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>mom is crazy and never saw her as anything besides a failed experiment
>dad is killed at 5
>dad is shit and puts the huge burden of avenging him and her sister, the truth of the world, stopping ancient space aliens, saving humanity, and ultimately killing her own mother ON A 5 YEAR OLD WITH NO FUCKING RESOURCES WHAT SO EVER. COME ON FAGGOT, SHE THINKS TEA IS BITTER.
>Thinks her sister is dead, but actually she an edgy delinquent who gets in the way of everything and forces you to don the wedding dress that is a trap to control and enslave you so you can keep working for you crazy mom
>junketsu is a bitch who's always drinking your blood and looking for an opening to take you over
>Allies are useless. A suicidal S&M, a 1-hit OK'd blind monkey, a lesbian who's out for your pussy, and a nerd who's power is to disappear.
>Retarded nudists come and keep bothering you when you try to build your defenses to save those retarded pigs.
>mom serially rapes you
>mom is insane as fuck
>mom dresses like a retarded clown in front of everyone you know.
>mom tries to destroy your life's work
>you try to save those plebs and they don't even know it.
>mom turns your troops and life's work against you
>mom turns out to be life fibers, beats you up, breaks your sword, molests you on stage in front of everyone, strips you, then puts on your school uniform which she just jacked, trash talks you some more, and rips your sister's heart out in front of everyone you know while your allies are all useless fucks.
Being Satsuki is suffering
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>dad is shit and puts the huge burden of avenging him and her sister, the truth of the world, stopping ancient space aliens, saving humanity, and ultimately killing her own mother ON A 5 YEAR OLD WITH NO FUCKING RESOURCES WHAT SO EVER. COME ON FAGGOT, SHE THINKS TEA IS BITTER.
What kind of dad does this?!?!

Kiryuuin family confirmed for shit tier parenting.
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At least you can't say that her mom never "loved" her.
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>>102081668

Ryuko has it harder.
>meet mother the first time after she dropped you in the trash
>she tries to mindcontrol you,
>beats up and strips your sister,
>then pulls your heart out of your chest
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>>102081668
Indeed it is.

She's a tragic hero trough and trough.
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>>102081833
At least she was spared a childhood of molestation
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>>102082144
She would've enjoyed it. Little whore.
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So how old are Satsuki and Ryuuko? by the way it was described it seemed like satsuki was at least a year old if not more when Ryuuko was born.
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>>102082313
Satsuki is 18 and Ryuuko is 17.
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>>102081833
>>102082144
>>102082230
>had a normal life up until then
>spared from the truth
>wasn't molested
>got awesome lifefibers
>got awesome senketsu friend
>mako to bail her ass out(watch Mako is gonna stop ragyo)
>didn't have to shoulder humanity's fate and revenge for her father and killing her mom on her shoulders since 5
Yea. NO.
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>>102082313
I'm pretty sure they've been stated to be 18 and 17, respectively.
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/a/ can't seriously think them being sisters is a plot twist. we've been saying that since it started airing, it was so damn obvious
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Satsuki is best daughter, best gf, best student, and best waifu.

Ryuko is shitty daughter, shitty student, and shit waifu.
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>>102086705
People were freaking out more because of the execution of the reveal. Ragyo ripped her fucking heart out.
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>>102081668
>mom dresses like a retarded clown in front of everyone you know.
KEFKA!!!
>>102082143
>Tfw they will never share secrets together, go to the beach, talk about boys they like, wear each other's clothes...
God spare me from this suffering
>>102089361
I don't want to know you.
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Poor Satsuki. She's like the only person in KLK who isn't a borderline retard or complete shit.

Ryuko - Thug deliquent
Ragyo - Clown and alien cloth slave
Rei - Helps Ragyo
Gray Oaks - shit father
>Allies are useless. A suicidal S&M, a 1-hit OK'd blind monkey, a lesbian who's out for your pussy, and a nerd who's power is to disappear.
Nudist beach - nudists who want to stop life fibers, but couldn't handle a bunch of highschoolers
Aikuro - retarded and sucks as a spy
Mohawk - hates clothing
Nui isn't retarded, but she's insane and shit.

Only person who isn't a piece of shit the butler.
That feel when you'll never protect Satsuki and her smile.
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>>102081668
She's a fucking ingrate and a failure of a daughter.

>Born into ultra-rich and prestigious Kiryuuin family

>Never lacks for anything, goes to the best schools and wears the best clothes

>Gives her a private butler and an army of maids to wait on her hand and foot.

>Mom puts up with her annoying pink-haired friend

>Mom sets her up with her very own school so she can play at being a dictator

>Mom lets her borrow her bitchin' clothing and doesn't mind about her running around with a sword.

>Gives her a private fucking helicopter and chauffeur service

>Professional Tantric massages and access to a giant private bathhouse

>Mom nominates her as the default successor of the entire empire

And what does she get for it? Stabbed in the back. I don't even know why people even bother having kids these days.
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>>102095101
>>Never lacks for anything, goes to the best schools and wears the best clothes
Except parents and family


>And what does she get for it? Stabbed in the back. I don't even know why people even bother having kids these days.
Life fibers don't have backs kiddo



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