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P-please be my Valentine Anon-senpai!
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scum
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huh? what was that?
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OH FUCK ITS ANOTHER ONE OF YOU CRAZY NIP GIRLS!
FUCK OFF! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE?! ISN'T BRITAIN TOO COLD FOR YOU JUNGLE SAVAGES?!

*PURGING INTENSIFIES!*
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P-please
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>>102042451
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Fuck, I'd only have a problem saying no to a picture.

I'm really fucked up
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Show me your tits
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>>102042463
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>>102042521

NO!
Go away! I keep telling you dam slanty eyed fuckers that I don't like your kind. I know you all crave white cock but you need to understand that I have no interest in you.
Slanty cunt bitches like you just don't arouse me!
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>>102042521
You only like the me you perceive.
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>>102042770
>>102042451
Are you 15?
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>>102042445
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>>102042445
N-nandemonai!
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>>102042231
Sorry, I don't like girls that way.
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F-fine, I'll be your valentine, b-but it's not because I like you or anything!
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What am I supposed to do now?
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>>102042993
I thought you said they were out of Dr. Pepper.
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>>102043189
>What am I supposed to do now?
It's like I'm really on the same site as a harem MC.
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>>102043384
I-I just happened to find some more! Not like I got it for you or anything! B-baka!
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>tfw never received more than obligation chocolate in my entire life
>tfw all rabu rabu chocolates you've given in your life were rejected
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>>102043497
Not your blog
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>>102042958
huh? are you sure?
what is that letter, can I see it?
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>>102042231
tfw no girl has ever confessed to me.

thats why i've become a 2D loving otaku neet
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>>102043497
there there anon-kun.
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>>102042231
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>>102043594
>>102043497
I don't remember anyone asking
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>>102043594
you can be my valentine anon-kun.
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>>102042231
>Yellow fingernails
N-no thanks...
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>>102043737
>126x95

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>102043759
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>102043650
that's what they said ;_;

that's why i found a waifu
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>>102042231
Sorry, but I'm asexual.

I'm also a giant fluff.
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>>102042463
>>102042631
>>102043673
I need more pictures like this. For journalism.
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>>102043843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVDtwpWgp0#t=20s
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>>102043928
hih~
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>feel when no cute /a/non valentine
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>>102042770
>>>/facebook/ is that way
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>>102044078
A--anon?
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>>102044212
>No reverse trap /a/non valentine
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>>102044424
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>>102044472
lewd
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>>102044634
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>why
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>>102043497
>>tfw never received more than obligation chocolate in my entire life
>obligation chocolate

za fuck is that?
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>Senpai will never notice you
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>>102044890
A-anon please
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Huh? I couldnt hear you, the game was too loud
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>>102042231
How about you fix your stupid-ass hair first and then try asking again, huh?
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>>102044976
why not?

>>102045054
b-but
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>>102044997

lurk more fgt
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>>102045108
daisuke
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>>102043497
Don't worry, there is always the crushing loneliness
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P-please accept Anon-senpai!
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>joking around and tell a girl I'd get her chocolate
>she thinks I'm serious
>feel like an ass
>buy $10 worth of chocolate
so how's your valentine's day?
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>>102045070
>Not liking messy hair
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>>102045372
Sure. There is a mail box right by my house.
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>>102045418
Stop blogging
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>>102043759
Are you implying ants can't use the glorious art of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH, anon?
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>>102045418
we don't celebrate valentine in my country
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>tfw you ordered a volume of Spice and Wolf so you can enjoy valentines day with your waifu
>shipment confirmed todokanai

Oh well.
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>>102045492
No, he is implying that ants can't get valentine chocolate.
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>>102045418
Wish we had White day.
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I actually had a girl classmate ask me to be her valentine, in middle school, 17 years ago.
I ran the fuck away and she cried. She never talked to me anymore after that.
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>>102045591
If we celebrated white day in america I'd end up with ass loads of chocolate from a guy gay who has a crush on me
fuck why don't we have white day
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...Eh? Nandatte?
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>>102045418
>so how's your valentine's day?
I bought my self a bottle of gin

I love valentines day
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>>102045669
You probably ruined your chance at living life like a typical romance MC

was she cute though
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>>102045669
>in middle school, 17 years ago
true oldfig
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I remember getting a card on Valentine's Day back in the highschool.

When I opened it, it said "ur a faget"
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>>102045755
kek
I meant gay guy not guy gay
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>tfw Valentines' Day is singles awareness day

Well, at least I got my waifu.
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>>102045669
Anon... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
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>>102045070
Wait..what?
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>>102045826
whatever rocks your boat m8t
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>>102045669
Are you a wizard?
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>>102046015
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>>102045669
I know how that feel /a/non.
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This is how all of you would react to getting shit and you know it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY_LtUQlHKs
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>>102045108
>tumblr
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>>102045755
You're a pretty guy gay anon
>>102045775
qt
>gin
no
>>102046163
>listening to this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXWoXxwl4-c
>seeing that image
Wow, that was perfect.
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Eh? I can't be a holiday for you.
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>>102046307
Image swap? or I misclicked, oh well.
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>>102046307
What can i say, I love my Gin and Tonics
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>>102042231
I'm flattered, Rin...but Luka would kill me.
>>102043673
You too, Gumi?
>>102045418
Still the day before on my end. Sucks that I have to put up with this crap for two days.
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>>102042231
Oh for me?
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>>102045669
I know how you feel.
I got a well-written secret admirer letter that ended "I hope you keep this in confidence."
I had no idea what it meant to keep something in confidence, so when some girls asked if they could read it, I just said "yeah, okay".

Never found out who it was.
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>>102046410
Image size is the same, you misclicked.
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I'm sorry, but girls can't love girls.
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>>102045669
>I ran the fuck away and she cried
Wow, I didn't think harem protagonists existed IRL.
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>>102046651
CHIGAU!
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>>102043869
>her voice is really quiet
>like a sea shell
I don't know why but I lost if at this part. o I am laffin.
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>>102045788
Cute face, yes.
>>102045793
>>102046015
Almost, 1 year 2 months more.
>>102045837
I was scared. I was also still in my "girls are yucky" phase. Yep, a pretty late bloomer.
>>102046168
>>102046607
Comrades.
>>102046671
>harem
Not really, nope.
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>>102046738
>2.37 MB for three frames
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck are you doing!?
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>>102046637
Yeah I noticed.
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>having shit internet
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>/a/ in charge of acting gruff and refusing valentines from 2D girls
Let's face it, if an anime girl actually gave you a valentine card/chocs/whatever while blushing like that, you'd take it in a heartbeat.
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>>102046981
maybe you should do boys.
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>>102045669
I got one similar. Prepare for a wall of text.

There was one girl who liked me when I was in 5th grade. My parents made me go to this day care thing at the park that summer because they both worked and couldn't leave me home alone. I have no idea why, but apparently she thought I was cute and tried to talk to me when we were swimming in the lake. Looking back, she was pretty cute too, and she was in a bathing suit to boot. Of course, being a nervous permavirgin even then, I panicked and swam away, not resurfacing until I was out of sight. Thought that would get her to leave me alone.

It did the opposite, actually. Apparently she found my reaction cute, and so did her friends (god knows why). From then on she would keep trying to talk to me, just to see me get nervous. After running away enough, her friends got smart and started blocking my escape. They'd tease me and laugh when I got flustered.

One day I finally had it. To 5th grade me this was the worst hell, and I'd had enough. I finally exploded and said a lot of mean stuff. "No, I don't like you. Why won't you go away? You're ugly (not true), leave me alone!", something to that effect. After that, I ran off and hid behind the slide and looked back to see if they were chasing me.

Maybe she actually liked me, maybe my insults really hurt, or maybe the idea of this short loser rejecting her hurt her ego, either way, when I looked back I saw her crying. One of the adults actually had to come out and comfort her, and I was forced to apologize to her later. She never spoke to me again, and whenever I saw her friends, they gave me a look that could curdle milk.

I felt guilty, but at the same time I was happy to finally be left alone. Now I'm not sure what to think of that, considering she was the last girl to express any interest in me.

TL;DR: I went full retard and hurt a girl's feelings. Sage for blogshit.
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>>102047423
>this whole post
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>>102047423
>There was one girl who liked me when I was in 5th grade
Yeah, I'm not going to bother reading that.
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>>102047482
kt a qt
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5 years ago, on February 14th, my grandma (on father's side) died.
Last year, on February 14th, my grandma (on my mother's side) died, just a little after midnight.
If I utterly hated San Valentine Day before, after all this shit that happened in these last years, I can't even fathom what I feel on these days.
I was also a grandma's boy. A double grandma's boy, actually.
I need a drink now.
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>>102047423
>I was forced to apologize to her

I've lost it.
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>>102043943
Nice taste anon-kun
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>>102047423
Sage for made-up shit intended to be capped and saved.
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>>102047239
>implying I wouldn't be the one blushing and giving the card/chocs/whatever
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>>102045450
>Using horrible puns as filenames
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>>102046325

itt weeaboos
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>>102047423
So you broke a girls feelings and had to appologize?

Fuck dude
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>>102047100
Not him, but you just don't know how to make a gif. Why didn't you timed and removed the extra frames?
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>>102047705
qt
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I don't remember anyone actually doing anything for valentines day at my school. I might just have been so un-involved that I can't recall, though. Oh well, 4 years to go.
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>>102047423
>god knows why
I think the amazing part about this story is that you still don't know why.
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>>102047705
No mang, that's White Day. Girls give guys stuff on Valentines, guys give girls chocs on White Day.
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>>102047880
I didn't even make the .gif
And I'd rather act like an ass on the internet then do anything about it
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>>102047858
>>102047753
Reminder that Dan Kim will suicide in your lifetime.
And he's already a Wizard.

;_;
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>>102047938
When do guys give guys chocolate?
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>>102047911
Haven't had to deal with that since elementary, and it always felt so forced. I doubt that any of that stuff mattered to anyone.
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Man you guys are making me watch the 2hu crossdressers fucking again.
It's really damn cute with the hugging, kissing and cuddling.
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>>102047582
>>102047765
Remember when you were in grade school and the teacher made you apologize when you did something bad? That forced, monotone "sorry" with your head down? It was like that.
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>>102047998

im okay with this
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>>102048113
>okay with Dan dying

You're a monster.
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>>102047725
>tfw no delinquent girlfriend with nice legs
>tfw no HORA HORA all day
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>>102044212
You made me remember the exact moment when you can hear her heart breaking... Baka!
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>>102048113
Fuck you.
Dan Kim is mai waifu.
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>>102047911
In elementary people gave the class those little store bought cards. I still only got a few ;_;
Then in high school I saw people walking around with roses and shit.
>One girl with a big ass teddy bear, almost as big as her.
>Get pissed because it blocked the narrow hallways.
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>>102048200
s--sorry
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>>102048463
>a good /a/ love thread becomes 3DPD tumblr shit
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>>102048473
Whoa dude, why's that box of chocolate floating in the air?
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>>102048034
I think that would also be white day.
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>>102047423
>and I was forced to apologize to her later
Smells like... U.S.A.?
>I went full retard and hurt a girl's feelings
Maximum beta.
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>>102042770
>>102042451
Wow, what a faggot you are.
Go back to facebook and reddit
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>>102048511
>Dan Kim
>tumblr

My brain is hurting anon.
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>>102048553
i'm not sure

>>102048582
i think he means, when are boys giving chocolate to boys.
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>>102043497
>birthday on valentines day
>still never got chocolate
If only you knew true suffering.
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>>102048413
When I was in elementary everyone traded boxed cards. In middle school there was a sign up where if you paid a dollar or so you could send a candygram to anyone in the school. Thinking about it now the latter was a good idea but I wasn't interested in romance at that age to really do anything.
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>>102048835
>Send gram to a girl you like
>Wow anon, thanks! You're such a great friend!
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>>102049052
>friend
>FRIEND
>FRIEEENDD
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Why the FUCK do you people blog here? I mean it, why do you ruin thread after thread talking about your own shitty generic lives? You've all got the same stupid shitty story

>hurr no gurl liek me :((((

No one gives a fuck, holy shit
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>>102048034
When I feel like it.
>not giving chocolate just because you want it
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>tfw living in a country that doesnt celebrate valentine's day.
>>102049281
>No one gives a fuck, holy shit
You cared enough to post anon.
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>>102049052
>Send gram to a girl you like
>"Ew"
>Later find it in the trash
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>>102049281
Pot? Meet Kettle.
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>>102048034
Can we celebrate a day seperate from Valentines for cute boys who want to give other cute boys chocolates and heart shaped cards?
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>>102045418


Something similar happened to me when I was in highschool

>me and this girl I was friends with talk about how we don't have anyone for valentines day to give stuff to
>jokingly say I would gladly bring her a rose
>we laugh about it for a bit and she says she would love one
>come valentines day I completely forget about it because I thought nothing of it at the time
>the entire day she throws glances at me and I catch her peeking over my shoulder when I'm at my locker checking to see if anythings in there
>School day ends and I tell her I'd see her tomorrow and she says nothing back and is visibly upset
>Huh wonder whats up her ass
>she stays assblasted for an entire week and doesn't talk to me


She eventually told me about what happened and we made up and I apologized although I found it more hilarious than anything. The only real exciting thing to ever happen to me on valentines day.
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>>102049351
I post because I'm sick of you shitty cross-boarders fucking everything up because you think that everyone wants to hear about your generic "tfw no gf" bullshit in every thread you post in
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>>102049517
are you a qt boy?
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>>102049517
Sure. It'll be SS day, and will be celebrated on February 30th.
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>>102049645
>cross-boarders
Speaking of boogeymen.
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>>102049645
The blogfucks have always been here.
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Remember to report everyone in this thread blogging about their worthless lives
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>>102049645
Blogshit has always been here.
>I'm sick of you shitty cross-boarders fucking everything up
>being a board-exclusive poster and having board loyalty
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>>102049645
>you hav no gf
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>>102049639
Maybe. Are you?
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>>102049645
Funny. I'm sick of you shitty cross-boarders fucking everything up with your 'stop doing this' bullshit.

You obviously have no intention of leaving. I don't see anything else changing any time soon
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>>102049778
s-sometimes.
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>>102049814
> fucking everything up with your 'stop doing this' bullshit.

What the hell does this even mean?

i really hope you aren't trying to imply that blogging about your shitty life is "/a/ culture"
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vidya is mai waifu
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>>102049896
>big fat and fairy
>can never become a qt trap

Why is this world so cruel?
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>>102046419
Absolutely 100% excellent tastes
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>>102049927
And blogging about your culture isn't?
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>>102049927
I hope you're not implying blogshit is exclusive to other boards and posters on /a/ have never done it.
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>>102049896
>Do you have a thing for boys in skirts?

You know I do
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>>102049927
Whining about it won't solve anything you fucking retard, ignore, report, hide and move on with your useless existence. Arguing with them shits up even more the board itself and they have no intention of leaving. Fuck you.
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>>102050007
There's something about Cupcake-tan that makes my dick explode.
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>>102050075
>telling me to ignore and hide and not argue
>he's arguing, not ignoring or hiding
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>>102050036
>fairy
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>>102050007
O-oh my.
>>102050036
>fairy

That's magical anon.
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>>102050144
would you prefer if he didn't point out how silly you look pretending to not be a crossboarder yourself by throwing a fit instead of reporting?
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>>102050036
>fairy

That's really cute.
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>>102050223
He's doing the exact same thing as I am though

literally the exact same thing
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>>102050306
so how does that excuse you?
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>>102050036
>>102050069
>not big, fat or hairy
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>>102050337
Why does he expect me to do what he says if he can't even do it himself?
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>>102050353
3D Gays are such attention whores.
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>>102050306
I bet he already ignored, reported and hided your posts and this thread.
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>>102050353
You know what I don't have a thing for? People who post 3D on a 2D board

Fuck off attention whore
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>>102050403
It's only the ones that want to look like girls. Those guys are weird.
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>>102046981
Anon, PLEASE, earn some money and go get a prostitute.
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>>102050436
oh well
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Nobody wants to be my valentine.
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Why aren't you watching Dan Kim drawing on Valentine's day?
http://www.twitch.tv/elbowlick
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>>102050612
Try not being a whore next time and maybe someone will actually talk to you for more than 3 seconds
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>>102050612
Ako hates you too you whore
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>>102050654
I-I will be your valentine anon...
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>>102050676
Literally who?
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>>102050654
be mine!
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>>102050654
Personally, I'd rather have no valentine to start with than lose my valentine again...
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>>102050743
moot's fuckbuddy. Is already a wizard and has been on 4chan for longer than you and most of the people on this thread.
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shut up nerd
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>>102050731
>>102050766
I'll happily be your valentine
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>>102050701
>not liking whores
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>alone again this year
all I want is a _boy to love me, why is that so much to ask?
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>>102042231
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>102050908
You must choose only 1 anon! You shouldn't act like a whore you know?
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>>102051106
I'm not a pervert, I just want love
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>>102047740
>not making all of your filenames jokes
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>>102051550
In the jailhouse, huh?
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>>102051621
that's kinda neat.
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>>102051657
b-but that's embarrassing senpai
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>>102042231
I want to break an anon's heart
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When you've been so busy leading up to Valentine's Day that you haven't even had time to be sad.
But then I haven't had angst over 3DPD in over a year now. That occasionally worries me.
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>>102048307
fuck you /a/ ;_;
jk i love you all pls dont leave me
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>>102052232
dan-chan-kun-san-tan is that you?
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>>102052232
okay, i won't
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>>102050996
I guess I'll go with anon #1, they did ask first after all...
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>>102052232
Please learn to type properly before you profess your love. It's embarrassing.
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>>102052232
>jk
>pls

God where the fuck do you people come from? This isn't facebook
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>>102052535
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>>102052616
anon-senpai pls don't bully
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>>102052535
D-Doushio...
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>>102052232
I won't be chained down to just one anon!
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>>102051657
I'll wear them, i-if he doesn't want to
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>>102052116
even the tail?
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>>102052660
No really, either type correctly or fuck off. You don't get to be happy if you type like a 15 year old fat girl, which you most likely are

You like the thought of that /a/? tumblr-using underage whales archiving every post you make in response to her?
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>>102052720
>

>>102052764
especially the tail
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Rita has always, and will always be my Valentine.

>>102042231
Went through my entire schooling career without a single chocolate. It just sort of became a day where everyone celebrates being in some sort of superficial, temporary bond with one another. Or at least, that's what the fox is saying.

I've had three remarkable, strange events of recent, though. I had someone pay for my $20 restaurant meal anonymously on a whim, a random student gave me (amongst others) a bag of valentines candy in the campus library, and my luck, overall, went down the toilet.

Odd.
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>>102052832
W-why are you >ing at me?
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>>102052832
But sticking things in there is painful.
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>>102052790
pls stop your hurting my kokoro¹ senpai.

TL note: kokoro means "feels"
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>>102052902
No it's not, it feels great
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>>102052890
it's like saying picture related.

>>102052902
you've tried?
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>>102052790
y u so mean? ;_;
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Well.. time to tie the yearly noose around my neck and consider jumping over the banister..

Thanks for the memories.
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>>102052902
only at first :3
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Happy Valentine's day, /a/!
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>>102052857
what fox?
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Imagine two anons holding hands
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>>102052988
why so small?
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This thread is concentrated cancer, holy fuck
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>>102053113
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>>102052977
maybe once or twice..
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>>102042790
thanks for the gif
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>>102053011
Tell the 2hus I'm coming next year, after Kizumonogatari is out.
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>>102053113
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>>102053135
I just wish they'd argue
Anons arguing makes my dick hard for some reason
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>>102050345
Oh Katyusha.

You cute little thing.
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>>102052977
Oh, well I'll gladly wear it if it makes you happy
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>helium tank is here
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>>102053165
Did it feel good?
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>>102053224
>liking literally THE worst panzer

Holy fuck /a/
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>>102053188
So you're not going.
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>>102053288
Can you actually die with helium?
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>>102053383
>can you actually die by breathing pure helium instead of air
gee I fucking wonder
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>>102053383
Why don't you try it out yourself
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>>102048752
Happy birthday.
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>>102053291
I g-guess it did
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>>102053430
But WHY helium?
Why not another gas?
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>>102053236
it-it would
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>>102053321
>Holy fuck /a/

You clearly weren't here for the threads when it was airing. Everybody was absolutely in love with either Yukari, Erwin or Katyusha. I can't even remember any hate for Katyusha either, and I barely missed a thread.

Maybe, maybe it's you with the strange tastes.
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>>102053383
No. But it feels great, though. Its one of the best "legal" recreational drugs out there.
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There's always suicide.

Just saiyan.
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>>102053321
The worst GuP is Yukari, faglord.

>>102053520
That's lewd.
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>>102053525
the human body can tell the difference between air and most other gases, but not helium. If you tried to breathe pure nitrogen or something, you would feel like you're choking and freak out. With helium your body just resumes business as usual until you pass out from oxygen deprivation, and keeps breathing that helium thinking it'll do something until you die.
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>>102053525
Cheap and easy to obtain I guess.
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>>102053520
Great!
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>>102053544
you'll need 2 tanks, one for failing.
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>>102053534
You'd have to help me put it on though.

You should have two sets of clothes, one for me and one for >>102053520

Then we could both wear it for you!
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>>102053583
>The worst GuP is Yukari
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>>102053583
>saying shit about Yukari

Kayushafags, everyone.
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>>102053621
also this, the price of helium was set at some absurdly cheap fixed rate by the US government when they had tons of it and needed to get rid of it.
It's actually quite bad as almost all of the easily refined helium on the planet is GONE now, used up. And the only sources of helium left are really hard to work with/in inhospitable locations, and the helium supply is going to shit. Meanwhile the price is still fixed and we're wasting what's left on shit like you suiciding and frigging balloons because the government is retarded like that. If you commit suicide with helium, you're contributing to our future inability to fly zeppelins. If you're okay with that, you deserved your life of suffering.
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>>102053607
That's...
pretty damn informative, thanks.
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>>102053838
I guess we're doing this then.
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>>102053722
hmm... that's my only pair.. guess one of you will have to be naked then.
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>>102053819
>Kayushafag
>implying
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>>102053894
th-that's even worse
good thing I've got my own maid outfit
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>>102053894
W-well, I guess I can be naked then
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So most /a/nons are sissy bottoms looking to get filled in more then one way? How adorable.
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>>102053829
>zeppelins
>helium
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>>102053829
>future inability to fly zeppelins
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>>102053829
You know humanity is already dead, right?
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>>102054026
put it on!

>>102054026
other anon has his own outfit.
you'll have to use mine with the butt plug!
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>>102054049
Yup, pretty much. /a/ is a great place to be when you get off to sissy boys
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>>102054049
do you want to join in?
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>>102047423
>there was
Yawn
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>>102054173
I-It's not like I really wanted to wear that one or anything
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ITT
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>>102054372
this is really great you two
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>literally every single anon that posted in here wants to be fucked in the ass
I can't wait for the denial.
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>>102054504
how long have you been waiting to use that one?
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>>102054610
literal years
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>>102054592
>denial
I hope you're joking. Please don't be that new.
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>>102054592
>implying you too
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>>102054592
Hey. All I want to do is taste a dick. Dont lump me with those faggots.
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>The only person who buys me chocolate is my mother
>The only one who gives me valentine cards is my mother
>She always talks about how I could easily get a girlfriend and that I should at least try
>I can't bear to tell her I'm not interested in 3DPD because I know how badly she wants grandchildren before she dies
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>>102054522
I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself anon
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This would be a lot hotter if like 90% of these posters weren't obese and neckbearded.

The few percent of /a/nons that are skinny faggots are probably drowned in fat by now.
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>>102054522
I'm really happy that you like it, anon-senpai

>>102054592
>implying any of us will deny it
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>>102054249
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>>102054811
>/a/nons
>fat
>neckbeards
You've mistaken /a/ for /v/.
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>>102054811
/a/ is actually mostly lanky faggots
no idea where you got the neckbeard idea from
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>>102054911
I'm always willing to help an anon in need
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>>102054911
wow what a slut
>>102055043
probably because most of 4chan is gross like that.
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>>102055043
>>102055010
This, from what we can tell, most 4channers are either skinnyfat or auschwitz-mode. The fat neckbears are a (sizeable) minority.
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No. I have to finish writing my lab report.
I'm only take a short break, I swear. ;_;
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>>102054753
oh.. do you want to play too?

>>102054836
i love it!

>>102054911
o--okay, just h-hold my hand first.
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>>102054811
>>102054811
>>102054811
I used to be quite youthful and handsome in my appearance. Now I'm 30 years old. Scarred face and hands. Soft from heavy drinking but not fat. The only thing I have left is my long girly hair. But even that is starting to gray.

I just wish I could be a little girl.
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>>102055162
I-I'm the one who wants to wear the cat ears and tail anon!
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>>102055166
If you can tough it out we should have total-immersion VR within 30 years. Then you can finally be the little girl.

We all can.
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>>102055126
>slut
is very good
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>>102055162
>>102055126
>>102055094
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>tfw you only want to fuck a fellow /a/non who is kinda nerdy and pale and thin and it'll never happen
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>>102055162
H-hand holding?
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>>102055287
That's what I'm gonna do to you!
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>>102055287
ihhhhhhhhhhh
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>>102055287
>Tfw the only thing I want to do before I die is wear a maid outfit
>It'll never happen
It hurts, /a/.
Hold me
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>>102055465
I'll hold you /a/non, don't worry.

My hands might wander a bit though
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>>102055407
we have to start somewhere cutie.

>>102055287
DOUBLE PENETRATION!!
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Faggot ERP threads are the worst.
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>>102055249
>tfw we will finally be the little girls
>loli's having tea parties
high-school girls putting on a culture festival
>shoujo ai

I'll probably forget to eat and die. But who cares.
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>>102055412
>anon's penis i-inside me
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>>102055465
You can buy a crappy one from DX/ebay for 20 bucks.
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>>102055513
>implying
I don't participate but they're fun as hell to observe.
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>>102055137
Huh. It makes me happy that I'm special on /a/, as I'm fat and have a neckbeard.

But I can never be the little trap ;_;
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>>102055549
Very deep inside you anon. And it'll be thrusting in and out very fast and very hard
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>>102055506
A-Anon, please..
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>>102053829
I bet you think liquid nitrogen supplies are running out too
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>>102042231
me?
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>>102055728
They are. And its terrible. At this rate you wont be able to freeze yourself to reach the age of mechanical waifuclones.
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>>102055690
I'm totally alright with where you two are going.
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http://www.funimation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/OniAi_vdaycards_print1.pdf

print out and give this to your imouto/nee-san

post results
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>>102055714
Please what? Please grope and fondle you?
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>>102055765
you came just in time Fluffy-chan.
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>>102055833

>imouto is a disease ridden whore

no thanks
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>>102055780
That's good because I have absolutely no intention of stopping

My dick is far too hard
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I hope everyone had the chance to masturbate.
It's obvious everyone here needs it.
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>>102055967
You think?
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>>102055894
Undress.
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>>102055995
Yes, yes I do.
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>>102055967
>had

I'm masturbating right now
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>>102055690
oh gosh, I'm starting to lose my composure
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>You will never tenderly make love to a cute submissive anon while they try their best to be as girly as possible when trapping for you
>Even taking them with aggression, sliding one leg between their own and gently grinding against them while their back is to the wall
>Fingers forced to intertwine with your own as your tongue dominates the little sissy's own, muffling their cries of both fear and arousal
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>>102055926
do it anon!
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>>102055967
agreed
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>>102055841
No, t-thats lewd..
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>>102056105
>>102056099
heh
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>>102056105
>mfw
>i've had that done to me by an anon, i was the one dressed
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>>102056099
>>102056105
pictorial hivemind
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>>102056105
Yuck. I dont even want the source any more.

Just keep it.
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>>102056105
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>>102056099
Oh really? Losing your composure over that? Thinking about an anon pumping his cock in and out of your slutty hole?
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>>102056278
She's from ToAru you dong.
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>>102056124
Lewd is good anon, don't worry. I'll make you feel really nice, I promise
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>>102053288
>>102053383
>>102053430
>>102053525
>>102053607
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>>102056105
Deep down, this is what /a/ is all about.
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>>102056028
Give me your dick.
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>>102056299
>Rapes you
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>>102053525
>not inhaling your farts until you die
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>>102056308
I'm not a slut, you just keep saying these lewd things and it's making me this way! you better take responsibility for making me like this
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Holy shit you homos. What will your waifu think of you fucking 3D anons?
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>>102056491
Anons are 2.5D
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>>102056491
But I don't have a waifu, I'm full homo
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>>102056491
Everyone on /a/ is homo.
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>>102056491
I am not delusional enough to believe that a 2d entity would love me.
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>>102056491
she'll want in
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is it gay if I want to cuddle with an /a/non right now
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>>102056223
Oh? Do tell.

>>102056415
Being little sissies forced to crossdress and get ass-fucked?
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>>102056668
Cuddling isn't inherently gay, no.
But it won't stay at cuddle.
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>>102056365
O-Okay, if you promise..
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>>102056490
Oh, of course you're not a slut, you're just a lewd anon who can't help but be turned on the moment someone establishes dominance over them, that's all. You just want a nice thick cock inside of you right? Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with wanting someone to force themselves into your tight little hole right?
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Needs more waifu.
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>>102056673
just found an anon near me, we got together at my place, no regrets.
lost my v-card that day, we went on all night.

it was real easy getting laid, much easier than i ever imagined.
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>>102042231
Of course!
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>>102056786
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I want an anon to perform paizuri on me
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>>102056805
You were the bottom?
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>>102056805
were you both dudes
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>>102056779
I'll be nice and gentle anon, I promise. Don't you think it would feel nice to have a strong anons hands running across your body, grabbing and rubbing you in all the right places?
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>>102056786
right, it's only natural for me to be turned on by lewd things like that, i-it's not like I can help it.
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>>102056967
y-yes...

>>102056972
no i'm loli.
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>this thread
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>>102056883
H-how?
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>>102057092
Its ok /a/non. Only for today, I'll step on you. Its a special tsundere service I provide.
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>you will never be a part of some anon's crossdressing harem and get to have sex with guys and other cute traps all day
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>>102057151
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>>102057016
Of course, it's only natural for you to take pleasure in the fact that I'm rock hard thinking about doing incredibly dirty things to your body. You can't help being a cute little sissy boy
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>>102057151

yes.
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>>102057381
I-I have to go do lewd things to myself now, I can't take it any more
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okay, who didn't cum themselves?
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Boku No Pico: The Thread
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>>102057629
Me.
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>>102056999
D-Dammit, anon, you've got me all steamy now.
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>>102057648
>the thread
This happens a lot.
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>>102057596
You should stay here and do lewd things to yourself anon, otherwise how can I toy with you and tease you and make you squirm?
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>>102057629
Me. This thread is giving me a weird vibe.
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>>102057686
So, its official? We are all gay for each other? Now we want to be shotas instead of lolis?
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How are your baked goods coming a long for tomorrow?
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>mfw I started all this with my feel wishing for a bf
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>>102057777
You faggot.
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>>102057737
No, we all just want to be the little girl.

Some freaks are just straight. Ugh.
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>>102057681
>>102057705
why not? don't you want to?
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Oh boy, this thread is so fucking gay.
Think about your poor waifus, people!
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>>102057819
>not wanting to wear cute clothes and play with hard, sexy cocks
what a bunch of fags
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>>102057682
All steamy? Are you thinking about maybe sitting in my lap and what it would be like for me to touch you? Maybe thinking about how it would feel to be sitting in my lap while I got a hard on from feeling you up?
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>>102057883
/a/ is my waifu
I am anonsexual after all, the thought of being with someone who isn't an /a/non disgusts me
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>>102058118
Too bad they stop being anons the second you meet up with them.
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All of you are disgustingly lewd. I have never seen such impure little girls in my life.
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I think we all need to be touched by each other. We want the warmth of /a/nother human being despite loving the idea of our 2D waifus.
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>>102057844
Sorry, I just can't imagine you lot as cute 2D girls. It's just not possible for me.
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>>102058186
You forgot to mention blow.
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>>102042231
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>>102058212
but-but-but it could be really fun
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>>102049616
You dense anon.
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>>102043495
You shouldn't horde good soda.
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>>102058138
They're still /a/nons though, they think and talk like you'd expect
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>>102050036
>fairy
damn man, can fairies even be big and fat?
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>>102058082
A-Anon, don't talk like that, please
I-It's too much for me..
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I was having a good night until you reminded me that I'll never receive a confession from a 2D gun.

Fuck you for making me depressed /a/.
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>>102058487

>gun
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>>102058212
Through experience, I've found that a lot of anons are cute, short, and sometimes underweight. Maybe it's just how the more faggy anons are.
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>>102058422
Aww, too much? I thought you were feeling all steamy anon. I thought you'd enjoy it if I helped a bit more by describing how lovely it would be if I had you in my lap right now so you could feel how excited you're making me, and so I could have some fun running my hands all over you and making you blush and make cute noises
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>>102057702
s-sorry anon, it was too much. please don't hate me
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>>102058603
Being super short is no fun
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>>102058754
I would never hate you cutie, I take pleasure in the fact that I got you so hot and bothered you couldn't resist yourself. Did it feel good?
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>>102058487
You haven't gotten one yet, friend. There's still time.
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how do i find a waifu
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>>102058118
>having a bunch of neckbearded lolis as your waifu

Such shit taste.
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>>102058909
Just keep watching, keep reading, keep doing whatever until you find one that makes your heart go doki-doki.

As they say: you don't find waifu; waifu finds you.
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>>102058878

Actually now I'm just laughing at my Freudian Slip.
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>>102058833
Yeah, but nothing matches the real thing
>>102058807
it is if you like being held by bigger guys
fuck the top shelves though
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>>102058620
Oh, uhm..
I-I'm making you e-excited?
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>>102058807
Short is cute though
Don't you want to be picked up and bearhugged by someone?
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>>102058807
But I want a short guy.
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Define "short".
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>>102043594
Jokes on you. I've had three younger girls from class ask me out. Told them I had special plans with another girl.
No one can get in between my waifu and me.
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>>102058981
Oh of course! I love cute shy anons, I just want to dress you up in pantsu and cute girly clothes and have so much fun playing with you. It turns me on thinking about all the fun things we could do together
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>>102058603
I'm short but I have hair everywhere and wide shoulders, I am like a little bear. That sounds way more kawaii than it is.
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>>102048752
H-happy birthday /a/non-kun!
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>>102059071
I'd say anywhere under 5'10"
>tfw 5'4"
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OP here, i'm happy that all you /a/nons found some joy on valentines-day, now i have to sleep, bei!
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>>102058976
being 5.2 is too short through, I can't reach alot of things and have to jump for them or get a chair or something.
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>>102059071
5'4 is how I like my /a/nons
Shorter is okay too
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>>102056389
lil
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>>102059159
>tfw 6'5"
Feels good man
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>>102059159
MFW when I realize you're one the weird little 19 year old boys in my cisco class.
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>>102059268
>tfw 6'0"
Feels pretty alright.
>>102059198
I-It's not like I wanted to reach the t-top shelf for you anyway... b-baka!
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>>102045507
Noone cares what you do or don't do in Sandganistan
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>>102059119
T-That sounds good, I-I like wearing those kind of things..
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>>102057777
Nice quads.
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>>102059169
>>102059159
Oh lord do I love some short boys
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Man you guys are really gay.
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>>102059169
> I can't reach alot of things and have to jump for them or get a chair or something.
I would reach the top shelf for you, anon
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dicks are disgusting
especially cut ones
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I just want a decent female anon to come home to.But that will probably never happen.
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>>102059353
Ooh, very nice! I bet you'd look super cute in a skirt and a nice little top. And I would love to pick out some nice pink striped panties for you to wear, maybe some stockings too. You'd make my dick very happy, that's for sure
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>>102059476
Small uncut ones are cute though
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Anybody else planning on going to Gensokyo today?
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>such bold gayness

Won't somebody please think of the waifus?!
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>>102059566
>nice pink striped panties
Great taste, anon
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>>102059425
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dLsR73KlgU
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>>102059570
Finally someone with taste
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>>102059268
>6'5"
I'm proud of you, anon. You're almost as tall as me.
No really, being 6'8" is a curse.
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Don't you wish you could live in the anime world
The only way to make our lives interesting is to work for it
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I'd say if the dude is around 5'6" and has around shoulder length hair hes maximum overdrive.
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>>102059734
>5'4"
>waist length hair
a-am I okay
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>>102059819
If your face is at least average, yes.
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>>102059665
Pink is such a good color for a sissy boy, and nice tight striped panties will help show off his butt and his bulge. They're the perfect choice
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>>102059566
I-If I dress up for y-you, would you c-cuddle with m-me?
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>>102042231
gotta love the Futamis
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>tfw not gay
pls /a/
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>>102059819
>waist length hair
Geez, anon
I like my anons with with short messy hair
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>>102059905
REMILIA'S BREASTS ARE NOT THAT LARGE.
THIS IMAGE IS HERESY.
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>>102059924
How do you even enjoy /a/?
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>>102059924
>in this thread
You're hungering.
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>>102059905
Definitely! How could I resist such a cute anon wearing such cute clothes? We'd put you in some nice pajamas and I could cuddle with you all night
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>>102059955
>i will never be this autistic
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Uh.
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>>102059924
that's what we all said
then we just let it happen
just let it in anon
>>102059929
I know, It's just really pretty hair and I like it long. I've been thinking of getting it cut to shoulder length though..
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>>102059720
There is not such a thing, anon.
Blame our evolved brains which made us able to even conceive such perfection, but they are not real and never will be no matter how much we wish them to be.
But don't be sad, we have the rest of our lives to come to terms with this true.
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>>102059924
I know how you feel. Been here 7 years and yet to turn. These threads do make me long for a femanon though
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>>102059972
I don't know

>>102059978
W-Well I might be okay with c-cuddling, anon-kun
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>>102059819
>waist length hair

Wow, really? Long hair is fantastic
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>>102059699
Back problems?
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>>102060068
Oh now look at you! You just want a strong man to hold you in their arms, don't you?
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>>102060042
well, have you ever heard of 'the magic of skirts', anon?
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>>102060042
This
In theory it would seem that having a femanon with similar tastes would be great.
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>>102059819
You know, I have a hair fetish.
Please describe it in detail if you could?
Color, type, how it feels, smell.
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>>102060111
M-Maybe, I don't know...
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>>102060127
Yes but you still have to deal with the problem tht is the male penis. Dicks are a turn off for me.
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>>102060193
You've gotten so cute all of a sudden anon. Have you ever thought about wearing girly clothes, or what it would be like for a guy to touch you?
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>>102059819
Are you trying to arouse me?
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>>102060164
uh.. it's very dark brown to the point that it looks black unless you hold it up to a light, thick and wavy, the kind of hair that'll twist in to ringlets at the end if you don't brush it constantly, and like I said it's down to my waist.
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>>102060329
I really don't like guys, s-sorry.
I really wish I was a high school girl, though.
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>>102060469
>wanting to be a girl
>liking girls
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>>102060111
>>102060068
>>102060193
>>102060127
>>102060329

Dammit. Stop this fucking gay shit!
Don't make me kick your effeminate asses.
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>>102060513
anon no pls
be more gentle with me ;~;
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>>102060387
only a bit
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>>102060513
Only if you crush my balls.
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>>102060513
I can't help it anon, how could I? There are so many cute anons to play with, how can I ever resist? I just want to dress them all up in cute outfits and tease them all day until they're so turned on they can't stand it
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>>102059819
>>102060406
And you're a guy?

How skinny are you?
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>>102060513
How does it feel like to be a homophobe?
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I think I regret posting in this thread.
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>>102060406
That's adorable, anon.
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>>102060513
A-Anon, please k-kick my ass~
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I miss my shoulder length hair. It used to be so soft and straight; even the female hair dresser was jealous of how perfectly straight it was. Then I got a buzz cut.
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>>102059986
I'm sorry, anon, b-but..
I came to you~
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>>102060513
>>102060614
>>102060629
>>102060759

Don't drag me into your sick games. I though the 3DPD rule applied constantly but now I see that at the first chance of getting your anuses wrecked you would throw everything through the window and get on your kness.
I trusted you. I am fucking done.
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>>102060685
>And you're a guy?
Yeah.. I guess these days I'm more of a genderqueer faggot and kids/people with tact ask me if I'm a guy or a girl a lot
actually I'm kinda chubby but working out and cooking my own healthy food to recover from my 'too broke and busy for anything but instant ramen and canned food' phase
>>102060730
it's not quite that wavy, it doesn't really go up or out, just twists on itself, usually in to ringlets
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>>102060896
Verbally abuse me some more, Anon-sama.
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Too bad we couldn't have a good valentine's day thread.
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>>102060896
>I though the 3DPD rule applied constantly
not all of us are that autistic
some of us are just lonely and gay
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>>102060985
>'too broke and busy
Eating "healthy" is both cheap and fast.

You are just a retard.
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I want to be Mikus valantine
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>>102060896
>I thought the 3DPD rule applied constantly
It's weak this time of year. I'll be back to normal at the end of the month.
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>>102061200
That's why he's recovering from his phase, anon
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>>102061200
I feel bad enough about letting my weight slip and I'm fixing it. please no bullying
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>>102061022
No, you masochist slut. You would enjoy it.
I would have a better of chance of offending you by telling you cute things.
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>>102061508
You're damn right I'll enjoy it.
I'm such a dirty, masochistic slut, Anon-sama. Completely filthy and depraved.
Disgusting, a filthy, writhing worm.
I exist only to be stepped on by others.
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>>102061375
s-sorry
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>>102061201
>Used goods.
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>>102061682
it's okay
one thing's nice about it though, my friends call me soft now
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Are we continuing this in the archive or in a new thread?
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>>102061708

Miku is a computer program. There are copies of her.

My Miku is pure and new.
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>>102061831
It's funny because I dumped her.
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>>102061594
I'm damn sure I won't let you.
You're such a fair, sinless maiden. Completely pure and virtuous.
Delightful, a pure, delicate dove.
You exist only to be praised by others.
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>>102062107
guess what, he'll like that too!
You've already lost, before it even started anon. Traps are unbeatable.
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So you guys are going on dates with your /a/nons tomorrow, right?
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>>102062189,1
You're joking, right?



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