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It's Valentines Day 2014

Why aren't you going to kill yourself today?
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>>102082858
With time, depression, social anxiety and envy makes you asshole enough to not even care anymore.
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>>102082858
because my waifu would be disappointed in me
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Because my parents are still alive. Don't want to cause them any more unnecessary grief, silly.
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But anon, I was kill la killed
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Why would I care about an event that doesn`t affect me?
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>>102082909
But your waifu is waiting on the other side.
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>>102082858

The better question is why did you post a picture with nothing in it?
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>>102082858
because I have a long distance relationship with a girl from japan
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>>102082944
Why haven't you tried to cut all contact with your parents yet Anon?
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>>102082944
Holy shit are you me?
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>>102082858

facebook is telling me thats theres going to be half-off chocolate tomorrow. Sooo...that
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>>102083051
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>>102082858
Because I'm having a great life?
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I exist to test the strength of lovers. If they can't handle my seeds of mischief, then their relationship is destined to die~
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>>102082858
I wonder if Akari would consider suicide in her later teens
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>>102082858
Because this is the first Valentine's Day I am not alone!
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>>102082944
>parents
That is the reason why your life is in shit right now. Save yourself while you still can.
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I'm still holding out hope that the person I met online might still email me again.

It's been a month.
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Too busy watching Anime.
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Too much of a hassle.
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>>102083144
/a/ doesn't count.
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Valentines day means nothing for me so it gives no extra reason to kill myself.

As for why I don't kill myself in general, guess that would be because I am a coward, and as much as I hate this life if I die I can't see the smallest sliver of the future I might be able to see otherwise.
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>>102082858
Because I realized that as long as I have you /a/non, then I will always some to love, who will love me back.
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>>102083127
>>102083144
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>>102083687
Okay, sure.
[explodes internally and self-combusts]
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Because there's always another episode to watch tomorrow.
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>>102083687
I... I didn't realise. I didn't realise that I have become one of them.
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>>102083054
Because we are NEETs? Who do you fucking think we live with?
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>>102082858
Yuru Yuri Season 3.
Akari is love.
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Because I have too much anime to finish.

Maybe in a year or two.
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>>102082858
Because I got some aime in my back log
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>>102082858
Because the goal of life isn't to have a significant other?
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>>102082858

Because I'm waiting for someone to invent Virtual Reality, what are you a fucking moron or something?
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>>102083788
This.
Normalfags can live in the present but I will live for the future.
Also suicide sounds like a hassle.
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Because my girlfriend is so awesome that she drew my waifu to tell me she loves me. I wasn't expecting that and it's with no doubt the best Valentine's Day gift I ever received.

Pic related, the Perrinu she draw.
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>>102084117
what the fuck is this language
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>>102084117
>girlfriend
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Because I have you /a/, will you be my valentine?
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>>102084174
French.
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Because I have work in 20 minutes.
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>>102084117
>girlfriend
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meh, i don't feel like it
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>>102084174
It says "I love you" in French
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>>102083986
>>102083932
>>102084045
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>>102084117
>disgusting 3D girlfriend
>has the worst Strike Witch as a waifu.
You seriously should kill yourself.
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>>102083885
This picture sets off my autism.
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>>102084174
It's an obscure Russian dialect.

Also read a book or two.
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>>102084185
>>102084225
>they still live in 2007 and think there are only NEETs on /a/
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>>102082858
but If I kill myself, how will I eat food and watch anime?
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I'm only ten episodes into LoGH and I want to see next weeks episode of Kill la Kill.
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>>102084339
>2007
>NEETs on /a/
You're obviously new. 2007 /a/ was full of normalfags.
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>>102084339
>implying we don't know that
>implying we don't want them to go the fuck out

Normies pls go
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>>102084331
>reading
sorry I'm not a faggot
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>>102084331
>It's an obscure Russian dialect.
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>>102084374
Shit. This sounds familiar.
From a screencap or reaction image maybe?
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>>102083140
Careful there sempai, you might cut yourself.
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>>102084463
quote: Dyrus
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>>102084117
That is disgusting and not because I'm jelly of your 3D girlfriend.
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>>102082858
>Why aren't you going to kill yourself today?

Because I'm a (and increasingly becoming) an spiteful person. If I take my own life I see it as 'admitting defeat', 'losing' even though I'm not even sure who the enemy is anymore or just exactly what it is I'm 'fighting against' by being alive. Leave me to wallow in my own self-pity, and resentment of society but I still live.
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>>102084331
I seriously hope you're just joking right now
Also
>waifu
>girlfriend
She's not your waifu, kill yourself normalshit
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>>102084488
Dota 2. Oh yeah I forgot
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Well maybe, just maybe life will get better right? Life has been 19 years of shit but one day I won't be alone on Valentines. Until then, I will live on.
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because then I wouldn't be able to surprise my gf with chocolate and stuffed animals later
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>>102082858
Because I have more anime to watch?
But in all seriousness, because I believe that one day I will find someone who I will love, till then I will just give my affection to the 2D world.
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>>102084681
lies
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>>102084674
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>>102084731
You won't know until you try!
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>>102084693
Good one
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>>102084693
We will make it anon!
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Pic related.

I also just bought a shitton of manga for 150 bucks.
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>>102082858
because I have a GF and still watch anime, now please fuck off with this stupid shit please.
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I'm trying to learn how to hack my genes to make myself immortal. Hope I get a solution soon.
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>>102082944
You can't feel guilt if you're dead, silly.
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>>102084681
Sure, I'll join you two, but I'm not really in a hurry. Once I'll live a beatiful and fulfilling life without any regrets, and lying on my deathbed I will think how great my life was, I'll join you right after I whisper "Rosebud".
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>>102084825
why? I spend all the money I get on upgrading my workstation
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>>102084825
I wish I could fiddle with timestreams and erase my own birth. That would be the most comfortable way. Not existing in the first place, It's not really suicide.
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Stop being so emo. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd do it already.
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>>102084882
Because I love books. Nothing's better than actually reading books~
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>>102084832
Fuck you
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2 years worth of backlog and I still have to go through graduate studies.
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>>102084771
You're goddamn right we will.
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>>102084935
I meant why spend on the physical version, when you can get it for free.
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If I kill myself I might miss Non Non Biyori S2 or Kiniro Mosaic S2.

I can't miss them.
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Because I want to finish uni and then make $$$$ to buy all the things I want
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>>102084935
>manga
>basically, glorified picture books
>love to read books
Made me chuckle there.
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>>102085008
Won't happen because both of those shows are shit.
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>>102084994
Are you retarded? I just answered that.

>>102085031
>
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>>102085008
Or Love Lab season 2.
Oh, wait..
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>>102085045
But shit sells and gets new season
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>>102084994
That's what he meant. Nothing is better than the rustling sound of dry paper pages being turned. Nothing better than the smell of ink.
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>>102084693
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Because I have a gf that made me an awesome birthday card
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDBwPEI7aec
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>>102084912
Helped you're fellow /a/non don't kick him to the curb. You're is your gentlemanly disposition.
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Because simply killing myself and not taking a bunch of normalfags with me would be a waste.
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>>102085008
Ignore the haters tripfag, u have good taste.
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>>102082858

I like myself too much to kill myself.

I'll just kill myself if i end up in a wheelchair or lose an arm.
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>>102085151
put your trip back on lelouch.
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>>102085064
It's just the application of the verb "read" in relation to manga always kills me a little, no insult intended.
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>>102084976
>>102084771
>>102084693
This is the only right answer.
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>>102082858
>Why aren't you going to kill yourself today?
Because I can't miss the airing of KlK next week
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I used to always figure that I'd just kill myself after my parents kick me out. We'll see what happens.
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I'm too edgy for hell
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>>102085238
So "I like to look at manga" is more accurate?
That's silly.
You read comic-books as well, right?
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I don't know how to kill myself quick and easy.
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>>102085200
This
I wouldn't be able to live missing an arm or something
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>>102085145
>you're
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y

Happy Valem-times
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>>102085064
>Calling me retarded when you spent 150$ on dead trees
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>>102085200
>>102085338
why? because you didn't ask for it?
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>>102085360
Fuck, Herzog can always make me feel down... and yet slightly upbeat.
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>>102085316
>You read comic-books as well, right?
That's kind of retarded too, I think.
In my language, there is a dediticated verb for shit like this, so it always amused me.
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>>102085353
>Help*
>your*
Thanks bud.
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>>102085420
Well, that is interesting...
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>>102085378
>Not being able to read

>>102085420
What crazy language are you talking about?
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I can't die yet, my backlog of games/VNs/anime is too big. Maybe in 10 years though.
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>>102084195
Oh well.
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Why the fuck would I want to kill myself, I enjoy anime and other things
baka question
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>>102085480
>not being able to read it on a monitor
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I'm still sane enough to think my family would care if I was gone.
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>>102085145
Help your fellow /a/non don't kick him to the curb. Where is your gentlemanly disposition.

>Man my post was shitily constructed.
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>>102085500
Loser loser loser~
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>>102085567
>making yourslef blind
no thx
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>>102083885
Why the blank picture?
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Because Spring looks good and I wanna watch a few stuff on the backlog.
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>>102085480
Ukranian. Though most people use the equivalent of "read" here too, 'cause they mostly speak modern Ukrainian, which is just mangled Russian in a lot of ways.
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Sup /a/

A few days ago a close friend of mine spontaneously hanged himself. I found his body, had to cut him down and desperately performed CPR until the medics arrived only to confirm his death.

Please, please, if you MUST kill yourselves, do it in a way that will not fucking traumatise whoever finds your body and ensure there is no chance of someone stumbling on you mid-act. I've been having brick shitting nightmares every day since and can't get the image of his body out of my head.
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>>102085536
>enjoying anime
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>>102085637
The Easter European languages are always such fun.
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>>102085642
Jesus christ man, sorry that happened to you.
>inb4 blog shit
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>>102085642
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Nigga I'm talking to people using a series of zeroes and ones and transmitting my thoughts into a connected network I can't possibly even visualize....Just to argue about muh waifu!

What an amazing time to be alive!
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>>102085642
Are you angry with your friend for what he did to you?
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>>102085642
That is the worst. I would never want my death to be a bother to anyone else, that's as bad as throwing yourself in front of a train.
I am truly sorry for you in ways that I can't express.
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>>102085567
>implying I ever said that I am not reading manga online as well

>>102085637
Enough banter, serious question now: Do you have any dubbed anime in Ukraine?
P.S:Klitschko-fights are boring as hell.
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>>102085722
You piece of shit.
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>>102085621
This argument is silly, let's just drown in our self loathing instead. Happy valentines anon
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>>102085751

Yes, somewhat. The true victims of suicide are everyone but the person who does it, it just seems very selfish to me.
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>>102085642
I am so sorry man, I think I'm going to go to bed now. This made me sad
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>>102085792
Yes. NGE dub is infamous.
One Piece dub is really fun.
Actually, I watched Cardcaptor Sakura dubbed in 2001 on a mainstream Ukranian channel, and, no, I don't know what the hell were they thinking.
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>CCS dubbed
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>>102085912
Interesting.
Enjoy your day and your revolution, kind /a/non.
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>>102085101
That's what you get hetero scum.
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>>102085660
this is not a place for you
>>>/v/
take your shitty jokes somewhere else
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>>102085964
The funny thing is that it was the channel that broadcasted it that dubbed it.
>>102085995
Actually, I live right nearby. As in, it's right under my windows.
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>>102085749
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>>102085642
Christ, that must be the worst.
I honestly can't imagine a way of killing myself that would affect others.
But I guess that by the point that you're thinking about ending your life, you're selfish enough not to even care about what other people might think.
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>>102085815
Sounds like a plan!

:_;
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>>102086054
>implying Sakura Trick will get a second season
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>>102085642
Grow a pair, sad frog. Your friend is free. Be happy for him.
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I'd rather smoke weed
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>>102086054
What ever do you mean? It says right here that it's yuri.
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>>102085642
Sorry about that man. My condolences.
Also, your blog reminded me about what that janitor in NHK said. Thanks I guess.
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>>102085642
You obviously weren't very close if you don't even know why he killed himself.
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>>102086234
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>>102082858
I have anime to see next week.
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>>102086387
It's not really that easy, anon. Many people who are depressed or have suicidal thoughts are very good at hiding them from others.
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I have anime to watch.

>Don't want to kill myself because I have a cat that I don't want to abandon
>Have too much anime I want to watch
>Still waiting for Kizumonogatari
>Depressed
>Seems selfish and like too much of a hassle
>Been in life threatening situations but I sub-consciously avoid letting myself get killed
>If I kill myself, I hit rock bottom and lost. What I lost too? I have no idea
>Seems too pathetic
>Learning how to draw because I really want to draw
>Want to learn nippon
>Don't want to burden anyone with my death

If I'm going to die, it has to be completely out of my control. If there's a chance I can avoid dying though, I'll most likely do it but not of my own will.
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Making a tulpa.

Maybe my desperate loneliness will make tulpas real (you know what I mean), eh?
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>>102082858
Because I'm playing Catherine and waiting for Sakura Trick to be up on Crunchyroll. I'm having too much fun to kill myself. I might after a party I'm going to tonight though. I hate interacting with real people and I'll be surrounded by couples.
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>>102084339
>>they still live in 2007 and think there are only NEETs on /a/
If there are other people than NEETs on /a/ then why are NEETs getting pandered to so hard next season?
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>>102086654
Just don't go to the party brah
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>>102086750
What shows are you talking about?
I'm not a NEET, but I'm going to watch 18-20 series next season
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>>102083122
its better than a waifu because of how much easier they are to bring into your world
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>>102086654
>Go to raves with my friend a couple years ago
>Everyone is always with someone
>Friend picks up girls no problem
>One person talks to me one time out of the 4-5 times I've tortured myself by going
>Too socially awkward/socially inept to really carry on a conversation
>Everyone around me is having kids or has had a kid within the past year or 2
>I've always been single because of my lack of social skills
>Would've been able to get with some cute girls that were interested in me but lost the chance

Don't go to the party, anon. Save yourself the torture.
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>>102086841
You just have shit taste. There aren't even a dozen shows worth watching next season.
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>>102082858
A: I've got a backlog of anime, manga, comics, vidya, VNs, television, film, literature, etc. that I want to play
B: If I kill myself I won't be able to enjoy all the new things that come out
C: I can never rewatch/replay/reread any of those things
D: My parents and immediate family and friends would probably care for a while
E: One of my parents or friends would probably find me and I don't even want to imagine that shit because it's super fucked up.
I live life to enjoy things I like and that's it. I find it depressing that one day I will die before the next awesome thing comes out.



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