>even if you waifu existed in reality, you would just be the background character to this story
But I'm already the MC. My seat placement back in highschool confirms it.
You're not in highschool any more, are you?
>back in highschool
Can't you figure it out by the form of the sentence?
The question was rhetorical.
You're mean, anon, why do you have to remind me? I'd set up my waifu with her current husband, because I wanted her to be happy.
That really depends on who's writing the story doesn't it?
But my waifu is a background character too.
Don't play that game.
We all know you're not the MC.
If you are not the MC, you can still be the next best thing - part of their harem.
What is this, some retarded shoujo manga?
Even then, their harem is full of prince charmings and chad thundercocks.
I might be. What are the major tells of being the MC other than seating position?
That's why I'm working on myself, I'm going to gym, learning electronics and practice karate. I'll be ready when the time comes.
Can I atleast be the shitty best friend character?
>What are the major tells of being the MC other than seating position?
He has friends.
Yeah I forgot about that one.
And what else?
He is dense and has "nice" personality.
How dense are we talking?
>He is dense
>NTR the MC
>Mindbreak her to where she can't live without my cock
>You will never mindbreak a woman
That's uranium dense.
>>Mindbreak her to where she can't live without my cock
>tfw i will never be able to do this
>you will never be mindbroken
>implying i'm not
>MC goes insane, illegally obtains a gun and kills the both of you
>goes on a rampage against society Falling Down-style
You're not mindbroken, you've just got a broken mind.
Keep on good work mine nigger.
Don't forget the magic hentai drug that turns everyone into a slut!
>your waifu would never love you even if she was real
Isn't that like heroine
W-what the fuck is this some mutant or what
holy shit, it's JUST like my chinese cartoons.
Why are Japaneses school girls always so gross looking?
>sitting near the window
Is this MC?
>Claiming that side characters don't hook
Obscure waifus just got better
There's a reason there's such a high demand for moe harem school animes
They look good in porn. Everywhere else...
He's actually in the next row over.
The one standing on the right looks like a dude.
For the same reason that Brits are 2nd ugliest people in Europe.
Have you heard of this new thing called makeup, lighting and angles?
>implying you have to MC a harem to win the waifu
Not everytime anon
What is this thing you are talking about?
Atleast I would have a chance to try and make myself significant and relevant enough to the story.
I know it's 3DPD and whatever but google for "pornstars without makeup". I dunno if there's an equivalent for JAV performers, but I'd be very surprised if it's any different.
>I dunno if there's an equivalent for JAV performers
Google Mana Izumi no makeup
>mfw my favorite 3dpd whore is a qt with no make up
>tfw I'm an MC in Urobutcher story
>all my friends in highschool were girls
>childhood friend was my classmate throughout highschool
>we had one weird american and eastern european exchange student for 4 months
>was in student council (peace officer)
Other than not having a school banchou and not having any close male friends I say i have a pretty good chance
>living the dream
Who cares? They look cute with makeup.
Its more of a torture anon
I have a chance if this is a story of salvation about a NEET and his waifu.
Think it this way, at least you aren't haunted by the fact that you're directly responsible for death of your imouto.
Well the only good thing about it was that i got the girl in the end
>tfw harem end is not real ;_;
I don't see how having a decent high school life is torture
>no one will make this doujin
Why even bother.
try having a highschool life where all the people you interact are women for 4 years, then thrown into college with absolutely no idea how to interact with other bro's
Oh and it doesnt help if they see you as their older brother
Hell they dont even consider me a male sometimes
It's me, your mendated 2D girl who's going to cure you of your shit life
Now open the door faggot
>don't even consider me a male sometimes
I hope that they didn't use you as their servant.
How do I know you're not actually one of those 2d girls that play with my heart and then end up getting fucked constantly by a dozen fat, faceless old men?
>Hell they dont even consider me a male sometimes
There's nothing wrong with participating in a few girl group activities such as gossiping.
You don't look like a 7.62x54r aspirin.
Experimental food tester
Shopping Bag Carrier
Pick them up when they have a fight with their boyfriend guy
Dress changer when they are drunk and puke all over
Well I dont mind gossip but it doesnt help my self confidence that they dont even care im sleeping with them in the same room or when they change they just tell me to cover my eyes. I just wanted them to treat me like they would treat any other boy
He is the MC's best friend.
We are both studying STEM subjects. I might help her killing her father.
>implying I could qualify to a top tier murica university
You sound gay
Wish I was sadly Im the SJW worst enemy
There is only one way to escape that place anon, join military, couple years in some shitfuckistan as a peacekeeper or part of occupation forces should be enough to make you a man (or corpse).
If i fall on top of her and grope her boob by accident i'm automatically the love interest.
>mfw real life is an anime
>mfw we are just background characters
>mfw the story takes place in the future and we are just part of the backstory