None of you have this level of dedication to your waifu. Take notes.
Your waifu and your pasta is hideous.
why does this person have grimes pictures everywhere and then kyary pamyu pamyu and midori albums
does grimes like them or something
I don't know who that's supposed to be. Thread closed.
Excuse me but where is your waifu on this picture?
I see only some 3DPD bitches.
You'd better have some Fashion Monster somewhere in that stack OP.
>recognizing any of that shit
get out of here you cross-pollinating fuck
You new here?
You best be kidding.
>put a picture on a TV and a phone
how is that dedication? I could do that with a picture of literally anything in 2 seconds
/mu/ please go.
and just so you know kyary is nakata's worst project.
you must be one weird ass faggot
But instead you're just being useless, posting on an anonymous image board, and consuming valuable resources that should be given to someone more productive.
Who are you quoting?
Isn't that Grimes?
You're the weird one. There isn't even any waifu on the OP pic. Is she supposed to be some invisible character or something?
And what are you doing?
I eat dinner with my waifu every night.
Boy I wish I had some pics of Guts to contribute to this Berserk thread...
I'm finishing up some calculus homework.
Crossboarders and the new filths have the worst taste really.
>put wallpaper of "waifu" on desktop
>buy $2 food/make one
>you imagine that you eat dinner with your waifu every night
Oh holy shit you're doing high school level math oh my god I didn't realize I was talking to such a genius, please forgive me holy fuck
>high school level math
>i'm a nigger
I did Calculus in high school fag, they also teach Algebra in college to retards, doesn't make it high level math or anything worth bragging about. Are you honestly trying to show off the fact that you're doing Calculus?
Ah, those were cute. A preamble to infinite series representations of functions.
Grimes is luv
>asked him what he was doing
Do you have some short memory problems?
You're not impressing anyone m8
Both of you are not impressing anyone. You fucking kids might as well mention how you go to bed at 12, drink coffee and listen jazz. Nobody cares about your fucking college.
>differential and integral calculus of functions of one variable
Goo-goo, gaa-gaa. WAAAAAA
Do you think you've mastered calculus because you've studied it in high school? Do you even know how much is contained within calculus?
>single variable calculus
not even differential equations...
are you an English major or something?
>go to bed at 12
I wish I was that disciplined
>This course is intended for majors in engineering and the physical sciences.
>acting like it's easy
English majors don't take calculus.
No, probably women's studies.
None of you faggots could even get into Berkeley, lmao.
It also neglects to mention that you aren't even considered an engineering major until after finishing Calculus.
And yeah, it's quite easy.
>having a reason to be on /a/ instead of fucking bitches in your porsche
there, I found your problem
How stupid are you?
>it's quite easy
Okay. Explain how the sum of all natural numbers is equal to -1/12 using the analytic continuation of the Riemann Zeta function.
I think I hear the school bus coming
I've never done anything special for my waifu, I'm so lucky to still have her
i hope your autism kills you
I was going to laugh, but the pillow just made the entire thing really sad.
I'm sorry, but there's nothing waifu related in this image that I can find. For a minute I was sure that a glitch had switched your image with something from /b/.
ur mom lol
You're NEET, aren't you?
She's not even my waifu and I probably spent more the plane ticket to Japan and comiket to get this stuff.
I do believe it was you who put the air of "arrogance" onto the other anon. As is now obvious, that was extreme projection.
>ITT: Normalfag OP tries to impress /a/ and fails, then gets mad about it
Hey, what do you have against English majors?
Someone has to translate STEM-talk into English.
>ignoring the fact Engi Calc was my own Vietnam
Now I want sadpanda links to those, time to search
Any competent STEM kiddie can do that themselves. If you're not writing fiction that explores and elucidates something profound about the human condition, you're wasting your time being an English major.
Janitors and mods have been really sucking today, holy shit.
Daaamn nigger, go hire an interior decorator. Your home is ugly as shit.
>hurf durf only pretending
Not even him but seeing you backpedaling like that is just pathetic.
How about you read a book instead of shitposting?
Calm down OP.
post room pussy
>Makes a shitposting thread.
>Doesn't expect shitposting.
Too bad STEM kids who are textbook smart and competent writers are few and far between least from what I've gathered at my uni.
Some stereotypes are true, anon.
Nothing is funnier than when a bunch of anons try to act like they are geniuses.
Your place looks like a shithole. Fuck off and die in it.
I would if it wouldn't be all too easy to find out who I am due to others uploading pictures of my beautiful setup.
>not being a NEET
As an engineer, I concur my dear sir. I can't stand these plebs.
That painting of Kanon genuinely scares me.
BME = business major eventually
and a fine move it was.
>Some stereotypes are true, anon
I agree. The English majors I've met are pretentious beyond compare, yet they have no actual technical skill, and are practically useless in the real world.
Go blog about youre favorite AKB, faggot.
you mean nothing more pathetic. just look at /sci/. it is just sad, really.
You're fucking up anon.
literally no one gives a fuck about you
English major here.
We're good at one thing.
Getting shit on by every other major in university for being an English major.
But seriously, fuck Poli-Sci faggots.
was meant for
>try to better yourself by getting an education
>get called pathetic
This is why /a/ is shit
>not drinking wine with pasta
are you poor or something
Well then I'm glad I have you. Those chairs need to go, that tablecloth is seriously ugly, and having your TV and desk in those spots... really nigger?
>I'm X major
Does it fucking matter? This is an anonymous board about chinese cartoons. Unless you're an anime major or something, who gives a shit?
>people actually doing math
fuck it use wolfram, trust me I got my EE bachelor by doing all my assignments on it and then cramming before my exams
Fuck off, We've done nothing to you.
We're to busy being the department that gets the general populace to give a fuck about the rest of you.
you must be such a good electrical engineer wow such cool trick m8!
some people actually want to learn, dingus
sweet keyboard what are those
B-BUT M-MUH E-DICK AND M-MUH BLOGGING
I want to be an astrophysicist. Tell me why this is a bad idea and I am stupid.
The entire university system is built around the math and applied math (sciences, engineering, etc.) departments. Everything else is subservient to math. Math is the nature of language. Math and its practical applications are what ameliorates humanity. Doctors keep mathematicians healthy, writers give them something to do when they get bored, lawyers keep them out of trouble, etc.
>Greasy mince on penne
Jesus fuck, you might as well have used a tinned mix, at least it would look better.
Then maybe you should learn to get ahead instead of following the rules all the time.
Is that a mechanical keyboard?
>caring about how it looks
Taste and texture is all that matters.
It's good because you'll be one of the cool nurds. You can be like Sheldon! and people will praise you for that. xD
Really wish I had one of those stupid 0/10 fish bait images right now.
Grimes is honestly kinda cute. She's kinda like those dogs who are so ugly they're cute, you know?
RK9000 with mx blues and new key caps.
I hope you scanned those.
What a shitty keyboard.
>relegating truth to the status of troll bait to make yourself feel better about your worthless existence
Sporadic chunks of cheap beef mince on plain pasta dude, it doesn't even have cheese.
It'd taste like oil and depression.
You mean those guys who are only good for teaching high school math?
I don't want to ruin them. I'm sure someone else probably scanned them, though.
I'd like a topre eventually, but MX blues serve me well for now.
No. I mean people like Terence Tao, troglodyte. Do you know who that is? Of course you don't. Google him, moron.
Hey /a/, is being a network specialist an easy job? I can get the certifications easily.
when you type it must sound like thunder
Hey mathguy, have they figured out Mochizuki's proof thing yet? They've been at it for like a year, haven't they?
Only actual arguments require rebuttals.
If you ever learned something at that shithole you call a department you'd know this.
I am a pizza delivery driver
They still haven't verified the thing, but they found some inconsistencies. Not sure if Mochizuki corrected them yet, but the fact that he won't lecture on any of his findings just makes it that much harder.
you will realize later on there are no fucking jobs
>making a wikipedia page about yourself because you think you're a hotshot for publishing a couple of textbooks
why don't you kill yourself
he might be the smartest person alive m8
Pfft. Goldstein was better.
Smarter than that cripple? Or did he die?
/sci/ is on the same level as /s4s/ in terms of being bad.
"wanting to have an education" and actually getting one are diffrent things. just being on 4chan and wasting time with bragging about the college your parents money got yourself into is proof enough you are doing something wrong.
I see, I guess not much has changed since I read the stackoverflow thread.
I was just mainly fascinated by him because of his high level of competency in both English and Japanese.
>got a PhD in math when he was like 3
>surprised he can master two languages
>smartest man alive
Who STEM here?
every time someone talks about going to college neet fags come out of the woodwork complaining that the only reason they went to college is because of their parents money'
stop being so fucking jealous
wtf is stem lol
>implying Im not taking my dakimakura to a restaurant tomorrow night
>His father told the press that at the age of two, during a family gathering, Tao attempted to teach a 5-year-old child arithmetic and English
so many college graduates here
high school straight to NEET master race
Melon pan pls go.
I'm a double native speaker of English and Japanese, and his competency still amazes me. Maths isn't my forte, but his eloquent writing in both languages kinda blew me away. I know a lot of people that are quite good at both languages, but it's rare to be -that- impeccable.
>spending daddy's money to bust nuts on hentai doujin all day
Do we have a claim from a reliable source?
at least im not 100k in debt
Yeah, I don't even think he's real. Isn't it really hard coming from Japanese or Mandarin to English?
At two I was already launching my pets into orbit.
this thread has gone to absolute shit. No wonder none of you are doing anything with your waifus. If I was your waifu I'd be ashamed to be with you as well.
>Tao exhibited extraordinary mathematical abilities from an early age, attending university level mathematics courses at the age of nine. He is one of only two children (besides Lenhard Ng) in the history of the Johns Hopkins' Study of Exceptional Talent program to have achieved a score of 700 or greater on the SAT math section while just 8 years old (he scored a 760).
> In 1986, 1987, and 1988, Tao was the youngest participant to date in the International Mathematical Olympiad, first competing at the age of ten, winning a bronze, silver, and gold medal respectively. He remains the youngest winner of each of the three medals in the Olympiad's history, winning the gold medal shortly after his thirteenth birthday. At age 14, Tao attended the Research Science Institute. When he was 15 he published his first assistant paper. He received his bachelor's and master's degrees (at the age of 16) from Flinders University under Garth Gaudry. In 1992 he won a Fulbright Scholarship to undertake postgraduate study in the United States. From 1992 to 1996, Tao was a graduate student at Princeton University under the direction of Elias Stein, receiving his Ph.D. at the age of 21.
His feats are incredible. Why would you doubt that?
>not being full hikki since primary school
Because you're sperging out about it
Waifus aren't real
uh huh, go get a job, loser
Say that to my face motherfucker.