Which Ghibli film would a class of second-graders enjoy best?
None. Watch Summer Wars instead.
Grave of The Fireflies
Only if I wanted to scar them for life
Spirited away, Howls moving Castle and The Raccoon one(i forgot the name)
POMPOKO YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA!
Ponyo or Howl's Moving Castle.
Shit nigga calm down
None you marathon Evangelion with them.
Are you a teacher? I've TA'd before in eighth-ninth grade history classrooms.
On topic, Spirited Away is probably the best because muh mainstream
Not Miyazaki, but you should make them watch this on a loop.
The cat returns is pretty good
Whats that white stuff on Shinjis hand
Wasn't shinji making a cake
Grave of the Fireflies will teach them a listen. 2nd graders are usually little bitches anyway.
Im a student teacher at a second grade class
Kiki's Delivery Service
No, it was definitely Lasagna
Id if it werent for the fact that its not my class and I don't want ton get in trouble in case parents and stuff
Porco Rosso isn't bad and they won't consider any beastiality undertones
Marathon Mitsudomoe with them
Did you really take the time to write that in LaTeX? Also, what the fuck was that video?
The best cream sauce has a smooth texture, with only the flavours of butter, milk and cream.
It should not be overly starchy, nor granulated.
Princess Mononoke. It's got fightan for the boys and a bad ass princess for the girls. And if it scares them then they're all little bitches who need a good dose of harden-the-fuck-up.
Porco Rosso is the best Ghibli Film
Hopefully it'll get the kids interested in all dat milsurp
None, get those little fuckers some taste by making them watch So Ra No Wo To
I think you mean Gunsmith Cats
I think you meant Samurai Pizza Cats
nigga milk has flavour.
But Summer Wars is shit...
Yeah, you got a point.
>Implying Gunsmith Cats is 2nd grade appropriate
>Implying GC > wotos
If you close your eyes and I put milk in your mouth without telling you what it is (for fuck's sake skip the obvious joke) you wouldn't be able to tell it's milk?
>Summer Wars is shit
Fuck you I enjoyed it.
I'll think it's something ecchi
Would you put your milk in my mouth?
Then you have some seriously defective taste buds.
It'll teach em the values of their 2nd amendment rights and how it protects us from dirty commies and crooked politicians.
SW is an expanded version of the second Digimon film
I would have enjoyed it if it weren't for the whole virtual world part, which is pretty much the focus of the movie.
Yes. It's embarrassingly obvious.
Children growing up
Except the entire US is run by crooked politicians...
Nigga, that's all of our politicians.
>Not teaching kids the horrors of war
>Not teaching kids why daddy swerves when he sees a trashcan on the side of the road
That actually makes sense.
Have to say Im enjoying the shitposting a bit but back on topic, Ive considered Spirited Away and Howl's moving Castle because they're visually engaging and have a compelling story however I wonder if they might be too complicated for them and should stick to something more kid-friendly with Ponyo or My Neighbor Totoro
My motivation is knowing the last movie they watched was a turd
Probably spirited away.
I like you. Why don't you come over to my house and fuck my sister.
What was the last movie?
is she a second grader?
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
>not teaching your kid the basics of firearm safety
>not teaching your kid the glories of czechnology
>no teaching your kid the glories of a Shelby GT500
Madoka Magica: The Beginning Story
I don't know if kids today have the attention span to enjoy something like Totoro. I think Spirited Away is really your safest bet. It's a great movie, you shouldn't be ashamed of going for the most obvious pick.
>implying the OVA goes over any of that shit
All I remember is Colonel Mustang dies
She's whatever you want her to be mate.
CZ75 was shit, though
Im not sure myself but is one of the few Rated as G along with Kiki's Delivery Service and Ponyo.
My only real concern about it is having to explain the concept of a bathouse
>mfw all the parents and children who came to see part 1 came out of the theater
It's a place full of warm bathtubs that people go to when they want to take a nice bath and relax. What else is there to explain?
Important life lesson right there
niggas get killed every day
It'll teach them to value their lives.
Isn't that ultra illegal? Or does it not apply to AFGs?
So you admit it, then
implied nudity with a stranger perhaps?
Perhaps he lives in another country?
If he's american though, the ATF is gonna shove the long arm of the law up his ass.
Let them watch LOTGH to prevent degeneracy happening in their generation unlike ours
Fight the good fight anon
Nah. Spirited away is pretty shit. Porco Rosso and Kiki's are tons better.
When you wheel the school TV into a class full of second-graders their hearts will soar and they will look at each other excitedly.
I don't know. I can't deal with kids and with stupid exaggeration of sexuality taboos myself. I'd probably do it and just say "Yeah, they get naked." with a funny voice if some kid asked me about it.
>>102038my concern is not only kids but like I stated previously, parents. They can make you or brake you
>They can make you or brake you
>make you or brake you
>or brake you
this is who will be teaching our next generation
there is no child friendly ghibli film. They're all made for the parents
>implying he wasn't using brake on purpose meaning that they can put a brake on your career
It's your lack of interpretation and creativity that holds you back anon.
switch the he to she and you got it right anon
>btw, I'm a grill ;) xD
That is an interesting way to look at it though
>Laputa hasn't been mentioned yet.
I fucking love Laputa for some reason and it's a fairly easy story for kids to understand. There's also nothing that could weird them out or raise concern with parents or anything.
fuck off grandpa, its called progress and were here to stay
Kodomo no Jikan is a good series for children.
Ponyo and Spirited away are the most suitable
>Which Ghibli film would a class of second-graders enjoy best?
My Neighbor Totoro or Ponyo