Sorry, if I'm slowpoke, but I opened up the paper today and found this mess.
With a name like Mojo, you know that life is probably going to be shit from the start.
And this is why I never leave /a/.
I'm sure Mojo is not the child's actual name.
AWESOME HIJACK LOL
>> Last week, with a Sharpie marker, she wrote "Baka" on his forehead.
>>"It means 'idiot,' " she explained.
>>Because it was in Japanese, the language of manga, he thought it was cool.
Wait, she changed her sex suddenly?
I swear that said The fangirl's crotch
Mojo has shit taste in fictional boys.
Pray her daughter never gets around to watching SD. Just imagine how much worse it'd be.
No, the little brother thought it was cool to have fangirl japanese written on his forehead.
Dammit, I lost my UnlimitedFacepalmWorks.jpg. Anyone have one?
there's nothing wrong with more pedo/jb sex tapes
wow you suck at reading shit
I'll teach her a killer technique
>maybe it feels safer for a girl to write down her fantasies by masquerading as a boy. (That might explain the strange strain — called yaoi in Japanese — in which the male characters get romantic with each other.) Maybe the adolescent fan-fic writers are trying on sex and romance for size — or at least thinking hard about boys, in the safest, least real-world way possible.
Why did she let her mother write this?
WOW YOU ARE ILLITERATE.
Lol, no dudes on the forums
My friend in high school sent in a letter to a sex advice column about how I supposedly masturbate to Yugioh. It was published without my knowledge and I walked into school and everybody I knew was reading it. For some reason I was still friends with her after that.
she used your real name?
She's 12 years old. It's not like she can beat the shit out of her mother for anything she doesn't like her doing.
Ugh. If you're going to obsess over fictional characters, at least choose good ones.
For example, C.C.
What a slut. Running train with Sasuke, Sanji, and Zoro.
No thank fucking god, but it was pretty obvious since all my friends know that I had a huge hard on for Kaiba back then. It was high school and nobody was good at suppressing their power levels. It's actually pretty funny because the advice the guy gave on the matter was that it was a phase, and my friend needs to leave me the fuck alone and let me do what I want.
WTF THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING SURPRESS YOUR POWER LEVEL IN REAL LIFE. Fucking parents.
Pray for Mojo.
Believing in a false prophet is a Lutheran belief and she'll more than likely burn in the fiery pits and bowels of hell.
pizza butt is loev
Her mom secretly regrets having her.
I'd fuck her mom
I'd fuck her horns
I actually enjoyed the article. I expected a rant about "those young kids and dangerous unhealthy obsessions with some weird comics from another country." Instead, it was an eloquent and non-judgmental take on what she saw as an interesting phenomenon.
Sunrise bullshit. Even Sasuke is better.
>With allowance and Christmas money, and through strategic alliances with her little brother, she's procured the first 15 books in the Naruto series
I found the problem, who the fuck gives their retarded kid an allowance? What do they work for?
they'll grow up like Taiga sensei