You're waifu's face when you confess.
7/10 made me chuckle
Making my way through the series again today but this is the best I have so far.
Do we really need 5 Valentine threads?
Did we need this post?
I'am my waifu's face when i confess. What a plot twist!
Do we need users like you?
Every single one of you should be banned
Shes a master of emotions
You've got an interesting idea of confessing.
Confessing while getting a blowjob. Stay classy anon.
Nothing says "I love you" better than spreading your baby-making seed on a girl. It shows you have chosen her to be your soulmate and to start a family with.
Is that like a dog pissing on a tree to mark his territory?
>Posting positive responses
You're waifu would not date or even consider dating a boring and unhygienic basement-dweller.
If she was really you're waifu, you wouldn't insult her like that.
Something like that.
I do enjoy doujins where the guy spreads his seed all over the girl more than once and she considers "Is he trying to mark me as his?"
My waifu loves me for who I am
Only one guaranteed to accept your confession.
i dont have a waifu
Seems, I've been doing it wrong all the time.
Time to get oout of the house and do some stuff...
You'll get there one day.
Having Mami as my waifu is suffering.
She's not a shallow whore like 3D girls you plebeian
>implying anybody has one here
We just post funny faces from a few popular series.
Kil yourself trole
Yeah, but they're nothing inside you worth loving either.
You have no hobbies, skills, and you're unkind to boot.
Just accept you unrequited status.
No, I am your father.
Kyoko never told you about your father.
Its valentines day leave us and our waifu alone
I have hobbies and skills and I'm not unkind either
He's partly right though, it's obvious that most anons don't actually love-love their "waifus" they're just trying to fit in
I-It c-can't be t-true ;_;
You're not fooling anyone.
>I-It's against school rules
I'm neither unhygienic nor a basement dweller.
My waifu and I are meant to be.
Why is Asuka always angry?
Wow you can always make me laugh. I thought you were serious at first. You are my best friend, anon-kun.
help me out here, anon?
It would scare her away.
>implying your waifu would not scream at you because you all are such massive lardcakes
At least that's how I hope she'd react.
No, that's just you
Is she at all surprised by your confession?
I ain't nothin' but a baka
I don't understand this reasoning. I mean, what's the point of 'fitting in' when everyone is anonymous?
Sense of belonging.
>whore of Babylon
>surprised that someone loves her
But that's an even flimsier thing to hold onto. No matter what, there will always be someone who disagrees with an opinion and will tell the offender that he doesn't belong here.
Not in waifu threads. It's all "your waifu is amazing" and "please let me fondle your cock" in there.
There are often people popping into them to insult those posting in them.
She would be so shocked and not know how to handle it.
That's rather sad.
Because she's an attention whoring bitch with mommy issues.
Probably confusion, probably disgust. I don't deserve my waifu.
I had to do it, anon.
So why aren't you spending today on a date with your girlfriend?
Why would I need a girlfriend?
Because science has proven that if you had one, you would no longer require a waifu.
But I don't need a waifu. I just happened to stumble upon a character I love.
But since I have a waifu, do I really need a girlfriend?
Yeah I've been considering changing my picture for these these threads. The picture is kind of fitting though depending on how much of a relationship I would build up with her by that point and how I confessed.
What? She could be depending on the circumstances and such.
But melonpan has both.
I wouldn't be able to say it in person...
I'm sure her older selfs reaction would be the same if not slightly more composed.
I lav u
Ha ha even in this thread your 2d crayon waifus are rejecting you
She would laugh in my face because it sounds like a joke.
She would question why I'd want to date someone so young.
I'd tell her I've never known a love so pure in my heart.
And then I would weep.
She would pat my head and say I shouldn't date kids.
And then walk away to continue living her fulfilling life.