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>kissing makes babies

oh come on

are there seriously any characters out there that naiive?
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Of course not, anon

Everyone knows babies are delivered by the stork!
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Wait, babies aren't made from kissing?
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I guarantee you Judo does
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>>102084797
pretty sure hugging is enough
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But I thought in order to make babies you had to hold hands
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I hear that you can get a girl pregnant by staring at her lewdly.
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Only in manga, anon. Only in manga.
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This sweet girl was convinced by her friend that the only way you can get pregnant is let a guy stick his penis in your butt - unlubed
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Actually, I read a true account of this sheltered woman from like hungary or something who traveled to america to be a bride from the auld country, and on the ship a sailor touched her on the arm or whatever, and she thought she was now pregnant because she hadn't had the birds and bees explained to her at all. Tradition was to tell the girls about it on their wedding night. So.. I can sorta believe this.
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I heard that if a girl takes a bath in water that a boy has used she'll get pregnant
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Aria
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wait what

i thought just by looking at a girl, she can get pregnant
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>>102085308
Depends if he's still in the bath and fucks her.
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Actually Henry VIII's fourth wife, Anne of Cleves thought this. When she was asked if she had ever consummated her marriage to the King, she insisted she had nightly and that she was certain she was pregnant, because every night before bed Henry kissed her once on the lips.

Seriously.

This is a thing that actually happened.
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I think I made a girl pregnant once when I looked into her eyes from across the room
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>>102085446

Only if you look at her with lust-filled eyes, anon

Have you gotten some poor girl pregnant with your lewd eyes?
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Kissing is apparently more than enough. If eye contact was enough to knock a dame up, why is japan's birthrate so shit?
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>>102085429

I doubt that very much
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>>102085081
Not just a girl, actually. lewd eyes are a very potent force.
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>90% of Clapistan believes in a religion where a 'virgin' was miraculously made pregnant by God
>"lol, those Japs sure are pure."
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Everybody knows that babies only come from holding hands.
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>>102084797
My best friend thought this until I told him otherwise when we were thirteen.

He was such a good kid.
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>>102085630
nips can't maintain eye contact for shit
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>>102084797
THEY AREN'T?
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>>102085833
Oh Lord here we go.

On topic, due to my early experience with seeing porn, I had the gist of the situation, but I never knew about cum or sperm, so for years I thought you got a girl pregnant by peeing in them.

Good times.
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>If we take a bath with that man, we'll end up pregnant.

It's true!
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If all these are true, why are birth rates in Japan so low.
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Only the purest girls can have babies that way
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>>102086948

Because the males are so beta that even with all this they can't get the job done
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What to you have against pure women anonymous?
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>>102087293

This
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>>102085308
if there is some semen she probably get pregnant
That is why chlorine used in swimming pools.
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You can get a girl pregnant just by writing her a letter

My cousin got pregnant even though her boyfriend had been serving overseas for more than a year!



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