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So which way does yours bend Anonymous?
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Down?
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Down, I guess.
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Is this some Deuce Bigalow anime?
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Left. No power holding.
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left
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Left.
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To the right. I am a man of great power.
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left, cause i fap with right
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Up and right. What does that make me?
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>>10199503
A retard who doesn't understand the question or a troll.

Pick whichever you know is true.
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>>10199503
Hard gay. Sorry.
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Up, the rubber in my boxers hold it up
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at this very moment it is small, floppy, squishy and pointing downwards due to gravity
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Yeah, to the left.
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It generally bends the opposite way of your dominate hand. This of course is due to fapping.
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>>10199527
My dominant hand is my right, but I fap with my left. :l
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So far Right its almost Left
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>>10199515
make me wonder, how all of you put yours in the pants
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>>10199527
I fap with my off hand more than I do my dominant hand.
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Right, as I am a southpaw.
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>>10199527
Jesus. I'm abnormal in everything I do.
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>>10199484
>>10199482
You guys too? Do you also exceed 7"?
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You have to fap so hard with your right hand that it bends right aswell.

Also /a/ - Random
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>>10199540
MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!
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>>10199539

mine bent to the left, so i put it downward left
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>>10199542
I'm right handed, but fap lefty because I need my right hand to handle the mouse.
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>>10199549
Nah, more like latenight /a/ is more relaxed and open to fuckery.
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>>10199540
Yeah, me too. Though me and a friend of mine rationalied that it's because the right hand is usually on the mouse.
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>>10199549
It's a discussion from an anime.
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>>10199563
That means I am also your clone.
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At first it's just up, i wear boxers so they aren't particularly tight, but still enough that at first my dick just points to my face, once I start moving around though, it falls down, but where it lands nobody knows.


I am a man of great mystery.
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>>10199579
Not even late night though yet bud.
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to the right it seems
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>>10199474
source?
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>>10199586
>>10199577
Hmm, I've learned to use the keyboard to navigate videos and images so that I can still use my dominant hand.
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>>10199624
My dominant hand doesn't have enough training even though I do this.
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>>10199594
That would make too much sense. Can't be true. Next theory.

>>10199603
Well fuck, you're right. Evening /a/, then.
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A true cock never bends. It always stands tall, regardless of what is in it's path. And if it falls, it will always arise again.
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Alright, if it bends to the left because you fap with the right, can you undo it if you fap with your left?
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>>10199540
same here
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If I'm ambidextrous, how do I know which of my hand is dominant?
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I fap with both hands.
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>>10199656
A-
AMAZING.
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>>10199656
At once? That's silly.

I switch off, though.
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>>10199656
So does yours zigzag?
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>>10199651
If you were handed a firearm and told to shoot the man who was going kill the president (granted, assuming the presidency was worth protecting anymore), which hand would you be more confident in using to make the shot?
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>>10199656
SUPERB
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>>10199707
That's an interesting question.

But then you have to think about which eye you'd use.
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>>10199729
That's an interesting question.

But then you have to think about which weapon you'd use.
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Holy shit. I thought mine was the only one that went left. Whew...
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I got a disturbing image in my mind from reading this thread of hordes of /a/non looking at hentai at the same time to get a boner and see which way it bends.
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>>10199707
Right, cause when I was in the military we were trained with M16, and those are bad for lefties due to the empty cartridges popping out from the right side, using it as leftie means you need a deflector or risk getting blind.

But my left eye is my dominant eye.
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>>10199707

Fuck. I'm right handed, but left eye dominant from playing too much baseball.
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Mine bends to the right because when I used to get those random boners in class way back when I would slide it to the right.
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To the left. With a little mole on the tip.
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>>10199656
Yeah, I definitely use both. Once one gets tired, the other can pick up.
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>>10199788
I could never get it to rest on my thigh like that. I always had to bring it up to the point where it was actually out of my pants, held against my stomach, but my shirt was over the top covering it.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who did that.
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>>10199618
I'm feeling nice. Gintama.
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>>10199817
Are you trying to say your dick is long?
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North east at a twenty degree angle
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Dunno I got the same problem as male yuki ;_;
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>>10199817
That's what I ment, but I'd rotate it from down around with my right hand to rest up and held down by my pants. So the hilt was stretched to the right.
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>>10199840
So if you're facing South West you could fuck yourself?
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>>10199817
Oh wow. I just shoved my hands in my pockets and held it in place. Looked completely natural, as I always had my hands in my pockets.
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>>10199698
I can't even fap with my left hand. What the hell? That hand is for switching through pics.
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>>10199838
No, it's pretty average. I just don't see how people can bend a raging hardon and lay it on their thigh. It would hurt regardless of length.
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>>10199851
Oh, now it makes a ton of sense.
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Also mine bends to the left also
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Up at this thread
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>>10199865
>>a raging hardon and lay it on their thigh

I flinched...
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Right, same as the hand I fap with.
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Mine doesn't bend any way really.. could be from switching between right/left hand fapping.



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