...Happy Valentine's Day...
...I made this just for you...
OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT
please don't kill me
Okay, I'll open it. Happy Valentines Day to you too, sweetheart.
It's not a fucking bloody finger again, is it?
I swear to God, if you give me another bloody finger. It's been two years in a row, I always give you a nice piece of jewelry for White Day you goddamn bitch.
Being yandere is like being retarded.
Just treat it like a mental disease, be gentle with the subject, show that you respect her, and everything will be fine.
>Everything will be fine
>implying you cant shut her up and make her drop the knife by kissing her passionately
I plan to don't worry, sweetie. Now, it's cold out, let's go back to my place. I'd love to hear about your day of not killing anyone.
What if she tries to use the knife during sex
I didnt want to make a thread but since there is already one...
>you two are having sex
>she is naked
>no hiding places except butt
>you are not an idiot and you hide any sharp or heavy blunt objects inb4