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Help Anon i have just came in my eye.
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Sorry, too busy fappiFUCK, MY EYE
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Help Anon i just spat on my monitor.
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amateurs need to lear- OH GOD MY EYE
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>>10199818

Help Anon, I need new pants.
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lol
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Haha what a lose- OHGOD MY EYE FELL INTO MY DICK. IT'S IN MY URETHRA. THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER.
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That hurts like a bitch. I suggest flushing it out with warm water and finding a better semen receptacle. Tissue, used underpants, girl's mouth... whatever.
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Idiots. Its obvious you have to come in your ear, not in your eye.
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I hit the ceiling once which is about 2 meters over my head.

I make Pico look like an amateur.
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Cum in your mouth, not in your hands.
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If you're flexible, you can cum in your ass.
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I shot my eye once too on accident, now I'm afraid to aim for the chest.
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Just get a damned towel or something. This isn't a hard problem to solve.
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How am I supposed to help, exactly? I'm certainly not licking it out, if that's what you're asking.
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>>10199818
how the fuck you can do that? step by step tutorial please
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>>10200601
Step 1: Buy celery.
Step 2: Eat tons of celery
Step 3: Drink 4 glasses of water
Step 4: Wait several hours
Step 5: Fap as usual
Step 6: Aim at eye
Step 7: ???
Step 8: PROFIT
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>>10200601
1. Don't fap for a short (like, one day at most) period of time so you can build up some pressure.
2. Come while aiming towards your chest.
3. ??????
4. OH GOD MY EYE!
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>>10200666
Wait, what's the celery for?
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>>10200648
>one day at most
One day is not enough. One week and you will cum buckets, literally.
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>>10200678
Increases production of semen.
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>>10200686
I thought it was eggs.
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Am I the only one who faps into my hand then eats it? No fuss no muss.
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>>10200682

One day is more than enough to hit yourself in the eye.
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HELP ANONYMOUS I CAN'T BREATH CHEST WON'T STOP CONVULSING I HATE LAUGHING I CAN'T STOP FUCK YOU
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>>10200682
I didn't fap for 2 weeks once (Had visitors over) and when I did, oh lawd.

Best Code Geass doujin ever.
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>>10200696
If it is eggs, I'll eat them ever morning.
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>>10200773 ever morning

Did you mean "mourning"?
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>I'll eat them, ever mourning.

That... actually works as a sentence. lol.



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