Does she have a vagina?
Man I hope she has a vagina.
I wonder where vaginas are.
Back of the knee maybe.
>things you will never receive
Stop leaving your scraps of paper in my shoe locker.
>arrive with annoyed look
>try to contain excitement
>trying to start a fight
I'll whop your ass, bitch.
I guess I can meet after kendo club lets out. Besides, I'll obviously need my shinai to fight the monsters that will appear out of nowhere and herald the beginning of my life as a main character.
>no one shows up and it was a joke
Oh god, will it be a boy or girl this time...
Say that to my face fucker see what happens.
Fuck you dude.
>I wonder where vaginas are.
>Back of the knee maybe.
Nevermind, I decided I don't like you after all. You remind me too much of my dead dog.
>It was really a ninja assassin send to murder the fuck out of you.
>Wanna try again?
Wait, was this a doujin/fanart? I remember reading lines like that...
Alright, who sent it?
>decide to talk to qt I'd seen before at school event
>fun chit chat
>professor splits us off into groups
>now other anon is talking to her
>we walked out with her after class
>probably fucking her hard THIS INSTANT
man my hopes of ever being a normalfag were RUINED today
>professor splits us off into groups
Wait, in american universes you can't choose your group?
Not your blog.
Why bother? You'll probably be saved in the nick of time by a sword-wielding girl who fell from the sky, or something.
Yes,I know just what you mean.
5pm or 5am?
This makes a huge difference
>Sword wielding Akari will never fell from sky to save you
What's a sakura tree and how do I find it when all the trees look the same in winter?
Fuck you secret admirer, stop fucking with me.
I just remember that this happen to me before, and i conveniently forget about that for about 8 years, now i understand why i dont trust woman.
>nobody posted this yet
>that's why they call it sakura trick
I just remembered 11 years ago when this happened to me because of your post. Fuck.
I remembered when we did this to fat girl at school and watched from a distance. At first we all laughed but then she waited so long for someone to turn up, we got bored and left.
Since Nips use military time, it's AM, otherwise it would say 17:00.
>P.S: bring vaseline.
This thread is bumming me out man.
This is why I'm a NEET.
You neet because you are pathetic faggot
You know, I would care.
When you haven't talked to someone in the past couple of months, you'll just want to talk to anyone just to feel sane again, be it a girl or a boy.
The joke is commenting about Makoto herself, who got hit on by tons of guys and girls all the time in Sailor Moon. And had this exact scenario happen all the time to her.
In fact, nearly every Makoto focused episode in Sailor Moon was a 'love letter' episode. It was a really bad cliche.
if i got this in my locker in high school,
i'd put on my gakuran, band my guts, and go out there. LIKE A REAL MAN.
You can have this back.
I'm glad you posted this, anon. It would have bothered me all night, otherwise.
>She only went out with you just to be nice for a week then dumped you over a text.
Just say cherry trees you fucking weeblord.
>you pussied out and didn't go
>I don't wanna mess around with no armpit vagina
Jesus we've come a long way, /a/.
b-but our school doesn't have any Sakura trees.
>she only danced with you because you were the only senior without a date.
>No one shows up and it was a joke
>People were filming it/watching from a distance
>Everyone was in on it except you
>The next day the entire class is laughing at you over it
It's like you were never even bullied anon.
I like you,i love you,and I want you
Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Oh fuck, anon, you just solved the puzzle.
shiit I can't wake up at 5:00 for what only might be a vagina.
>she was fucking her "ex"-boyfriend behind your back and only used you to pay for her prom ticket and dress
Joke's on her, he killed himself a year later and now she's doing porn.
Stop making me remember my childhood you dick.
Now I just feel more like shit.
D..do I need to bring like... a baseball bat?
>Haruka wakes up from her dream
>it's the second day of school
>everyone makes fun of her for being a dirty lesbian
>Yuu telling everyone she was so gross and tried to kiss her yesterday
>Haruka gets tummy punched by a green haired girl and told that girls can't love girls
/me scurries on over!
Well, this thread turned to blogshit cancer pretty quickly.
Blame the OP.
I'm actually sort of reveling in the fact that I wasn't the only person this happened to.
I-is this made up? Please tell me it's from a show or something
It started with roleplaying. Can't get much better from there.
I wish. I really do.
My waifu is more than I'd ever need anyway, but I'd give anything to take that kiss back.
I was never bullied during school because my gay childhood friend was a delinquent that usually scared others away.
Yeah, a Kisekae thread would have been deleted much faster, fuck everything.
>she asked you to drive her to get her prom dress
>she asked you to drive her to get prom tickets
>when you asked her to the prom, she said she was going with her online boyfriend from another school
Yeah....you guys had it so bad.....
>Muh avatarfagging thread
They already have a general on /e/
Don't go, IT'S A TRICK!
Really? Was he cute?
>Haruka then wakes up from her dream
>Yuu wakes up and asks her what was wrong
>Haruka can't really remember but she had a really sad dream
>they kiss and cuddle under the cover for 12 minutes until they fall asleep again
>now she's doing porn
You mean she fucks everything?
Are you two still friends? Did he ever try anything with you, did you ever try anything with him?
>You find out your middle school friend who is 6'4 and bear mode in high school turns out to be gay after you graduate high school a year later.
Worst MC of all time.
>your secret crush is there
>she's getting fucked your best male friend against the tree
>That too was another fucking dream
>Are you two still friends?
Nothing too gay, just occasionally jack each other off while watching porn.
>Haruka wakes up in a mental hospital
>they tell her she had a mental breakdown in class, cut her wrists, and kiss-raped Yuu
If only you listened.
>No friends to do casual gay things with and snuggle with in movies.
Why can't he understand that I'll make him happier than any of those whores ever could ;_;.
Is this real or is it fanta sea?
Because you're a blogging faggot.
You are no longer dreaming.
Badly drawn image if I remember correctly.
How did I know this was going to be a blog thread?
No one would send one of these to me ever, even to play a joke.
My peers were too nice to me to bully.
Not even your mom in an attempt to make you happy?
I actually managed to get through four years without meeting anyone. I'm pretty impressed to be honest.
That is not a Touhou at all