Can we get a corny, comic-sans, anime-themed valentines day card thread?
That hurts to read.
Roses are red, but soon turn black
Thanks for the thought, but you can have this back
In the cosmos includes literally everyplace on earth. The deepest point of the Marianas Trench. Inside an active volcano. At the top of the Eiffel Tower. All are 'in the cosmos', just as much as any random point out in space.
I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Prince Alyusi Islassis
You wouldn't hug her naked there? She's god she can keep you both safe.
More like: It's time for the d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dick.
Why is there a 'from' field if the card already claims it's from Dio?
Go back to tumblr you faggot
You're going to try to put a gun in my boy pussy? That's against the rules of gun safety, anon
Holy fuck kill yourself right now.
These aren't funny. Stop posting.
this is so bad it made me laugh
Violets are blue
Roses are red
THAT BITCH HARIME NUI
GONNA KILL HER DEAD
Am I supposed to print these out and give them to someone?
Don't. They'll make you look even more autistic.
just made this one
This one is actually good. Unlike the rest of the thread.
I wish someone would do that for me...
This was from last year
Will never dimish?
These are pretty cool and shit but please fix your nearly unreadable font.