I wish to live in the JoJo world, where everybody is fucking FABULOUS. I can't imagine how unspeakably awesome it would be to get up in the morning and put on my FABULOUS oddly colored clothes that most likely have my name or symbol somewhere on them, put on my weird-color lipstick, and go out and interact with other FABULOUS citizens. It would be so superior to the kind of life I have now.
Not to mention, everyone poses subconsciously. Then after midnight, all stand users gather in an undisclosed location and do everything you've EVER DREAMED OF. DANCE-OFFS, RAVES, SOUL-TRAIN LINES, FIGHT CLUB, STAND-OFFS, KARAOKE, BATTLE OF THE BANDS
JOJO A GO!-GO! MUSIC FEST '08 IT'S A FUCKING PARTY TO REMEMBER!!
Excuse me, I have to go fap.
Best copypasta ever.
No wait, I prefer that one that's 7 posts long and gets me banned every time I post it. But this is a close second.