Man arrested and charged with child pornography possession for buying a doll.
Why are muh children people incapable of critical thinking?
>“You talk about it in training, but when you actually come across it and you get an investigation dealing with that, then it’s quite shocking to see it.”
Why is Canada such a socialist shithole?
>Why are muh children people incapable of critical thinking?
I don't know, ask your blog followers
>Published on Fri Mar 15 2013
How is this /a/ related?
Jealous of our Freedom, world?
That nigger actually followed /a/'s guide to buying a loli doll? lel
Slowpoke as fuck, man.
>A woman in Canada saw his comments and informed the police
Why are you still living in the 1st world, /a/?
It's getto daze time~!
>american police are so incompetent they make judgements based off of a random woman from another country
Hadn't noticed that. Heh, fuckin' Canada. Gonna need a new image for shitposting whenever Americans talk about freedom though.
The rest of the world says its great
until you actually start living there
Decent internet connection?
Dunno, rest of the world sounds pretty great to me
Just make american dollars via the internet and own guns and never leave the house. That's basically all I do in the first world.
I dunno, but I want off the ride.
Btw, is that the same guy that I read about in an article before that had to do with "sex robot ethics?"
>10 years in jail for trolling
Could you imagine if shitposting came with such draconian consequences?
The american dream is an idea that STILL persists even after all these years
The 3rd world also thinks yurop is the white people's paradise. People is oblivious to the fact the continent is plagues with arabs, blacks and others
This. Internet in China was godawful.
America has the worst speed/cost ratio for internet in the world, or close to it. I love the US but our internet is fuckin batshit.
I just don't want to die in this shit country filled to the rafters with fucking imbeciles.
Paris sounds like a lovely place to live.
>I just don't want to die in this shit country filled to the rafters with fucking imbeciles.
>Paris sounds like a lovely place to live.
>a tourist trap/national capital of an industrialized nation sounds like a lovely place with no imbeciles
You've never been to a capital city of any sort, much less lived there, have you?
If you have a shit load of money, anywhere that's not North Korea will be nice to live.
I'm not fond of ever leaving my house other than to admire snow.
I think a large part of that has to do with the fact that some places-- like Bumfuck Nowhere, Alabama-- are still of fucking dial up or whatever and bring down our national internet speed average.
It's also because the US is fucking massive compared to places with "good" internet speed, such as South Korea, where it's much easier to have everything networked because of the proximity of it all.
>A 47 year old man
and to think I considered going to canada
You don't have to be all the way out in Bumfuck Nowhere to be stuck with dialup or similar levels of lameness. My parents live within easy commuting distance of Columbus, Ohio and yet they have no options for internet besides dialup and this janky long-range wireless nonsense that, while certainly better than dialup, is still miles behind proper internet connections. If they lived on the connected street just a half mile away they could get Time Warner, but nope, can't run a line down their actual road.
The infrastructure is just total ass anywhere even slightly outside the actual limits of a proper city.
How's it feel being under surveillance by the NSA?
>implying canada isn't under NSA surveillance too
You think America is just gonna let you guys sit adjacent to them without makin' sure they have all their bases covered?
Maybe it was a rozen maiden.
But everywhere is now under surveillance by the NSA
I have to get around to encrypting all my shit.
Good. I hope they send the rest of you autist to ASS RAPE prison along with that nigger Thadeus.
>He thinks NSA only spies on America
Sure is naive.
>recently bought something similar
>live in Sweden
At least I can browse /a/ in jail.
Canada, what happened to you? You used to be cool.
>and the CIA/FBI, and MI*, and whatever the KGB are calling themselves this week, and...
It's silly that what bothers me most about this is
"still, beating hearts"
It's fucking "still beating hearts". As in, hearts that are still beating since they're so fresh from the chest. If the hearts are still, then they can't fucking be beating now can they?
At least that translator guy got off the hook for having lolicon.
this thread was spammed to fuck when it was new
old news is old.
God damn the Matrix was a terrible movie. But I feel like watching it again.
>he seriously believes that encrypting his hard drive will protect him from police
>not knowing how to circulate blood by flexing veins
>waifus now illegal
No, trying to bring your waifu into the 3d world is.
> implying the police aren't actually technologically retarded
3d world is too shitty for my waifu.
>Implying that works in your favor
If didn't let your dick control your life, you wouldn't have to worry about this happening to you.
The police themselves maybe, but they hire companies that specializes in decryption who aren't.
My hard drive is encrypted by a false-bottom drawer...
Okay, I'm screwed, time to start smashing hard drives.
So all I have to do is break the tower and cut the power cord.
Then give them the finger.
>People is oblivious to the fact the continent is plagues with arabs, blacks and others
An american saying this gets me every time. America is literally built up on minorities, you have more minorities of every kind than any other country in the world. Seeing people from a country like that trying to bash countries with 88% white population (the UK) or above the 90%s (scandinavian countries), is ridiculous. American whites aren't even 50% of american people
>implying smashing hard drives will do anything
Actual Canadafag here.
The reason loli and shota shit is illegal here is because some random asshat in the seventies molested a bunch of little boys and when they rided his house they found a bunch of books and comics that had CP as the main focus and basically a shit ton of shota content. So the courts basically equated reading fictional material with sexually assaulting a minor from that point on.
It's fucking retarded, but that's how it is.
Doesn't stop me from reading loli shit on Sadpanda but I doubt I would risk actually importing something physical.
We're talking about some basement dwelling random anon encrypting their hentai/lolicon shit that gets randomly searched for some reason, like a 1 in 10000000 chance. The police aren't going to spend thousands of dollars trying to decrypt their hard drive. And it's impossible anyway if you use decent encryption software (unless they beat the shit out of you for the password).
tor's compromised too. the era of the pedophile is finally at an end unless you're a russian probably.
All these kinds of faggots do is ruin things for everyone else.
I just want to kill every last one of these faggots nice and slowly with satanic powers.
>unless they beat the shit out of you for the password
That's why you use: http://www.truecrypt.org/docs/hidden-volume
Bear in mind it's still good idea to maintain the fake volume. I encrypt as a matter of course just in case a hard drive fails in warranty and I want a replacement.
>le mad thad face
Thad kept his loli on a usb stick that he literally left in a public library. Doesn't get more retarded than that.
>press freedom ranking
Wow, what a meaningful ranking system.
How do you even measure that besides 'muh opinions'?
I'll just stick with a nice convenient laptop that I can blast to smithereens with a nearby shotgun.
Then give them the finger.
He didn't encrypt shit
What is that supposed to mean? Thad got arrested because he admitted to possessing child pornography on Facebook and ended up really having it. Don't even try to defend that idiot.
things/do not click/cp
Not to mention he posted about it on facebook. Retard was asking to be arrested.
How the fuck did the police crack that.
>Don't even try to defend that idiot
All my THIS.
And then the police just saunter over to your ISP and ask them who the guy downloading illegal content is and they point their fingers in your direction.
Mcmichael claimed this post was a joke
>get arrested for loli
>go to court
>call the judge a newfag and the jury plebs
They can get past "/do not click" protection? What the hell?
>letting yourself get locked up for a decade just so that you can spew epic meme at the judge and jury
Ooooh im making a costanza face right now at your post. I am saying I SHIGGY DIGGY out loud right now.
>must be some secret pedophile code
>let's look it up and see where it leads us
saving pictures of traps and cover images from sadpanda is illegal in canada
Kill them, kill myself, make a deal to come back as a demon and torment their family for eons just because their ancestors were moralfags.
Don't piss me off.
>not tormenting your own family
I'm p sure all of 4chan would be jail.
>make a deal to come back as a demon
It's usually characters that haven't sinned that get to do this. Sinners wouldn't have anything to bargain with.
As a different anon, I use my parents internet. Theoretically I could claim there's no proof it was me.
Possession is 9/10 of the law.
What a fucking nerd.
Paint the doll black
I shall offer my most precious childhood pink teddy to the Godhand.
Forgive me Cotton Candy Bear.
>if something happens it was /v/
Good thing I'm not a dirty Canadian.
>implying i won't do it while wearing a guy fawkes mask and a doge shirt
>Obama in charge of not being a dictator
There is literally nothing wrong with being Canadian.
>I use my parents internet.
>A pedophile that specializes in minorities
Yeah that'd make things so much better
All jokes aside, the police aren't retarded.
If they get a lead on someone downloading illegal media and care for whatever reason and they show up to a house where someone has recently "disposed" of a computer and is claiming that they don't use the internet at all despite living in that household and that it's definitely their parents who love lolis and shotas they're going to think something's up.
On top of that I seriously doubt your parents would go to jail for you. On TOP of that, people who
>Possession is hurrrrrrrr
Aren't very bright so I doubt you'd be able to dodge them for long enough after that even if your retarded plan worked to being with.
Get a good lawyer?
>Flat chested women considered paedo material in AUS
>Most of my porn is flat chested women and I even dated a girl with small boobs once
I don't think someone who uses their parents internet is going to get a good lawyer.
>not defending yourself
Just claim that it's a joke.
Well if Sweden is fine with this I'm sure they're fine with some harmless nerd buying a doll
>literally being a fullblown sexual predator pedophile
u wot m8
This plan just might be flawless.
I doubt someone who lives with their parents is going to get a good lawyer.
I also doubt many lawyers would be willing to represent the legal equivalent of a sex offender.
Lawyers also don't help very much when you've definitely without any doubt at all broken the law.
glad I don't watch pedo moeshit and only come here for one piece
Why do people feel the need to do this horrible shit to him? What did he do to anyone?
You might think his doll is disgusting or whatever, but it's an entirely different and unacceptable step to deem that he should be arrested and treated like a criminal just because you find it disgusting.
Get around to it.
>Without a doubt
That's the thing. Criminal law is "beyond reasonable doubt".
You might have a chance if they don't have a hard drive you own presented as evidence.
What the fuck, Sweden?
But what if I jack it to oppai loli?
>coming to /a/ specifically for lolis in one-pieces
Pedo detected. Get vanned, faglord.
Get ready for jail you sick fuck.
Wow, you really can blame Canada.
Yes it's the woman in Canada's fault that police in another country arrested a minor based off of her claims.
I'm pretty sure if I called the Italian police right now and said some random asshat in Rome was planning to bomb some places, they'd hang up.
It's even more shitty when you consider that it was the 70s. Just imagine how much worse it's going to get once the feminists take over. When this story originally broke, I remember reading about a committee that was trying to draft a law for human-robot sexual relations before sexbots became an actual thing.
Nothing wrong with that.
I should be fine, I avoid loli. I have some doujins that incidentally might be under 18, since when do you find characters actually out of school? I guess maybe I should shred a couple of things.
No I'm pretty sure he'd get tortured by the Italian police.
>I remember reading about a committee that was trying to draft a law for human-robot sexual relations before sexbots became an actual thing.
Oh man, I can see many people committing mass sudoku over this.
>"beyond reasonable doubt".
It would be unreasonable to think you didn't
That's like saying "you might have a chance of not being arrested for committing a murder if there's no body but you recently purchased a gun, rope, cinderblocks, and boat rental all on top of literally telling the missing person that you wanted them dead multiple times before they went missing".
>I have some doujins that incidentally might be under 18
You really think the police give a shit about that? As soon as they see those satanic drawings you'll be in the shit.
The kicker? Their reasoning for not wanting sexbots to become a thing: it objectifies women.
Needless to say, my day was ruined, if not my week.
So this is how the NEET revolution will start.
B-but muh Hoshizora no memoria is art!
It really doesn't help these days that young girls look older than they are as well.
I've seen 14 year olds with dat ass, man
>my day was ruined, if not my week
So why aren't fleshlights outlawed? It's a literal objectification of the vag
so nothing new basically
the truth is that they're scared to have actual competition done by sexbots because that would mean that in order to not lose their assets as women they'd have to stop being shit, which is unacceptable for western women
i don't think this is going to actually happen. if there's a market for it, feminazis can bitch all they want but it'll get sold anyways because that's the law of capitalism basically
If I remember correctly, in the thread many anons were pointing out the irony of the existence of sex toys, in particular dildos.
>Women literally afraid of becoming obsolete
I mean it's pretty much already happened in Japan, it's why they have a shit birthrate. Japanese women are hella mad because men literally refuse to have sex with them because there are easier alternatives.
Why not the rest of the world.
>the truth is that they're scared to have actual competition done by sexbots because that would mean that in order to not lose their assets as women they'd have to stop being shit
Right? It reminds me of the protests Hugh Hefner had to deal with when he was advertising Playboy. All the protestors were fat and ugly as shit.
my favorite part of this story is how the cops said they were glad to get the doll "of the streets" like it was a brick of cocaine or something.
>Why not the rest of the world
Jap girls also happen to be fucking ugly. So there's that.
tumblr feminazis are the kind of cunts who would hate a harem MC even if he was a cool fun guy who just wanted to make his girls happy wouldn't they?
Are you actually safe with that? I feel like I have to use a VPN just for 4chan browsing with all the ridiculous shit people get arrested for in this cold shit hole.
>Girls won't have sex with me
>Girls want to make it so I can't have sex with fake robot girls
Well what the fuck?
I hear it's not only betafags but the women don't want to be tied down either, which is fair enough because I'd hate to be tied down myself.
They'll have to go full Appleseed and make Bioroids eventually
Well maybe if they got better dentistry it wouldn't be so bad.
If more places mandated the Sailor Fuku it would help too.
my mother went to some sex toy seminar for the fuck of it (no pun intended) and they went on and on and on about how plastic dicks empowered women. When my mother talked about sex toys for men, regarding them as fascinating (she didn't knew about them at the time) everyone said that they were disgusting and wrong because they somehow harmed women.
The conclusion was that she gifted me a tenga flip hole she got from one of the companies in the seminar and god damn it was awkward receiving it but i don't regret it one bit
might as well move to japan and start administering some vitamin D
>Japanese women are hella mad because men literally refuse to have sex with them
You say that like Japanese women don't do the exact same thing to men.
The images can be seen without touching the cookies or anything, so it isn't safer.
On the bright side a lot of people, normals included, are getting sick of feminist shit.
And even if by some miracle that lot is still in power by the time the technology is ready for mass production, they will just be re-branded as cooking appliances or something along those lines to fuck with how the laws were worded.
There is simply was too much money to be made in sexbots for anyone to give into silly laws or drive it into the black market.
> thad claimed it was art
>10 years in jail for trolling
>Could you imagine if shitposting came with such draconian consequences?
We all get to do what we do here anyway, just live under state-funded roof, on the taxpayer money
Preferrably in Norway, where prisons have to have single-person cells, with internet and television
You know, it could be kind-of good...
Are there more of these?
Hypocrisies and double standards.
That and the fact that "they" are jealous their own people aren't making a male sexdroid for them.
Your mom got you an onahole?
Stop having impure thoughts, anon.
Isn't it dentistry that's partially causing this?
Of course, I don't mean that actually, but the proliferation of plastic surgery means that women whose genetic code says "Not that great in the looks department" actually end up looking prettier than those with genes for "quite attractive", since plastic surgery just puts them into the 9.5/10-would-marry-but-have-nagging-doubts-about-sameface category.
So, young girls gets sexier while old hags gets uglier because they shit their lives away. And then they bitch about it.
Listen bud, you don't think scientists could create a sex android that was more hotter than the hottest white woman.
Science can do anything.
>Are you actually safe with that
Sure? Nobody here gives two shits as long as you aren't a vocal asshole/retarded about it.
Plus, due to a retarded incident that I won't go into detail about I was reported for having loli by someone on 4chan, but the claim either had not traction or they didn't give a shit because I haven't heard a thing about it in the couple of months or so it's been since it happened.
But I'm sure they will.
as weird as it sounds, yes. she did.
she's quite the weird mother, but i actually like that. Even watches anime from time to time. Really liked psycho-pass.
>14 year olds
Shit son, they are probably used goods by then.
I've seen 9 year olds with dat ass. I also overheard a (young-looking herself) mother in a cashier line-up talking about how her 9 year old daughter already knew everything about how babies are made and was talking openly about it. The future scares me.
I'm talking about as basic as braces, and even we use them.
They say crooked teeth are cute, so they presumably don't bother correcting them on children.
They want to make sure you remain miserable and alone for the rest of time just because you couldn't make it. That's how this world works.
It's called hypocritical fucking bitches just like a good majority of every faggot overdeveloped monkey on this rotating shithole.
I truly fucking hate people.
And that's when you know they'll start talking about how male sexdroids are liberating while female sexdroids should still be banned because it's degrading.
>The future scares me
I don't know Anon that future doesn't sound so bad to me.
Oh, the "crooked teeth are cute" thing. Yeah, what the fuck is up with that?
>a lot of people... are getting sick of feminist shit
Got anything to back that up? I'm always looking for ammunition.
>couple of months
It takes longer than that for the case to proceed.
In my case, it took a year before they arrested me.
Because it's a youthful quality. You how much the Japanese love youth.
I fucking hate everything
>mfw I live in iran and this isn't a problem for me
It is perfection, anon.
>Mfw you live in Iran and you have no cute little white girls
One problem leaves, another shows up.
Checkmate cis patriarchy, down with male equality.
You know what to do.
25 is an old hag.
Must be not even worth living after that age over there.
It's not worth living at all.
If we don't get sexbots I might just stock up on different fleshlights.
It's been way too many years since I last had 3D sex
At least they can never take my waifu away. They can sneer and look down on me, but they can't take her away.