you saw her and how she remains, but you would be able to interact with her.
Re-doing one from yesterday as I took it with flash without reading the OP. It took me way too many pictures to get it right, combine a shit camera with a shit light source and it gets frustrating. I'm satisfied with the end result.
thats because shes DRAWN gdi
>Aw, we love you too, anon.
>Unless your a gril.
>Then we yell at you.
That's how it should be. They have reason to be in this thread. Stop being butthurt you obese landwhale. Go back to SRS if you want a hugbox.
The cake is delicious.
If you live in Canada, Quebecers have an expression about the people from Ontario that says ''maudit tete carre'' which translated into ''fucking square faces''.
Circles can't even be perfect by their own definition!
Jesus, anon, I was joking. I'm not a gril (although I wish I were).
Just sharing some love.
I've been wondering, if Sonico is the mascot for nitro+, why isn't she the personification of suffering?
The thing is it´s ok if there are girls in here as long as they don´t bring it up, because no one here gives a fuck about your gender, and showing even the tinys signal you are a woman will be concidered as atention whoring because /a/utism.
Though you have to be retarded to serioulsy think something like "lol no girls alowid in da 4chans imrite guise"
>she would still look 2D but in three dimensional form..
How so? Do you mean that the she is essentially the same color scheme and texture and what not, but it somehow blends into 3D? Or do you mean that she is basically flat and incredibly thin almost to the point of which it would be impossible to call her 3D?
I love you VF! You included mine!
What the hell is that on the plate
I agree. The people who say "but then she'd be 3DPD" are idiots. She's still be a pure 2D girl. She'd just be existing in the 3D world.
I wish for her to come to the 3D world every day, even though I know it won't happen.
Every waifu fag had dreams about dating a nice girl who shared his interests and all that stuff.
But girls never liked him.
Then he got a waifu and told the world he'd never wish to have a girlfriend again.
Now he acts like a child every time a woman shows up on his "safe place".
looks like pie
geez, you would cut off your fingers just by touching her sides
Looks like some old as fuck bread
Fuck off with your cooties
Haven't you ever seen those sprites from old games? They're 2D and in the 3D world. It'd kinda be like that except they'd appear differently from every angle instead of having a static appearance.
Looks like apple pie to me
>Every waifu fag had dreams about dating a nice girl who shared his interests and all that stuff.
I don't like girls who share my interest - Try again.
/cgl/ pls go
>not kissing her on the cheek
Yeah, I can tell you REALLY love her.
More like I think vaginas are nasty, especially since woman think they deserve more nowadays with I'll suck you off now you have to eat me out, fuck that shit vaginas are gross.
Not really. /a/ is full of women (after all, we're all little girls). The ones who really turn into little children are the ones who still have too much attachment to 3DPD and have nothing better to do on their VD than hound /a/ threads that are considered legit.
Okay. Can't you just let us have this one fucking thread? You can raid us every other day of the year.
Pumpkin cheesecake with nuttela.
What the fuck is with all the Ritsufags this year? There's the same guy who always does it for Valentine's, Christmas, and her birthday, but for some reason there's like, five others this year, too. What the hell?
I've never been interested in girls or boys beside sexual urges.
Damn son, those are some good looking pancakes.
then stop fapping to them
These threads are really warm and cozy. Me? I don't have that special one yet. I've recently felt something, something different. But I don't know if that's the feeling that is suppose to hit me. I need to linger on her more and hope that she is still there for me.
Anyway, I hope you anons have a wonderful valentines day
I may not have had luck, but I don't think that influenced my feelings towards my waifu either or.
Between school and work, I just didn't have too much time this year to do anything major. Such is the life of a pharmacy undergrad
Al Bundy is the hero /a/ deserves
She's best girl.
So then why do you insist on showing up constantly if you recognize that you aren't wanted?
Just delete your post with your fat hand, and we'll pretend this never happened.
Only the best chocolates for my waifu
>Implying I do.
I think it's an bit of an improvement from last year, and I swear next year I'll make time to bake something nice.
"Tête carrée" actually translates closer to ''blockhead''. You're not far off.
>I don't like girls who share my interest
For some reason mine's not there, even though it made it into http://cosmoneapolitan.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-327.html
Shit nigger whar are you doing?
Her color pallet makes her look 2D without having to look completely 3D.
These threads are usually infested by normalfags every year, but there's a lot more of them this time around than usual. What's up with that?
how does it feel to have a shit waifu?
Fuck yea futas for lyfe
IS THERE STILL TIME TO SUBMIT WAIFUS!?
Damn it, this is starting to move faster than I can save these. Let alone add them. I foresee more waiting in the archive for the next one.
I have to say I don't know who this is though. Is she even allowed to drink, or is that bottle for you?
There aren't that many, but people keep replying to those few for some reason.
Surely OP didn't forget right?
We have now moved on to drinking some sake, tonight might be fun for once.
SnK and KLK happened, and when SAO S2 airs it'll get even worse and then when finally SnK S2 airs it'll be the nail in the coffin.
They are always in holidyas like these one, last christmas was the same thing
SRS actively took over 4chan earlier this year. They now refer to it as part of their fempire. Most boards, including /a/, are filled with SRS landwhales who spout normalfaggotry.
>"Tête carrée" actually translates closer to ''blockhead''
Huh, I never saw it that way. Though the way Quebecers say it doesn't really sound as funny as blockhead for some reason.
You've opened my eyes.
It was taken last valentine's day here in Brazil.
Sorry for the lame quality.
Love you guys.
Are you offended now? <3
Because i can't see this ending well.
>girl is anime obsessed
>girl is pervert
>girl is lazy
We would insult eachother because shit tastes, fuck and later die because neither i or her would have a job and so income.
You have great taste, son.
I know that, but it's a lot worse than usual this year for some reason. It's normally tolerable, but there's really a lot now.
It's probably what: >>102093191 said. I told you guys KLK would ruin /a/. But nobody listened.
God dammit your waifu a lethally cute. I'd say she's more of a daughteru than waifu, but hey, it's Valentine's. Let's get along.
I said that too.
If Stallman is allowed, Sagan must be allowed as well. This doesn't look like some shitty attempt.
Stop responding. Holy shit.
>that feel when I'm taking bait after telling someone to stop replying to bait
I'm sorry it's so tiny, I made this in a panic.
Please don't mind the hoover ;_;
>Like six different people with Ritsu
What the fuck? When did she become so popular?
Due to both falling ill and losing my debit card earlier this week, I couldn't really do anything as grand as I had planned. Oh well, hopefully next year will be better. Hope you've all had a wonderful day with your loved ones.
My gf now can be lazy (but when she's not she does a lot), is perverted at times, and moderately likes anime. She's amazing.
>Actually believing there aren't any women here
>Actually believing any of the husbandofags except maybe 1 or 2 are men
>Actually believing some of the waifus werent posted by lesbians
I'll just put one of those huge disclaimers saying it's "soda" on it.
I was drinking when I was her age
I actually had my hopes on Space Dandy being the end of /a/ but it didn't seem like it would be.
I truly want an anime that appeals to something casuals would love to no end, that is truly good so that /a/ cannot disagree that it's shit on any possible level while still having casuals come here and love it to death.
Closest to this is probably Log Horizon in my eyes and maybe even Jojo but I was hoping Space Dandy would be the end all of all things.
Count the Mios, count the Yuis, count the Mugis, count the Azusas. I don't think there's as many of them combined as there are of Ritsus this year. What's up with that?
It was always popular.
oh well, it is my original photo, but i made it with my phone and posted it on tumblr. believe what you want to believe ~
How seasonal can one get?
Are you Indian? All of the Indians I've visited have their homes looking like that
Unless Moot gets a mod that can regulate /a/ but that will never happen unless we pay him shekels.
We're all little girls here anon.
Goddamnit, I'm not even able to quote right today
soz I'm a bit late um..... my valentine pic wants to be added.
I've eaten the rest so I cannot make another pic.
Mine's fucking weird. I don't know whether to post it or not.
No? Why no? Is it because I called my waifu a girlfriend?
Stop. Leave. Go away.
I don't care if you're female. I don't care if you have a girlfriend in real life. But don't fucking advertise it or talk about it.
Keep forgetting my bloody trip.
If you were going for a joke from the first one, you should've looked for way bigger carrots.
Gentleman of fine taste right there.
Kiva Meiran ketsuppipullo.
Hell no, I'm a swede.
The house is built by finns.
That's the point. We can't tell the gender unless it's a fat landwhale decides to shove her fat fist in a pic for attention.
Keep that in mind for next time. If you behave like a normal person instead of an attention-whore, you won't get insulted and called out.
>Stop. Leave. Go away.
Again, I meant waifu when I said gf.
>that one with Yuengling and a bowl of pretzels
top fucking lel
At least get his name right before asking him to do something.
She wasn't popular enough to outnumber all of the other K-Ons combined, though. What happened? Besides, most of them are newcomers. There's only one or two I see who have done this before.
Try adding more light and lowering the brightness of your monitor.
Can't get any chocolates cause I'm broke so I tried cooking something for her instead. If only I wasn't terrible at it, I would've made something better.
Who's your waifu?
Are fat neckbeards that stick their hand in the photo attention whores too?
>the only people who give female posters any special attention are the GOBACKTOTUMBLR!!!1 sperglords
>no one sees the irony
> a Mod to regulate /a/
How that would help in anything? you can´t ban people to like shit anime.
In that case, I apologize. Sorry.
I think I counted 3 Ritsus last year. This does seem a bit odd.
I borrowed a camera for this event, Ritsu was evenly matched with Mugi in strawpolls before. Who knows what was the surge was.
Meh, I'm actually friends with a girl who actively browses /a/ regularly and has an insane powerlevel compared to mine. Has her own husbando and all that jazz.
The main difference is that she knows she doesn't need to show off she's a girl because there's no point to it.
Really, the only girls who reveal their gender are attention seeking girls for various reasons or newfags.
Home made meals are better than store-bought chocolates, anon. It's nice that you're taking such good care of Shion. I already have a waifu, but I found myself developing feelings for her while I was watching GJ-bu. She's truly a precious girl, even if I can't bring myself to love her. Since I'm not able to myself, please continue to take care of her as you are.
If you don't, I will track you down and kill you for hurting her.
Someone who sees a fat hand ruining the picture is obviously gonna respond to the post with an insult.
That's something to be expected and should be avoided no matter the genre.
I haven't seen a single fat male stick their hand in a photo. I've seen non-fat males stick their hands in photos though.
So I have no idea who you are referring to when you talk about "fat neckbeards that stick their hand in the photo", because the only fatty that stuck their hand in a photo was a woman.
Happy doki day everybody
I'm sure she appreciates it that much more because you made it anon~
I do, I try not to respond like any sane person.
>tfw sabe is my waifu
>i really do love her
>because of other fags i'll forever be marked a normalfag
Nice setting. Good job.
This >>102093729 applies to you, too. I think I've told you about this before, though. I do still mean it.
Pretty much. a hand can say a lot about a person, information no one here gives a fuck about.
I think you mean gender.
You faggots whining about attention whoring are the only people giving her any attention, if you haven't noticed
Hey, you're that one guy who browses buyfag threads, aren't you?
So thin male and female hands are fine, got it.
Yeah, I realized that after I hit submit.
Sorry, the word is the same in my language so I always confuse them.
Okay, then she shouldn't be complaining. The fat whore is getting attention that she so badly craves. What's the problem you have, again?
Do we need to get Jesse Ventura here to solve this conspiracy?
Nigga you are proving her point.
You don't have thin hands, so it doesn't matter to you.
YOU are ruining the thread, no one else
>posts above and beloy my post get in and mine is skipped
I took a picture and everything, but now I'm too embarrassed to upload it because it's a shit phone picture with shit instant noodles.
Oh well, happy valentines day everybody.
Wish a mod would delete these threads.
I actually disproved her claim. She used an example that didn't exist.
Woah, Tyrone must think you're so cool. You're basically an honorary basketball american! Maybe they'll let you smoke their crack pipe later!
aka the only place where you can see a bunch of virgins being fucking offended by a hand
Shitflinging took place.
I don't see how you would know that, considering my hands are not in my photo.
Actually, the woman who got 10+ replies had more of an impact than I have.
>you now realize that this thread would still be peaceful if that 3D slut never tried to post
Spent all day together, just added the roses.
Not really, I remember being in an other board where the mod got really autistic and offended because someone posted a picture that had his hand in while showing some collection.
Then proceeded to delete the pic.
We did it for Naruto.
fuck a forgot about the rabbit
treat her well
>Getting offended over "nigga"
You truly are from tumblr, aren't you?
>not an xbox controller
ya blew it
Those are the mods we need on /a/ right now.
Stop posting about it every minute. We get it, you embarrassed yourself by including your fat hand. You fucked up. Maybe you'll learn by next time.
While I prefer Athena, she was great as well (on the novels at least).
Charge your 3DS nigger.
I only have tea to offer. ;_:
Happy Valentine's day.
>having japanese merchandise
>charging light on
>Woah, Tyrone must think you're so cool. You're basically an honorary basketball american! Maybe they'll let you smoke their crack pipe later!
i don´t get it.
Also, any person with no fat ar all can post his/her hand in the photo acording to your previous post.
Actually, I'm more upset that you didn't say "nigger" and you were trying to sound cool and hip by using negro slang.
Yes, now now please just go and stay go.
they do get called out too, yes.
Hell, 2 years ago someone even complained about my pullover-covered arm in the picture despite the fact that it was actually relevant to my arrangement
My gf posted her husbando and it's already in the collage as is my waifu.
Implying that it is my hand
no i just like to laugh at other peoples stupidity
Greetings from Venezuela, where we may basically be on the brink of civil war and there's no toilet paper because shortage, but at least we can still have our 2D right?
>doesn't say nigga
>think it's trying to act cool through negro slang
Yes, building a YM streamer.
Do any of you first timers sit on posting your image for a while?
No one forced you to sperg out. You did it on your own
When did I say that? All I did was describe what had happened so far, I didn't give an opinion. I just said that no fat males posted their hands. I don't know what else you're interpreting. I stated a fact, not my opinion on anything that's been going on.
>implying fat men are welcome here
Landwhales need to go, /a/ is for thin master race.
I hope you had a good day as well, even if it was a simple one.
You've never been to the Middle East.
I heard that. You guys basically smuggle toilet paper like drugs now or something?
Ebin bait /b/ro
because using a picture saved from tumblr makes you satan
OP just seems like an assshole to me.
No reason some of this shouldn't b e on there.
Don't even bother trying next time, Verty.
No one forced you to come to this thread and whine.
Unless the forhead glare is the jjoke behinfd this redo it
It does you piece of shit, now fuck off.
That Xenoglossia Iori looks like it lived better days.
Even so, people would buy a controller like that for a console they don't have if they like the girl enough.
Yes, now go and please stay go.
Other than that, great.
Amongst other things like cooking oil, sugar, and milk mostly
If you dislike vaginas so much, half of the human population have dicks. You can always have a boyfriend.
I wonder if someone remembers gorila-chan and his huge hand and lap. no one got mad and the whole thread was about being nice to him despite being blogshit/ atention whoring and jokign about a manga series about him.
Then a fat hand happens and everyone flips their shit.
She's truly a miracle of the universe.
Of course I will take care of her. I'd never even think about changing that.
Thanks for the thought. Your waifu would be happy as well with your setup. Great show to boot.
Shouldn't you be typesetting?
Mine's too gay compared to everyone else, so don't add it. Posting since I did it anyway. Happy Valentine's /a/.
He want's perfection, which is biased. He decides what waifus he wants, decent photos don't get in while high tech pictures do, and he doesn't even respond or answer questions if the picture will even make it.
>bow covering her picture
is that intentional
you sound very evil for someone who's scared of tumblr
Or he can love 2D girls. What's your problem? You'd rather he turn into a degenerate faggot than love pure 2D? Kill yourself.
Welp, guess shit like this happens mate. It's impossible to filter all you fags doing this for the sake of joining the cool kids of the internet. Some manage to seep in the same way you did. What can I say, congratulations, you're in.
In any case, things started moving awfully fast so the next thread will have quite the delay. It just can't be helped I guess.
It obviously is a joke.
It doesn't actually look that, the flash makes the face look darker for some reason. It was a cheap fig, so probably cheap material.
I've been looking forward to the evening all week!
I love you, Kobato.
Yes. btw I'm a boy is as bad as btw I'm a girl.
but his waifu has a vagina. All waifus do.
Got some delicious truffles for us
Fuck you guys I got chocolate on my keyboard
Some may be futa.
That's lewd, anon.
mine in fact does not
I just released an Ika Musume chapter like 2 hours ago.
>I stated a fact, not my opinion on anything that's been going on.
I know, what i said is what your fact would imply, not like you actualy said it.
Sorry I couldn't make it 4:3. It wouldn't crop very well.
Wish I could have done more but oh well. Her birthday is soon anyway.
Woah, nice and romantic.
Futas have vaginas though.
futas can have a vagina too
>the next thread will have quite the delay.
That's fine, then I can finally work on my photo in peace.
Love ya Verty.
Futa still have vagina. If it doesn't then it's a transexual or a transvestite.
Giving up on Love Lab already?
Thanks m8, I'm sure she loves it!
Yet Richard Stallman or Gaben is a okay?
What a fucking faggot.
Keep the jokers, not the serious people just because they didn't have enough money?
hold it in landscape and at a greater distance from the laptop, d'uh.
it's not that hard
You should cosplay as Christa for him tonight. If Armin looks good with a wig and a skirt, you can do it too..
>If it doesn't then it's a transexual or a transvestite.
You mean shemale.
Fuck, I want that Chihya cup.
Actually, I'm already doing that.
>You mean shemale.
You mean trap?
Royal took over with a different group.
That's brazilian money.
I'd love her even if she wasn't the fluffiest. But she is.
Happy Valentines Day
Triangle best shape.
Shemales have tits.
Shemales with small tits are just traps, yes.
>That Gonzales cup
You're one lucky man Anon. Puchi goods are almost extinct now. Especially Gonzales.
There's nothing wrong with being faggot, a woman will never love you as much as a man. Women are for breeding, men for partners. See ancient people.
Should we make a new thread?
Don't worry about it, all I had was a cup of Ramen and she didn't mind.
One of these days I'll find out why she's waving.
Stop being new.
We should make a new board
Wish I didn't have to travel so much for work.
I promise i'll make it up to her when I get home.
>Love ya Verty.
I love Verty-kun~ more.
So is OP gonna explain why he skiped so many from the previous thread in the next one? Or is he just being an asshole?
I've been loving Verty for more then two years now, he's totally mine.
Only if everyone stops spergin out.
>Spend a good amount of time and work getting my pictures set up, think it looks really good, well-lighted, well framed
>I don't get in, but people who spend three minutes grabbing food from the fridge and putting it up to their monitor and take a poorly done picture get in
I know I shouldn't care about whether or not I get into some Jap's blog, but it still hurts for some reason, regardless. I'm not even trying to be an attention whore, but it would be nice either way.
Mai waifu is pure and warm. She greets everyone with a wave and a smile even in the latest hours of the night.
Ostentação, hein, anon.
He always was.
>all these pics
Dear god...it's gonna be Christm/a/s all over again. 10 minute video part 2 anyone?
You two seem to be enjoying yourselves, nice.
It's kind of sad to see mine gets ignored for no reason explained.
>it still hurts for some reason
As somebody else put it in another thread: it feels like you've done something wrong and let her (or him) down.
Is it just me or are some waifus particularly popular this year?
T-this is suitable food for any waifu r-right guys?
explaining would just lead to people trying to barely fit some sort of "minimum requirements".
Like Ritsu? We've been over this earlier.
You just payed more attention this time.
monitor too bright, insufficient lighting, can't see shit
>not doing the minimum required for anything
What's Kirino's favorite food?
But she is best haganai
Spending the day with the waifu, as we all should.
Thank you for your hard work Valentine'sFag.
Captcha: Custaym insertions
It was too late by then. ;_;
I managed to get the charm, CD, and papercrafts too. Anything else is too rare. Hoping for more re-releases when S2 rolls around.
So he just does this for e penis shit then right?
Me too. I know it isn't great, but there isn't anything wrong with it.
I don't know, there wasn't really a problem with most of the ones he skipped. They fit and everything, they just weren't as flashy or as decorative. Not even everyone is rich. It's rather rude to cast aside someone like that just because they can't afford to do things like everyone else.
Whatever thogh, I'll just keep posting mine until it either gets accepted or given a legitiate reason not being allowed.
He's not doing shit.
Damn it man. Here, use this instead.
Anyone have a link for the 2ch thread if it is still up?
Just because you're not rich doesn't mean you can't take the effort to do something nice. I'm poor as fuck and I managed to decorate my picture.
Iirc he explained last year that he keeps some for filtering/adding later when he's unsure. So they might get added in the final version
I wouldn't really post any pic if I knew this was a contest.
I'm touched by your concern
>Them broken chopsticks
>Reflecting in speaker
I am always afraid of this happening so I end up looking at my picture for a minute before posting it.
did I get skipped over agian this year?
yeah, it doesn't take much money to cook something nice for example. candles are cheap, so is cutting some decorations from colored paper. etc.
Reminds me of things they had us do in primary school.
Can't be assed to take another picture with my labtop as a camera. Not even for my waffle
Rice omelette with meruru drawn on with ketchup
You deserve it.
>Can't be assed
no shit m8
I don't think anyone aside from you can tell that your picture is Valentines related
Rightfully so. Kill yourself
Well i thought I did something nice, but apparently it's not as good enough as jsut a picture of Stallman.
No, pretty sure he's just an asshole.
Well I'm sorry I didn't have anything to cook and don't think of this as a contest to show off. And I'd rather not set this place on fire with cheap candles.
As expected of worst girl.
S-sorry that's it's so plain. I spent half of the day on the bus, so I couldn't prepare anything fancy for her.
At least I got to enjoy some time together with her, and that's what counts.
Also, please ignore the pink walls.
>tfw people are going to think your homemade barley risotto is rice and your brisket is bacon
never going to live this down.
I hope my risotto is not too sticky for her.
some how Jude and Labryis is okay
In case you missed the point of this thing, I'll give you a hint: it's not about putting things in front your monitor as a joke.
Fuck off tumblrcunt.
What kind of ESPer power do you have to make non-moving candles set fire to your place?
Happy V-Day, mai waifu!
I love you, and am glad you love me even though I'm a truNEET. :3
but Im being serious
I offer her my sword
Risotto IS rice, just a way to cook it.
>eating the cake meant for your waifu
>having your waifu's waifu ruin the moment
Also you're waifu's a shit, so it doesn't matter.
I'd just rather not risk knocking them down.
Why should candles be a requirement anyway?
He should avoid putting in the ones that are just "open up my an anime on my laptop, pause it and take a pic on my phone with a soda", as I understand quality control so that half the collage doesn't look like it took people 10 seconds to do, but for ones that have some actual evidence of committing to it (such as waifu figs/merchandise etc) those should count.
Ones with candles / appropriate valentine's stuff should count. If he's playing games just because he doesn't like someone's waifu or thinks that what they did was too "common" then he shouldn't be the one assembling the collage.
I don't think she actually does.
>implying they weren't eating it toegether
>implying compromises don't have to be made if his waifu already has a partner
Happy Valentines day!
I hope you get in the collage, you have god-tier taste.
barley risotto is barley, not rice.
Why should figures and merch be put into as well? I don't want to get my figures dirty with chocolate.
And as I said there is no reason I should need candles in it either.
What do you think about 3D waifus? Not for us but for people who are into 3D like /tv/, I've seen their waifus and for me having an actual person as a waifu defeats the point. Waifus should always be fictional characters, not real people.
>implying his waifu didn't take a bite out of that sweet cake
Delete your post. In what universe could that question possibly end well?
Was posting this way earlier but it seems not part of the pic, so reposting.
>then he shouldn't be the one assembling the collage.
you are free to do a better job coming xmas
In page 10 universe.
>mfw not prepared
>mfw no candles or anything (apparently I ran out)
>mfw poorfag so no figures or weeb swag
I'll upload when the new thread opens
Maybe because you got a minor harem going on?
I'm suddenly reminded of this crudely made pic of some hambeast with that guy from Twilight...
she's not, unless you uploaded the wrong picture
Don't bother, OP is just a dick.
Actually I think that not including the lazy ones in the collage is a great idea, then people who are only doing to fit in will stop when they see that they are being ignored.
>wonders why it wasn't in the collage
there ostensibly is some human under those layers of makeup, cerry-picking and photoshop but you barely notice those.
That said, they're still 3D and thus are still too PD for /a/
Just put the figs in the frame? They don't need to be face-first in chocolate.
Candles also look nice and romantic + they're easy to get a hold of. If you're not willing to spend like $5 on your waifu for candles then you're either tribal African poor or don't really love her.
They won't stop, instead they'll complain that they haven't been included
This was my second time "baking" something, decided to go for a tiramisu.
Also you can't tell since I had to use flash to get a decent picture but I had a nice red light from a red light bulb I picked up.
Happy Va/lentines day!
Except he included the Stallman one, that's just encouraging people to make joke ones.
Not that guy, but should we really discriminate against those who have a harem of waifus?
Yes, haremfags a cancer.
I'm not the one who uploeaded the picture, though.
>faggots being mad because theirs is not included
Typical nerds who just want to fit in.
Nah that's just being a creeper. It is indeed different for a fictional character because it's a perfected ideal.
The Stallman one took some effort though; do you know how long and involved of a process installing Gentoo is?
Why didn't you make her that?
Some of them were from legit waifufags though
Reposting because I didn't see it in the collage yet. Here's to another year of happiness, Mizore.
I heard it was actually pretty simple these days.
Here she is. Did one last year as well but I wasn't even home that time so had to do with a netbook and a figma.
Was really hoping my RAH would arrive before today and she did~
There's nothing wrong with having a harem though.
Well why should I put figures in it to begin with?
I have no candles and can't be assed to go buy some. That is ridiculous that they are a requirement. I don't want them right by my computer burning and getting wax all over.