P-please be my Valentine Anon-senpai!
huh? what was that?
OH FUCK ITS ANOTHER ONE OF YOU CRAZY NIP GIRLS!
FUCK OFF! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE?! ISN'T BRITAIN TOO COLD FOR YOU JUNGLE SAVAGES?!
Fuck, I'd only have a problem saying no to a picture.
I'm really fucked up
Show me your tits
Go away! I keep telling you dam slanty eyed fuckers that I don't like your kind. I know you all crave white cock but you need to understand that I have no interest in you.
Slanty cunt bitches like you just don't arouse me!
You only like the me you perceive.
Are you 15?
Sorry, I don't like girls that way.
F-fine, I'll be your valentine, b-but it's not because I like you or anything!
What am I supposed to do now?
I thought you said they were out of Dr. Pepper.
>What am I supposed to do now?
It's like I'm really on the same site as a harem MC.
I-I just happened to find some more! Not like I got it for you or anything! B-baka!
>tfw never received more than obligation chocolate in my entire life
>tfw all rabu rabu chocolates you've given in your life were rejected
Not your blog
huh? are you sure?
what is that letter, can I see it?
tfw no girl has ever confessed to me.
thats why i've become a 2D loving otaku neet
there there anon-kun.
I don't remember anyone asking
you can be my valentine anon-kun.
that's what they said ;_;
that's why i found a waifu
Sorry, but I'm asexual.
I'm also a giant fluff.
I need more pictures like this. For journalism.
>feel when no cute /a/non valentine
>>>/facebook/ is that way
>No reverse trap /a/non valentine
>>tfw never received more than obligation chocolate in my entire life
za fuck is that?
>Senpai will never notice you
Huh? I couldnt hear you, the game was too loud
How about you fix your stupid-ass hair first and then try asking again, huh?
lurk more fgt
Don't worry, there is always the crushing loneliness
P-please accept Anon-senpai!
>joking around and tell a girl I'd get her chocolate
>she thinks I'm serious
>feel like an ass
>buy $10 worth of chocolate
so how's your valentine's day?
>Not liking messy hair
Sure. There is a mail box right by my house.
Are you implying ants can't use the glorious art of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH, anon?
we don't celebrate valentine in my country
>tfw you ordered a volume of Spice and Wolf so you can enjoy valentines day with your waifu
>shipment confirmed todokanai
No, he is implying that ants can't get valentine chocolate.
Wish we had White day.
I actually had a girl classmate ask me to be her valentine, in middle school, 17 years ago.
I ran the fuck away and she cried. She never talked to me anymore after that.
If we celebrated white day in america I'd end up with ass loads of chocolate from a guy gay who has a crush on me
fuck why don't we have white day
>so how's your valentine's day?
I bought my self a bottle of gin
I love valentines day
You probably ruined your chance at living life like a typical romance MC
was she cute though
>in middle school, 17 years ago
I remember getting a card on Valentine's Day back in the highschool.
When I opened it, it said "ur a faget"
I meant gay guy not guy gay
>tfw Valentines' Day is singles awareness day
Well, at least I got my waifu.
Anon... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
whatever rocks your boat m8t
Are you a wizard?
I know how that feel /a/non.
This is how all of you would react to getting shit and you know it.
You're a pretty guy gay anon
>listening to this song
>seeing that image
Wow, that was perfect.
Eh? I can't be a holiday for you.
Image swap? or I misclicked, oh well.
What can i say, I love my Gin and Tonics
I'm flattered, Rin...but Luka would kill me.
You too, Gumi?
Still the day before on my end. Sucks that I have to put up with this crap for two days.
Oh for me?
I know how you feel.
I got a well-written secret admirer letter that ended "I hope you keep this in confidence."
I had no idea what it meant to keep something in confidence, so when some girls asked if they could read it, I just said "yeah, okay".
Never found out who it was.
Image size is the same, you misclicked.
I'm sorry, but girls can't love girls.
>I ran the fuck away and she cried
Wow, I didn't think harem protagonists existed IRL.
>her voice is really quiet
>like a sea shell
I don't know why but I lost if at this part. o I am laffin.
Cute face, yes.
Almost, 1 year 2 months more.
I was scared. I was also still in my "girls are yucky" phase. Yep, a pretty late bloomer.
Not really, nope.
>2.37 MB for three frames
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck are you doing!?
Yeah I noticed.
>having shit internet
>/a/ in charge of acting gruff and refusing valentines from 2D girls
Let's face it, if an anime girl actually gave you a valentine card/chocs/whatever while blushing like that, you'd take it in a heartbeat.
maybe you should do boys.
I got one similar. Prepare for a wall of text.
There was one girl who liked me when I was in 5th grade. My parents made me go to this day care thing at the park that summer because they both worked and couldn't leave me home alone. I have no idea why, but apparently she thought I was cute and tried to talk to me when we were swimming in the lake. Looking back, she was pretty cute too, and she was in a bathing suit to boot. Of course, being a nervous permavirgin even then, I panicked and swam away, not resurfacing until I was out of sight. Thought that would get her to leave me alone.
It did the opposite, actually. Apparently she found my reaction cute, and so did her friends (god knows why). From then on she would keep trying to talk to me, just to see me get nervous. After running away enough, her friends got smart and started blocking my escape. They'd tease me and laugh when I got flustered.
One day I finally had it. To 5th grade me this was the worst hell, and I'd had enough. I finally exploded and said a lot of mean stuff. "No, I don't like you. Why won't you go away? You're ugly (not true), leave me alone!", something to that effect. After that, I ran off and hid behind the slide and looked back to see if they were chasing me.
Maybe she actually liked me, maybe my insults really hurt, or maybe the idea of this short loser rejecting her hurt her ego, either way, when I looked back I saw her crying. One of the adults actually had to come out and comfort her, and I was forced to apologize to her later. She never spoke to me again, and whenever I saw her friends, they gave me a look that could curdle milk.
I felt guilty, but at the same time I was happy to finally be left alone. Now I'm not sure what to think of that, considering she was the last girl to express any interest in me.
TL;DR: I went full retard and hurt a girl's feelings. Sage for blogshit.
>this whole post
>There was one girl who liked me when I was in 5th grade
Yeah, I'm not going to bother reading that.
kt a qt
5 years ago, on February 14th, my grandma (on father's side) died.
Last year, on February 14th, my grandma (on my mother's side) died, just a little after midnight.
If I utterly hated San Valentine Day before, after all this shit that happened in these last years, I can't even fathom what I feel on these days.
I was also a grandma's boy. A double grandma's boy, actually.
I need a drink now.
>I was forced to apologize to her
I've lost it.
Nice taste anon-kun
Sage for made-up shit intended to be capped and saved.
>implying I wouldn't be the one blushing and giving the card/chocs/whatever
>Using horrible puns as filenames
So you broke a girls feelings and had to appologize?
Not him, but you just don't know how to make a gif. Why didn't you timed and removed the extra frames?
I don't remember anyone actually doing anything for valentines day at my school. I might just have been so un-involved that I can't recall, though. Oh well, 4 years to go.
>god knows why
I think the amazing part about this story is that you still don't know why.
No mang, that's White Day. Girls give guys stuff on Valentines, guys give girls chocs on White Day.
I didn't even make the .gif
And I'd rather act like an ass on the internet then do anything about it
Reminder that Dan Kim will suicide in your lifetime.
And he's already a Wizard.
When do guys give guys chocolate?
Haven't had to deal with that since elementary, and it always felt so forced. I doubt that any of that stuff mattered to anyone.
Man you guys are making me watch the 2hu crossdressers fucking again.
It's really damn cute with the hugging, kissing and cuddling.
Remember when you were in grade school and the teacher made you apologize when you did something bad? That forced, monotone "sorry" with your head down? It was like that.
im okay with this
>okay with Dan dying
You're a monster.
>tfw no delinquent girlfriend with nice legs
>tfw no HORA HORA all day
You made me remember the exact moment when you can hear her heart breaking... Baka!
Dan Kim is mai waifu.
In elementary people gave the class those little store bought cards. I still only got a few ;_;
Then in high school I saw people walking around with roses and shit.
>One girl with a big ass teddy bear, almost as big as her.
>Get pissed because it blocked the narrow hallways.
>a good /a/ love thread becomes 3DPD tumblr shit
Whoa dude, why's that box of chocolate floating in the air?
I think that would also be white day.
>and I was forced to apologize to her later
Smells like... U.S.A.?
>I went full retard and hurt a girl's feelings
Wow, what a faggot you are.
Go back to facebook and reddit
My brain is hurting anon.
i'm not sure
i think he means, when are boys giving chocolate to boys.
>birthday on valentines day
>still never got chocolate
If only you knew true suffering.
When I was in elementary everyone traded boxed cards. In middle school there was a sign up where if you paid a dollar or so you could send a candygram to anyone in the school. Thinking about it now the latter was a good idea but I wasn't interested in romance at that age to really do anything.
>Send gram to a girl you like
>Wow anon, thanks! You're such a great friend!
Why the FUCK do you people blog here? I mean it, why do you ruin thread after thread talking about your own shitty generic lives? You've all got the same stupid shitty story
>hurr no gurl liek me :((((
No one gives a fuck, holy shit
When I feel like it.
>not giving chocolate just because you want it
>tfw living in a country that doesnt celebrate valentine's day.
>No one gives a fuck, holy shit
You cared enough to post anon.
>Send gram to a girl you like
>Later find it in the trash
Pot? Meet Kettle.
Can we celebrate a day seperate from Valentines for cute boys who want to give other cute boys chocolates and heart shaped cards?
Something similar happened to me when I was in highschool
>me and this girl I was friends with talk about how we don't have anyone for valentines day to give stuff to
>jokingly say I would gladly bring her a rose
>we laugh about it for a bit and she says she would love one
>come valentines day I completely forget about it because I thought nothing of it at the time
>the entire day she throws glances at me and I catch her peeking over my shoulder when I'm at my locker checking to see if anythings in there
>School day ends and I tell her I'd see her tomorrow and she says nothing back and is visibly upset
>Huh wonder whats up her ass
>she stays assblasted for an entire week and doesn't talk to me
She eventually told me about what happened and we made up and I apologized although I found it more hilarious than anything. The only real exciting thing to ever happen to me on valentines day.
I post because I'm sick of you shitty cross-boarders fucking everything up because you think that everyone wants to hear about your generic "tfw no gf" bullshit in every thread you post in
are you a qt boy?
Sure. It'll be SS day, and will be celebrated on February 30th.
Speaking of boogeymen.
The blogfucks have always been here.
Remember to report everyone in this thread blogging about their worthless lives
Blogshit has always been here.
>I'm sick of you shitty cross-boarders fucking everything up
>being a board-exclusive poster and having board loyalty
>you hav no gf
Maybe. Are you?
Funny. I'm sick of you shitty cross-boarders fucking everything up with your 'stop doing this' bullshit.
You obviously have no intention of leaving. I don't see anything else changing any time soon
> fucking everything up with your 'stop doing this' bullshit.
What the hell does this even mean?
i really hope you aren't trying to imply that blogging about your shitty life is "/a/ culture"
vidya is mai waifu
>big fat and fairy
>can never become a qt trap
Why is this world so cruel?
Absolutely 100% excellent tastes
And blogging about your culture isn't?
I hope you're not implying blogshit is exclusive to other boards and posters on /a/ have never done it.
>Do you have a thing for boys in skirts?
You know I do
Whining about it won't solve anything you fucking retard, ignore, report, hide and move on with your useless existence. Arguing with them shits up even more the board itself and they have no intention of leaving. Fuck you.
There's something about Cupcake-tan that makes my dick explode.
>telling me to ignore and hide and not argue
>he's arguing, not ignoring or hiding
That's magical anon.
would you prefer if he didn't point out how silly you look pretending to not be a crossboarder yourself by throwing a fit instead of reporting?
That's really cute.
He's doing the exact same thing as I am though
literally the exact same thing
so how does that excuse you?
>not big, fat or hairy
Why does he expect me to do what he says if he can't even do it himself?
3D Gays are such attention whores.
I bet he already ignored, reported and hided your posts and this thread.
You know what I don't have a thing for? People who post 3D on a 2D board
Fuck off attention whore
It's only the ones that want to look like girls. Those guys are weird.
Anon, PLEASE, earn some money and go get a prostitute.
Nobody wants to be my valentine.
Why aren't you watching Dan Kim drawing on Valentine's day?
Try not being a whore next time and maybe someone will actually talk to you for more than 3 seconds
Ako hates you too you whore
I-I will be your valentine anon...
Personally, I'd rather have no valentine to start with than lose my valentine again...
moot's fuckbuddy. Is already a wizard and has been on 4chan for longer than you and most of the people on this thread.
shut up nerd
I'll happily be your valentine
>not liking whores
>alone again this year
all I want is a _boy to love me, why is that so much to ask?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You must choose only 1 anon! You shouldn't act like a whore you know?
I'm not a pervert, I just want love
>not making all of your filenames jokes
In the jailhouse, huh?
that's kinda neat.
b-but that's embarrassing senpai
I want to break an anon's heart
When you've been so busy leading up to Valentine's Day that you haven't even had time to be sad.
But then I haven't had angst over 3DPD in over a year now. That occasionally worries me.
fuck you /a/ ;_;
jk i love you all pls dont leave me
dan-chan-kun-san-tan is that you?
okay, i won't
I guess I'll go with anon #1, they did ask first after all...
Please learn to type properly before you profess your love. It's embarrassing.
God where the fuck do you people come from? This isn't facebook
anon-senpai pls don't bully
I won't be chained down to just one anon!
I'll wear them, i-if he doesn't want to
even the tail?
No really, either type correctly or fuck off. You don't get to be happy if you type like a 15 year old fat girl, which you most likely are
You like the thought of that /a/? tumblr-using underage whales archiving every post you make in response to her?
especially the tail
Rita has always, and will always be my Valentine.
Went through my entire schooling career without a single chocolate. It just sort of became a day where everyone celebrates being in some sort of superficial, temporary bond with one another. Or at least, that's what the fox is saying.
I've had three remarkable, strange events of recent, though. I had someone pay for my $20 restaurant meal anonymously on a whim, a random student gave me (amongst others) a bag of valentines candy in the campus library, and my luck, overall, went down the toilet.
W-why are you >ing at me?
But sticking things in there is painful.
pls stop your hurting my kokoro¹ senpai.
TL note: kokoro means "feels"
No it's not, it feels great
it's like saying picture related.
y u so mean? ;_;
Well.. time to tie the yearly noose around my neck and consider jumping over the banister..
Thanks for the memories.
only at first :3
Happy Valentine's day, /a/!
Imagine two anons holding hands
why so small?
This thread is concentrated cancer, holy fuck
maybe once or twice..
thanks for the gif
Tell the 2hus I'm coming next year, after Kizumonogatari is out.
I just wish they'd argue
Anons arguing makes my dick hard for some reason
You cute little thing.
Oh, well I'll gladly wear it if it makes you happy
>helium tank is here
Did it feel good?
>liking literally THE worst panzer
Holy fuck /a/
So you're not going.
Can you actually die with helium?
>can you actually die by breathing pure helium instead of air
gee I fucking wonder
Why don't you try it out yourself
I g-guess it did
But WHY helium?
Why not another gas?
>Holy fuck /a/
You clearly weren't here for the threads when it was airing. Everybody was absolutely in love with either Yukari, Erwin or Katyusha. I can't even remember any hate for Katyusha either, and I barely missed a thread.
Maybe, maybe it's you with the strange tastes.
No. But it feels great, though. Its one of the best "legal" recreational drugs out there.
There's always suicide.
The worst GuP is Yukari, faglord.
the human body can tell the difference between air and most other gases, but not helium. If you tried to breathe pure nitrogen or something, you would feel like you're choking and freak out. With helium your body just resumes business as usual until you pass out from oxygen deprivation, and keeps breathing that helium thinking it'll do something until you die.
Cheap and easy to obtain I guess.
you'll need 2 tanks, one for failing.
You'd have to help me put it on though.
You should have two sets of clothes, one for me and one for >>102053520
Then we could both wear it for you!
>The worst GuP is Yukari
>saying shit about Yukari
also this, the price of helium was set at some absurdly cheap fixed rate by the US government when they had tons of it and needed to get rid of it.
It's actually quite bad as almost all of the easily refined helium on the planet is GONE now, used up. And the only sources of helium left are really hard to work with/in inhospitable locations, and the helium supply is going to shit. Meanwhile the price is still fixed and we're wasting what's left on shit like you suiciding and frigging balloons because the government is retarded like that. If you commit suicide with helium, you're contributing to our future inability to fly zeppelins. If you're okay with that, you deserved your life of suffering.
pretty damn informative, thanks.
I guess we're doing this then.
hmm... that's my only pair.. guess one of you will have to be naked then.
th-that's even worse
good thing I've got my own maid outfit
W-well, I guess I can be naked then
So most /a/nons are sissy bottoms looking to get filled in more then one way? How adorable.
>future inability to fly zeppelins
You know humanity is already dead, right?
put it on!
other anon has his own outfit.
you'll have to use mine with the butt plug!
Yup, pretty much. /a/ is a great place to be when you get off to sissy boys
do you want to join in?
I-It's not like I really wanted to wear that one or anything
this is really great you two
>literally every single anon that posted in here wants to be fucked in the ass
I can't wait for the denial.
how long have you been waiting to use that one?
I hope you're joking. Please don't be that new.
>implying you too
Hey. All I want to do is taste a dick. Dont lump me with those faggots.
>The only person who buys me chocolate is my mother
>The only one who gives me valentine cards is my mother
>She always talks about how I could easily get a girlfriend and that I should at least try
>I can't bear to tell her I'm not interested in 3DPD because I know how badly she wants grandchildren before she dies
I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself anon
This would be a lot hotter if like 90% of these posters weren't obese and neckbearded.
The few percent of /a/nons that are skinny faggots are probably drowned in fat by now.
I'm really happy that you like it, anon-senpai
>implying any of us will deny it
You've mistaken /a/ for /v/.
/a/ is actually mostly lanky faggots
no idea where you got the neckbeard idea from
I'm always willing to help an anon in need
wow what a slut
probably because most of 4chan is gross like that.
This, from what we can tell, most 4channers are either skinnyfat or auschwitz-mode. The fat neckbears are a (sizeable) minority.
No. I have to finish writing my lab report.
I'm only take a short break, I swear. ;_;
oh.. do you want to play too?
i love it!
o--okay, just h-hold my hand first.
I used to be quite youthful and handsome in my appearance. Now I'm 30 years old. Scarred face and hands. Soft from heavy drinking but not fat. The only thing I have left is my long girly hair. But even that is starting to gray.
I just wish I could be a little girl.
I-I'm the one who wants to wear the cat ears and tail anon!
If you can tough it out we should have total-immersion VR within 30 years. Then you can finally be the little girl.
We all can.
is very good
>tfw you only want to fuck a fellow /a/non who is kinda nerdy and pale and thin and it'll never happen
That's what I'm gonna do to you!
>Tfw the only thing I want to do before I die is wear a maid outfit
>It'll never happen
It hurts, /a/.
I'll hold you /a/non, don't worry.
My hands might wander a bit though
we have to start somewhere cutie.
Faggot ERP threads are the worst.
>tfw we will finally be the little girls
>loli's having tea parties
high-school girls putting on a culture festival
I'll probably forget to eat and die. But who cares.
>anon's penis i-inside me
You can buy a crappy one from DX/ebay for 20 bucks.
I don't participate but they're fun as hell to observe.
Huh. It makes me happy that I'm special on /a/, as I'm fat and have a neckbeard.
But I can never be the little trap ;_;
Very deep inside you anon. And it'll be thrusting in and out very fast and very hard
I bet you think liquid nitrogen supplies are running out too
They are. And its terrible. At this rate you wont be able to freeze yourself to reach the age of mechanical waifuclones.
I'm totally alright with where you two are going.
print out and give this to your imouto/nee-san
Please what? Please grope and fondle you?
you came just in time Fluffy-chan.
>imouto is a disease ridden whore
That's good because I have absolutely no intention of stopping
My dick is far too hard
I hope everyone had the chance to masturbate.
It's obvious everyone here needs it.
Yes, yes I do.
I'm masturbating right now
oh gosh, I'm starting to lose my composure
>You will never tenderly make love to a cute submissive anon while they try their best to be as girly as possible when trapping for you
>Even taking them with aggression, sliding one leg between their own and gently grinding against them while their back is to the wall
>Fingers forced to intertwine with your own as your tongue dominates the little sissy's own, muffling their cries of both fear and arousal
do it anon!
No, t-thats lewd..
>i've had that done to me by an anon, i was the one dressed
Yuck. I dont even want the source any more.
Just keep it.
Oh really? Losing your composure over that? Thinking about an anon pumping his cock in and out of your slutty hole?
She's from ToAru you dong.
Lewd is good anon, don't worry. I'll make you feel really nice, I promise
Deep down, this is what /a/ is all about.
Give me your dick.
>not inhaling your farts until you die
I'm not a slut, you just keep saying these lewd things and it's making me this way! you better take responsibility for making me like this
Holy shit you homos. What will your waifu think of you fucking 3D anons?
Anons are 2.5D
But I don't have a waifu, I'm full homo
Everyone on /a/ is homo.
I am not delusional enough to believe that a 2d entity would love me.
she'll want in
is it gay if I want to cuddle with an /a/non right now
Oh? Do tell.
Being little sissies forced to crossdress and get ass-fucked?
Cuddling isn't inherently gay, no.
But it won't stay at cuddle.
O-Okay, if you promise..
Oh, of course you're not a slut, you're just a lewd anon who can't help but be turned on the moment someone establishes dominance over them, that's all. You just want a nice thick cock inside of you right? Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with wanting someone to force themselves into your tight little hole right?
Needs more waifu.
just found an anon near me, we got together at my place, no regrets.
lost my v-card that day, we went on all night.
it was real easy getting laid, much easier than i ever imagined.
I want an anon to perform paizuri on me
You were the bottom?
were you both dudes
I'll be nice and gentle anon, I promise. Don't you think it would feel nice to have a strong anons hands running across your body, grabbing and rubbing you in all the right places?
right, it's only natural for me to be turned on by lewd things like that, i-it's not like I can help it.
no i'm loli.
Its ok /a/non. Only for today, I'll step on you. Its a special tsundere service I provide.
>you will never be a part of some anon's crossdressing harem and get to have sex with guys and other cute traps all day
Of course, it's only natural for you to take pleasure in the fact that I'm rock hard thinking about doing incredibly dirty things to your body. You can't help being a cute little sissy boy
I-I have to go do lewd things to myself now, I can't take it any more
okay, who didn't cum themselves?
Boku No Pico: The Thread
D-Dammit, anon, you've got me all steamy now.
This happens a lot.
You should stay here and do lewd things to yourself anon, otherwise how can I toy with you and tease you and make you squirm?
Me. This thread is giving me a weird vibe.
So, its official? We are all gay for each other? Now we want to be shotas instead of lolis?
How are your baked goods coming a long for tomorrow?
>mfw I started all this with my feel wishing for a bf
No, we all just want to be the little girl.
Some freaks are just straight. Ugh.
why not? don't you want to?
Oh boy, this thread is so fucking gay.
Think about your poor waifus, people!
>not wanting to wear cute clothes and play with hard, sexy cocks
what a bunch of fags
All steamy? Are you thinking about maybe sitting in my lap and what it would be like for me to touch you? Maybe thinking about how it would feel to be sitting in my lap while I got a hard on from feeling you up?
/a/ is my waifu
I am anonsexual after all, the thought of being with someone who isn't an /a/non disgusts me
Too bad they stop being anons the second you meet up with them.
All of you are disgustingly lewd. I have never seen such impure little girls in my life.
I think we all need to be touched by each other. We want the warmth of /a/nother human being despite loving the idea of our 2D waifus.
Sorry, I just can't imagine you lot as cute 2D girls. It's just not possible for me.
You forgot to mention blow.
but-but-but it could be really fun
You dense anon.
You shouldn't horde good soda.
They're still /a/nons though, they think and talk like you'd expect
damn man, can fairies even be big and fat?
A-Anon, don't talk like that, please
I-It's too much for me..
I was having a good night until you reminded me that I'll never receive a confession from a 2D gun.
Fuck you for making me depressed /a/.
Through experience, I've found that a lot of anons are cute, short, and sometimes underweight. Maybe it's just how the more faggy anons are.
Aww, too much? I thought you were feeling all steamy anon. I thought you'd enjoy it if I helped a bit more by describing how lovely it would be if I had you in my lap right now so you could feel how excited you're making me, and so I could have some fun running my hands all over you and making you blush and make cute noises
s-sorry anon, it was too much. please don't hate me
Being super short is no fun
I would never hate you cutie, I take pleasure in the fact that I got you so hot and bothered you couldn't resist yourself. Did it feel good?
You haven't gotten one yet, friend. There's still time.
how do i find a waifu
>having a bunch of neckbearded lolis as your waifu
Such shit taste.
Just keep watching, keep reading, keep doing whatever until you find one that makes your heart go doki-doki.
As they say: you don't find waifu; waifu finds you.
Actually now I'm just laughing at my Freudian Slip.
Yeah, but nothing matches the real thing
it is if you like being held by bigger guys
fuck the top shelves though
I-I'm making you e-excited?
Short is cute though
Don't you want to be picked up and bearhugged by someone?
But I want a short guy.
Jokes on you. I've had three younger girls from class ask me out. Told them I had special plans with another girl.
No one can get in between my waifu and me.
Oh of course! I love cute shy anons, I just want to dress you up in pantsu and cute girly clothes and have so much fun playing with you. It turns me on thinking about all the fun things we could do together
I'm short but I have hair everywhere and wide shoulders, I am like a little bear. That sounds way more kawaii than it is.
H-happy birthday /a/non-kun!
I'd say anywhere under 5'10"
OP here, i'm happy that all you /a/nons found some joy on valentines-day, now i have to sleep, bei!
being 5.2 is too short through, I can't reach alot of things and have to jump for them or get a chair or something.
5'4 is how I like my /a/nons
Shorter is okay too
Feels good man
MFW when I realize you're one the weird little 19 year old boys in my cisco class.
Feels pretty alright.
I-It's not like I wanted to reach the t-top shelf for you anyway... b-baka!
Noone cares what you do or don't do in Sandganistan
T-That sounds good, I-I like wearing those kind of things..
Oh lord do I love some short boys
Man you guys are really gay.
> I can't reach alot of things and have to jump for them or get a chair or something.
I would reach the top shelf for you, anon
dicks are disgusting
especially cut ones
I just want a decent female anon to come home to.But that will probably never happen.
Ooh, very nice! I bet you'd look super cute in a skirt and a nice little top. And I would love to pick out some nice pink striped panties for you to wear, maybe some stockings too. You'd make my dick very happy, that's for sure
Small uncut ones are cute though
Anybody else planning on going to Gensokyo today?
>such bold gayness
Won't somebody please think of the waifus?!
>nice pink striped panties
Great taste, anon
Finally someone with taste
I'm proud of you, anon. You're almost as tall as me.
No really, being 6'8" is a curse.
Don't you wish you could live in the anime world
The only way to make our lives interesting is to work for it
I'd say if the dude is around 5'6" and has around shoulder length hair hes maximum overdrive.
>waist length hair
a-am I okay
If your face is at least average, yes.
Pink is such a good color for a sissy boy, and nice tight striped panties will help show off his butt and his bulge. They're the perfect choice
I-If I dress up for y-you, would you c-cuddle with m-me?
gotta love the Futamis
>tfw not gay
>waist length hair
I like my anons with with short messy hair
REMILIA'S BREASTS ARE NOT THAT LARGE.
THIS IMAGE IS HERESY.
How do you even enjoy /a/?
>in this thread
Definitely! How could I resist such a cute anon wearing such cute clothes? We'd put you in some nice pajamas and I could cuddle with you all night
>i will never be this autistic
that's what we all said
then we just let it happen
just let it in anon
I know, It's just really pretty hair and I like it long. I've been thinking of getting it cut to shoulder length though..
There is not such a thing, anon.
Blame our evolved brains which made us able to even conceive such perfection, but they are not real and never will be no matter how much we wish them to be.
But don't be sad, we have the rest of our lives to come to terms with this true.
I know how you feel. Been here 7 years and yet to turn. These threads do make me long for a femanon though
I don't know
W-Well I might be okay with c-cuddling, anon-kun
>waist length hair
Wow, really? Long hair is fantastic
Oh now look at you! You just want a strong man to hold you in their arms, don't you?
well, have you ever heard of 'the magic of skirts', anon?
In theory it would seem that having a femanon with similar tastes would be great.
You know, I have a hair fetish.
Please describe it in detail if you could?
Color, type, how it feels, smell.
M-Maybe, I don't know...
Yes but you still have to deal with the problem tht is the male penis. Dicks are a turn off for me.
You've gotten so cute all of a sudden anon. Have you ever thought about wearing girly clothes, or what it would be like for a guy to touch you?
Are you trying to arouse me?
uh.. it's very dark brown to the point that it looks black unless you hold it up to a light, thick and wavy, the kind of hair that'll twist in to ringlets at the end if you don't brush it constantly, and like I said it's down to my waist.
I really don't like guys, s-sorry.
I really wish I was a high school girl, though.
>wanting to be a girl
Dammit. Stop this fucking gay shit!
Don't make me kick your effeminate asses.
anon no pls
be more gentle with me ;~;
only a bit
Only if you crush my balls.
I can't help it anon, how could I? There are so many cute anons to play with, how can I ever resist? I just want to dress them all up in cute outfits and tease them all day until they're so turned on they can't stand it
And you're a guy?
How skinny are you?
How does it feel like to be a homophobe?
I think I regret posting in this thread.
That's adorable, anon.
A-Anon, please k-kick my ass~
I miss my shoulder length hair. It used to be so soft and straight; even the female hair dresser was jealous of how perfectly straight it was. Then I got a buzz cut.
I'm sorry, anon, b-but..
I came to you~
Don't drag me into your sick games. I though the 3DPD rule applied constantly but now I see that at the first chance of getting your anuses wrecked you would throw everything through the window and get on your kness.
I trusted you. I am fucking done.
>And you're a guy?
Yeah.. I guess these days I'm more of a genderqueer faggot and kids/people with tact ask me if I'm a guy or a girl a lot
actually I'm kinda chubby but working out and cooking my own healthy food to recover from my 'too broke and busy for anything but instant ramen and canned food' phase
it's not quite that wavy, it doesn't really go up or out, just twists on itself, usually in to ringlets
Verbally abuse me some more, Anon-sama.
Too bad we couldn't have a good valentine's day thread.
>I though the 3DPD rule applied constantly
not all of us are that autistic
some of us are just lonely and gay
>'too broke and busy
Eating "healthy" is both cheap and fast.
You are just a retard.
I want to be Mikus valantine
>I thought the 3DPD rule applied constantly
It's weak this time of year. I'll be back to normal at the end of the month.
That's why he's recovering from his phase, anon
I feel bad enough about letting my weight slip and I'm fixing it. please no bullying
No, you masochist slut. You would enjoy it.
I would have a better of chance of offending you by telling you cute things.
You're damn right I'll enjoy it.
I'm such a dirty, masochistic slut, Anon-sama. Completely filthy and depraved.
Disgusting, a filthy, writhing worm.
I exist only to be stepped on by others.
one thing's nice about it though, my friends call me soft now
Are we continuing this in the archive or in a new thread?
Miku is a computer program. There are copies of her.
My Miku is pure and new.
It's funny because I dumped her.
I'm damn sure I won't let you.
You're such a fair, sinless maiden. Completely pure and virtuous.
Delightful, a pure, delicate dove.
You exist only to be praised by others.
guess what, he'll like that too!
You've already lost, before it even started anon. Traps are unbeatable.
So you guys are going on dates with your /a/nons tomorrow, right?
You're joking, right?