Happy 91st Yeager edition.
Guess I'll dump all my Shirley pics then.
Even though I only have like 5...
Its the best witch's birthday my friend. Let us rejoice! USA USA USA
Happy birthday Charlotte, best and most underrated Strike Witch.
Trivia: she has the same birthday as Makoto from EVA and pic related.
Why is she so perfect?
previous thread :[458 / 229]
Way to go fuckface.
I wish to impregnate Lyn.
That's not right.
Why does she always smile like that? Is that her trademark or something?
It just shows how confidant she is.
Perrine looks hot in that.
Speaking of Perrine and Shirley, I should be ordering a Yeagar biography today which will go next to my two Clostermann biographies on my bookshelf.
Shirley's smile is supposed to be delicious?
Yes. Amongst other things.
I would let Shirley break my sound barrier, if you know what I mean.
I have to go to work tomorrow, but hopefully I'll get this massive /ak/ unboxing thread done once I get back about 14-16 hours from now.
Shirley has a really cool demeanor.
It makes the cow tits tolerable.
Never been a fan of cow tits but I like Shirley and Lynette. Those I find are the only exceptions. Usually I prefer medium sized boobs like Gertrude or Eila.
There should be a different size of breast for every occasion.
Got a cold or something. Love must be contagious.
So very soft.
Shirley's breasts bring happiness to everyone.
Luchinni is a lucky woman.
I wonder who would win in a battle of confidence.
Shirley, Aurora or H.C.Marseille.
Call me crazy, but I wouldn't exactly call her's cow tits compared to some of the others I've seen on /a/. I will admit, they are big... but they aren't impossibly big.
We already know that Marseille loses.
They're super exaggerated in the anime at least, much more so in the fanart. They're fine in the Fumikane chart.
Aurora may give her a run for her money.
Happy Birthday, best Witch.
They all look so sexy there.
I can't decide who I love most there.
Why is Junko so lovely?
Is she the final boss lesbian I've heard about?
For all the fanart I was expecting much more of Shirley and Trudere in the actual series.
what do you think shimada looks like?
A squid. Apparently.
Ye merry birthday to Shirley!
Long and healthy life to Yeager.
And Junko too.
from the last thread
>Honestly I'm almost 100% sure it's 502nd.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
You got my rationalization for 504th. All you've offered is your gut feeling.
When does she get her own harem?
Some one should send him the 501st emblem to put on his jacket
Haruka is a lesbo rookie compared to the true Queen of Dykes.
I'd like to take this opportunity to announce to the world that I love boobies.
We all do and there is no shame admitting it
I really don't have much Shirley images, so I feel a little bit left out today.
Keep the love alive guys, I'll be lurking.
Same here, except it's Nipa and Lynne for me.
Only Nipa can make huge cowtits look cute.
At this point I'd say just that there are lots of witches who have big breasts and they all look good.
Because all witches are olev!
Why are ShirTrude in Kauhava, Suomus?
Eilanya got so many proper drawings of that. All those two got was a pose made in 3DCG.
It looks like it's just MMD
Those are definitely 3D Custom Girl models.
And what's most commonly used with MMD? 3DCG.
Do you want a prize or something?
Gotta keep it going
Scrapped Princess reference?
It's on my backlog, i'll get to it eventually.
Someone else besides me watched Scrapped Princess?
Happy Birthday, Charlotte.
I'll drink a coke in your honor today.
And eat a hamburger, not that I think about it. It's been forever since I've had one of those.
>you will never drink a Coke with Shirley ;_;
And I'll watch the olympics tonight and scream "USA USA USA USA"
And I'll... What are some other Liberionian things to do?
I want to drive across Europe with Shirley. We would end up drinking around a camp fire where a drunken Shirley takes my virginity.
My Yeager biography is on its way.
That's my fantasy.
Why is pony-tail Shirley so clearly Best Shirley?
This is the one that's coming.
Don't you mean loli rollerblades Shirley?
I would make Shirley a nice fish for breakfast as thank you from the stream next to our tent.
She's a close second, but without the pony-tail... eh...
Best witch literally wins the race of life against all the other witches.
It's a shame no one has drawn the elderly Shirley pic that I've been asking for for the past 2 FUCKING YEARS!
In two years time you could have learned to draw it yourself.
>Northern Europe? Oh, next to North Dakota, wasn’t it?
except i can't becasue I have a muscle defect in my dominant hand.
So after a long time of soul searching I finally realized it
They are wearing pants so it's not embarrassing
Wouldn't that make it your non-dominant hand?
Every time I see this I have to watch this next. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo
Realistically, could we build a working striker unit (not magic fuelled but powerful enough to enable flight).
I'm right handed jackass. meaning it's my dominant hand. I can write ok and such, it's just when i have to fine motor skills such as drawing my hand begins to quiver uncontrollably. It's a nerve disorder.
And that doesn't affect typing?
unless you make it 10 feet long with enough room for an engine, fuel tank and such, then no.
Not on my low budget
Are you fucking kidding me?
>unless you make it 10 feet long
typing isn't a problem. When i have to hold a pencil/pen/chopsticks and concentrate on precision that's when it starts quivering.
I wonder if we'll ever get a Felicia Baumgartner witch design? I imagine her being just as crazy as Shirley when it comes to speed and doing extreme experiments every now and then.
Can't we just put on some water jets and call it a day?
>inb4 shitty music
Lucchini will be so hot when she's older not to mention she's got Shirley's influence so she'll be impulsive as hell.
Damn, add some hand jets and you've got an Iron Man suit of armor.
Adding jets to your hands would be better for balance
Give it a charging flash sound effect and blast assholes with it
meant for >>102021724
Why would you blast assholes if you can fucking fly
Ask Tony Stark.
Iron man a shit
We just want striker unit jets, we don't need a whole suit
Well if someone just offered me an Iron Man suit, I'd be inclined to take it.
Besides, Iron Man/Strike Witches crossover would be excellent.
I'd rip the legs off and just wear them
It's not designed to work with just the leg thrusters. You'd do one hell of a faceplant.
Luchinni's body does weird things to me.
You can't succeed without failing first
With time you get the hang of it
I'd just keep the whole suit. It would be like getting a sports bike, ripping the front forks off and trying to do wheelies everywhere.
I want to cuddle up on the settee with her while we eat some nice Italian food, well cooked calamari or a nicely done lobster as we watch a David Attenborough documentary.
You have some weird priorities dude
How can people see your dick when flying over them if you're fully suited?
Have you ever wanted to be a squirrel?
Something deep inside me stirs whenever I see her.
A 2D squirrel? Yes, other than that it's a no
Wouldn't like to have a face full of nuts
back to the matter at hand
I don't have much Liberion so can't join in on Chuck's big day
I wonder how he's celebrating?
Me neither, so I'll just post the closest thing I have. Lucchini.
He's proably celebrating it like it's his last. Which it very well could be at his age.
Also I think he likes to go up on a P-51 on his birthday a lot too.
go up IN a P-51
>go up on a P-51 on his birthday
Someone should really draw this.
>flying a P-51 at the age of 91
He hasn't flown a P-51 since he was 84. He's nearly legally blind now from old age and his doctors don't want him piloting anymore due to the danger.
So how is it to watch SW while being drunk? Does it really change the experience? If yes I'll have to try it this weekend.
It's more fun to watch if you turn your brain off and drink.
Well that's a shame.
>91 years old
Best case scenario he's having a great big get together with all his family and smiling and laughing as he parties with them.
Worst case scenario he's lying in bed staring at the ceiling and saying aloud "Dear god, please take me now, holy fuck am I old"
If I were him I'd hijack a P-51 and ram it into a Japanese harbor.
Chuck has said himself he loves his life. I think it's the former.
>being immortalized as a witch with a great can and a nice pair of jogs
Who wouldn't be love that?
So what do you guys have planned for Valentine with your witch?
I'm gonna get drunk with my friends and watch episode 7 of both seasons after that. I wanna chat/roleplay with that Erica Hartmann on facebook too.
No, considering what I've read, I think Chuck is probably having a nice quiet celebration with his wife, his closest friends, and immediate family who didn't siphon money from his military pension or whatever that sad business was.
It's the kind of party where it's small but it's probably really nice or fun, not an event. The kind of party where you wish you could be there to trade stories with him as you sit in the sunshine... or inside depending on the weather. The man probably wants to lead somewhat of a private life, but he wants to continue to fulfill personal hobbies and goals.
I thought we where friends
>chat/roleplay with that Erica Hartmann on facebook
The epitome of cancer
I don't want to give Trude to Shirley.
Be sick and stay in bed half the time. I can't even be cuddly at all.
What an awful time to have a cold.
holy shit are you me?
WOW TWO PEOPLE HAVE COLD AT THE SAME TIME
MUST BE THE SAME PERSON!
>what is a figure of speech
Both of you cancerous shits fuck off
Is today 'Murica day?
Don't worry, Francie. Someday...
DFC witches should be fucking happy about their DFC!
Wise words anon.
502 has so many cuties.
I wonder what Nipa's tail tastes like.
I'd post that image with Hanna gnawing on it, but I can't find it ;_;
probably like weasel.
Tails are not for tasting, they're for stroking and tickling things with.
No, I meant that other image with Hasse munching on Nipa's tail.
A piece of fanart, not Fumikane stuff.
Sasha and Hasse disagree; Nipa's tail is for tasting.
Thank you, my life is now complete.
502nd needs to get a full anime, badly.
All that potential.
isn't this the same artist?
Will S3 be 502nd? 504th? Or something completely different?
Only time will tell.
Memorial day of Dresden bombing
S3 504. S4 502.
N-no! She's not l-lewd, she's pure!
Dunno. >>102030255 has never been on pixiv and that picture yours has been deleted from pixiv.
But the artist for yours pic is http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=336690
S5 Minna x Mio
As followed >>102030449
Too bad I'll have too much work all fucking day
yeah...right...that's why Fumikane drew her like this and even stated he drew her in much lewder situations for his personal "amusement".
Money on 502nd. Humi likes them more.
Humi fucking loves Georgette. Apparently he has a ton of porn of her.
It's upsetting because I want.
maybe I make her some Palatschinken
Can you imagine the amount of Fumikane's semen she's covered in?
> Socks on
Now that's how I like my Georgie.
do you want the porn or Georgette
Find out where Humikane lives.
Infiltrate his house.
Steal his Georgette porn stash.
You will be forever remembered as a hero.
didn't he proclaim her his waifu or something?
Crazy fucking Minna.
>Find out where Humikane lives.
find out where his mom lives
I plan on it, son.
Minna is love
Eila is his waifu and Georgette is his mistress.
What a bitch
What about Niii
His other mistress?
>having mistresses in the first place
Nipa is Sasha's property. Learn that, or you will learn to fear the orussian bear.
>not knowing that having multiple mistresses is the essence of Strike Witches
Pretty low. Mistresses shouldn't exist!
I want to see Heidi's bear
You know I'm on point with my Null.
why is she so perfect
best sex position
Especially with loli.
back to the topic at hand.
Here's somthing you all can make yourselves.
I wish I could post bearhello.swf
I like the older Heidi too
This is the only acceptable depiction of Heidi's bear.
Oh god I just want to be Heidi's friend ;_;
I want to smell her boots.
They don't even fit her striker unit, she needs to take them off whenever she needs to fly
So they don't smell as much sweat as they need to
Collect stamps and do that with Prinzessin instead.
Just imagine the amount of semen or whatever it is that girls produce that that bear's covered in.
I want to love Heidi more and more and more, in fact I never want to stop loving her
>whatever it is that girls produce
Scientists up to this date are still trying to figure it out
I want to be the bear
I want her to be mean to me.
2d girls produce sunshine and lollipops.
3d produces gross....stuff.
I want her to step on my dick
Nope, 2D girls produce hopes and dreams.
You're right about 3D though.
Nipa is mine!
Stop right there piss wanker.
Nipa is Suomus national treasure.
This image always makes me think of the Sorrow from MGS.
Why most you ruin my hopes and dreams?
>penis going into the cervix
I never understood this.
no monster cock detected
...and I'm back.
Figures another big package would arrive today. Gonna have to do another set before I can begin. Seems it will finally happen tonight though.
Either I forgot how to read or I don't know what the hell you're talking about
What did you just say to me you little bitch?
How do Jane and Dom make love?
They just cuddle.
What an angel.
Also like this.
Need sleep this is my last bump
And since today is valentine you should be planning something special for your witch, she will love it as long you do it with love
I really wanted to see reverse version of this, but I can't draw, so here's what I came up with.
I wonder what Helma would do to impress Trude today.
She's just going to piss herself again in excitement/embarrassment again like she always does.
Why today? Wasn't it Shirley's birthday?
Valentine's Day, anon. A girl's got to slip a love letter in her favorite senpai's locker.
SOAKED IN PISS!
Don't worry anon. I'm sure she'll get plenty of attention on her birthday.
I'm sure it won't be like last year where the thread died half way through.
can you imagine this coming at you to give you an huge glomping embrace.
TOO DAMN HOT!
Here's a random thought: most of the Shirley images ITT are reposts saved from imageboards. Only a few are from pixiv, a couple are from zerochan (seriously?), some have unique filenames and only one is from a booru.
Not much of the new birthday art is getting posted.
Different witches have different fandoms, it seems.
A lot of the birthday art is better off not mentioned.
I'm trying not to fap so I've avoided pixiv today.
Delicious Shirley. Nyouh muh god.
This not so much.
I had this in my file selected dammit.
This is one of the best.
And best breasts.
Here it comes!
LOOKIT DAT BUTT.
This one too.
Have fun Cocain.
I'm going sleep.
Is that a MaDuse she's holding? She needs to carry that more often into battle.
I so wish i could get this. being a poorfag sucks so much...
Previous buyfag thread
Current thread is still going, afterwards please suggest which one should be scanned first.
Pinch those pennies, she's definitely worth it!
>suggests pinching pennies when I have NO INCOME.
Pinch them out of peoples couches.
>thinks anon will go out of his own house, much less go to other people's houses and ask to rummage through their couches.
I apologize in advance to any of you guys who read this, but I've got a problem.
Sanya's been my waifu for a while now. Not as long as some people, but I've loved her since I've seen the show. However, I've got a bit of a purity complex and I dread seeing anyone show her lewdly. This includes myself, and I don't fap to her. I even got laughed out of /a/ a few months ago when I mentioned it.
Now I also at the same time consider myself as having an addiction to masturbation, at least to an extent. But recently, around the past month, I've been dwelling on this quite a bit. I Do still fap, but its never to Sanya. and every time I feel more and more guilty.
This is why I turn here. You guys know how any of the witches feel better than anyone else. I feel bad for her and I want to respect her, but I don't want to degrade her like many others have and I know if she was here right now, she would reject me.
I would appreciate any advice on this. Again, I apologize. I realize this is quite a blog. I realize to many people this could be pretty pathetic. Its just been eatong me out inside because there's no way I know what she would say
She's 2D she'll never know you are, ever. Just go ahead and fap to her. Just pretend you're doing it int eh missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Oh I think she'd say something along the lines of сука блять
Don't worry, your not alone. Stick to what you believe, even if other people think its stupid.
Well, you sound sincere. There is no universal advice to something as personal as that. I can imagine anyone with waifu like Sanya holding purity in really high value. Examine your values and you should find your answer.
If you're looking for peer support - don't. However, I can say I had a similar dilemma with my waifu like a decade ago.
it's pasta you newfags
that's kind of what I was thinking. I mean should I choose to do it, I would avoid demeaning her more at the veey least
you have no idea how tough it was for me to get the translation of that...
the thing is I have no idea what I believe is right to her. If I come to a conclusion that what I do is distasteful after I do it, I can never take it back. she will always be defiled. its tough to take that step
>never been posted before
its not pasta you asshole... I've been struggling with this a lot
I guess you're right. I've always been a people pleaser and I definitely don't want to turn away the girl I love. even if she would never be able to think one way or the other. its tough to even realize what I think its right
>not knowing suka blyat without a translation
I don't even know which cyrllic language that is, but I still certainly know what it means.
You're too innocent for the internet. Like Sanya.
I understand a lot of what you're going through. I've struggled a lot with my feelings and respect for Erica. It's hard when you see the most beautiful and attractive girl in the world and then try not to perverse that beauty.
I guess my first advice is don't ever let yourself fap to her if you know it will make you feel terrible - find something, anything else instead. That's just damage control though. It doesn't really do anything with the problem. You're probably not going to easily be able to depose your 'sex drive' - it's just part of your mind. If you feel that masturbation is an issue for you (that's for you to decide, I know a lot of the times it feels a bit disgusting and pointless and I wish I could stop) then perhaps you should try to cut down. That's a very large obstacle though. Perhaps think of arousal as a form of aggression - it's something that takes over your thoughts, and needs to be sated. Try to divert that aggression towards something else. Play shooter games and try to avoid any other thoughts - things like that. Nothing cerebral, just fast and satisfying. That's what masturbation is.
Try to dwell on the sort of relationship you want to have with Sanya. Make promises. If you can't keep them, and you really love her, you'll probably feel some unbearable shame that will at least somewhat motivate you to never repeat such a thing again. Understand it's a gradual process, you're going to fall sometimes. The goal is to end higher than where you started.
ok here's where I stand
I typically fap on a daily basis. at new years I decided to not do it for as long as I can and lasted just 9 days. after a few times of doing it less but still doing it, I started thinking about sanya at night. I felt guilty that I was fapping to some random girls that weren't her.
I just feel like she wouldn't be happy that while I say I love her, I'm fapping to other girls instead. I want to keep her pure, but I want to keep her happy. if I did fap to her, I would dedicate myself slowly to her. it would be tough but I'm willing to commit myself.
however, if I fap to her, I can never take that back. if I regret it in any way, I just can't go back. I would never look at her as the pure girl I love. I don't mind the commitment but its a commitment nonetheless
I'm sure I'm rambling at this point and I'm not going to get a sure answer. I mostly was thinking that if I did take the plunge, valentines day would be a great day to do it
Stay away from porn of her. Trust me. Whatever idealized visions of it you might have in your mind will be broken when you realize it's all badly drawn fat men and you end up feeling like garbage for nothing.
If your imagination is good, try to just think about being with her. It's more intimate in a way - it's entirely your thoughts, you can proceed at your own pace, you won't feel so guilty.
All the choices are up now. Be warned that it is heavy on the Shirley x Gertrude. It was her day after all.
I know I've seen a pic similar to this with Sanya before, anyone have it?
Would fit the current topic nicely.
unfortunately I do not. it seems like it would be a great fit for me though, considering this is the lewdest thing I'm willing to get about her
do you happen to mean the one where she's got the nazi wristband dragging you to the trains?
best advice I've gotten all night
You better have made her happy on Valentine's day. I did because I love her.
I'm doing anything in my power that I can, but im not capable of much. I'm probably going to play some music that she would like and watch a few strike witches episodes
just watched episode 6 and actually teared up a little when she first showed up. its been too long
Sounds to me like ur a faget with personal issues who wants to be perfect.
I'm not perfect. but sanya is. why are you so mean to sanya all the time? you used to be cool...
Because your problem is extremely pathetic psychological issue about an anime girl you've grown attached to. It's not even about Sanya, it's about you.
>However, I've got a bit of a purity complex and I dread seeing anyone show her lewdly.
That's a problem. You're picturing this perfect creature who you barely know anything about and have given her this picture perfect image. That already is a problem.
>This includes myself, and I don't fap to her. I even got laughed out of /a/ a few months ago when I mentioned it.
Because that's fucking retarded. Yes it exists, yes other people than you have that problem but it's a mental issue. You don't want to fap to someone you love because it would ruin the perfection? The fuck? Some women would prefer you fap to them than porn.
>I feel guilty when I fap
That's your problem, not a fictional characters.
>You guys know how any of the witches feel better than anyone else
Fictional characters don't feel other than what personality they've been given and the information we know. Any sexual feelings outside of those we explicitly know, we don't.
How does this make you feel knowing she is unfaithful to Eila?
Welp, I leave SW threads for two weeks and this shit happens. Maybe in a few days
I guess I should be mad but you're mostly right. I'm a pussy, wimp, and a bitch all in one. of course I have problems. pretty much anyone out there with a waifu has problems.
I came to help and you gave me medicine. I get that. but you seem like a really synical asshole about it. you could have easily made your point with using a lighter tone about it.
the first times I came to these strike witches general threads a while back, I saw you and you really seemed like a cool guy too. recently though it seems like you're just mad and that you have this deep hatred for sanya. I can only imagine you would be courteous even, if I felt this way about, say lynne. or perrine. or trude
Don't let normalfags get you down, if you bend to them the whole board suffers. Granted blogging is bad, but any sort of discussion is better than just image dumping, and i'm being just as bad by replying. Don't sweat it too much.
I never meant to hijack the thread. I posted hoping for maybe 1 or 2 replies and people showed up. I'm going to bed anyways, after what wallpaper guy said I feel pretty depressed
>though it seems like you're just mad and that you have this deep hatred for sanya.
I don't have a problem with any witch. I don't "hate" any witch, I don't dislike any witch more than another. They all have their qualities and faults.
Yes I'm a fuck, but I don't mean it personally - it's just how I speak/type. It's aggressive but I really mean it in a passive way.
However, don't fucking come in here with your problems expecting people to lick your strawberry with happiness when you do something this entire board hates.
If you want perspective, I had a similar issue about fapping to Korbo. Then I realized I only had a problem with it because I was being affected by fucktard on this board saying "no guise rly fapping to your waifu is bad guise respect". So I stopped giving a shit and do it occasionally out of "love".
Get a grip on yourself, Mr. Rogers.
Every time there's you're not taking it easy in SW threads, Nipa crashes. Please think of Nipa.
Going to bed now. see you all later.
KEEP THE SHIRLEY BIRTHDAY LOVE GOING FOR ME!
Well I fucked that up quickly. Guess one shouldn't post after just 2 hours of sleep.
Nipa will be fine. she always survives her crashes.
We all know that, but it still hurts her.
That's what you think!
Nipa is so creative.
and not only her.
>See plane crash
>Remember when I saw a Nipa on War Thunder crash trying to take off
The Nao-Index is high, post Nao!
so why is Nao so underrated?
she's adorabe as fuck but when people talk about the 502 it's mostly Nipa.
Has it been confirmed that Nipa is going to be in S3?
also have a pic of Nipa on the toilet.
Haw. Trying to cover her woozles.
a Hanna is fine too
continuing with witch-kids
Conveniently placed bag.
Nope, but I struggle to see why they would get such a highly credited VA if she wasn't. Also all of the 502nd Humi has being doing is a bit supportive.
Some Georgie x Nipa
some more of that
Aleks' face when.
guess I'll just dump some more random 502 stuff
What the hell
is Edytha a Werekitsune?
Wererapist who Krupi fears.
So every full moon Krupi becomes the little girl?
/ss/, man. It's a powerful thing.
everyone loves Georgette.
Me on the left.
You're a rabbit?
I like snuggles.
So yeah, everyone loves Georgie.
sometimes she's feared too
Final Georgie because I have to go now.
She's not underrated or underloved, it's just that... Nipa is overrated.
I like Nao a lot too, would cuddle while we read and discuss books.
On the subject of books I have decided to collect biographies of 501 so far I have three down and nine more to go. Are there any biographies that are going to be nigh on impossible to obtain? I know Eila's is out of print at the moment and there's a lot of money asking for it but I might just get Billy Bishop's next, Lynette's archetype.
Oh god my heart
These are too much
Nao is the cutest witch. You know this to be true in your heart.
I hate Valentine's Day.
Shirley's not your valentine?
Aw, don't be like that Trude, you might get an imouto today.
This is where your logic fails: Heidimarie and Prinzessin also have very highly credited VAs.
All across different squads.
You should be the ones who are mean to Prinzessin.
Prinzessin a shit.
>(I is the job) Woippy Valentine this picture, boy Ace Appendix 3/26 selling, I'm a cut of Strike Witches schedule notebook. The shared by 12 people of various surface + Shizunatsu of 501 a year. Stay tuned or allocated to which character the events of each month
...so an artbook of the 501st by different artists for a certain character each month?
Or is he saying that he's announcing who's going to be in it?
not ending the thread's image limit with a Shirley pic. you guys have no decency.
You could always start a new thread.
There's plenty of pictures out there we haven't posted yet.
Sorry, she's not relevant anymore.
You could always start a new thread, this one is dead with image limit reached and no discussion going on.
Look at this ⑨.
So no new thread?