You're walking along one day, and you start feeling woozy. You then fall flat and pass out. When you wake up, this is the first thing you see.
What do you do?
>live life normally in sos brigade
Call my dealer up and ask for more because these drugs are working really well.
Tell Haruhi I'm a slider and fuck her.
Wonder how long this coma will last.
Go to McDonald and order a burger
Fuck them. Fuck them all.
>In other news today, a man was spotted visibly raping random park objects
>When confronted, he simply shouted "HARUUUUUUHHIIIII"
>He was later cited for possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms and disorderly conduct.
Plebs, nobody else can see the truth!
I would retain my memory, correct?
I'd ask Yuki how she's capable of the things she is, in detail. I'd get it in written and digital form. Then, I'd submit that information to every reputable scientific organization in the world. Every major university. I'd also make it all available online.
So, with the advent of this information, Haruhi would be sufficiently sated, Kyon would be happy, their world would see enormous technological leaps, and everything resolved. Mikuru could do whatever she wanted, as could Koizumi. I'd live in their world for a while until they're sufficiently advanced, then take those discoveries and travel back to this one, assuming I can manage it through a combination of their magic shenanigans. I'd patent everything worth doing so for and become filthy rich, all the while being heralded throughout our world for all of "my" discoveries. I'd invest enormous amounts of money into advancing medical science, particularly for personal gain. I'd either extend my life far beyond what it would have been otherwise or be able to live forever. I'd also invest money into the development of combat-oriented robotics. I'd develop an army of robots and sell them to the world's major superpowers, replacing the need for human soldiers. With all of my money, I'd invest into Google Fiber and see it reach the entire US. I'd invest into renewable energy and reduce the cost of energy worldwide, ideally to near nothing. Then, I'd start a private space exploration company, eventually leading to the colonization of the moon as well as the establishment of numerous space stations. Finally, using the same methods used to return to my world, I'd go back to the other one and tell Yuki "Thank you."
Yuki's magic shit would be too deep for humans.
If it exists, there's a method to it. It was clearly stated that only Haruhi defies causality.
Of course, I don't have to be able to understand everything. I just need someone in that world to be able to.
Romance Mikuru. Be bros with Kyon.
It's like Kyon is apologizing
he says with a glum expression.
I would just fuck Haruhi.
This. Entice her by telling her you're a slider, which is completely true.
Ah, I can only dream.
But that anon's idea is pretty good too
>Tell her you're a slider
Haruhi isn't Yui.