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You are in a restaurant for a Valentine's Day dinner and this guy smacks your waifu's ass.
What do you do?

btw, this guy is 5'7", 138 lbs
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>mangapanda
Jump in front of a fucking train faggot.
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>>102067045
well he just killed her so i'd probably cower in fear
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>>102067045
Then beat him up.
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>>102067099
>his waifu isn't indestructible

Shit taste, nigga
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>why am i outside?
>why is this girl talking to me?
>holy shit did that kind of hot Asian just obliterate half the building along with the girl?
>I better get out of here. I wonder if there's any new manga
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What if I don't have a waifu?
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>>102067265
Then he slaps your butt for being gay.
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>>102067045
I punch him and tell him he isn't living his life correctly!
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>>102067295
>Saitama
>being prejudiced against homosexuals

Got a source for that, bruv? He always seemed pretty friendly to me, m8.
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>>102067361
He slaps your gay butt because he wants it. Why do you think he took that pretty boy Genji as an apprentice?
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>>102067045
Sit back quietly as I get NTR'd
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>>102067404
come on man. Saitama is the most unshippable character i have seen in my whole life. he is obviously straight but is "too picky" with wiminz
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puff out my cheeks and cast to the ground the foreign coins in my possession that i cannot redeem, doing so with a sweeping flourish

i'm ready
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>>102067404
Go on.
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Utterly destroy him with an infinite combo.

At SF.
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>>102067502
Saitama's love is not something to be fouled by your lewdity.
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Call the police
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Tell her family she was brutally murdered by Saitama. I then spend the next year training myself to be the most powerful villain in the universe. I am, two jabs guy!
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Solve a math problem.
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>>102067045
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW YOU'D COME CAPED BALDY! IF THERE'S ONE THING YOUR KIND CAN'T STAND IT'S REALJEWS! HAVE AT THEE!
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find out where he lives & clear out the stocks at his nearby supermarket whenever there's a special sales.
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>>102067045
I activate my trap card!
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>>102067045
Inject him with a powerful muscle relaxant using a needle made from a Mosquito proboscis as I have observed mosquitoes to be able to pierce his skin. Then when he is unable to fight back I punch him repeatedly in the face before injecting him with enough cyanide to kill 10 adult elephants.

No one kills my waifu and gets away with it!
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>>102067404
Honestly, no idea. I assume it was because he didn't want to tell him off.
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>>102067653
>The Second Most Powerful Being on Earth!
>Two Jabs guy devotes his life to making Saitama's life as miserable as possible!
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>>102067045
He is "helpless" against human beings and mosquitos. He can fight them, though not in terms of what he usually does.

He can only fight monsters in his eponymous ways, otherwise he is "just" another human being.
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>>102067045
Tell him there is a sale at the nearby supermarket.
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I want anyone to explain me why the flying fuck ONE is so slow.
I mean, OP is not even that hard to draw, fuck
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>>102069523
Saitama is a challenging character to draw.
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Ask him to punch his fists together at full power.
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>>102069523
He draws others things and it's a hobby.
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>>102067045
Thank him for the high-five

Then go to the hospital to bandage the remaining stump of an arm
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>>102069628
Nicely done, Anon
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>>102067833
>>102067877
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Wonder why I use a fucking shit measure system.
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>>102067045
>Smack his ass
NO WAY MAN
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>>102069599
He's One Punch Man, dude. He can only throw a single one at a time.
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>>102067045
Oi, I'm going to convert this here for you m8s.
>5' 7"
1.7 m
>138 lbs
9 stone 12 pounds
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>>102069772
What the heck is 9 stone 12 pounds?
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Ajimu slaps him on the butt back with her

Sexual Harassment skill[ButtButtButtILoveYou]
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>>102069772
USE THE WHOLE METRIC SYSTEM
YA BRITBONGS
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>>102069813
M8, you don't know how much a stone is? A stone is 1.75 cloves
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>>102069719
>What is Super Serious Series?

Also, nothing will happen when he bumps his fists together. Do you even know how human body works?
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>>102069813
So going on from what I said >>102069843 9 stone 12 pounds is 17.25 cloves
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>>102069843
What are cloves?
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>>102069846
go ahead and punch your fists together real hard
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>>102069890
0.5714 stone
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>>102069919
How much us a Roman Mile?
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>>102069898
It hurts, but nothing happen.
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>>102069846
Yeah sure, mang. But I don't know, I'm pretty punching your fists together at full power hurts.
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I touching my groin in front of him and hoping that he will leave in disgust.
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>>102069890
0.32 short quarterweight
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>>102069984
If you train it enough, it won't hurt.
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>>102067147
>doesn't work out back
Rookie mistake.
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>>102070056
I'm pretty sure if I do that it'll only hurt more.
Unless you're referring to Saitama level training, that could work.
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>>102070109
I'm talking about how martial arts practitioners trains their body so that they're are used to pain and thus increasing their resistance to pain.
I watched some video of a guy who doesn't even flinch getting his balls kicked.
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>>102069966
8 common stadia
0.25 common schoeni
41.67 common acti
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>>102067045
Tell him that he was drawn with very short arms.
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>>102070214
He'd had so many micro fractures there that they became solid as fuck.
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Waifu's dead, so I guess I'm going to get sad
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>>102067295
>attractive man with a shaved head slapping my ass

Tell me more.
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>>102070925
>being this gay
>2014

Homosexuality is so last decade, son.
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drill my heavily trained dick up his ass

100 push ups with my dick
100 squats with my dick
100 dick ups


One dick man
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>>102072281
>One dick man
Like every other normal man?
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>>102072342
I don't think I'd be able to do 100 dick ups
Thats insane
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>>102072342
>>102072281
>One Dick Man
>Not One Thrust Man

Sexually Satisfies partners with a single thrust every time!
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>>102067045
Punch him, because if he smacks my waifu's ass then he is not the real Saitama
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>>102072576
Maybe your waifu just has a really smackable ass. Maybe it mesmerized him so much, he couldn't resist smacking it, m8.
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>>102072576
Maybe your waifu is a mosquito.
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>>102067045
Grab a mop to clean up what little remains.



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