It's Valentines Day 2014
Why aren't you going to kill yourself today?
With time, depression, social anxiety and envy makes you asshole enough to not even care anymore.
because my waifu would be disappointed in me
Because my parents are still alive. Don't want to cause them any more unnecessary grief, silly.
But anon, I was kill la killed
Why would I care about an event that doesn`t affect me?
But your waifu is waiting on the other side.
The better question is why did you post a picture with nothing in it?
because I have a long distance relationship with a girl from japan
Why haven't you tried to cut all contact with your parents yet Anon?
Holy shit are you me?
facebook is telling me thats theres going to be half-off chocolate tomorrow. Sooo...that
Because I'm having a great life?
I exist to test the strength of lovers. If they can't handle my seeds of mischief, then their relationship is destined to die~
I wonder if Akari would consider suicide in her later teens
Because this is the first Valentine's Day I am not alone!
That is the reason why your life is in shit right now. Save yourself while you still can.
I'm still holding out hope that the person I met online might still email me again.
It's been a month.
Too busy watching Anime.
Too much of a hassle.
/a/ doesn't count.
Valentines day means nothing for me so it gives no extra reason to kill myself.
As for why I don't kill myself in general, guess that would be because I am a coward, and as much as I hate this life if I die I can't see the smallest sliver of the future I might be able to see otherwise.
Because I realized that as long as I have you /a/non, then I will always some to love, who will love me back.
[explodes internally and self-combusts]
Because there's always another episode to watch tomorrow.
I... I didn't realise. I didn't realise that I have become one of them.
Because we are NEETs? Who do you fucking think we live with?
Yuru Yuri Season 3.
Akari is love.
Because I have too much anime to finish.
Maybe in a year or two.
Because I got some aime in my back log
Because the goal of life isn't to have a significant other?
Because I'm waiting for someone to invent Virtual Reality, what are you a fucking moron or something?
Normalfags can live in the present but I will live for the future.
Also suicide sounds like a hassle.
Because my girlfriend is so awesome that she drew my waifu to tell me she loves me. I wasn't expecting that and it's with no doubt the best Valentine's Day gift I ever received.
Pic related, the Perrinu she draw.
what the fuck is this language
Because I have you /a/, will you be my valentine?
Because I have work in 20 minutes.
meh, i don't feel like it
It says "I love you" in French
>disgusting 3D girlfriend
>has the worst Strike Witch as a waifu.
You seriously should kill yourself.
This picture sets off my autism.
It's an obscure Russian dialect.
Also read a book or two.
>they still live in 2007 and think there are only NEETs on /a/
but If I kill myself, how will I eat food and watch anime?
I'm only ten episodes into LoGH and I want to see next weeks episode of Kill la Kill.
>NEETs on /a/
You're obviously new. 2007 /a/ was full of normalfags.
>implying we don't know that
>implying we don't want them to go the fuck out
Normies pls go
sorry I'm not a faggot
>It's an obscure Russian dialect.
Shit. This sounds familiar.
From a screencap or reaction image maybe?
Careful there sempai, you might cut yourself.
That is disgusting and not because I'm jelly of your 3D girlfriend.
>Why aren't you going to kill yourself today?
Because I'm a (and increasingly becoming) an spiteful person. If I take my own life I see it as 'admitting defeat', 'losing' even though I'm not even sure who the enemy is anymore or just exactly what it is I'm 'fighting against' by being alive. Leave me to wallow in my own self-pity, and resentment of society but I still live.
I seriously hope you're just joking right now
She's not your waifu, kill yourself normalshit
Dota 2. Oh yeah I forgot
Well maybe, just maybe life will get better right? Life has been 19 years of shit but one day I won't be alone on Valentines. Until then, I will live on.
because then I wouldn't be able to surprise my gf with chocolate and stuffed animals later
Because I have more anime to watch?
But in all seriousness, because I believe that one day I will find someone who I will love, till then I will just give my affection to the 2D world.
You won't know until you try!
We will make it anon!
I also just bought a shitton of manga for 150 bucks.
because I have a GF and still watch anime, now please fuck off with this stupid shit please.
I'm trying to learn how to hack my genes to make myself immortal. Hope I get a solution soon.
You can't feel guilt if you're dead, silly.
Sure, I'll join you two, but I'm not really in a hurry. Once I'll live a beatiful and fulfilling life without any regrets, and lying on my deathbed I will think how great my life was, I'll join you right after I whisper "Rosebud".
why? I spend all the money I get on upgrading my workstation
I wish I could fiddle with timestreams and erase my own birth. That would be the most comfortable way. Not existing in the first place, It's not really suicide.
Stop being so emo. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd do it already.
Because I love books. Nothing's better than actually reading books~
2 years worth of backlog and I still have to go through graduate studies.
You're goddamn right we will.
I meant why spend on the physical version, when you can get it for free.
If I kill myself I might miss Non Non Biyori S2 or Kiniro Mosaic S2.
I can't miss them.
Because I want to finish uni and then make $$$$ to buy all the things I want
>basically, glorified picture books
>love to read books
Made me chuckle there.
Won't happen because both of those shows are shit.
Are you retarded? I just answered that.
Or Love Lab season 2.
But shit sells and gets new season
That's what he meant. Nothing is better than the rustling sound of dry paper pages being turned. Nothing better than the smell of ink.
Because I have a gf that made me an awesome birthday card
Helped you're fellow /a/non don't kick him to the curb. You're is your gentlemanly disposition.
Because simply killing myself and not taking a bunch of normalfags with me would be a waste.
Ignore the haters tripfag, u have good taste.
I like myself too much to kill myself.
I'll just kill myself if i end up in a wheelchair or lose an arm.
put your trip back on lelouch.
It's just the application of the verb "read" in relation to manga always kills me a little, no insult intended.
This is the only right answer.
>Why aren't you going to kill yourself today?
Because I can't miss the airing of KlK next week
I used to always figure that I'd just kill myself after my parents kick me out. We'll see what happens.
I'm too edgy for hell
So "I like to look at manga" is more accurate?
You read comic-books as well, right?
I don't know how to kill myself quick and easy.
I wouldn't be able to live missing an arm or something
>Calling me retarded when you spent 150$ on dead trees
why? because you didn't ask for it?
Fuck, Herzog can always make me feel down... and yet slightly upbeat.
>You read comic-books as well, right?
That's kind of retarded too, I think.
In my language, there is a dediticated verb for shit like this, so it always amused me.
Well, that is interesting...
>Not being able to read
What crazy language are you talking about?
I can't die yet, my backlog of games/VNs/anime is too big. Maybe in 10 years though.
Why the fuck would I want to kill myself, I enjoy anime and other things
>not being able to read it on a monitor
I'm still sane enough to think my family would care if I was gone.
Help your fellow /a/non don't kick him to the curb. Where is your gentlemanly disposition.
>Man my post was shitily constructed.
Loser loser loser~
>making yourslef blind
Why the blank picture?
Because Spring looks good and I wanna watch a few stuff on the backlog.
Ukranian. Though most people use the equivalent of "read" here too, 'cause they mostly speak modern Ukrainian, which is just mangled Russian in a lot of ways.
A few days ago a close friend of mine spontaneously hanged himself. I found his body, had to cut him down and desperately performed CPR until the medics arrived only to confirm his death.
Please, please, if you MUST kill yourselves, do it in a way that will not fucking traumatise whoever finds your body and ensure there is no chance of someone stumbling on you mid-act. I've been having brick shitting nightmares every day since and can't get the image of his body out of my head.
The Easter European languages are always such fun.
Jesus christ man, sorry that happened to you.
>inb4 blog shit
Nigga I'm talking to people using a series of zeroes and ones and transmitting my thoughts into a connected network I can't possibly even visualize....Just to argue about muh waifu!
What an amazing time to be alive!
Are you angry with your friend for what he did to you?
That is the worst. I would never want my death to be a bother to anyone else, that's as bad as throwing yourself in front of a train.
I am truly sorry for you in ways that I can't express.
>implying I ever said that I am not reading manga online as well
Enough banter, serious question now: Do you have any dubbed anime in Ukraine?
P.S:Klitschko-fights are boring as hell.
You piece of shit.
This argument is silly, let's just drown in our self loathing instead. Happy valentines anon
Yes, somewhat. The true victims of suicide are everyone but the person who does it, it just seems very selfish to me.
I am so sorry man, I think I'm going to go to bed now. This made me sad
Yes. NGE dub is infamous.
One Piece dub is really fun.
Actually, I watched Cardcaptor Sakura dubbed in 2001 on a mainstream Ukranian channel, and, no, I don't know what the hell were they thinking.
Enjoy your day and your revolution, kind /a/non.
That's what you get hetero scum.
this is not a place for you
take your shitty jokes somewhere else
The funny thing is that it was the channel that broadcasted it that dubbed it.
Actually, I live right nearby. As in, it's right under my windows.
Christ, that must be the worst.
I honestly can't imagine a way of killing myself that would affect others.
But I guess that by the point that you're thinking about ending your life, you're selfish enough not to even care about what other people might think.
Sounds like a plan!
>implying Sakura Trick will get a second season
Grow a pair, sad frog. Your friend is free. Be happy for him.
I'd rather smoke weed
What ever do you mean? It says right here that it's yuri.
Sorry about that man. My condolences.
Also, your blog reminded me about what that janitor in NHK said. Thanks I guess.
You obviously weren't very close if you don't even know why he killed himself.
I have anime to see next week.
It's not really that easy, anon. Many people who are depressed or have suicidal thoughts are very good at hiding them from others.
I have anime to watch.
>Don't want to kill myself because I have a cat that I don't want to abandon
>Have too much anime I want to watch
>Still waiting for Kizumonogatari
>Seems selfish and like too much of a hassle
>Been in life threatening situations but I sub-consciously avoid letting myself get killed
>If I kill myself, I hit rock bottom and lost. What I lost too? I have no idea
>Seems too pathetic
>Learning how to draw because I really want to draw
>Want to learn nippon
>Don't want to burden anyone with my death
If I'm going to die, it has to be completely out of my control. If there's a chance I can avoid dying though, I'll most likely do it but not of my own will.
Making a tulpa.
Maybe my desperate loneliness will make tulpas real (you know what I mean), eh?
Because I'm playing Catherine and waiting for Sakura Trick to be up on Crunchyroll. I'm having too much fun to kill myself. I might after a party I'm going to tonight though. I hate interacting with real people and I'll be surrounded by couples.
>>they still live in 2007 and think there are only NEETs on /a/
If there are other people than NEETs on /a/ then why are NEETs getting pandered to so hard next season?
Just don't go to the party brah
What shows are you talking about?
I'm not a NEET, but I'm going to watch 18-20 series next season
its better than a waifu because of how much easier they are to bring into your world
>Go to raves with my friend a couple years ago
>Everyone is always with someone
>Friend picks up girls no problem
>One person talks to me one time out of the 4-5 times I've tortured myself by going
>Too socially awkward/socially inept to really carry on a conversation
>Everyone around me is having kids or has had a kid within the past year or 2
>I've always been single because of my lack of social skills
>Would've been able to get with some cute girls that were interested in me but lost the chance
Don't go to the party, anon. Save yourself the torture.
You just have shit taste. There aren't even a dozen shows worth watching next season.
A: I've got a backlog of anime, manga, comics, vidya, VNs, television, film, literature, etc. that I want to play
B: If I kill myself I won't be able to enjoy all the new things that come out
C: I can never rewatch/replay/reread any of those things
D: My parents and immediate family and friends would probably care for a while
E: One of my parents or friends would probably find me and I don't even want to imagine that shit because it's super fucked up.
I live life to enjoy things I like and that's it. I find it depressing that one day I will die before the next awesome thing comes out.