Help Anon i have just came in my eye.
Sorry, too busy fappiFUCK, MY EYE
Help Anon i just spat on my monitor.
amateurs need to lear- OH GOD MY EYE
Help Anon, I need new pants.
Haha what a lose- OHGOD MY EYE FELL INTO MY DICK. IT'S IN MY URETHRA. THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER.
That hurts like a bitch. I suggest flushing it out with warm water and finding a better semen receptacle. Tissue, used underpants, girl's mouth... whatever.
Idiots. Its obvious you have to come in your ear, not in your eye.
I hit the ceiling once which is about 2 meters over my head.
I make Pico look like an amateur.
Cum in your mouth, not in your hands.
If you're flexible, you can cum in your ass.
I shot my eye once too on accident, now I'm afraid to aim for the chest.
Just get a damned towel or something. This isn't a hard problem to solve.
How am I supposed to help, exactly? I'm certainly not licking it out, if that's what you're asking.
how the fuck you can do that? step by step tutorial please
Step 1: Buy celery.
Step 2: Eat tons of celery
Step 3: Drink 4 glasses of water
Step 4: Wait several hours
Step 5: Fap as usual
Step 6: Aim at eye
Step 7: ???
Step 8: PROFIT
1. Don't fap for a short (like, one day at most) period of time so you can build up some pressure.
2. Come while aiming towards your chest.
4. OH GOD MY EYE!
Wait, what's the celery for?
>one day at most
One day is not enough. One week and you will cum buckets, literally.
Increases production of semen.
I thought it was eggs.
Am I the only one who faps into my hand then eats it? No fuss no muss.
One day is more than enough to hit yourself in the eye.
HELP ANONYMOUS I CAN'T BREATH CHEST WON'T STOP CONVULSING I HATE LAUGHING I CAN'T STOP FUCK YOU
I didn't fap for 2 weeks once (Had visitors over) and when I did, oh lawd.
Best Code Geass doujin ever.
If it is eggs, I'll eat them ever morning.
>>10200773 ever morning
Did you mean "mourning"?
>I'll eat them, ever mourning.
That... actually works as a sentence. lol.