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To which side, Anonymous?
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Mine actually points to the right.
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I assume they're talking about penises.
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down
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I dress to the left
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left
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nice, i have it bent rightward.
That means im special.

now if i could do something about that pseudo-phimosis brought on by a shrunken frenulum.
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Appu.
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Up.
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>>10207889
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Down.
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Wait.

She sure has a lot of experience with cocks.
Slut.
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tu tha left, tu tha left
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SPIRAL, MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>10207892
Stretching can help
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up
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>>10207982
Ive been stretching for the upwards of six years, if you know what i mean.

no seriously. Im considering getting that steroid cream used to stretch it, but every time im in a mexican pharmacy i forget to ask for it.
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>>10208008
Penis size doesn't matter.
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Right.

Lots of browsing while fapping. And using the mouse with my left hand is really weird.
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Mine's pretty straight.
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>>10208008
If that stuff really worked do you think there would be a man anywhere who had a penis less than a foot long?
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>>10208085
what the fuck are you talking about.

im talking about my goddamn frenulum.

jesus christ what the fuck where did length come from?
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if you fap with your right arm, it bends left.
if you fap with your left arm, it bends right.
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>>10208023
That's some what true, but no, it DOES matter.

Americans just made it a VERY big deal since they're insecure retards.
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>>10208095
If that was true, mine would make a 360 to the left. But it's perfectly straight.
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>>10208095
I fap with my left hand, and it bends left.
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>>10208095
I'm ambadextrious.

Were is your god now?
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>>10208095
I hear it's got something to do with damaged spongy tissue.

in other words, if you left your penis alone while growing up it would be straight. But no, you had to go sticking your dick in a faucet, didnt you.
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>>10208095
I'm ambadextrious.

Where is your god now?
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>>10208111
>>10208117

you must be using slightly different fapping motion.
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>>10208129
How do I repair spongy tissue?
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>>10208111
depends on your methods of fapping.

Fapping elegantly might leave little effect than fapping furiously like there's no tomorrow.

Wearing tight underwear can affect the holy rod's point of direction too.
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>>10208146
Gene therapy.
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>>10208146
You can't, enjoy your' broken penis.
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I fap with my right hand, and it bends left too.
What.
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I fap with my left at my PC and with my right in the shower
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i learned fapping with left since i got internet, will it start being straight soon?
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>>10208195
if i mix both penis theories present in this thread, YES, your penis will revert to straight, but it will be flaccid and useless, as you have damaged both sides of the spongy tissue.

enjoy your tiny broken, but straight penis.
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>>10208163

wow, me too
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straight down, between my thighs.



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