-in your bed-
I sleep on the floor, like a dog.
-at the bedside-
Same here, Im to cheap to buy a bed.
Move it you horse-assed homo.
I sleep in a water bed, this should be fun.
-I am sleeping-
-outside because my dad is-
-going to kill me for masturbating-
-over my cousin.
I sleep on a futon, like a person who sleeps on a futon.
His piercings would poke holes in it.
i aint got no bed
i sleep on a mattress on the floor
-wherever you sleep-
-rubbing my penis-
-against your nachas.
SO HEALTHY I COULD DIE
HOT DOGGING THE DEMI-GOD.
The question is, would that get you killed or the best sex of your life?
One, then the other.
I'd do it.
My question: would he start crying during/afterwards?
Goodbye asshole, goodbye rectum, goodbye pelvis.
In that order?